What's it like having boobies? Do you play with them? Are they ever uncomfortable?
>>27568564
Playing with them during masturbation is a must, but otherwise nope. They're mostly just there and stay out of the way.
>real girl will read this thread
>they will be wearing panties
>there is literally an object that exists right now that is perfectly formed to the warm pussy and ass of a girl who is reading the same thread as you, occupying the same mental space as you
>there is an object that is wedged ever so slightly into the folds of her vagina, that gets to experience every jiggle and pinch and squeeze of her ass fat as it moves around during the day
>tfw you are not that object
>>27568615
Don't worry about it man someday you will get a gf and can live out all your fantasies to your heart's content. I truly believe that there is someone out there for everyone.
>>27568564
>not asking for bra size as well
You had one job.
>>27568564
I hate them. The only pros is catching food on them and they're fun for like maybe 10 seconds when you're in the shower.
Cons are fucking everything. Stairs, lying down, running. Chestlets don't fucking understand.
They're no more uncomfortable than other mounds of flesh, wearing a bra that's too small can make you feel restricted
idk about "playing with them" absent-mindedly cup them sometimes, i don't think thry're an erogenous zone at all. kinda wish they weren't there when clpthes don't fit thstgrest bv of them
I am a man with a growing pair of booties (fat coz married and don't care about looking good anymore), yesterday my one year old pulled my shirt up and tried to suckle on my mansions. Then he got frustrated and started alternatively sucking and pinching /scratching nipples with his little claw like fingers. I let him because it made my wife rofl but now my nips hurt like hell
>>27568694
>>27568695
pics or youre a hairy fedora wearing neckbeard
they are uncomfortable and make you look fatter
they only feel good when someone else sucks on them
>>27568638
I don't think he will ever get to be panties.
>>27568700
Fuck autocorrect
booties=boobies
Mansions=mantits
They're so sensitive that it's almost painful. I have orgasmed once from nipple play alone, just once though.
They get in the way a lot though, anytime ANYTHING brushes my chest it feels like getting an electric shock. i might have some kind of hypersensitivity. They can be a bit of nuisance in everyday life, my bras tend to make me sweaty.
Also I'm a tranny with hormone boobs
I dunno. It's like having extra chest flesh that I'm insecure about. No I don't play with them and they're uncomfortable pretty much all the time.
t. Fat male
>>27568741
Life is not an hentai anon, the problem may be your hormones because normal women don't get that.
>>27568791
Surely some do. I mean when I touch my nipples I just start dripping hot lady semen.
>>27568695
> clpthes don't fit thstgrest bv of them
There are so many clothes I can't wear because they're designed for A or B cup women and not women that have big boobs. Most things in the mall I can't wear because they look terrible, or a dress is too short because I'm too tall.
>>27568824
That's actually what happens though
>>27568824
Nope. Nobody I've ever talked to has had this problem. Got any tranny friends to talk to about this? Might just be a tranny issue tbhfamalam.
>>27568708
Okay.
>>27568677
36DD desu, not really big but not disgustingly small
>>27568870
Why'd it change my name from lupe to sherri
>>27568887
please take legal ownership over my soul in exchange for letting me touch your boob
Since we're on the topic of boobs I know mine are ugly since the brown circle around my nipples are huge. Really huge and everywhere I see, I see tiny ones.
can girls fall asleep laying on their stomach? or do your boobs like go numb
>>27569019
Boobs don't constantly stick out in front of us if we're not wearing bras, so they just go to the side and mush into the chest.
>>27569038
doesn't that depend on the boobs though? what about girls with perky boobs
>>27568997
Okay anon.
>>27569019
It hurts me, at least.
>>27568887
>36DD
>not really big
u wot
>>27569019
Depends on how big they are, if small enough, you can, yeah. If not, it's horribly painful.
>>27569056
It's true with all of 'em, and many perky boobs just look perky because of push up bras, or the right kind of bra.
>>27569077
>If not, it's horribly painful.
It doesn't hurt at all.
what is the WORST way a femanon has ever hurt their boob/boobs
>>27568564
it's awful and i hate having them
>>27569113
Chad pinched them too hard
>>27569074
I like girls with F cup and above.
>>27569113
I used to pinch the inside of them and something would burst, then a few hours later I'd have bruises all over. I did that for a couple of months. It was pleasing in the way you feel after ripping off a hangnail.
>>27569113
Put clothespins on them and it hurt like a motherfucker, I even have a scar from that.
>>27569150
>I used to pinch the inside of them and something would burst,
wait, what? what bursts? blood vessels or something?
>>27569152
Why the fuck would you do that? What is the reasoning?
>>27569170
I have no idea, but it didn't hurt.
>>27569113
kneeing yourself in the boob
slamming into the corner of a very pointy coffee table
dude punching me in the boob
>>27569178
I was watching some fucked up porn and hentai and wanted to try it for myself. I gotta say after that it isn't for me...it's much better to just watch.
>>27569221
How do girls like you exist yet I can't find you in real life?
>>27568887
Face pic, like the nails by the way.
>>27569074
After years of porn i see women like that the way women see 5'8 guys
>>27569233
I would never admit this in public, but I probably would if I ever got in a long term relationship with a bf. Maybe the girls just don't want to admit they watch it, or maybe they're just hard to come by. I dunno. I know way too many girls that are against porn for some reason and a few others that think it's like cheating.
>>27569295
Marlene, why are you here? How are you a robot? How can you not get a bf?
>>27569336
I have a lot of personal issues and have been NEET for 11 months with my only social interaction being parents and 4chan, but I'm working to get myself out of it currently. I used to be a normie and never got a bf because I've had way too many people warn me about STDs and pregnancy so I focused on school. Ya think I'd actually have a shot?
>>27569429
I don't know, how old are you? What do you do? Besides NEETing, that is. What are your personal issues?
>>27569445
I'm 26 and to go into my personal issues will be a long story so I'll try to summarize it. I moved away from home for the first time somewhere far away and my workplace fucked with me so much (intensely abusive, felt like I was constantly watched, never felt good enough to my boss, people trying to get me fired by watching me fuck up etc etc) and when I got back home I went back to school, yet still got fucked up and had intense trust issues, depression issues. For all this time I had trouble sleeping, eating, and was in a high stress mode. I got a bit of help, finished school, but after that whenever I hung out with people I never enjoyed it so I became a miserable NEET and now I'm attempting to claw my way out of it by getting a shitty minimum wage job and talking with friends but I still feel like a failure. I dunno any guy that would want to take that on...I gotta get my shit together.
>>27569554
Eh you sound fairly normal. You'll turn it around. It'll just make you stronger in the long run.
t. 27 year old
>>27568564
Mostly they get in the way
Wearing a bra is tedious
And sometimes i get too self concious
>>27569589
Thanks man, I hope I do. It's people like you that are giving me hope to keep on going and get through this mess.
Have a comfy pic for your troubles.
>>27569686
The perspective in that pic seems off.
But no prob. I am half NEET/robot but I've also somehow made it through law school and landed a nice job. Even us robots can defy the odds.
>>27569683
Post more, they look nice
>>27568564
They're just there until a something doesn't fit right.
I'm a 30H and they're not too uncomfortable. Wearing a bra is uncomfortable though.
>>27569797
>30H
that's...wow
>>27569732
Congrats on the success partial NEET/robot I wish you success, and I'll post another comfy pic that you may like better. It gives me more hope.
>>27569833
They're not too huge. Pic related is the general size.
My body type is a bit different from hers though.
>>27569863
I like that one better.
If you ever wanna go on a date let me know :^)
>>27569900
Yeah that's not H you lying cunt. That's 32DD at best. Kill yourself.
>>27569900
I simply don't believe you're a 30. You realize that even 30C is rare, right?
>>27569900
>My body type is a bit different from hers though.
So you're saying you're fat?
>>27569947
You know nothing about bra size then.
Also keep in mind that band size determines the overall fat of your breasts.
>>27569918
It's a very nostolgic pic to me. Reminds me of happier days.
I'm sure you'll meet a nice lady someday Mr Werner.
if femanons had to choose, would you rather have better/bigger boobs, or a better/bigger buttpls say butt
>>27569980
Don't be so negative Tabitha
>>27569975
Nah I dont have love handles like she does.
>>27569970
That really depends because most women are wearing the wrong bra size.
When I and a bra fitter measure my underbust it is 29 inches.
To properly determine your underbust size you don't add numbers. Adding numbers is the old and incorrect way of bra sizing.
>>27569900
Does anyone actually belive this shit?
>>27570016
Ah, you're full of shit. Go by the normal measurements and tell us what it is. Or post a pic.
Because 30H is basically impossible without implants.
>>27570019
I never said that was me in the picture.
Why is it hard to believe that some women have a large chest size?
>>27570009
I'll do my best, Mr Fleming, I'm working on that part of myself.
>>27569991
I'd have bigger boobs.
>>27570041
It really isnt. Google some documentaries on breast size. Just today a girl showed me a documentary called My Big Breasts and Me and there was a small girl with 28K breasts.
>>27570094
You have to post your size when you post that. 32A? Okay. 36C? Must have a huge ass.
>>27570107
You are nuts. You're buying into some weirdo alternative measurement systems.
>>27570130
What 'chu talkin' about Willis? That wasn't a requirement in the original question.
>>27570151
It's not alternative measurements. Stores sell bras in this size.
It's also been proven that stores like Victoria Secret are the ones who have the wrong measuments.
Google the reddit bra size document.
how hairy do femanon boobs get?
>>27570204
Gotcha, fuck off
>>27568638
I like to believe that there is someone out there for everyone as well.
I also believe there is no guarantee that you will ever meet that person.
>>27570268
Lol it's not just reddit.
www dot brasizecalculator dot tk
