ITT, post what your dream life would be - bonus points if it's realistic, like an alternate reality.
Everyone else would always be as happy as I am right now.
>Win the lottery
>Live in a penthouse in LA
>Fuck a 15 year old dancer/model
>Spend the majority of my time playing video games and eating junk food
>Make a lot of money in a surge, maybe through lottery, stock trade, etc.
>Live off it for the rest of my life
>invest a portion of it
>Own a decent house 100k-200k, used car with great MPG
>live off of the interest
>Use my freetime at the library, gym and pool
>Use money sparingly (like a yearly allowance on home upgrades and personal stuff)
>Have a couple of kids and send them through college
>spend the rest of the days painting and doing whatever I please, knowing that I am financially secure.
everytime I think about it, I also wonder why I wasted so much money going through college for a job I don't want.
>save a female neet from herself
>start a family
>live in a mobile celestial observatory space station that normally exists outside space and time but can phase in if I really want to
>can view anywhere in the multiverse on my little telescope
>have a big library there, a pool, workout machines, drug/food synthesizers and a qt AI bot who keeps me company
>not a human btw but humanoid I guess, can have OBEs at will though because being stuck as a fleshy creature sucks
or
>live in an underwater city full of quiet humanoids that devote themselves to learning
>food chain relies on consume non-sentient plants or fungi, no animal is a carnivore and reproduction rates are much slower as a result of this
>they know how to do like magic and shit and everyone gets along
or
>stereotypical dark and edgy but eccentric mystery steampunk city
>everyone is weird as fuck and individuality is encouraged
>lots of crazy shit going down all the time but nobody freaks out over it like they do here
>finish HS and university as soon as possible
>be the best student in the class, highest grades
>have a great job I actually like doing
>make much money
>having my own money, vehicles, own place, nice clothes, etc.
>all females want me
>I get a loyal virgin qt
>raise a family
>travel the world
Did I miss anything?
>parents rich
>they make sure i'm rich
>i can do what i'm doing right now but with a ton of money
>>27430933
Unrealistic: To be an omnipotent god who is eternally sleeping.
Realistic: Win the lottery and then record myself burning it all while making some dumb shitty speech about the nature of humanity and human beings as we currently are. At the end I shoot myself in the fucking face and then someone puts the video on liveleaks for me.
>>27431337
>the last four numbers are 1337
The most underrated post of 2016 tbqh
>coffee shop at the end of the world
>exists in its own demiplane
>everyone is relaxed, impossible to be angry or hateful, bored or anxious
>physical sustenance isn't required and time with regards to metabolism isn't a thing
>interesting people/aliens are selected and pulled here when they die if there is already someone else there who would have a very good conversation with them (so basically people are usually in pairs, but they are usually from different universes)
>existence is voluntary, can just wink out whenever, most people wink out after talking to whoever they were meant to talk to, but some people stick around and wait for more people to show up, some are permanent residents
>I would be the proprietor, ofc
>>27431223
Where's god in your dream?
0r GOD in your life?
I'm BUFF!!!!!!! bloxxxxxxx
>car collection
>PC battlestation
>luxury log cabin
>>27430933
>Holy shit scooby! Look at these motherfucking muscles! Dude, i'm fucking shredded, i'm absolutely fucking massive holy fuck! I can have sex with velma now!
For a kids movie, it seemed to get pretty adult at times.
>>27430933
>Musician
>Successful but not douchebag rock star
>Nice house that I rarely see
>Constant sex and weed
>6'8
>350lbs bearmode
>tanned
>shaved head
>glorious beard
>middle age
>live my life pillaging villages and fucking (consensually or not) bitches
>becoming a king at mid 30s because of efficiency
>become a live in butler for a rich family
>they have a qt daughter my age I can take care of and fall in love with
>shes prideful, talented, and naive to shitty modern culture
>corrupt her and teach her the neet life and weeb hobbys
>earn enough to buy anything I want
>spend my days living in proximity to high society and all the prim and proper people
Its a dream, pretty sure rich people arent posh snobs anymore tho
>>27430933
In an alternate reality, I am capable of being social and independent. I can speak my mind without being afraid and can function like a regular person. Social anxiety is shit.
>play video games for a living
>have two pug dogs for company
>9 inch dick
>cuck every dude i meet
>>27430933
>you will never be Yukari in any lifetime
why am i still here
>have somewhat high paying job that only has a few insane shifts and most of the week off
>live really modestly so expenses aren't much of an issue
>get to see my friends often
>get to fuck bitches often
>booze
Exactly what it is now, but sustainable. I have all of the money I need to indulge in my hobbies. That's it.
>write some phone apps / pc programs
>make small consistent flow of money after
>be comfy out in southeast asia
>eat like a king on the regular
>>27430933
I think the main thing would've been to stay in acting. Well, and be a person able to maintain a drive and passion for something. I think the acting life would've been a lot of fun for me and I know now that I would've succeeded at it in some way; probably not an A-lister, but a something. Then later I could transition more into writing and other less front-stage activities as I got older and then retire as a teacher.
Ah, that would've been nice.
>be a non-retarded version of Notch
>use Minecraft bux on personal trainer and gear
>spend life traveling the world
>kill self when novelty wears off
>>27430933
Realistic:
>Stable single life
>No marriage, no kids. Just gf's. Sibling will continue family lineage with his good genes.
>Salary: 120k (increases over time)
>Indulge in hobbies and some outdoor activities
>help/support sibling if he encounters hardships.
Unrealistic:
>Be able to manipulate people to the point where I can get whatever I wanted. Successfully predict responses, and reactions and be able to counter them.
>Live in Japan
>Financially well off
Sisters and a stable family
>To be able to truly experience happiness. Whatever it takes, whatever it means.
>born as Bill Gates
>>27430933
wasn't that image a /co/meme for a while?
unrealistic
>be Red and go on a Pokemon journey
>marvel upon the Japanese wilderness as a 10 year old
>form strong bonds with quasi-intelligent beasts
>fuck up other kids for their money
>stand down the mafia
>be on prime time television as a champion
>become a household name
>crank the shit out of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9nfVrusSMg all day everyday
>have a relatively well paying job and okay working conditions
>live far far away from family and/or any kind of relative
>be in a relationship with someone who doesn't want kids
So simple yet so hard.
>>27432526
please be mine
oregano served commento
>>27430933
when I was 16 the girl I was with and I were going to go to the same college, and she told me she expected me to propose to her once we graduated. She also told me it was expected that she would remain chaste while I would be allowed to have sex so I could deflower her skillfully and without hurting her. When she told me this I had a panic attack and like 2-3 months later we broke up. That timeline seems so much preferable to the one I landed in.
> freelance artist/illustrator
> live in a SoDaSoPa kind of area
> have a sensitive artsy boyfriend/girlfriend who likes emotional missionary sex
> have maybe one best friend
> sing covers of songs with my friends while they have a jam session
> not be skinny, not also not chubby and start dressing like a librarian
>realistic
Forge business with sweat and blood. Go from starvation to well-off, but stay frugal except for a few hobbies. Live alone doing what I want to do.
>unrealistic
Hit it big with business without hardships. Stay frugal except for a few hobbies. Live with soulmate doing what we want to do.
>>27430933
Is that the guy from SLC Punk playing Shaggy?
>>27430933
In my dream life, I'm a day trader who is pretty successful in the stock market. I long for a nice remote place, but my need for good internet keeps me in the suburbs, so I settle for a quirky house with a lot of trees around it.
I have a loving wife and a large amount of kids, so my free time for vidya is kinda limited, so I make up for it by being a massive pay2win fag who doesn't have to expend much time/effort to have a good time in the MMO I feel like playing.
I'll also teach all my children a couple of songs from The Sound of Music to entertain my friends when they come over.
>I'll also teach all my children a couple of songs from The Sound of Music to entertain my friends when they come over.
That is the gayest thing I've ever heard.
>>27430933
Idk man... That's a lot of freedom there.
A skinny jap gf who's into everything I'm into. My job would be to fly people/cargo making a lot of money. I guess that's it.
>>27433284
You say that, but it'd be tight as shit to have a family that has choreography instead of constant shit-flinging arguments.
I'd be a successful touring musician in a respectable band that plays an insteresting yet accessible style of progressive rock. I'd have a fairly nice home, with a girlfriend, but no kids. I'd spend my days between tours at home writing music, playing viya, and chilling with my gf. Then when I have enough money saved up, I'd retire and enjoy my freedom.
Never gonna happen, but it's nice to think about.
Have enough money to live without working.
Have enough (quantity or quality) friends to where i can never go a day without someone talking to me.
>>27430933
I just want to be able to survive and provide for myself and maybe one other person as well. It's to easy to just stay somewhere and live in the modern world.
>No cities
>No transportation
>No electronics
>No people, every direction you look
Just an empty earth full of animals and what not.
>Ywn be a caveman, waking up every day to build up your shelter, find yourself food, and fight off any threat that arises
>>27430933
>have good job that allows me to take mornings and weekends off, or better yet work from home.
>have friends over 2-3 times a week for D&D, jams, LAN parties, ect (they would be a mix of male/female and ethnicity)
>be able to squat 300, deadlift 350, and bench 250 while 10-12%BF (take ten pounds off each lift and 1% off of BF and that would be fine too, too bad it's impossible without roids)
>wife that's also my best friend and children I love
>to always have a goal I'm working towards
>>27433566
>350 deadlift
>too bad it's Impossible without roids
I put higher numbers initially and realized I was exaggerating, I then lowered them but didn't take the last part off.
Would've uses my degree instead of doing a dead end job for 10 years
Wouldn't have had child with the first woman who would let me it in
Wouldn't have missed my opportunity to make something with my life instead of having to scraps by
Would have full head of hair
>>27433566
How well do you get on with your wife's sexual needs boyfriend?
>>27430933
>have millions in a bank account. live off interest
>get a nice apartment and a car better than my terminally ill 97 corolla.
>got to Art Institute in California without having to worry about student debt
>take care of my best friend down the streets financial problems and make sure that they can hire a sitter to keep watch of his autistic baby brother for the rest of his life
>have him move in with me so we can be bros away from home and party/drink all we want
>work hard in school to get a degree in Digital Illustration and Design
>Work at a high level game or Movie firm even though I don't need the money
>Develop 5-10 years of experience
>Hire interns and others under me to Finnish tedious work while I spend my time creating concepts and Artistic renditions for my medium.
>Make pitches to the company
>Climb ladder to Director
>Use my large sums of money to create high budget animations that capture the fucking soul.
>these animations would be targeted to adults. Hire the best possible writers.
I wish I could
> have my food and shelter needs taken care of
> get to spend all my time reading books
That's all I want and I will never get it.
>>27430933
>wake up dead at about noon
>just thought that I had to stop existing soon
>I gotta shitpost before the day begins
>before my brain starts glitchin, about my sins
>Open up screen and damn near went blind
>Young niggas on the board posting up sad whines
>ran to my folder, and chose a gif
>with the memes at my fingers and advice on my lips
>I used my mind and spoke my depression
>and just as I thought the board knew I was bless'ed
>I made a new thread and and tried to unwind
>I posted Dn Deets that I made with time
>then I let My Rat king say (say)
>Bumpin new shit, cause i'm ready to play.
>It was doctor, doctor at the top of the list
>Then I told my skills and it was somethin like this.
>Perusing down the tree with my sick flow
>buffing the party, destroying these foes
>went to /tg/ to get the scoop
>These fucking shit rogues are tryin to coup'e
>But a sewer throws up, and who could it be?
>A gross witchdoctor with the power to see
>He made a rap and started to say
>All I want to do have robots safe.
>>27430933
White - 6/10 or higher.
>>27430933
>>27434297
Shit.
>Is have ro-bots, safe.
Yeah. there we go.
Sorry I messed up my cadence and syllables there in the end there.
Thank you for this thread I needed something to do.
If someone has a nice voice you'll find that this is perfectly rappable word for word if you have the skill to do so.
I love you guys and I hope you never forget.
I need something to occupy my autism. And skill to create things within a very short period of time.
And I would DM for you all had I not wanted to play beside you.
This thread gives me a chance to really give a real ideation of what I want out of life.
Everything feels like a puzzle that needs to be solved and I want to stop thinking all the time.
And put my skill to use helping someone.
Please let me help.
Would you have been impressed had I done it from memory?
I need something to work with in order to create.
It's why i'm a witchdoctor not a mage.
I utilize my surroundings, the nature around me or the fear and compassion of others to make my dark arts stronger and transmute it into some potent energy to do good with.
I may be a crazy person, but I am not stupid for liking you all so much.
I dropped out of college to spend time with men I believe are geniuses all in their own regards.
Like Rock lee is a genius of hard work.
The Japanese believe everyone is a genius at something and I make it my life long goal to figure out what each and every one of you all have buried deep inside to be good at.
>live forever
>no money problems
>get to play vidya whenever I want
>fuck bitches at least 5 times a day
>just be entirely free
>>27431196
Niggah, what are you smoking?
>>27431533
This is end-level comfy anon.
>>27430933
IM BUFF DUDE
HUHU
>>27430933
Everything in most of my lifetime has boiled down to me having to choose between 2 choices
I want to know how my life would go if I made the opposite choices to the ones I made in this life
>meet a nice woman
>she loves me, i love her
>we have 3 kids, Greg, Grant and Bill
>Greg gets an engineering degree
>Grant gets a computer science degree
>Bill gets a law degree
>Greg becomes an engineer, Grant a programmer and Bill a lawer, all very successful
>I am proud of my kids and my wife is too
>me and wife grow old together
>wife dies before me so she isn't left alone
>I die happy, proud of what my offspring have become
But that's never going to happen. It will go something like this:
>going to school as a kid
>doing fine with grades and such
>start feeling like shit every day, everyone treats me like shit and I have no friends
>start failing school
>around 18 years old find /r9k/
>spend all my time talking about my feels and problems with anons
>never study
>fail all subjects
>don't get into uni
>work at the warehouse for $15 an hour
>keep working until I realize i'm wasting my time, quit
>as all this is going by, I'm still spending all of my free time on /r9k/
>talking about my problems, not doing anything about them because it's too late
>parents aren't proud of me, kick me out
>have to rent, have to find a job again
>get shit job with shit pay
>years go by, think about killing myself every day
>there's no point to all this if all I do is the same thing every day.
And I either end up ending it all, or keeping on going until I die of old age. Either way, I will accomplish nothing.
>>27430933
>Parents take care of my physical defects when I'm a kid.
>Parents encourage 10 years old me on the things I like to do instead of being against them.
>Have a better income to allows me to invest on my hobbies.
>Invest money on other self improvement shit
>Now that I'm not embarassed of how I look and my wealth I'll have enought confidence to get a gf.
>Have a normal life and a normal relationship
>>27432427
Didn't Notch tweet once about being depressed because his girlfriend dumped him when minecraft became succesfull because she couldn't take the pressure of dating someone famous? And some of his friends stoped talking to him for the same reason too iirc.
>>27436539
It was his wife and she divorced him because he became a millionaire and she wanted the dosh. Dumb bitch didn't wait until he became a billionaire.
He does complain about having no friends since his old friends are poor and have to work and do family things all the time, and all the rich people he meets are douchebags.
>>27430933
>live in the US
>live in a house by the beautiful beach with seagulls, palm trees and a general comfy atmosphere
>be a NEET for a living
>maybe have a boyfriend that feeds my NEET hobbies
No I am not a woman
>>27430933
Have a job I like that gives decent money.
A gf that likes me and shares some of my tastes.
Sorry I know it's unrealistic but you did said dreams.
>>27430933
Working on a fishing boat. I know it will be a lot of work but the payment is worth it.
>>27433566
>Walk on the pavement
I don't get this
>>27436630
Fuck, it was worst than I rememberd it.
Hope he finds friends or a new girl that actually cares for him.
>>27430933
>tfw my dream life is the life I'm living now
>living with my parents
>saving up money
>getting my shit together
>have time to think about how to get shit together better
>actually enjoying the feels I get every now and then
I am a simple man.
>>27430933
World class jazz musician, traveling all across the globe to play top venues and fancy clubs, collaborating with the best performers of the generation. If only, if only.
