Are you good enough to be their boyfriend?
>yes
>probably not
>hell no
>probably not
>no
>no
>yes
>no
>no
>no
>no
>yes
>probably, it's what I go for anyway
>not at all
>what does this even mean
>fuck no
>nope
>no
>I've been told its cute idk
>no
>no
>who is marvin
>no
>I'm an open book
>>27450737
poor poor marvin
>religious
regretably m'lady, it's in the best for me to decline
>>27450737
what the fuck is colored eyes
brown is a color
>>27450737
They repeated friends with friends.
Rip Marvin
>>27450737
>must have life together
>She has 2 kids
>welfare and child support pay her bills
>has dependency issues but will fuck a stranger behind your back at the drop of a hat and convince her self it was justified
>tfw you are marvin
>>27450783
i guess they mean someone who isnt the nerdy type
>>27450737
In all honesty if it wasn't for the fact that list is made by a roastie and the creator also matched the appropriate opposite female specific targets then it would be a reasonable list
>>27450737
where i dont make it:
1. no friends
2. wants kids
3. got their life together
4. religious
5. go with the flow
6. dancing ability
so am i fucked for life
breaking news: marvin just blew his brains out after reading this
How'd I do...faaaam
>tfw tall comes before smart in the list
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>yes
>yes
>i could pretend being their friend
>i guess?
>average height
>yeah, i can pretend
>yes
>depends on what you find funny but yeah
>yes
>yes
>yes
>?
>im not sure i have a lot of common with the type of people making these lists
>kinda
>kinda, my eyes are brown and green
>yes
>my hair is shit
>fuck dancing
>nobody has ever told me i've a cute smile
>i don't think i'd look any hotter with a suit so no
>yes
>tfw marvin
>fuck off
>oh im mysterious alright lmao
>>27450737
>sure
>yep
>I can try
>I have a penis?
>6'2
>sure
>sometimes too trusting
>I try
>I want like two kids
>I'm in CC and flip burgers, but that is having your life together around here
>not religious, but family is so I can BS that
>prolly
>what?
>not being able to cook is pathetic
>brown eyes
>I avoid conflict, and I'm cool with whatever as long as it's not too morally wrong
>sort of?
>get me drunk
>probs not
>Marvin the depressed robot? Marvin the Martian? Marvin the chipmunk?
>wasn't that point 3?
>so what, keep secrets? Wear all black and act moody?
>religious (to some degree)
kek
