>"How was your Monday, Anon? Oh ok I guess. I'm real tired though, I didn't get much sleep last night. No no, it's not your fault. In fact I doubt I'd have gotten any sleep at all if you weren't with me. But I'm probably going to take a bath and then listen to some music in bed for a while until I get sleepy if you don't mind. If you want to, I mean if you're feeling tired too maybe you could join me? I like the music you introduce me too, it always makes me so relaxed and comfortable."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rqgwIEAu8Y ]
>"Oh look, there are two empty seats a little further on. Do you mind if I sit by the window Anon? Thanks. Hey I made some sandwiches and stuff if we get hungry. You know I'm really excited to see your hometown Anon. I hope the weather stays like this, not too bright but warm enough to for a long walk without catching a cold. Thanks again for inviting me to meet your parents Anon, I hope I make a good impression!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAhQzXpBTfA ]
>"Bark bark bark, ruff bark awoo. Bark bark awoo ruff? Ruff bark."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1nDafqdH9o ]
>"Oh and there's my dad. See the guy with the striped jumper. There! See him. Oh that's my uncle. My mother's brother. Oh no! Gosh look at what I'm wearing. Jeez I should have watched through this before letting you see! Hey Anon are you sure you want to keep watching? I know watching somebody else's home movies must be pretty boring for you. Are you sure? Huh? Oh that's my aunt Margaret, the one who has cancer. She was so beautiful when she was younger. She's changed so much over the years. Agh there's me again!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCs5150EqeM ]
>>27311563
Don't stop now, anon. Keep the fantasies coming
>it's an autistic dream conversation thread again
wew fucking lads
>>27310896
I wait all week for these threads. I'm addicted to this feeling of longing, like I want to live forever in a teen relationship.
>tfw have conversations in my head with oneitis
>tfw play out scenarios of our first date, meeting parents, meeting friends
>tfw obsessed with her and stuck in my head
>tfw she hates me and is repulsed by me
I think my only satisfaction will be my death
>"You're not old! Well at least you don't look it. I mean it's different for a girl. Now that my little sister's all grown up I feel I just have to accept that I'm not the cute one in the family any more. And anyway girls find older guys attractive, but it's only downhill for me! Okay, okay I'll stop being depressing! Hey, you're the one who brought this up! Well you'll always be beautiful to me. And as long as you find me pretty that's all that matters to me."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=malJUMz2A9Y ]
>>27310896
I only come to these threads for the music
>"Sorry Anon. I mean I was a little curious about you at first, I'll admit that. But if you don't even have enough confidence or even decency to say hi to me in passing once in a while then how do you expect me to want to be around you? You're a real unpleasant person you know. I hate to say that but it's true, and I really think it's good for your sake that someone tells you that. Can't you see that everyone around you is walking on eggshells when you're around because of how difficult you are to be around? I don't see how you think any girl is going to want to waste their time around someone like you. You're an emotional drain on everybody you meet, and I'm just not into guys who feel miserable every second of their live. You have nothing to offer me, sorry."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8 ]
>tfw it's a paragraph girls thread
>>27312551
>>27312216
why are you naming the same girl with different fake names
>>27311176
>tfw no pupper
This hurts the most tobh
>>27312699
alternate universes
>"Oh don't say that! Gosh Anon you're so hard on yourself sometimes. It's no wonder you don't let people get close to you if you think so badly of yourself. Anon, I'm not lying when I say that you are one of the nicest guys I have ever met. And I don't mean nice in the sort of sickly way either, you're genuinely a good guy and I can tell you care a lot about the people you let into your life. I can't tell you how happy I've been these past months we've been together. You've really changed me as a person and I can only hope you believe me when I tell you that I love you for being exactly who you are."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hssmhy-f76M ]