ITT we post good things about being a robot
>will never be cheated on
>will never have a mean gf
>will never be broken up with
>will never waste money on dates
>needs smaller (cheaper) living space
>can live all alone if we don't live with parents so no nagging about masturbating or drinking too much
Pic related, it's how happy i am being a robot
>don't have to waste a bunch of time lifting heavy shit (unless youo like that)
>will never pay alimony
>will die alone
>parents lost hope years ago, so no expectations
>swallow the bitter pill of loneliness everytime someone nearby has the audacity to love someone
>shitpost on a Arctic ice sculpture forum for free
>general misanthropy means less disappointment when things don't go right
>general misandry means won't have to deal with dudes ever (they're all Chads so who cares?)
>general misogyny means never knowing the touch of a woman (not like it matters, it's not like women are hard to get right? Cause they're all sluts right? Right?)
>self hatred will eventually lead to an early death, sparing us the stresses of old age
>continual repression of desire for basic human acknowledgement and respect means it's easier to deny when we secretly want something
>tendies
Yep, living the good life.
>>27366942
Being a robot means being completely free from any social constraints. A robot can do anything he wishes without feeling any remorse or guilt because he has no one to look after or care about. Being a robot is as liberated as a man can get in our society. You would expect free people to be the happiest, but as Mussolini has said: "The Truth is that men are tired of Liberty".
>Dont have to deal with people
the one and only greatest thing about being a robot
If you do nothing, you can never fail
I manage to save up money well.
No drugs, no booze, no bitches, just torrent some games/movies, that takes up all my free time.
>no peer pressure
>because no peers
>wife's son's father who has weekend custody but chooses to spend it with the three of us as a family is God-tier at basketball
>was All City back in high school has a high basketball IQ
>promises he'll teach me how to dunk once I help him get back on his feet financially
>loaned him my Xbox so he could program the best plays into my 2k playbook
>never have to waste a bunch of time flirting and getting rejected because there is 0 chance of success unlike normalfags who have to try and fail many times before getting a girl
