>black customer comes in
>can't stop thinking: don't call them a nigger, don't call them a nigger, don't call them a nigger...
>>27320685
This thread proves that, too much 4chin can kill you
>black customer comes in
>please don't chimpout, please don't chimpout, please don't chimpout
>he's respectful and enthusiastic about the product he purchases despite being adorned with tattoos, funny nice guy
>5'2 lighter skinned black girl walks in
>sigh of relief internally
>she chimps out because she thinks I'm helping the white customer that came in before her more than her
>>27320810
Daaaaaaaaamn Daniel, back at it again with the WHITE VANS!!
xDDDDD
>>27320773
It does.
>Waiter at a restaurant
>Family has an autistic looking kid, has that weird face you know?
>They start giving me their orders
>They say hold the tomato for the kid's meal
>Mumble "No tomato for the potato" while writing
>Parents: "What was that?"
>"N-no tomato got it."
>>27320685
>someone says X is a big Y
I always snicker and say "for you" under my thread
>>27320862
Seen this pasta before. Try harder m8.
>any guy shorter than me
>don't call this guy a manlet don't call this guy a manlet
>white guy finishes checking out
>have a good day sir
>black guy finishes checking out
>take it easy my dude
>Go to a laundromat in the US with my then gf.
>Black hobo takes a seat outside
>While moving clothes to my gf's truck, he holds the door open for me
>End up talking to him for around half an hour.
>Tells me places he got rejected from because they hired immigrants over him. Says if I ever need a job, I should check those places out.
>Tells me to avoid getting married - He had no house because his wife divorced him.
>He didn't even ask for any money, even though he knew I'd have change.
>Gf was slightly annoyed at me because I spent more time talking to him than helping with the laundry.
I wonder how he's doing now.
>>27320862
did you really just try to use a very common copypasta as you're own story?fucking christ man.
>>27320970
I feel that feel too, anon. I feel that feel too.
>>27320685
fuckin epic so fauny
upboat
pwn
>at art museum for art class
>walk to the African art section
>leave a few seconds later because "WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIT" wouldn't leave my head
>>27321280
Daily reminder that spics are the cancer killing the US and they're ruining the only chance of niggers have some semblance of a community
>>27323337
go suck trump's balls harder, faggot
>>27323351
He's not wrong they don't pay taxes and work for pennies.
Niggers won't do that
And I wouldn't vote can't vote felon so before you start up with the reddit twit insults.
>>27320685
>niggers are allowed where you work
wew, time to find a new job lad
>be delivery driver
>take food to customer
>they answer the door/come to the front office
>black
That's when you know you're not getting a tip.
>>27324772
This is true for me.
I don't tip, and all the delivery people hate me.
Fuck you, I already paid a $3 delivery fee, not my fault you have a shit job
>>27323337
wew amigo
>>27325695
>not my fault you have a shit job
but it is your fault
you are the entire reason that they are showing up to work. if you weren't ordering food, why would they need to come to your door?
lol i was chillin with a friend buying coke from a big black guy and i autistically blurted out NIGGER for some reason, i'm not even racist, i was just high and drunk
thank god he wasn't pissed off, i thought i was literally going to get put in the hospital after that
went and chilled (and bought coke) several times after that and he always 'dapped me up' so it worked out as well as it possibly could
>>27320810
Unless they're ugly/shy, black women are GUARANTEED to chimp out.
>>27323337
Daily reminder that you're actually just mad at Mexicans and that Cubans and Puerto Ricans have been here for more than a century without causing any trouble.
>>27320685
"How can I help you today, nigger?"
>>27328663
As someone who lives near a HUGE Puerto Rican population, I can say with 100% certainty that they are miles worse than Cubans.
From shittiest to least shitty it's:
Mexicans > Dominicans > Puerto Ricans > Any south/central Americans > Cubans
>>27320685
this sucks, why can't everyone just be white
>>27320685
I do this too but the weird thing is, I don't even want to call them a nigger
Sometimes I'll just look at a random person and my mind will go off
>what a whore, what a cunt, what a bitch, what a whatever generic insult fits their appearance
But I don't actually think that, it's more like my mind is taunting me to convince me that I'm a shit person
>>27320810
>ghetto as fuck looking black guy comes on the train
>the works du-rag, tattoo's etc
>oh man, oh jeez
>sits down and pulls out a vita
>Is playing fucking Disgaea 4
>mind = blown
He had fine taste in waifus too.
>>27320970
What's wrong with the second one? It sounds more personal imo
