>at home when electricity goes out during storm
>go downstairs and accidentally tell my mom we got "cucked" by the weather
>mfw
>>27295371
You made me chuckle
>at work
>people asking if we "have any st patricks day stuff left" literally the night before
>"no sorry it all sold out a week ago"
>they're mortified each time
>mumble "fucking plebians" after one encounter
>nearby customer looks visibly shaken
>kek
>>27295371
u cheeky cunt
>>27295371
You need to have dual-citizenship with real life, not just a green card.
>>27295371
>set up an old gramophone with roommate because we wanted to be hipsters
>he brings a whole pile of old records from home
>one of them is a whole album of tradition jewish music by Shlomo Shekelberg and the band
>laugh uncontrollably
>he just looks at me like I'm an idiot
Man, do people just not find jews hilarious?
>>27295371
I use green text meme talk irl and hold up my hand sideways to make a meme arrow
>>27295787
hashtag triggered
>>27295371
>Need 3.25 GPA this semester
>So that means I have can have three letter grades below straight As
>As in "ABBB" or "AAAD" or "AABC"
>talking with counselor
>say casually that I have three "good boy points"
Did I manage to contract autism from this place?
>loud female argument in hall
>mutter to myself, "fucking roasties getting BTFO"
>roastie roommate hears me
>>27295371
>girl at uni tells me about her girl day as we walk to next class
>tells me how her friend said this one thing like can I believe it
>absentmindedly comment "wew lad"
>she goes "what?"
>jump out of window
>>27295787
>mfw I do this too and my friends have started to catch on
>Normies are being indoctrinated as we speak
>>27295472
how the migration from /r/4chan my main man?
>going on a camping trip with 3 friends and 1 mutual friend
>end up getting drunk at nights
>say cuck a few times
>three friends are all a bit technologically- and internet-literate
>by the end of the trip everyone is saying cuck
>mfw one friend said it to his brother on accident and now his brother just says it all the time
not what i say aloud but
>mfw i notice how everything is literally a meme
>cant tell anyone; forced to keep quiet unless i want to reveal my power level
>Ex bf is ignorant of internet/chan culture
>Spout off dank me-mes to him as if they were at all original
>He thinks I'm hilarious
I feel guilty
>>27296213
i'm going to tell him you're a maymay thief
>>27295787
>tfw I do this in my head, but I say "implying..."
I've always been extra careful to hide my power level when it comes to 4chan-related stuff.
>mfw i say cuck so much around my mother that she asks what it means and when i explain she starts to use it herself and now points them out on the street
>>27295371
> be on my phone browsing the chons
>roastie asks what I'm looking at because I laughed
Fucking normies why do you want to know what I think is funny. Fuck off.
>mfw I told her I'm just "browsing an anonymous Mongolian sheepskin weaving online marketplace"
>mfw roastie was visibly shaken
> why would you do that anon?
> tell her it's because I have autism
> walk away
Inb4 fake. I realized that trying to contain it is too hard.
>>27296382
>psst Hey anon, look! It's one of those cucks!
>>27296382
What exactly did you tell her it meant?
>>27296382
comedy gold laddeh
>>27296614
Pretty much.
>>27296637
An emasculated man.
>>27296786
That's not what it means though.
>>27296887
Not denotatively, I know. I hope she doesn't google it.
>>27296001
It's pretty non-existent actually.
>tfw I told my friend to stop being a beta orbiter
>tfw I had to explain what it means
>tfw he's still a betabux fuccboi
