The ocean is an incredible assortment of life in the salty depths. Millions of creatures live in harmony and in struggle in hopes of one day becoming the top of the food chain.
Thankfully the good people at Long John Silvers have captured some of natures most ferocious predators and served them up for us to enjoy.
>based Icelandic cod, terror of the European seas
>langostines, the pink plague
>shrimp, the monsters of the Floridian coast
>sea potatoes, one of the most difficult vegtables to prepare
Given all this, the fact that you can get a full taste of the oceans terrors for $4.99 (including an ice cold Sierra Mist and Americans can never be more secure with their place in this world.
Head on down to Long John Silvers to enjoy your taste of the ocean today!
>2nd job was at long john silvers
>met QT there named laura
>laura invited me to go bowling with her and have home cooked dinner at her mom's house
>went bowling
>last frame... I'm trailing by 2 pins.
>first ball = get 1 pin
>"hey anon, if you beat me, I'll flash you in the parking lot"
>throw ball
>gutter ball
>remained silent
>had dinner at her moms house
>shitty meatloaf
>got food poisoning
>it's an "anon tries to force the shill meme again" thread
>>27402798
Everything at long john silver's tastes the same
it's pretty silly
but still delicious
except the shrimp
the shrimp is exceptional imo considering it's fast food
I must not think these thoughts anymore
long john silvers is fucking good
>>27402798
>sea potatoes
here's you're you
>combination KFC and LJS almost literally the first building in town
Pinnacle of fast food right fucking there. Never go inside though, I did that once and almost cried
>>27403231
*Pinnacle of fast food on the east coast
nothing beats In N Out, absolutely positively nothing
>>27403231
only downside is they're both fairly expensive imo
>>27402798
this is the best thread ive seen on /r9k/ since 2011
unfotunately there is no long john silvers near me ;_;
y'all niggas don't know about captain georges
>>27403257
>In N Out
>thousand island dressing
>onions
nice meme restaurant
>>27402798
You spin a quality yarn, OP
>>27403154
I know it's total bullshit but it still makes me laugh
>>27403284
yall faggot cunts
>>27403344
I'd rather eat the breaded fish mush they have at Long John then that shit. illness waiting to happen
>>27403154
>he wasn't around for McDonald's shilling on /fit/ all summer
I nearly died of asphyxiation in those threads from laughing
>>27403421
LOOK
AT
THAT
CORN
>>27403781
LOOK
AT
THAT
STEAK
WATER
>>27403127
fucking failure anon, 5 star post. she was basically telling you she was going to flash you and you managed to fuck it up.
