>see someone coming to elevator
>press button to close door
>see someone coming to elevator
>act like i don't see them
>>27531564
>carrying heavy shit to my dorm
>ask girl to hold the elevator
>she pushes the button to close the door
>shove my hand into the door and step inside
>ride up to my floor while glaring at this cunt
>press all the other floor buttons once the elevator reaches my floor
>"Thanks for holding the elevator for me!"
>exit
>pre-schoolers get on elevator
>cut cables and drop them 56 stories
Samefag kill yourself ree
>somebody enters the elevator I'm in
>I exit and wait for the next one
>>27531657
not mischievous enough
>>27531564
>Go through a building
>Press buttons on every floor
>When it gets to the top, press every button in the lift
>Rinse and repeat
Fun way to spend an afternoon.
>live on the top floor
>do the trick that sends the elevator to the top floor without stopping
>all that butthurt
>>27531564
>they shove their hand in the door before it closes and force their way in
>>27531657
What the fuck are pre-schoolers doing in a 56 storey building?
>>27532800
That's why you have to look like you aren't paying attention
>>27532812
Going to pre school, dumb ass
>>27531643
this genuinely makes me happy good job anon (implying this is actually true)
>>27531564
>someone enters elevator
>they say they're going to the top
>hit every single floor button
>enter the full elevator
>let out a stinky fart
>step outside again
>>27531643
Maybe she didn't want to be alone in the elevator with a guy that looks like a serial killer.
>elevator opens
>almost full
>get in
>pull my pants down
>squat
>take poopoo then peepee
>get out and leave
>>27535090
>someone wants to take the elevator to the castle
>make them walk through 5 different floors instead
>come back from shopping with grandma
>take the elevator to my floor
>elevator is full with grocery bags.
>grandma waits downstairs and tells me to send down when i get out
>i send the elevator to the top and get out
>>27535831
Even if he was, whats the worst thing he could do ?
Brutally murder her in the elevator then rape her corpse when it is still warm ?
Get real.
>>27537179
Someone would like to have a word with you.
>>27537231
I have no idea who this is.
>send elevator to top floor that nobody lives on
>jam door with something
>walk down stairs
>see a woman sweating really hard, pulling a pram up on my way down
>she asks if i can help her
>dont even look at her
>>27531643
If I saw a dormnorm coming my way I'd do the same thing
>lightly tossing heavy medicine balls in gym
>girl asks me if i can throw it a little higher
>heave as hard as i can and launch it as high as possible
>get cheap bike lock
>find random bicycle chained up
>attach own lock and throw the key away
>>27531564
>visiting nursing home where my grandma is
>3 stories
>old lady passes out in her electric cart in the elevator
>finish her word search she had in her basket, put it back and leave
>>27537589
This is VERY mischievous..
>see someone coming to elevator
>press button to close door
>the door fails to close on time and whoever came to the elevator saw you press the button
>go into public bathroom
>shit
>smear it on inside door handle with toilet paper
>flush rest of toilet paper in all stalls
>leave
>the elevator MUST wait on level for a certain amount of time until closing and moving
>people autistically mash the close door button 10 times until it closes the same it would've if they didn't push it
I'm sure most elevators work this way. Yet people still mash the close door button.
>work at a Dave n' Buster's type of place
>manager's acting like a cunt to me
>just give away redemption prizes
>>27531670
Elisa Lam, /x/'s sexual organ gorgon
>>27535875
Somebody did this in my city. My favourite part was that the elevator only went down two floors at most and was for disabled people, they went in and just took a shit in the middle. They only got found out because of CCTV too, so they did it quickly and sneakily
>>27537231
>Enters elevator
>Does elevator game
>Found dead days later in hotel's water tank
>>27531564
>sleeping at friends house
>pee in the bed
>he never found out
>>27539050
>tfw the elevators in my dorm had no cameras
I'd stick a piece of shit in a sandwich bag, prop it upright in the elevator and tape the top so it didn't fall, then come back in an hour. It was always moved- the sandwich bag made people curious. Did it often enough that some kids wouldcpoke their head in the elevator when it arrives to scan for shitbags. Never caught
>get off elevator
>press on every single button on my way out
>doing live lesson for online school
>supposed to be paying attention and not browsing the web or doing other things
>doing all of the things im not supposed to
>>27531564
>i behave like a total asshole waaaahhhh why does everyone hate me
the thread.
>>27532812
The building was actually 88 stories.Was.
>post something incredibly retarded and autistic
>only realize it after
>don't go back to the thread to read the mean replies and get BTFO
>>27531564
>Have shitty annoying literature professor
>Get comic strip making fun of classical literature
>Post it all over classroom walls and ceiling.
>>27537251
look her up on youtube, youll find plenty of vids explaining the creepy and mysterious way she died.
spoiler: contains elevators
Someone post those Chinese elevator webms
>>27540944
Does this count, i think it's chinese
