who /shitsthemselves/ here? embarrassing stories thread GO! come on guys give me some good stroies :P
get cucked lads xD
>pic unrelated lol xD
>go to store
>get cucked
> ohfuck.jpeg
>what am i gonna do XD
>>27485124
>be me
>15 years old
>dont watch horror movies often but go and watch one with qt girl
>just watched some horror movie and the main antagonists (goblin like creatures) eat a dudes ass from the toilet
>cant sleep
>refuse to go to toilet
>end up sleeping
>wake up and ive shit myself
>ohfuckme.jpeg
>still refuse to go to toilet
>shitting myself about 2 times a week for the month
>hiding soiled undies in autistic brothers draw
>mum is searching our room for the smell and realises that they are my undies and not brothers
>ohdoublefuck.mp4
>never lived it down
>still known as skidmark
was shitting your pants apart of your plan?
this thread is dope af!
>bump
>>27485201
fucking kek'd my ass off DUDE
thank you for that story it was cool
I somehow used to have a hot gf
>invite her over
>cuddle
>get my dick sucked
>she sits on my face with her big ass while sucking my dick
>autismactivated.png
>flip her over
>shit on her face
>whatthefuckhaveijustdone.jpeg
>she breaks up with me that day
I fucked up desu
I miss her ass to this day ;_;
>>27485124
>be in class
>need to fart really bad
>teacher has nice tits
>I get nervous
>start sweating
>tryingnottofart.jpeg
>holding it in
>teacher tells a joke
>her tits wobble
>I laugh out an awkward quiet laugher followed by the loudest fart EVER
>the fart sound keeps on going
>start shitting myself
>the smell fills the room
>I ran up to the teacher with pants full of shit
>she looks like she's about to vomit
>grab her tits
>>27485124
>go to party
>start drinking
>forgot I took benzos
>black out
>wake up in my bed with my pants full of shit
>shit on seat of car
I know I probably shit myself on someone's couch and then left but I can't remember and I'm not about to ask my friend. I've just avoided that friend ever since. It's not hard since no one ever really reaches out to me.
>>27485444
from one shitter to another
thats fucking golden
>>27485521
it is golden I agree xD
I once pissed myself when I was 6 or so, in school. We were watching a film, and I was too autistic to interrupt the teacher and ask permission for going to the toilet. I couldn't hold it any longer and just let it go.
>really bad stomach
>itwillbefine.jpeg
>have sex
>shit all over boyfriend
>mortified
>lock myself in bathroom
>eventually come out, the sheets have been put in the washer but the smell remains
>no more sex that night, cry myself to sleep
>>27485701
oh man... that sucks :/
>>27485799
oooh fembot :3
post a pic of yourself?
>>27485701
I had a similar story on the first day of school, except it was during gym and I asked, but was denied.
I was lucky though since we had sat there listening for so long that I had absorbed it and we just went home after.
More years in school since then lead me to gaining an iron bladder, cause school toilets are disgusting.
>>27485831
>had
I mean 'have' I apologize I'm not who I responded to.
>>27485831
you were denied of your basic human rights? that teacher sounds like a cunt.
>>27485849
Well, he was a gym teacher.
>>27485885
oh... that makes sense, they're usually assholes.
