>"Can't you just lie here with me for another five minutes? Oh ok, I understand. Well, have I hope your class is interesting. Hey Anon, I was wondering. I mean if you're not busy later and you want to see me again I could maybe like cook us something and we could hang out here again, watch a movie or something? You do!? Oh great! No, I mean I just find it hard to tell how you feel about me that's all. Well great, see you later okay? See you Anon!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWnUuosQwZY ]
>"Gosh Sunday night always comes around so quickly. Time really is flying by, isn't it Anon. Sometimes I feel like it was just yesterday that we were in highschool spending our time doing nothing during those summer months. Remember how we found it so hard to imagine our lives being any different to how they were in those summers back in our hometown? I guess we are finally getting old after all! Well I hope you have a nice week Anon. I love you with all my heart. I always have and I always will!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDmBldsB1V4 ]
>"Hush Anon, it's okay. Just come lie here with me and try to calm down. I don't like to see you pacing back and forth like this, you know how much I hate to see you upset! Come on, just put your head in my lap and close your eyes. Get some rest and we'll figure things out in the morning, okay? You know how much I care about you Anon, please trust just this once and let me make you better. Will you do that for me?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yYMfjVNJc ]
>"I can't believe it took us so long to finally speak to each other! You know I did try my best to give you hints that I was interested in you. I just suck at stuff like that. I always felt so stupid when I tried flirting with you only to have you stare back at me without reacting. After a while I figured you just weren't attracted to me. That's why I was so shocked when you asked me out the other day! I'd waited and waited for you just to start some sort of conversation with me and there you were asking me out on the spot! No, it wasn't weird Anon. It was sweet. I feel like a very lucky girl for having you in my life."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS8xDo-qM8w ]
>"You're one of the most interesting people I've ever met, you know that? There's just so much to you, if that makes sense. I feel like we could talk for hours and hours without ever running out of things to talk about. I can tell you take a real serious interest in life, even if you seem sort of detached and disinterested a lot of the time. I'm very glad I met you Anon, you're the best company I could ask for. I hope you enjoy being around me too!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yZ50ptDpuQ ]
>"No, no. Stop Anon. Please. I don't like to hear you talking like this. I don't want to think to think about you being so alone! How come you didn't tell me this earlier? Oh Anon, you didn't deserve that! How could you have been so lonely for so long! So this is why you said you didn't understand why I would want to spend time with you. You make me so happy Anon, I hope I'm making you happy too. If only we'd met when we were younger, I'd have been the best girlfriend I could for you! I love you Anon, I love you with every beat of my heart."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92CqQmr_qA ]
>"But, like, what do you? I mean how can you be by yourself all the time? Don't you get lonely sometimes? Sorry if I'm being intrusive or anything, I just find it hard to imagine spending all my time alone. Hey, listen. Can I give you my number? I don't want to be annoying or anything but if you ever want to hang out with me then just call or text me, okay? I feel like there's a lot to you Anon, and I'd really appreciate the chance to be the person who gets to know you."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U ]
>"Hey you know you can hold my hand if you want to. There we go, that's better! God Anon you're so reserved! Are you still worried I'm going to react badly or something if you make a move on me? Can I make a frank observation? Promise you won't be offended? Sure? Ok. You seem like you someone who doesn't understand that another might person might love them. Is that accurate?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoa1G6uBz-0 ]
>" I don't know why you've been alone for so long anon. You are the most sweetest person that i've ever known. You have the most kind heart and soul. I love you so so much. Can I hug you? I want to thank you for being such a beautiful person. I want to thank you for letting me be your girlfriend. I want to thank you anon... i love you..
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_72RkQV25Y ]
>"You, you big goofball! I like you! Gosh haven't I made it obvious enough already? Really Anon, either you're short-sighted or I'm really not as good as flirting as I think I am. I've liked you for almost a year now. In the beginning I thought you might like me too but after a while I figured you just thought I was annoying or that you just didn't notice me anymore than you do anybody else. I was going to try avoiding you and stop myself feeling the way I do about you but then I thought, wait a minute, why don't I just go up to him and make it so obvious that he has no choice but to see how much I like him!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S__8AD9MVE ]
>"Wait are you just joking with me right now? I find it so hard to tell when you're being serious Anon! So you've really never had a real girlfriend or anything? But why? I mean sorry if that sounded rude, but you're such a nice guy and you're super cute. I don't get it. Is it because you're not comfortable letting people get close to you, like what you said the other night? Oh Anon, I hate to think of you so alone! Am I being a good girlfriend so far? Well good. I hope I can make up for all those years you were all by yourself!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHIyKUHeixQ ]
>"Thank you Anon. Just thank you. Oh nothing in particular, just for sticking with me for so long. I know you say how you see me as this optimistic person and stuff like that but before I met you I really was starting to fear I'd never fall in love. You've really changed my life in a way I will never forget Anon. I love you with all my heart, and I always will."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q01I-6ygJ4I ]
>"Hey Anon, I'm in here! Did you have a nice day today? Oh nothing, I'm just reading that book you recommended, it's really good! Look I'm almost finished already. Hey I have some food in the oven. It should be ready in about thirty minutes if you're hungry? No you're not interrupting me stupid, I've been looking forward to seeing you all day!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS0pn3kbAsA ]
>"How many times do I have to say it Anon? I love you. I love you more than anything and I don't know what else I can do to make you believe that. Look I know you've been closed off from people for a long time, remember how I was the same when we first met? Remember what I used to say about not being able to believe that anybody could ever love me? Well you changed that Anon. When you tell me you love me I feel like a little kid at Christmas. Every time. Because I've finally allowed myself to believe that you really do. And if you'd allow yourself to believe that I love you then there's nothing that can between us. Please believe me Anon. Because there's so much about you to love and everybody but you can see it."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9mSA9_-cU ]
>"Oh and there's my dad. See the guy with the striped jumper. There! See him. Oh that's my uncle. My mother's brother. Oh no! Gosh look at what I'm wearing. Jeez I should have watched through this before letting you see! Hey Anon are you sure you want to keep watching? I know watching somebody else's home movies must be pretty boring for you. Are you sure? Huh? Oh that's my aunt Margaret, the one who was cancer. She was so beautiful when she was younger. She's changed so much over the years. And there's me again!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIUK0bQn3YY ]
>"No, how about you listen for once. You want to know my real feelings? How I really feel about you? I think you're pathetic. I think you're the most pathetic person I've ever known. When I first saw you I thought you were only quiet because you were shy and intelligent, I really did. But since then I've come to realize that you're just an angry, bitter, egotistical freak who thinks he is somehow destined for greatness despite having no talent at anything he does. You are worthless. You are so delusional it's actually sad. You think just because you can't interact with people that you're somehow better than them, and that just because you understand all these weird internet references that you're somehow special? I mean are you kidding me? And not only that but you're so clingy. You praise me all the time yet you make little snide remarks about everyone you see. It's like you're trying to trap me in your pathetic little existence and expect me to find your loneliness mysterious or interesting or something. Well I don't, and I'm leaving, and I'll know better from now on to presume anything about lonely guys like you, because I really don't want to waste my time again"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dee3RSgUWiM ]
>"Why the fuck would you fuck it up like that???? Why the fuck did you do that??? huh???? Was I not enough??? Was it something that I did?? Was it something that I didn't do??? Was it me??? Please tell me. Please fucking tell me why you would go and do something like this to me. You meant the whole fucking world to me, and now there's nothing left but embers and dust. Tell me!!! fucking tell me something, don't just stand there. FUCKING TALK TO ME."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPp7bkxY4KI ]
>"Am I this fucking creepy? Am I this shallow to expect something to happen, that it'll appear at my front door? Am I this fucking hopeless that I would stoop so low? Don't I have any self respect? Why am I groveling on the floor begging and begging. This isn't me. Surely something else is manipulating me to feel and do these things. This isn't me. These 8 years have not been me. I'll grow up. Yeah. I'll grow up and pop out of my cocoon. I'm almost there. I just have to endure a little more. I'm so close. I'll change.."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_4v2vdcMZk ]
>"Holy fuck, where have the years gone. I feel like yesterday I just got out of highschool. But it's been a whole 6 years since. I feel exactly the same. Nothing has changed.... Is this life? Is this what growing up is supposed to feel like? Am I officially an adult now? I don't know.... I don't feel like it. I still walk around my mom's house in my underwear. I still ask her to make me supper and do my laundry. What is this? It's sad, not because i've turned out this way, but because I never even tried. I never applied to schools or made friends, or talked to girls. I was content with where I was. I never even fucking tried. what have i become"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUYhoPbXY-I ]
>"Anon, this party stinks. I fucking hate these people."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfbdxS9o4j0
>>27383976
Been in this exact situation.Too bad the grill was ugly
>>27384755
My brother in law accidentally married an ugly girl.
>>27384815
Ok, give him my regards, brother to guy who married an ugly girl.
I fucking love these threads. I don't know if you're the same anon who always does them but thank you.
These and cripplingdepressiongeneral are the only reason to come to this shit board anymore.
>>27384869
Fuck you faggot. Don't talk about my sister like that.
What is this. Its very unnatural.
I used to love the somber melancholy these thread used to give. A girl recently said words very similar to these posts to me after cuddling and I felt nothing. I felt nothing and I don't want to see her again. I felt nothing. I felt nothing. Someone please help me. There is no salvation in this life.
>>27383769
>implying any of this will ever happen
>implying women are more than just shitty objectsAdachi thread
>>27385856
THEY ARE ALL BITCHES AND WHORES
>>27385856
How long has it been.
Bet most of /r9k/ now doesn't even knows.
Painful pathetic role play threads
Why are you doing this 2 me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0695r3rorGA le
>one of these threads again
I guess 1:16 am is late enough to break out the whiskey
>"own your own fucking life dude. it's about to get hazy and difficult but it's the better option. challenges and adventures heading your way. stay in your own damn head, i know it's hard for you but it doesn't need to be. you over-complicate matters because of your restless head, you can stop that. lay off those neural networks of half-assed but potent self-doubt and start up some new networks of pwnage, of i own my life, of every second is adventure so throw yourself in. you feel that hit of panic any time in the pit of your stomach and you're doing something right. these months are gonna stretch out now, time will expand. nothing easy, nothing complacent-- making a life to remember. you're constructing your memories every second. it's all about you, kid. MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE DON'T GIVE IN" ....
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU ]
>"I'm not feeling too good today anon. It's sad you know. Knowing that you'll never meet that one good friend like in the animes. Someone that just knows who you are, and feels what you feels. Human beings are so selfish sometimes, all they think about is themselves. I'm sorry anon, why am i telling you this. I'm probably making you sad too, and I don't want that. At least you should be happy, right? I'm sorry anon... You've been a good buddy to me. Sorry we can't talk as much today. I'm just feeling sad. alone. i wish i had a friendo...
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgxO6HJSyfU ]
>>27386003
got a skype? dunno why i ask, i never get any responses
>>27386248
I'm not her, I'm sorry friend
>"I'm sick anon. I'm literally fucking dying right now, and I'm so fucking scared. I'm lost. I don't know what i'm supposed to do or feel...... I wish i could have lived longer. I wish I got to experience love..... but I won't. Because i'll be dead in a few months.... ; _ ; "
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_sBVwTswDU ]
>"Face it Anon, your time is up. Your youth has passed. You failed to make anything of your life and now finally you're unable to just laugh at yourself and how pathetic you are and continue making the same mistakes, again and again. Your time is up. The sand has run out. The clock has reached zero. It's time for you to end your life Anon. I hate to be the one to say it but it really is time for you to leave. Nobody loves you except your mother, and even she only loves the memory of the person you once were. Yes she'll suffer when you do it but she'll get over it. She's gotten over worse. She's gotten over the fact that her son, who was so enthusiastic and optimistic as a child, has become the depressed loser she feared you would become. How many friends do you have? How many girls have told you that what they feel towards you is love, and not just pity or revulsion? This world isn't for everybody. Not everyone can expect to have a good time here. Some people are just too weak to be happy, and I think we both know that unfortunately you are one of those people. I mean you could have made something of your life! Think of all those chances! Oh I know you don't like to remember them as chances, but that's what they were and on some level I know you know that too. Well goodbye Anon, bad luck!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTs50UH87-A ]
>"Shh, listen! Gosh, did you hear that thunder! Hey quick Anon, turn off the light and get under the blanket with me! Do you mind if we leave the curtains open so I can see the lightning? I always feel so cosy lying in bed when the weather's like this. I hope you don't mind if I get a little jumpy!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aQf5h-6a5U ]
>>27386340
>coma cinema
very nice very nice
>>27386417
matt cothran be my spirit animal
also yes OP has good taste
>>27383892
it was the cutest thing ever when ashley got jealous of markys huge tits
>whateva bitch, i got opiates to snort
>>27383830
No, I can't fucking calm down.
Degenerates are ruining the world our children will grow up in, and I feel powerless to stop it.
>>27386278
Fucking Hell.
I don't know what hurts more, thinking of a girl dying having never experienced love, or knowing that it's not my love she'd want.
>>27383930
>muse
Nigga please...
This entire thread makes me depressed
Thanks for the feels i'll never experience OP
I hope everyone has a good day
