>mark order as shipped
>it's not
This anon is mad, I tell you.
>>27496385
Quite devilish anon I do this sometimes.
>sell auto parts
>customer rudely asks on the phone for expedited shipping
>explain we don't offer it
>customer reluctantly agrees to USPS priority but says he already has his mustang's dash taken apart and waiting for the part
>seems like a chad
>mark item as shipped, print shipping label and provide tracking info
>wait a week to take the package to the post office
>>27496385
>write feedback as only AAA+++ and not AAA+++++
>>27496468
>buyer requests feedback
>says he left me good feedback
>tell him I will leave feedback
>don't leave feedback
>>27496495
Probably only a quarter of the people I've sold to on eBay bother to leave feedback. I have to keep all the postal receipts forever in case they come out of the woodwork a month later and say stuff never arrived
>normie coworker is bitching about "the ol' ball and chain" busting his balls
>"ah women, am I right Anon?"
>"you can't live with 'em"
>"but you can't live without 'em"
>I can and do live without them
>see pic related
>I don't
>>27496567
absolute bloody mischief
>>27496609
you absolute ORIGINAL madman
>"how'd you sleep anon?"
>"Pretty good actually, yourself?"
>I have insomnia
>>27496744
>"how are you doing today anon?"
>"good!"
>I'm actually doing really bad and am on the verge of suicide
>>27497291
Oh I know that feeling all too well anon :^)
>>27496567
Is it really just that people get so lonely they'll take even a shitty fucking relationship with some harpy over nothing?
>>27497388
yep, all my normie coworkers have wives and ex-wives and kids and complain about them all the time
it's all they ever fucking talk about
they sometimes ask me to come to the bar with them after work but I just go home and drink alone because I don't want to listen to drunk normies complain about how their wife won't let them do fun things or how their ex-wife is being a bitch or how their kids are misbehaving or how it's hard to make ends meet providing for bratty kids
I'm not so lonely that I'm about to throw away my freedom and financial security just for some pussy
>At wage cuck service and repair job.
>boss comes around
>"You working hard anon?"
>"of course sir always do!"
>only doing bare minimum till shift is done.
>>27497475
minimum wage, minimum effort
>you are supposed to be thankful for the opportunity to make someone else a lot of money while getting paid little better than nothing in return
>>27497717
Luckily I get more then minimum (barley)
And not a fast food joint.
Still wagecucked though.
>in walmart
>going poopoopeepee
>dont flush
>sign says to please wash hands
>dont wash hands
