>"time you didn't realise a girl was into you" threads
Never realised R9K was so full of normies
How the fuck do you know if a girl is into you?
>>27388187
They try and spend time with you, laugh a lot at your jokes, etc.
>>27388187
you don't then one night three years later you get way too drunk together and she cries and begs you not to move away and you confess your feelings and it turns out it was mutual but neither of you ever thought the other was interested and now it's too late because she's trapped with her piece of shit baby daddy and you're both fucked up over it and you end up being mad at each other because you're both emotionally crippled. such is life as a cyborg.
>"why didn't you tell me this sooner... like before I was pregnant would have been ideal"
yeah bitch, you don't have to remind me.
>>27388187
if you are robot it doesn't matter because a girl would never be into you, normies though will generally find girls acting really eager and enthusiastic around them
>>27388187
This, basically >>27388250
blox
>>27388250
>They try and spend time with you
this literally never happens though
>>27388377
He fucking replied to that post. Everyone can see that it was his response to that anon. You don't need to point it out. You are contributing nothing. NOTHING.
>>27388411
Calm down, dickstick.
Are we not addressing the fact that if a girl likes you, you're not a robot?
>>27388471
I run this board like a tight ship, don't you fucking fuck with me, man.
>>27388481
OP here, that was the intention of my thread, there are so many threads being posted on R9K now about how "you missed out on realising a girl liked you", r9k is full of normies now.
>>27388250
There is no way to tell that apart from being friendzoned since they do the same with you if you're in the friendzone.
>at cooking class with qt3.14 girl
>we've been paired by the prof to cook some steak
>we prepare the ingredients and all that stuff
>while I was getting the grill ready she came up
>she whispers something and walked away
>wtfwasthat.webm
>while the steak was cooking I asked what she whispered
>"it was nothing anon!"
>6 months later she spoke to me on facebook
>"you know back in cooking class, that thing I whispered to you?"
>"it was 'i love you' in korean"
now I find out that she is a bisexual and has a relationship with a fembot and now I can't have her
>mfw
>girl is into me
>she isn't white
I posted this a few days ago, still fresh, actually happened.
>Just got back from the shops and something weird happened.
>Go shops on my motorcycle
>Nothing special
>Go inside the shopping center and pass the shops
>Get some subway, and decide ill eat it outside
>as I'm walking back some female stops me (about 22-23 years old)
>Those people in the middle of the shops selling stuff i think, or giving out brochures.
>She stops me, so i stop my music.
>She points to my helmet
>While giggling she says do i ride or i just walk around with my helmet in my hand
>Tell her yes
>She puts her hand out and introduces herself and gives me a handshake
>start panicking inside
>Starts asking me questions
>How old i am
>What i did for my birthday
>If i have a girlfriend
>When i said no, she was saying young and ready to mingle or something
>Asked me what i do for work, was saying vague stuff
>Afterwards she tells me she loves my accent (she's a britbong)
>Never once tried selling me something or give me anything
>When we finished talking she put her hand out and gave me some sort of knuckle fist (she made me hit my fist against hers)
I'm a 22 year old KHV with no friends and this was the first time this has ever happened to me. r9k told me she was hitting on me.
>In highschool
>I become friends with a few girls
>We hang out and stuff after school
>I became really good friends with one of them
>A few years pass
>I realize that I like dudes in addition to women
>At this point its trendy to come out as bi for attention
>I want to come out so I can date a cute gay boy in my class
>I realize no girl would ever want to date me anyway, so I come out as gay
>The night I come out, the girl I was best friends with texted me
>She told me that she used to have a crush on me, but was proud of me for coming out as gay
>She said that she thought I was cute and that she was jealous of my future boyfriend
>The next week I ask out the boy I had a crush on
>He rejects me and calls me strange
>5 years later, i'm still a virgin
>>27388250
>laugh a lot at your jokes
Wait so All of those girls who thought I was funny were attracted to me
>tfw Chad
>>27388187
You don't. Fact of the matter is, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise, women learned while growing up how to fake interest in men. She knows the body language that signals interest and in so doing provokes reciprocation from the males she interacts with so they ultimately become orbiters. It is in her nature to do so, so after the alpha male fucks and leaves her pregnant, she will have a backup of beta males ready to serve as the cuckolded father.
>>27388174
You can be a robot without being a disgusting piece of filth sperg desu
>>27390421
>falling for the "dating is much easier if you're gay" meme
Even remotely attractive gay guys all have insanely high standards compared to most women. Straightbots will never know this feel.
>>27388187
She told me that she was in love with me, like years after and even my parents knew that, eeverybody knew her was in love with me but me, just a fucking childish fuck, that scar will last forever
>>27390442
No Anon they were laughing at you, not your jokes.
>>27390378
And you didn't get her number or any contact info, seriously what is wrong with you. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
I thought a girl liked me in middle schoolturns out she was just as friendly to everyone else
>>27390845
Didn't know what the hell was happening, i just wanted to leave and eat my subway.
>>27388174
>first year of college
>have to enrol in some classes, standing in line
>qt short girl in front of me starts talking to me.
>drop my spaghetti hard but she laughs at my shitty jokes
>She hangs out with me a couple of times and i think nothing of it
>She sits besides me in the library doing nothing just looking at me browsing the web on my laptop trying to spark a conversation
>She eventually must have realised i was a fucking autist and stopped trying.
Funny thing is that i only realised she probably wanted me to initiate things 2 or 3 years later.
probably my only chance of getting a gf and i didnt even realise it.
