Can we get a good old fashioned tard thread going?
Never see these on r9gay anymore.
>First day at my school for J (other downy kid in my year)
>I'm only around 8 years old at the time
>its the afternoon and almost 'home time'
>im sitting at my desk
>downy has been put into 'time out' near my desk for some reason
>think he was attacking people or trying to molest them earlier that day
>I hear him making some fucked up downy mouth noise
>he does this ALL the time, constant
>look down at him
>blank expression
>i look down at his crotch
>huge fucking wet patch, like massive
>look back at him
>huge shit eating grin appears on his face
>i tell the teacher
>he gets sent off with two other kids from my class to go get changed in the boys toilets
>they escort him
>he has a huge fucking wet patch on his arse too, fucking jesus
>some time passes by
>teacher looks for a couple people to go check up on them
>i dont' pass up on the opportunity as im a keen observer of tard behavior
>i head down to the boys toilets with my best bud
>other two kids are standing outside the bathrooms
>ask them what's happening
>they just keep telling me "dont go in there"
>i go in there
>its dead silent, no one else around
>look around and see his completely soiled clothing articles lain about
>underpants drenched with piss and loaded up with bits of shit
>oh my word
>"J, you there?"
>repeat a couple times
>loud as fuck tard screech
>"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>jet out of there fast as I can
>tell the others what I saw
>we all decided to investigate
>we huddle around the cubicle the downy is occupying
>he lets out another tard screech, although not as loud this time
>"BAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
>starts kicking his own door
>eventually opens up
>holding a bag of pants soiled clothes
>starts swinging it at us wildly
>hits one of the other kids
>we all leave
>teacher finally rocks up
>it's over
>day fucking one
>grade 4
>science room/class
>this slightly intellectually disabled girl with aspergers mum died recently (she hung herself because two of her other kids were full blown retards and her rich husband was leaving her with nothing and the tards)
>this aspie girl usually hides in the desk and cries really hard, obviously mourning her mother
>normally i always check under the desk just because
>notice she isn't around
>look under desk
>downy kid (a year older than us) is literally pinning her down and dry humping her from behind
>shes bawling her eyes out at this point and red in the face
>downy is raping her minus penetration
>inside im keking
>for some reason I paused and carefully plotted in my mind the next actions
>I calmly tell everyone in the class room to just leave and Ignore J (the downy)
>teacher is abscent
>everyone listens to me
>what the fuck
>everyones leaving the class room
>im ushering them out like some white knight
>im the last person to leave
>its just the aspie girl screaming and crying and the downie on stop of her molesting her and calling her "his babeh"
>i make direct eye contact with the aspie girl
>slowly shut the door and back out
>dont know what happened after that
>later in the day back in the main class room (grade 4)
>teacher fucking applauds me for "acting maturely" and "doing the right thing"
>it was fully my intention the entire time *not* to do the "right thing"
>mfw
>Be riding my motorcycle
>Old 90's ZZR600 with twin exhausts.
>Pull up at a junction and see a 250lb potatohead standing at a bus stop with it's tardwrangler
>I can see it looking at the bike, dribbling, with the sun glinting off it's pyramid shaped bald head.
>Hold in the clutch and pin the throttle
>Tard gets scared, literally shits it's pants and starts beating up it's wrangler
>MFW
>Lived near a retard school when I was a kid
>These were some hardcore mongs, the fences were old wraught iron bars 3 inches thick and 9 feet high to stop the jellyheads escaping
>Sometimes I'd go past at playtime and throw them some scraps of dogfood over and pet the tamer looking ones
>After a while I decide to put the fences to the test and start teasing them with sweeties
>Putting mars bars thru and pulling them back at the last minute, that sort of thing
>They start having a mass spack attach, slamming their solid bones skulls up against the bars and screaming 'MLLAAAAARRR!!' at the top of their lungs
>Suddenly one of the bars shatters under the onslaught and a pack of enraged window lickers is chasing me down the street
>Barely make it out alive and have to throw all my chocolate bars on the ground to stop them tearing me apart like a ragdoll
Mong strength is no joke, lads. That fence would have stopped a speeding freight train but it was no match for these 'tards.
I realised something the other day. The reason why all these tard stories come from US citizens. It's because the USA is soretardedwhen it comes to abortion. Religionfags are literally spreading retardedness.
>Grade 3 now with J
>hes been acting funny all day
>not sure what it is
>suddenly he starts semi-flipping out
>starts repeating over and over "no - don't do that"
>mfw I literally fucking taught him to say that
>teacher seems concerned
>he's hiding under the teachers desk and wont stop repeating "no - don't do that"
>teacher loses patience
>J starts freaking the fuck out
>starts screaming and going full mad dog
>flips over all the desk around him as the rest of the classroom moves to the edge of the room to keep away from him
>hes a fucking mad man
>eventually flips all the desk in such a way he's constructed himself this little make-shift fort
>female teacher is powerless
>im loving every moment
>she calls in huge male principal
>he comes storming into the class room, pissed as fuck
>this dude towers over everyone
>he rips the downy fort apart and literally tears J away
>picks J up by the scruff of his shirt and underpants and hauls him out of the class room
>J instantly becomes sub duded and doesn't even struggle
>mfw imagining later on the principal throwing him off the top of the office building
>be me as a little kid
>walking around play ground with my best bud at the time
>see huge commotion over by this huge cypress tree over the hill
>huge crowd standing around (but at a distance) from the happening
>year 5 teacher (Mr. A) was yelling at the two downies to get off each other and stop what they were doing
>being the curious person I was, I decided to investigate further, with my 6 year old brain
>male downy is ontop of girl down
>can see his bare arse cheeks
>she has her pants off and legs wide open
>not entirely sure at that moment what was actually happening
>he gets up and pulls his pants
>walks a few steps towards Mr.A
>gives him the finger
>goes back to downy girl
>moons all of us
>mounts downy girl
>starts thrusting up and down
I knew they were fucking at that point.
>hot summer day
>standing by outside classroom eating out lunch
>see J standing there alone by the bag rack
>look away for a second or two
>look back
>J is gone
>look down where he was standing
>huge fucking pile of shit
>looks like a sludgy melted Anzac biscuit (google it)
>lunch time is over
>we're all in class again
>josh shows up a bit late
>he standing there with his wrangler
>has a bag of soiled clothes with him
>instantly the entire room fills up with the stench of fresh human shit
>everyone, and I mean everyone, including the teacher and wrangler, start dry-reaching
>the stench is so potent you could carve up the air
>wrangler takes bag of shitty clothes away
>the smell is still fucking there
>it hasn't moved at all
>whole room is filled with gas
>teacher breaks out the toilet spray and opens all the windows
>smell finally leaves after 10minutes
>>27494035
> people on /r9k/ hate how chad looks down on them
> poke fun of retards
You deserve it.
>>27495242
> retards are the only real robots on earth.
>>27495242
Deserve what?
Lol.
>>27495340
Being bullied by chad. Keep aspiring to being Chad by practicing on lesser beings. Shit, maybe karma is real being a robot is reward for some here.
I love these threads, even if half of the stories are fake.
If only retard jokes were acceptable in society, I'd be re-telling all these stories tomorrow.
>>27494651
You'd never get tards in normal schools where I live. A few aspies, but putting genuine retards in with all the other kids in unheard of.
Most of the stories ITT are mine. All true, I was there, it happened.
>>27495455
>implying I was bullied by Chad
That's the good thing about naturally being a big guy, even as a robot loser you can still beat Chad up. Done so multiple times, feelsgoodman. Chad is ashamed of having being intellectually and physically bested by a robot autist.
>>27495742
Well yeah, they had special schools for them. I had a few borderline ones in my special ed department, but I think the downies and non-verbal autists went somewhere else. Later I heard they disbanded special ed classes and made everyone take the same classes, subjecting the tards to bullying. How nice of them.
>>27495761
Yeah, I was big, but I still got fucked with mentally in high school even though I was kind of a bully myself on the football team.
>>27495488
> Tropic Thunder is a smash hit
> Joe Dirt is a hit
> Dumb and Dumber is a hit
> Retarded Policeman has millions of views on Youtube
> society doesn't accept retard jokes
What are you talking about? Most of mainstream comedy is making fun of mentally deficient people
>>27494035
go back to /b/ you 16 year old chump
>>27495906
Shut up, playing the biscuit game isn't bullying you're just gay.
>>27495455
They did when I was a kid in the 90s. Might be different now though.
They would have their special ed assistant to sit with them, but we had full on downies and tards in our classes sometimes. And they would do some fucking hilarious shit.
>>27494522
>jellyheads
>window lickers
My sides are splitting.
