>T-thanks for the pitbull puppy, grandma...
this thread will be filled with pro dog propaganda and anti dog propaganda
Pitbulls are bred for fighting, they're stupid and aggressive, and very strong. They are the leading breed of dog which causes fatal attacks by a large margin.
I would, to some degree say it's how you raise a dog. I just think pitbulls are too dangerous to have in a society, which doesn't have some kind of policy which ensures only competent dog handlers can own them. Look at pitbull owners, they're a bunch of wanna-be gangsters, dog fighters and women who have no command over the dog.
I tried to be as least biased as possible, I do not like pit bulls one bit and would love to see them banned.
Dogs that cannot be lifted and placed on a couch with ease by your average healthy child should not be allowed to exist.
>>27346701
In saying that, i've met some pit bulls who are very friendly, even very timid. One was chased away by a duck once.
>>27346701
fuck pitbull lovers and their stupid fucking 'muh raising' propoganda. They are genetically predisposed to savagery and aggression, it's their fucking nature. Kinda like how their owners are genetic filth
>>27346713
>Dogs should not be allowed to exist
fix'd
>>27346736
we need a pitbull dog holocaust/sterilization
>>27346747
We need a dog holocaust.
>>27346777
just release a bunch of pitbulls in some kind of reservation and give me an ar-15 and 10 magazines
nice trips btw
>>27346659
And nobody will be convinced by the other side.
>He was just giving Kailey a jugular kiss. He was just a little overly excited is all.
>you're blowing it out of proportion.
>chainsaw is a good lil' puppster.
>>27346793
Just use this thing.
I hate hearing about these poor little kids getting mauled. It's so sad
>>27346843
neat
was this used in 'nam?
>>27346843
that napalm?
>>27346701
>women
i try not to be as weird and sexist as this place but god fucking damn it why is it always women who are into pitbull advocacy of all the things
>>27346637
If we want to be a completely safe and sterile society, there will be a lot of banning to do.
>alcohol
>guns
>tobacco
>aggressive dogs
>fucking cars even
I think its worth it for a very small number of people to suffer terribly, if that means the rest of us can enjoy dogs and booze.
>>27346736
Small dogs are acceptable, anon. They're like more energetic cats that never shut the fuck up, and they're cute instead of big ugly retards.
However, they're still pretty bad. As are cats, who just wreck shit and shit in boxes between eating small amounts of food.
Animal/pet lovers in general are cancerous fucks. Nothing is more disgusting than someone with a dozen animals living in their goddamned home. No, I don't even want to step into your shit-den, you subhuman petfucker.
>>27346855
Believe so, as was the M67 "Zippo".
>>27346637
>Hey anon, wanna check out my pet chimpanzee?
>>27346637
>look up anti-pitbull talk
>replace pitbull with black people
>>27346898
>enjoy dogs
>>27346916
I thought "Zippo" was the nickname for one of the USA tanks that tended to blow up when shot at.
>>27346898
>enjoy dogs
Nothing to enjoy.
A drunk driver is safer than your average pitbull, scum. Guns also help non-scum humans get rid of pitbulls.
My neighbors had a purebred pit bull, and then 3 pit bull. The purebred was actually trained and very tame and friendly. They fenced him and let the others roam free. They covered up that one dog killed another family's dog, and then the three broke into the one dogs fenced area and killed it. One tried to attack my miniature schnauzer until my girlfriend beat it away with a pipe. They're dumb nigger dogs and should all be put down.
>>27346919
This seems like a good moment to ask you lot.
Are you for or against assisted suicide?
>>27346898
>enjoy dogs
zoophile shit
>>27346921
>T-Thanks for the black child grandma...
kek
>>27346927
Actually the average drunk driver is much more likely to cause damage to himself or others than the average pitbull.
Overall drunk driving is the leading cause of death in all of the developed world.
>>27346923
>>27346938
Enjoy their company, not their asses.
My pittbull is a sweetie pie
>>27346659
Pitbulls are not more agressive than other dogs.
The problem with pitbull is that they don't stop once an attack is triggered. Where another dog will just nip you for stepping on it's tail the pitbull will try to murder you and not even realize why he is working up such a frenzy.
This is why they have such normal rates of attacks but super high rates of fatalities.
You wouldn't keep a human around who'd try to kill you every time you piss him off either. So you shouldn't have a dog like that.
Fuck pitbull owners. Delusional retards who fail to even understand what the argument is
>hurr but my pup never bit anyone!!! :(((((
I own big dogs but pitbulls are for literal retards.
>>27346970
>You wouldn't keep a human around who'd try to kill you every time you piss him off either.
But we do.
>>27346949
>Overall drunk driving is the leading cause of death in all of the developed world.
Not even close, they are only a third of traffic fatalities and four times as many people kill themselves annually.
>Enjoy their company, not their asses.
>enjoying company of a dog
Haha good joke.
>>27346977
Ok, exception: If you are delusional enough to think niggers are a good thing you are excused for liking pitbulls.
Same animal, different species.
>>27346949
the only reason you enjoy the company of a dog is because he can't talk and tell you how boring and annoying you are
>>27346919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1pdvV_gT6I
>>27346937
Most of the people wanting "assisted suicide" are more than capable of killing themselves. They don't need some stupid law. Even the chimp lady is capable of shuffling herself to the edge off a bridge and jumping off. Also someone might try to murder someone and pretend it was "assisted".
>>27346977
Then... You're retarded? What?
>>27346987
Right on the money.
Stupid dogfags delude themselves into beleiving their dog loves them and is their best friend all because they're pathetic lonely fucks who can't deal with complexity of interacting with people and can't handle being alone.
Look as this lil sweetie
>>27346969
>tfw you will never put a bullet in this niggerdog's head
>>27346969
You should be jalied for housing a vicious criminal. You make me sick.
>tfw no dog hating bf/gf
>>27347011
Yeah anon, he's so innocent looking, just like black children.
>>27346924
You're thinking of the M4 probably but I don't think it was called Zippo.
Anons should I invest in dog whistle?
Are they effective?
I'd just be using it to fuck with dogfags who are nearby etc without them noticing.
>>27347011
Why are pitbulls so ugly? Like, I would understand maybe putting up with a creature that could snap at any moment if it wasn't completely hideous
I hate children and see no problem with the fact that they suffer
Why even own a fucking pitbull? They look like down syndrome children.
A glorious hokkaido or siberian looks ten times more aggressive and handsome but is much less likely to do damage to your children.
Hope that poor girl makes it out without too much scarring. A beautiful face + some interesting scars = hunnit 100 instagram check mark.
>>27347049
I seriously don't get it.
Fairly recently I've had two members of my extended family decide to dogs which was bad enough but they they both got pitbull mutts.
They aren't at all poor and could probably afford near any dog and one of them is expecting a child why in gods name did they decide to get some shitty pitbull. It's baffling.
>>27347055
edgiest comment ever posted
>>27347055
Damn bro don't cut yourself on those edges
>all dogs should be tiny yap factories
>>27347076
>One of them is expecting a child
The first thing that made me think of is this pitbull activist couple and pregnant wife was mauled to death by one of their pitbulls. The dog was euthanized and the husband put the dogs ashes in with his wife's. He put the creature that murdered his wife and unborn child in with them. Pitbull advocates are fucked in the head
I hate dogs. I'm not a sociopath and I love animals in general so I would never hurt one, but dogs are so fucking annoying and they drive me crazy, and worse are crazy dog people (the even worse equivalent to crazy cat ladies)
I love cats, they're much better than a disgusting smelly Chad-tier animal like a dog. It's always the douchiest kind of socialite cancerous people that have dogs.
I don't have a problem with dogs. I just want people to admit that dogs are normie-tier pets that appeal to people who are subconciously aware of their inferiority and to compensate for it they choose a submisive animal that would give them attention and see their owners as gods.
>>27347129
>the husband put the dogs ashes in with his wife's
Fucking wackjob.
These lethal battlebots don't run on retarded AI, that would be dumb as hell. And they have kill switches.
>>27347161
Every pitbull should have a collar with a small explosive that when triggered blows a hole in their main artery.
>>27347129
How do you get killed by a dog?
Pit Bulls are the number one chad dog
>>27347190
Here's 2016 so far, pretty sad. Check those dog types. Also
>She left him alone for about 3 hours, in a small trailer with her 3 beloved pit bulls.
>When she returned, he was dead, a victim of mauling.
Muh beloved pit bulls, dogfags are insane.
>>27347220
i thought thats nazi shepherd
>>27347230
>left alone in small space with three pitbulls and mauled to death
horrific
>>27347081
>edgiest comment
>thread full of BAN ASSAULT DOGS HOLOCAUST PITBULLS
I'm no fan of the walking lumps of muscle and teeth but lets not kid ourselves here, anon. These are the same people who wring their hands over guns and fast cars.
>>27347230
>Suzanne was mauled inside her own home at around 1 p.m. while changing the dog's crate
What an awful way to die.
>>27347230
>that third one
Could you imagine the guilt of the babysitter? He was left in her care and her dogs got him. FUCK.
>>27347249
Check March 21 2015.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States
Also, what's with all these people getting killed by their own dogs? I can't even imagine having your pet be aggressive towards you.
>>27347282
You read my mind, was just looking at that one.
>Arrived at a garage for a car repair appointment, when seven guard dogs got under the fence and attacked him. He ran and got on the roof of his car, but was not saved.
Sounds horrible. Going about your day when you suddenly have to try and run from seven pitbulls and they maul you to death. Caveman shit.
>>27346882
I made the mistake of dating a girl who was into pit bull advocacy. She had a pit bull and for some reason I initially thought, "oh well she says she's good with animals so maybe she trained it." Nope. I took the dog for a walk with her one day and she could hardly even keep the damn dog on it's leash. And we were walking around people and small kids. So I offered to hold the leash to keep the dog under control and trying to hold that dog back was like playing constant tug of war. I finally just reeled it in and had like six inches of leash between my hand and it's neck and it still would not stop pulling and jumping at passerby, like it was trying to hang itself.
>>27346637
Here you go dumb-ass.
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=most+aggressive+dogs+by+breed&l=1
But are you a bad enough dude to suicide by pit bull?
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2015/12/10/authorities-say-rebecca-hardy-committed-suicide-by-pit-bull/
>>27347306
You are the dumb ass you disgusting piece of dumb garbage.
Pitbulls are not more agressive but A LOT MORE DEADLY. You are the dumb pitnigger I talked about above who doesn't even understand what the argument against pit bulls is.
Go and die in a fucking ditch you waste of oxygen.
>>27347299
>Killed by three of his step-grandfather's dogs. Grandfather arrested for manslaughter.[456] The dogs had decapitated the family's pet Akita and killed the family's pet Chihuahua and parrot within the prior year. The dogs, which were kept in a garage, had previously shown aggression toward the boy.[457]
That page is hardcore.
>>27347282
>Betty Wood
>Found dead by her daughter in the home where she lived alone. Investigation concluded she had been killed by the dog that she had owned for five years. The dog was scheduled to be destroyed and tested for rabies.[716]
>The dog was scheduled to be destroyed
brutal, that's how I like it
>tfw cuddling with my trained doggo who has never bitten or attacked anyone in all his 10 years
Feel bad for anti-dog babbies desu.
>>27347349
Never know when they'll turn on you :^)
>>27347346
>>27347349
>has dog for five years
>mauled to death
Have fun getting your face wrecked.
>>27347368
Doubt it m8. But you can keep believing that.
Why do autists on this board hate dogs so much anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dBGnUSrjQo
>>27347462
Before the 80s like all the dog deaths were german shepherds.
>>27347429
> ~ THE NEXT DAY ~
>>27347342
We should ban you since you're so aggressive.
Oh, wait, I'm missing the point of your argument again: You're not threat to anyone since you're just an angry pussy who wants to arbitrarily ban things.Ban all male dogs because they're the most likely to attack.
>>27347429
Personally, I don't hate dogs - I just hate pit bulls. They're unstable, and even ones that are properly "socialized" can snap for no reason.
>>27347512
Ban all cars. More deaths by cars than pitbulls.
>>27347342
>I'm mad about being so stupid.
>>27347512
Actually we should just ban all dogs.
>>27347513
>I'm more convinced by media sensationalism than well known facts of nature.
>>27347542
We should ban non-contributing neets who are proud of not-contributing.
Serious question to the pit bull lovers here - why do you like pit bulls opposed to any other breed of dogs?
>>27347575
I'm not rich enough to adopt poor african kids so I adopt poor pitbull instead.
Ban all pitbull owners.
>>27346924
I think that was a Japanese fighter
>>27347695
Are you talking about the Mitsubishi "Zero" plane?
its really pathetic to me how people "project" a personality onto their pets. pets in general are dumb to me. you're so desperate to feel needed and have a purpose that your hobby is feeding an animal? you're so delusional and lonely that you pretend your pet really loves you and understands you like a human.. its on par with waifus and imaginary friends but i don't mind those things because the participants know its imaginary and i'm not expected to play along with it. no i don't give a fuck about your animal. no it does not have human-like intelligence. no it doesn't love you
>>27346937
Nigga that cake looks great
>>27347807
people are delusional
they humanize non-human things and de-humanize people
>>27347918
Its one of those cakes, you now the type, that are so light you go through a slice and dont even notice it; but so sweet that if you eat more than one slice you get sick.
Like orgasm denial. You need to force yourself to enjoy only the one slice.
>>27347807
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_individual_dogs#Faithful_dogs
>tfw you will never travel through a city with your buddies, knocking on doors with death order papers to put a shotgun to a dogs head
>tfw you will never cleanse your city of this filth
>tfw neighbors say "she's sweet" and "just try one you'll love pits after an hour"
I just want to take my shotgun to the things head. I'll get the chance soon when it's decides it wants to eat their daughter. Should I use slugs or shot to kill it?
>>27347146
>>27347129
>#UrnLivesMatter
Grow up.
>>27346937
>>27347983
>tfw on a diet
I wish I had this shit so I can gorge on.
Any dog is capable of violence if it isn't raised correctly, I wonder how many of these attacks are caused by the child being stupid with the dog like poking it or waking it up when it's asleep, couple that with an improperly raised animal then it's just asking for trouble.
>>27346701
And the dumbest trashiest people have these things as pets.
>>27347230
>the one kid killed by a lab
I have a lab puppy, it's the sweetest thing. You guys really wanna ban him? Even the kid that was killed by one, the lab was just trying to pick him up and it's was accidental.
>tfw two pitbulls tried to kill my brother but he killed them with a steak knife
He lost the tip of a ring finger but he got out fine
Dogs literally never ever harm anyone unless they are attacked first
I live in Eastern Europe and I have a pack of 6 dogs. People who own dogs for no work related reason are stupid. Dogs are nasty and stupid, their only use is for work. I use my dogs for hunting, guarding and livestock protection. If I didn't have to own them for my livelihood I wouldn't.
>>27348273
You are retarded. You have no idea what the problem with pitbulls even is.
Protip: It is not that they attack more frequently. That's actually wiender dogs.
Pitbulls are just a nigger breed that has been created with the intent of removing all natural instincts of when to stop a fight.
Regular dogs will literally puke and shake if they're in a frenzy and the other dog suddenly goes into submission. They absolutely shut down the attack. This is deeply ingrained into dogs.
This trait is explicitly removed in pitbulls resulting in deadly attacks over situations that would've only gotten you a slight nip from any other dog.
Just look at pitbull rescues. They're the biggest faggots about pitbulls ever and even they warn about jaw lock and crap like that in pitbulls and give you a fucking STICK to pry open your dog's mouth if it has bitten into something.
Pitbulls are defect by design and even your cutesy baby pit you love so much is too dumb to not kill a child once it has started attacking.
They're not malicious, they're not overly agressive. They're just absolute pieces of genetic garbage that have been bred in a way that makes them dangerous to have around anyone who can't fend the dog off.
>>27348589
You literally are retarded. The number of times I've seen agressive dogs(especially small ones) attack people for frivolous things like whistling, laughing, shaking hands with the owner or even doing literally fucking nothing can't be counted anymore.
You are such a lying fuckwit. Honestly, kill yourself for such blatant lies.
>>27346898
Try to take my guns I take you and your family's lives
>>27348725
Typical amerikek savage
>>27348725
posts like this one always make me cringe
grow the fuck up
>>27346637
>Delivery driver who has killed 4 dogs before, ama.
>>27348273
>I wonder how many of these attacks are caused by the child being stupid with the dog like poking it or waking it up when it's asleep
>People wake me up
>Slightly annoying but never feel the need to maul them to death
>People poke me
>Irritating but all I have to do is say "stop", or move away if they continue
Why is that so easy for me, but so hard for nigger dogs?
>>27348766
Have fun with Muslim gangrape eurocuck
>>27348915
Have fun with your next school shooting, pal
>>27346637
It astounds me how some people on here hate niggers(understandable) but love dogs who are far worse.
>>27347429
I'm as delusional about dogs as this fag talks about>>27347807 could literally die for any of my four dogs at home and actually work part time at a vet. but i can't just shake the feeling that pitbulls and terriers are the spawn of satan. I've had a dog drugged up full with cocaine who had more self control than the pitbulls i've seen (dog later "destroyed" after running mad, was a rutt. really liked him but he became feral and attacked anyone who wasn't his trainer)
>>27348529
you can tell the lab made a mistake. was trying to pick the baby up but underestimated its fragileness. labs are best dogs. he wanted to care for the baby like his own child maybe. pitbulls on the other hand just maul whatever they can get their mouth on
>>27346898
>cars
only faggots want to ban them
>>27346793
>barely 10 replies in
>edgemaster has appeared
heh... nothing personnel, kid...
What's with all these anti-dog threads on /r9k/ recently?
>>27349096
>121 posts in
>the idiot has appeared
Autistic people are bad at understanding social cues and reading people. Dogs can't speak and you have to read them from their body language and facial expressions.. If you can't do this, you're pretty fucking dumb.
>>27346882
Maternal instinct. It's the same reason you always see white women demonstrating their "tolerance" after every Moslem terrorist attack
>>27348589
You never ever worked with dogs, or any other mammal, including horses, my friend. You know nothing. Just because your grandma's chihuahua never bit you doesn't mean your input has any value.
>>27346659
>>27346701
There is no such thing as a violent dog, only bad owners. Pitbulls are naturally more aggressive but without good owners this amplifies and they turn violent, don't blame the dog blame the stupid lazy owners buying pets because they're cute and cuddly.
Pitbulls and Rottweilers should all be killed off. I hate dogs.
>>27347807
most household pets barr fish and rodents do have 'personalitites'. they're definitely the most prominent in dogs, but I do understand what you're getting at.
>>27349129
I was about to ask the same thing
>>27347230
>3 days
Who the fuck leaves a 3 day old child alone? In a laundry basket? With a dog?
It's not the pupper's fault it was trying to help out in his own way. The parents need to be jailed.
>>27346882
the same reason women advocate for niggers desu
just replace "pitbull" with "black" everywhere in their posts
