Traps of /r9k/, what is your ideal partner like?
>>27471418
Trannies are the ultimate practice gfs. I know what you're thinking, but pls let me make my case.
>ultra low expectations, all you have to do is not fetishize their dicks and they'll be all over you
>extremely submissive, won't be able to turn down your advances
>due to their imitation of REAL female nature (kind of disgusting to be honest but you're just there to get exp and get out) they're very easy to test different things out- all they do is study how to seem like a girl, so they won't notice how unnatural and varied your approach is
And the best part? Clean up. No need to ghost them, pretend to be boring, reveal your power level (they're so desperate they'd stay even if you went full /pol/)- ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
>make them kill themselves
No mess, no slow fade, no one alive to talk shit about what a jerk you are. And it's SOOOO easy too. I mean, they'd probably end their pathetic lives on their own anyways, since the freaks are so wont to do, but you can accelerate the process.
>point out every masculine thing about them and act like it's their responsibility to fix it
>point out REAL girls that are more attractive than them- even if the girl is ugly to REALLY crush them
>touch their dick if they hate it
>ignore their dick if they like it
>talk about wanting children
>they won't leave a note because they know nobody cares
After ward everyone will give you sympathy too, which is a great way to move onto a REAL girl.
It's all those abominations are good for.
Like Chad. Do you even need to ask?
>>27471465
Anon, I can't believe you have a copy pasta response for this kind of stuff, this is the third time I guess I see you writing the same thing over and over/
You like trannies jut admit it, you're in denial with all this dom roleplay you have, you just want a qt to hand hold, lightly kiss and love.
>>27471465
Is that your fetish?
>Not fat
>Routinely extremely abusive, insulting me and treating me like shit verbally, perhaps even willing to humiliate me
>Not a normie
>Not underage
>Not old
>Genuinely loves me
>Willing to put up with my mental issues
>Is okay with an online relationship
I don't think my ideal standards are high at all, and yet I cannot find a bf.
>People care about traps
>Don't care about twinks
She would wait for me when I'm ready to have a baby instead of making a baby with someone else. That partner does not exist.
>>27471615
Just start crossdressing senpai
If only there was a board for this shit.
I'll ask hiro to make it right now.
If he listens it'll be here: >>>/lgbt/
>>27471615
Twinks are gay desu.
Serious post, senpai
>>27471629
Oh fuck I missed the trap part of OP's post. I hate traps and I hate this fucking board.
>>27471591
>Is okay with an online relationship
This is the fucking problem right there.
Get that shitty idea out of your head. How could I mistreat you because I love you if you can retreat from the abuse by going offline?
>>27471857
I wouldn't retreat from the abuse like that. I can say this with absolute certainty.
I'd be okay with anything you threw at me, doing almost anything to myself that you would command and sit through it, provided it doesn't cause permanent damage.
>Bigger than me (not necessarily taller)
>hygenic
>healthy
>nice
>>27471908
>And how is that guaranteed? How do I know you are not just a waste of time?
>>27472034
Shit, why did I greentext that?
>>27472034
I'll give you my word, if I go back on it (which won't happen) I'll buy you something from Steam or send money to your Paypal, if that makes you feel more secure.Please anon, give me a chance.
not gay
not homosexual
not a fruit (or a fruitcake)
If a guy gets raped in front of his gf, is it an NTR doujin?
>>27472130
Doesn't have to be on a hook to be obvious bait.
>doesn't browse /r9k/
>not like the edgy sociopath who already posted here (sadly there are a lot of people like this), doesn't have one whack job ulterior motive or another
>entire world is foreign to mine, because mine sucks. Like a guy who lives in the woods and has never heard of the internet or politics or other bullshit, shit I don't know
In practice nobody ever meets my standards, and of course I don't meet theirs either.
>>27472131
A fujo friend of mine once showed me a capitain american doujin where he becomes a slut and cheats on his wife with the villain.
basically gay NTR with mind break.
>>27471418
Anyone manly, with strong hands to choke me
>>27472261
I am 100% exactly what you described.
>>27471418
>tfw just wanna bully a cute t girl with my cock
>none of em like fat dudes
;-;
>>27472298
>doesn't browse /r9k/
U wot
>tfw you'd actually date a tranny and not because you are some sick fuck but because you are lonely and want to actually love and be loved by someone for a change
>>27472088
I thought about it. I don't think it would work for me. The distance makes love hard and especially the kind we're talking about. I would not feel able to brake my partners personal barriers if I had no physical access.
Tell me: Why not irl? What is the problem with that?
>>27472378
I don't.
Original post here dear robot.
>>27471418
Traps of r9k get back to your containment board lgbt, or you manage to be hated there too?
>>27472437
Yeah then you realize that all trannies want to get treated like shit and want to be abused even more than the average woman. They don't want to go on a date with you and eat ice cream at the park and go watch a movie and kiss and cuddle and hold hands and have sweet passionate slow sex, they want Chad to pee on them and they want to suck his dick and get brutally deepthroated until they choke on their own vomit and they lick his anus.
>>27472453
I can't find anyone IRL.
I wish I could find someone at least willing to try online. I'd be willing to settle for just the abuse.
>>27472674
Alright. Just in case I change my mind about it, how could I contact you?
>>27472588
I guess you are right, anon.
There's no hope.
>>27472771
>negging
Come on.
>>27472771
[email protected].
I truly hope you do change your mind.
>>27472588
>all of that projection
How can you be sure that's not just how you see them? Actually pretty fucking tired of having these opinions vomited onto me by people like you.
Keep spreading the corruption while you play innocent, though.
>>27472779
Nigger please! Why would I do that to a person who openly admits they like to be verbally abused?
I actualy wouldn't mind dating a trap if they were passable. People say it's gay, but i've never been attracted to a guy. Even if it is, who gives a fuck? I like what i like. I'm ok with my degeneracy.
>>27471591
>apply to everything except fat
that sucks,
fuck off slut
>>27472893
I just know how desperate and flustered you are irl. Pretending to have options online doesn't mean you have options.
>>27472907
>Getting mad at me because you are fat, something that (generally speaking) is entirely within your power to change
I'm skinny and continually improving my body via exercise, so I can have a bigger ass, namely. If I put the effort in is it unreasonable to want someone who puts in a minimum amount of effort themselves? I'm not asking for a /fit/izen.
>>27472934
Watch out, here comes the internet psychologist!
>>27472809
Here's a question. How attractive are you? If you're actually passable and not just a very masculine guy with a wig and girly clothes on, I'd abuse you.
>>27472809
Can I add you on steam or send you mails?not the anon you talked to
>>27471418
Well by definition traps and trannies are different OP
but if you want to my ideal partner as a trannysomeone calm and doesn't have sex on their mind 24/7, accepts me for me, can be relaxing to be around with.
>>27472981
I dont see a reason to put in that minimum effort
If I have to chose between thinking of myself as a badass cook or eventually having a chance to pound some boypussy, i think ill take the badass cook senpai.
my cooking probably tastes better than your cum, anyway.
>>27472778
Maybe there's hope, I just don't see it. Plus they'd consider you a disgusting chaser. But of course if Chad tells them "eey ladyboi wan sum fuk" they'd be delighted.
>>27472825
I'm sorry anon, that's just what I observe no matter where I look. I'm not sure what you mean by spreading corruption. I'm just bitter and cynical.
>>27472996
I've been told I'm cute.
>>27473013
Yes, please do. If you want my Steam send me an email.
>>27473035
Y-you realize you can cook well and not be fat, right?
>>27472809
I got you to post your contact and already anons are lining up to fulfill your desires.
You're welcome.
>>27472496
What's the best metaphor for how you live your life?
>>27473071
Thank you anon, I hope someone decides to message me and it goes well.
>>27473062
Again, too much effort
cooking takes up 8 hours
sleeping takes up 8 hours.
extrap here.
Must have a higher powerlifting total than me (310kg)
Must enjoy either maths or physics
Must go to a non-shit university
Must be cuddly + nice
I want a trap gf who likes to bake, cudde and suck cock.
>tfw you'll never fuck a trap roughly in the woods
>>27473131
very nice family
>>27471537
i-is that you?
origi
>>27472825
Not him, but I've had plenty of plenty of experience talking to trannies and traps and ALL of them wanted to be bullied, treated like shit, ect.
>>27473693
This is 100% true. They might say they don't want to be treated like shit, but they get off on it. Don't let them lie to you.
my current master:
>masculine but leaning andro
>decent body slightly built
>eats healthy food and takes care of himself
>lets me cook healthy food for him and cooks with me sometimes
>boistrous
>silly and playful
>defends me
>pushes me and helps me along the way
>is financially sound
>is passionate about his hobby
>sings to me and plays music for me
>treats me like his little princess even if it is lame and cheesy sometimes
>you know in a cute way not an autistic ageplay way
>is assertive but not an asshole
>is kind-hearted and incredibly affectionate
>has a 7x2.5in cock
>knows how to lovingly dominate me
>is comfortable easing me past my limits
>respects my safe words
>is completely open to any fetishes
>can comfortably play or act any part for a fantasy
>is still incredibly shy and allows me to please him
>but overall hes my best friend and feels like hes already part of my family
>>27473693
>>27474020
In my experience I've noticed a lot of them do but not all of them.
>is agrill
>>27474173
I'm jealous of both of you. He's extremely lucky to have you. You're lucky to have found someone that fits you so well.
>>27471537
What a qt, sauce or moar ?
>>27473131
You look like a fucking dude. Putting on panties doesn't make you a trap. You're not even a twink you're an otter. Kill yourself
>>27472588
Why can't we get ice cream and then let me reward you for treating me so nicely with degradation?
>>27472588
>Trap
>This post gave me a boner
Welp
>>27476209
The cuddle part or the vomit part?
>>27476275
Different poster same situation; everything but the vomit.
>>27476209
Take it you little whore. Why aren't you in your chastity cage
>>27473062
You still around?
original desu
>>27476209
pics of trapness?
Current boyfriend
>works out
>taller than me
>makes a salary and not a wage
>makes less than me
>cute
>likes cuddling
>has friends
>not picky
That's pretty much the reasons I liked him.
>not super overweight but a little chubby is okay
>long hair is a plus
>likes to be cooked for, im pretty good at it since i have culinary training
>likes anime and vidya
>has a stable job so i could live with them while i continue college or just be a full time housewife
>likes computers
>likes cuddles
>wants to treat me like their girl
im not too picky other than those, and even on those, thats just what i like
>>27476275
Vomit.
>>27476448
No, sorry.
>>27477016
See see they're Chad's onahole, not your waifu.
>>27476879
You're gonna get loved tenderly.
I have no friends and no one to abuse me. I just want someone to fill both role.
>>27471537
I wanna squish your titties
>>27477141
Give her the D
The Initial D
>>27476879
>tfw I fit all of those criteria except for long hair
>>27471465
I've seen this post before. OK advice, terrible meme - 2/10
>>27476879
Are you capable of braiding my hair?
>>27471591
>Routinely extremely abusive, insulting me and treating me like shit verbally, perhaps even willing to humiliate me
Interesting. Why is this something you like? I'm a diehard romantic at heart but also have extreme anger issues and humuliate and sometimes even hit women. Feel bad about it, though. This shit tore apart my last relationship.
>>27477399
I deserve it, basically. It also gives me an erection.
>>27471465
was it D.E.N.N.I.S tier?
>>27477414
Why don't you post a pic and let me decide if you're cute enough to abuse?
>>27477377
mhm, i braid my own sometimes since its about halfway down my back, how long is yours?
>>27477308
awhh thats okay anon, long hair isnt a requirement, especially if i like you!
>>27477098
are you gonna love me tenderly~
>>27477414
pizza I know it's you, please stop
>>27477588
Because I shouldn't be that much of a whore.
>>27477627
It's not.
>>27477662
>Because I shouldn't be that much of a whore.
You already are, begging anons as you are. Do it. You're either cute and I'll abuse you, or you're not and I'll abuse you anyway 'cause fuck it, it gets me hard.
>>27471615
What are you fuckin gay or somethin? I only like traps, I'm not a fucking homo
>>27477746
I don't want other anons to see me and possibly save the image. I posted an email if you're really committed to abusing me.
>>27477768
A-are femboys okay senpai? I'm on estrogen...
>>27474730
How do you know he's lucky to have him when you know nothing about anon, you fucking tard?
>>27477796
Interesting. Where do you live?
>>27477793
Nah, you're not obedient enough.
>>27477796
As long as you have a wide range of panties you're good, and a pair of tiny tits helps too
This thread remind me how I'm missing the only master I had and how I shouldn't have run away because I was scared of myself...
>>27477878
Yeah its made me miss my old pet a bit too. He was a lot of fun
>>27477910
Please adopt me.
>>27477829
I-it's just gyno.
>>27477934
idk you have to be pretty cute. And shameless
>>27477958
I am both of those
>>27478052
Email me and we'll see how cute you are
[email protected]
>>27478070
Not going to send you a pic, sorry
>>27478109
See. It could never work that way. Where do you live?
>>27478137
In France. Near Paris
>>27478207
Well French boys are pretty cute. You from there or just travelling? Oh and do you trap?
>>27478253
From there, and yes I do
>>27478276
Shame you sound like you have a lot of potential. What are your kinks?
>>27478207
Kek, not him butj'habite a Paris. A cette heure ci les honnetes gens dorment, anon.
>>27478297les vrai ne dorment pas :^)
>>27478293
Same as the anon from above.
Mostly abuse.
>>27478297
>>27478359
C'est le matin!
>>27478406
Always the abuse with you lot ^_^
There was a time I would have snapped you up. But the no pictures thing is unsustainable
Reeeee you little trap faggots!
Wanna act like a girl?? Get treated like one: TITS OR GTFO
>>27478568
But anon we're all flat
>>27471537
Oh god I want to suck those tits but you can fuck right off with that hairy cock.
>>27471537
I want that cock in my mouth. That is, without a doubt, the most gorgeous trap dick I have ever seen.
>>27479014
Anon, listen to me. I haven't jerked off in three days which for me, that's a lot of build up. Tonights the night dude, I'm gonna let this break pay off. That picture? Looks great, I bet it's a lovely piece of hentai. Can you give me a source? Obviously I'm asking you for a favor I probably can't return but I'm appealing to your sense of decency. Three days dude. Three days.
>nice
>friendly
>out going
>lots of friends
>willing to introduce me into his group of friends
>likes spending time with me
>comfortable just sitting or laying around with me not talking
>likes snes games
>teases me for watching Dr. Phil but not seriously
>not afraid to be lightly affectionate in public
>likes snuggles
>loves me
>knows that I should have been born a girl but doesn't pressure me into getting the operation because I'm too scared and for the most part I've come to terms with reality
optional:
>tall
>black
>not particularly religious/not militant atheist
>>27479240
I'll give you too you straight:I don't have the sauce.
But luckily I have the next few pages. Don't bust your nut just yet.
>>27479300
*to
Damn jews.
>>27471418
Short answer, nobody on /r9k/
Long answer, their standards are even higher than normal crazy ass women and come with even more emotional hangups and baggage.
>>27479328
The End. Original comment.
>>27479295
>willing to introduce me into his group of friends
Haha would this ever actually happen?
>>27479383
Anon I want to thank you for your efforts. I'll consider this a good start to a longer fap and move on. You're a good person and I love you.
>>27479404
No need to move on, anon. We can keep you going.What do you want to cum with tonight?
>>27479394
It did
but he'll never fucking admit that he's my boyfriend even though we've been fucking doing this for god damn six fucking years and I'm pretty fucking sure his friends have all figured out what's going on anyway
But, this is an ideal thread, not a realistic thread
>>27479443
You're awfully nice but I was only polite posting, I don't like this erp stuff. Thanks anywayadmin.
>>27479480I don't really ERP anymore I was more talking along the lines of 3D stuffBut how did you even know it was me I literally JUST saved that picture
>>27478406
Are you still here frenchboi?
>>27479480
>You're a good person and I love you
Aw, shucks.
>>27479443
Not me.
>>27479515
>it's really admin
not him but thank you for your good work also you're really cool!!!
>>27479450
Well that sucks. I can see why he wouldn't at first. But six years god damn.
I'd have a trap bf only if it was purely secret. That's extremely selfish of me and I don't like hurting people so I'd never go through with that though.
>>27471418
any mexican cutie and pasable traps
???
>>27479598
I can appreciate that, and I understand why he doesn't tell anyone.
But YEAH god damn six years.
Just give up, you're gay.
It's 2016 and we live in a blue state, it literally doesn't matter.
Just be god damn gay.
He fucking feeds me.
He will take french fries off his plate and put them in my mouth.
That's the gayest fucking thing that's ever happened.
And he just won't admit it.
JUST DO IT REEE
Any Australian traps? Like ever?
>>27479661
Maybe talk to his friends about it (if they like you)?
They might be confront him and says "it's OK you're gay man"
Anyways good luck
>>27479728
yeah
one of us has to do something, and obviously it won't be him
thanks senpai
>>27479520
Yes I'm still here.
I was muted for 2 minutes...
>>27479827
Do you feel like chatting on email for a bit? No photos unless you feel like it
>>27479880
Yes, just give me an email.
>>27473131
>Must have a higher powerlifting total than me (310kg)
Dude that sucks but it is still better than mine, I guess I have to actually lift.
>>27479911
here>>27478070
dierobot
>>27479515
You posted 2n5 with a one word description and you wanted to help me cum. I know your motives and methods.
>>27479967
I've been found out
All I wanted was to get sexually objectified for having girly hips
>>27479624
Mexican trap here but i dont really look like it
>>27477627
Why would I ever post in a trap thread without my trapcode on? Shamfur dispray, anon.
>>27480016
WHAT IS THIS FROM??????
I need to know the source fuck off robot.
>>27480177
http://exhentai.org/g/916876/ecaa5abf6a/
It ain't done yet
>>27480209
Now I really need to know what THAT is god dang it.
>>27480067
>trap
>trapcode
You're not a trap, you crazy tranny.
>>27480239
http://exhentai.org/g/874536/a912ff99e4/
It ain't done yet
>T F W N O T R A P G F
why live
>>27480251
>Semantics
Must we play this game
>>27480390
Yes, we must. They're two entirely different things.
>>27480056
if you dont look it... arent you just homo?
que estado?
post a pic so i can judge
chubby aryan guy
>>27480390
Tell us about your new gf
>>27480524
I meant i dont really look Mexican :p
>>27480605
Maddie? We're not dating, but we're obviously crushing on each other p hard already desu. She's so sweet and kind and adorable. Tfw too far away to climb into bed with her and fall asleep spooning.
>>27480626
Oh hi sweet pea :D
>>27480626
pls be my gf
[email protected]
>>27480711
>tfw traps still prefer each other to robots
Why life
>>27480711
Hey Pizza ^_^
>>27480744
I'm really bad at long distance desu
>>27480766
In what part of mexico are you living fampai?
>>27473114
ignore the dumb trap
theres a reason the saying "dont trust a skinny chef" is a thing in the cooking business
similar to dont trust a single person with dating advice, such as that tranny with unrealistic standards
>>27476879
i fit all those, but im like husky/muscular since ex-military
long platinum (natural) blonde hair
likes being cooked for
likes anime and vidya sometimes
etc. etc.
>>27480711
>Maddie? We're not dating, but we're obviously crushing on each other p hard already desu. She's so sweet and kind and adorable. Tfw too far away to climb into bed with her and fall asleep spooning.
Pizza, you can't even be a proper woman who is interesting in men only. And even if you are interested in men, you are probably only interested in some sort of hyper-masculine figure. Imagine playing a part as an actor for the how ever many years you are in this particular relationship. That would suck. I thought trannies were supposed to act like women, you know, because that is what they feel they are deep down. Why is it then, that all trannies actually just act like gay twinks?
>>27480626
holy shit those dead eyes look qt as fuck
but do you wear clothes like that all the time?
mexican parents can either be the most warm and excepting or harsh as fuck, I've never seen anything be subtle with them
>>27480975
Most trannies arent trutrans and are actually just agp fetishists.
If they EVER indicate they want their dick touched, its an AGP fetishist
>>27471418
I dunno someone around my age who's not overweight and kind to me.
>>27480850
Well i live in Texas, i only ever went to Mexico as a kid
>>27481136
I'm free from mi familia. They're too grounded in their Catholic values to accept me and all that jazz
>>27480766
where are you from im in guadalajara jal.
im around 7/10 possible 8/10 if a lose a couple pounds
if not my gf how about fwb, or you know something casual
same throwaway mail enocmeta@gmail
>>27481257
I know how heavy the catholic shit is
my family is really open though, they've asked me if I was gay before and told me they would accept me no matter what
shame you dont have interest in long distance, most of the interesting people here are the same way
>>27481303
Sorry dood, I'm super far away D:
>>27481325
Yeah the Catholic shit is pretty heavy. Not gonna lie, I used to be homophobic then it's like whadda ya know, I'm gay and trans. Also yeah, I've tried long distance but it just never works out so i figure why bother.
>>27481257
guerita you broke my heart, just when i think i was saved and would feel the warm of your love and the heat of your ass&dick that cutie face was going to make me cross the line
anyway im a loser living in mexico back to basics
please atleast post some more of you
>>27481441
Oh I was born into that shit, but when Ricky Martin (my moms husbando) came out as gay and I made a random comment about it when she kept gushing over it she was like "so what?"
my parents are just spiritual I guess and are fine with gay marriage and all that
but long distance to me isnt like pretending that you are in love and shit like that, just showing affection and talking regularly is the kind of thing I would bother with
but thats just since I've never had the chance to try it so if I ever do maybe Ill see what you mean
>>27481441
>>27481525
you and i... whe... it just wasn't mean to be
thanks for the pic anyway what about something a little more sexy ;)
Traps are bisexual just like real women so they cant be trusted.
>>27480975
>Actually being this ignorant
Should we pretend women don't date other women? Does that disqualify them from being women?
>Imagine playing a part as an actor blah blah
What do you mean by this exactly?
How many trannies do you even know? How many gay twinks do you know? What makes you an authority on how somebody should and shouldn't act? Explain yourself because your logic is all backwards desu.
And yes I do like masculine men.
>>27481188
>Actually believing in this archaic agp theory kike shit
Sorry hon, I guess you win the suffering olympics don't you? Here's your trutrans trophy and certificate. Make sure you remind everyone that you're superior because you hate yourself more. Great personality trait to have, very nice!
>>27471418
>supportive
>intelligent
>not fat or ugly
>willing to do drugs with me
>domme or switch
>optimistic to balance out my negativity
It's honestly not that hard to get with a trap, just respect their identity and try not to be a complete sperg
>>27472588
I want both of these things desu
>>27480711
How many people have you hooked up with?
How many orbiters do you have?
Curious for scientific reasons. No judgemental here fampire
>>27481631
>muh meme something something xD
He's 2D. 3D can't compete, at least until I can buy a sex robot of him.
I made the mistake of dating 3D once. I don't really regret the experience because it was educational but I wouldn't do it again.
>>27481707
Do you talk to a lot of women or men? What do you try to hook up with more desu
>>27480390
Nigger, you're not a trap. Fucking stop this meme, you're trying to come off as a trap when that's definitely not what you are and trap is a derogatory term for you trannies and you fags cry about it in the real world but when it suites you for attention you use it on here. Go make your tranny threads and fuck off you attention whoring pseudo-female
