>>27350117
Wat de fak am I read here?????

>>27350117
get a lock so daddy doesn't slap your door into splinters

>>27350122
>Wat de fak am I read here?????
sorry i should have explained
that is the title of something called fap hero, where you masturbate to the beat of hentai and try not to cum
its fun try it

>>27350130
>get a lock so daddy doesn't slap your door into splinters
my dad hates it when i lock my door
he says "in this house we have an open door policy"

anyways guys its 8 AM here now, i stayed awake all night watching anime and failed to do the only thing I had planned, masturbating. is it even worth it to start now? or should I just put it off till this night? I heard my dad sneeze from the other room so its scary

>>27350172
>he says "in this house we have an open door policy"

your dad is a sexual deviant

>>27350179
my dad's sex drive died out 50 years ago, the time he last had sex in the missionary position with the lights off purely for the purpose of procreation to make me

no, I think he legitimately believes that i dont masturbate at all

I mean its not like he would do anything if i closed my door and locked it other than feel betrayed or some shit

>>27350312
how old are you, fammpaies?

You're either underaged or pathetic. Or both.

>>27350312
Tell him if you lock your door that means you have your dick out and neither one of you wants him to walk in on that.

>go into bathroom
>lock door because you're taking a mean shit
>in reality youre actually just using the comfy privacy to fap

Problem solved