Who here /ldr/
I have one going for 7 months now. Met her online. Went to see her once and she is really beautiful and nice. What are your stories about it anon?
I think i fell in love with her. Should i expect a bad suffering in the end?
>>27419094
long distance cucking
sounds fun, atleast you won't kill her when she confesses.
wish you the best famalano
>>27419094
I knew my bf for a year before visiting him.
He was my first kiss and I was KV before that.
Things are tough, be patient, remember to keep in mind what brought you two together. It's almost like a religion but you need to that constant faith and hope that love will pull through, the determination to hold on to the wonderful person that has somehow managed to fall into your hands, you need that. Know them better than anyone else and don't let them go, make sure they know how important they are to you but also have the self respect to know when to draw the line if they take you for granted. If you know they're worth it and they think you are too then you can make it work.
And yeah it's going to be very very very fucking bad if you break up but your already down the rabbit hole.
>>27419465
so basically keep it in your pants
top kek
I was in a relationship for 5 years with my ex. She went to university late 2015 and within a couple months she broke up with me and started dating a fat guy.
>>27419503
how did you not kill yourself over 5 years thrown away for someone that abandoned you?
>>27419484
well you could work something out with her if you think she's open to it, staying monogamous when apart is pretty fucking shit
>>27419094
dont you lose interest in a ldr? like no sex, cuddles, doing things together etc?
>Have a female friend of mine in a long distance relationship
>Biggest slut ever
>Flirts and fuck like 3-4 people every month
>Loves her boyfriend
Yep, you are a cuck
>>27419534
are you asking me how ive been able to cope with that bullshit?
I dont know. I spent the first couple weeks wasted and I went out and bought a ratchet strap to attempt to kill myself a few times but I always ended up calling the suicide hotline and letting the nice man on the phone talk me out of it. I havent spoken to her since I confronted her about it (she tried to keep it a secret). She has no way of contacting me so it makes it easier to cope knowing Ill never see/hear from her again
>>27419540
wait what? are you suggesting open relationships?
top fucking cake, you must be insane
>>27419575
fucking hell m8, sorry to hear that, hopefully you learned the lesson and won't fall for the 3d mayonnaise again
>>27419503
>>27419575
Fuck man that's horrible
>>27419627
>>27419625
It just goes to show you really dont know people no matter how long you spend with them. Never ever get married, and if you ever get a gf always question her motives/actions. They will lie to the death and then act proud of it until the consequences actually settle in with them
>>27419686
not even gonna waste my time familiare, i'm sorry you wasted 5 years
>>27419094
Fuckin normie
Out of this board you scumbag
True robots never held hand with or hugged a girl
You are a cuck and thats it
>>27419743
>never held hand with or hugged a girl
>ldr
you're such a stupid fuck..
>>27419625
Not insane just understanding I guess. Some people have different boundaries and understandings of what relationships mean man. Chili hot dawg man.
>>27419775
hey anon would you be ok with me fucking andrew?
oh sure my love i'd love that, every male doesn't feel his ego completely shattered when his woman sleeps with another man.
yeah that sounds like very large boundries familiare, have fun
>>27419743
anyone over the age of 16 has at least tried and probably gotten close to kissing a girl if they aren't mentally retarded or tooinsecure. Maybe you should go outside and try talking to a girl anon. Ya know, instead of calling people that are in relationships cucks.
>>27419814
What if you're also sleeping with other women?
>>27419848
then you are just to people that like to fuck other people and occasionally send each other love messages.
what you are describing can't lead to anything good, sooner or later one of you will start to talk too much about a previous sexual encounter and how good it felt etc, and something will give in
It's the nature of man, and women alike, you can't fight the ego, you are the ego
>>27419094
how does it look like? Describe pls. I just can't imagine the amount of frustration in that case.
>>27419878
Your words speak truth anon.
I guess that's life....;-;
>>27419094
Used to be /ldr/. It's really nice. I really liked her too. But then we met. And the sex was awful. That "fat girls give good blowjobs" meme is a fucking joke. And not the funny kind. So I broke up.
>>27420027
what the fuck, who made up that meme??
top fucking kek
>>27420059
Because it might be the last dick they suck they might want to do a good jobR-right g-guys?
>>27420088
holy shit that was a good one
>>27419094
stuck in a similar relationship. We met about two years ago and talk quite a bit. we Skype sometimes, and we promised each other to meet someday. I feel like he's just going to get tired of me and just leave me all alone again one day haha.
>>27420104
it's a cycle, like every other thing on this planet, relationship follows cycles
>>27420104
i'm on the same boat as you
have been in a relationship for 1 year but known him for 2, we kept saying that we would meet and cuddle the rest of our lives but now a friend moved next to him and they're probably fucking each other right now
>tfw youve broken up with your ldr gf twice over trust issues stemming from abuse and neglect as a child
at least she understands
>>27419575
a ratchet strap??
what where you planning?
>>27420428
To tie it around my neck and cut the circulation of blood flow to my brain
>>27420441
can you not tie knots or something. Maybe I'm thinking of a different kind of ratchet strap. How do you even a loop that'll tight enough with one?
>>27420474
I cut the other end that had a hook on it off so I could secure it for the loop
>>27419094
I have an LDR with a mommy gf that I met here on /r9k/ on August 16th, 2015.
>Some shitposter always making threads, ">tfw bf calls me mommy"
>I always end up responding to the shitpost about how much I hate OP and reee because >tfw no mommy gf
>Read through one of the threads one night
>An anon already mentioned ">tfw no gf to call mommy"
>Mommy posts in the thread saying it's her fetish and replies to that anon
>She posts a partial picture of herself and leaves a Kik handle
>Install Kik so I could talk to her
>Almost didn't because paranoid and was sure it was bait but said fuck it because I'm so desperate and tired of being alone and want a mommy gf super bad
>No one else messaged her apparently, I guess everyone else thought it was a ruse, too
>Was very cautious but when she proved her identity to me, and called me so I could hear her voice and know she was a grill, I opened up a lot faster although didn't talk too much and was too embarrassed to call her mommy for a while and stuff
>Been about seven months now and we've never once had an argument or anything
>We'd talk on the phone for about five hours a day every day for the first two or three months and watched some movie streams together while on the phone
>She always gives me motivation and praise
>She bought me diapers and stuff
>Haven't heard from her as much lately because her job situation got really shitty on top of her schoolwork, feels blah man
>Hoping to meet on my birthday this year in several months
>>27420881
>diapers
wait what the fuck?
