femanons and fembots of /r9k/, what would be your ideal bf and what would be your bare minimum you'd be willing to accept in a bf?
>>27250311
What I want
>to be a housewife
>to go to pet stores or animal shows when I want
>to have any pet I want, including dogs or snakes or whatever
>to be supplied with snacks always, like store bought candies and such
>to be complimented every time I dress up, and I mean every time.
>I'd like to have things bought for me, like dresses and makeup.
What I will tolerate in exchange
>I'll be the fucking housewife
>includes cooking,laundry,cleaning, ect
>I rub feet, I like men's feet
>I can handle a good amount of yelling or anger, just no hitting or jerking me around. I have been shoved to the ground, that's the max I can take.
>I give sex on demand
>willing to anything in bed,but not good with anal.
>I'll still do anal, I just fucking hate it.
>I have never cheated/would never, I'd like the same..
I think that's resonable.
>>27250480
Would you like anal with small peepee?
>>27250480
You can be my housewife :^)
>>27250480
If you are at least a 3/10, I would like to marry you
>>27250311
>PLEASE TALK TO ME FEMBOTS ;-;
Go shit up another board for fuck's sake
>>27250480
>>to go to pet stores or animal shows when I want
>>to have any pet I want, including dogs or snakes or whatever
>>to be supplied with snacks always, like store bought candies and such
>>to be complimented every time I dress up, and I mean every time.
>>I'd like to have things bought for me, like dresses and makeup.
No thanks, die in a fire you annoying cunt.
>>27250480
Be my wife.
qqq
>>27250548
I'd do anal anyway, as I said.
It's just painful, but I'd suck it up if you got me a fish or a new shirt or somthing.
>>27250630
You sound like the biggest whore.
>le sex on tap
>le anal
Fuck off back to /soc/, you non virgin slut.
>>27250590
I'd give myself a 4. I've been given a 7 by others but we all know people embellish 0/10 ratings.
So I'd say I'm a 4.
>>27250659
>>27250659
>So I'd say I'm a 4
no wonder you're such a whore who'd do anything lmao.
>>27250480
>I'll still do anal, I just fucking hate it.
what a trooper
>I have never cheated/would never, I'd like the same.
now if only you were a 7/10 you would be perfect
>>27250480
>>27250659
l o c a t i o n p l s
o
n
d
o
n
p
l
s
>>27250643
I am a whore, but only for a bf.
I'll freely admit I'm greedy/gross but I'd be willing to do just about anything for my guy if they made me feel pretty/worth it.
I'd draw the line at swinging. I'm an all or nothing deal.
>>27250714
Shut up you fat attention whoring blimp.
>>27250480
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
Ontario.
asdfafg
>>27250714
you're also an annoying attention whore slut who's ruining this already shitty board
>>27250675
I'm pretty ugly.
Was fat for a long time too,I'm about 125 now.
Also I'm sterile and I'm surprised how many men find that undateable.
>>27250761
I don't care, stop shitting this board up you attention seeking fatty. Go back to craigslists where your parents met.
>>27250603
You don't like animals?
I think hissing cock roaches are my faverite.
>>27250761
>I'm sterile
Well I just lost all interest.
>>27250737
Amerifag, sorry.
>>27250761
>Also I'm sterile and I'm surprised how many men find that undateable.
I don't, no one can have a life with you seeing you are litrelly nothing more but a wet hole to fuck that cant even have a baby. Useless fat blob.
>>27250825
>>27250761
anti-natalists on suicide watch
>>27250825
>125 lb
>can fuck her to completion whenever you want in the pussy
>never have to wear a condom
Who the fuck cares if she can't have kids? Do you really think you'd make a good father?
>>27250839
Which state m'lady
>>27250876
Grow up you pathetic horny normie.
Why is it always a fat bitch that keeps begging for (Yous) and will reply to everyone in hopes of more attention and validation?
I wouldn't fuck the cow even with her fathers own dick.
>>27250876
I guess I was too harsh in saying that, but I want a pregnant wife and kids some day.
>>27250311
How many fembots like younger guya?
>>27250933
Every sane person does, the only kids who think the blimp is fine are nothing more but children who'd stab their own mother in the bed for sex. Whore had one purpose in life, have a child and she cant even do that.
But lets put it on the bright side, at least the whore knows she's a whore and knows she is nothing more but a wet hole you can pump and dump.
>>27250933
Nah I know..I feel like a husk pretty much all day.
I'd try to make up for it though, I'd like kids too but it's the hand I'm delt.
>>27250949
*How many fembots like younger guys?
>All these robots thinking they'd be good fathers
Honestly she sounds pretty great.
OP confirm. Are you fat?
>>27250480
I would neg your outfits and looks constantly and you'd love it.
Thanks RooshV!
>>27251010
she won't sit on your shriveled up cock for defending her obesity and loose skin on 4chan.
Lamo.
>>27250976
I would love you, but I'm not from America.
>>27251071
Of course you would, you're a pathetic thirsty loser.
>>27250311
pretty general stuff
ideal
>doesn't worry about money/bills, life is too short for that
>is a qt, but not too qt, so i'm not worried about him upgrading
>is really skilled at the games he plays
>doesn't get offended at racist/sexist humor
>LOVES to watch movies
>appreciates a wide variety of music
>can't think of anything else
bare minimum
>not disabled
>face that doesn't scare children
>plays pc games
>not a feminist/sjw
Ideal?
>financially and emotionally self-sufficient
>has some sense of humor
>moderately hygienic
>enjoys my presence
>enjoyable company
>has an iota of direction and identity
>nice teeth
Bare minimum
>emotionally self-sufficient
>moderately hygienic
>enjoyable company
>high school graduate
But I'm okay with being alone for now, so I guess you could say "imaginary" is the minimum I'd accept.
>>27251010
I'm 5'6 and around 125
So meh
I have small b cups. Used to have c but I lost allot of weight and they were the first to go.
>>27251088
>>is really skilled at the games he plays
>tfw you are, but paradox can't make difficult games
>>27251112
Why do you lie about your weight on the internet, fatty?
>>27251088
>not disabled
Kek
>>27251088
>>doesn't worry about money/bills, life is too short for that
And who is? you? Fuck out of it some of the "women" on this board are beyond mentally retarded.
Money doesn't grow on trees, and bills don't pay themselves you autist.
>>27251094
>emotionally self-sufficient
>moderately hygienic
>enjoyable company
>high school graduate
cum to me qt
>women expect you to have completed high school now so you are bf material
>mfw they find out im 22, live in Australia, and bring home 1800/week as a plumber, and my hourly pay goes as high as 50/ hour.
Guess I'm not "boyfriend" material.
>>27251204
Is plumbing a meme? Apparently they make money but I don't see how
>>27251231
I'm not a moron that works on houses, i work in the industrial sector. School fags were laughing when i dropped out. 5 years later they aren't even making close to what i make an hour and they have finished Uni.
>>27251231
By providing a service that's in high demand and other people can't do
My ideal and minium requirements are the same:
>loyal
>likes me
>finds me attractive
>avoids parties/clubbing
>treats me with respect
>not terribly fat
>not manipulative, hateful or childish
>would never have a one night stand (based on his own values rather than just being failed normie who women find repulsive)
>likes animals and nature
>sexually vanilla
>affectionate
>unassuming
>>27250480
I'm ok with any mammal animals but once you start bringing reptiles I'm out
Anal is neat but once you taste the forbidden fruit it's overrated, to much prep time and cleanup
>>27250761
>sterile
>small tits
I've got a vasectomy and I love small tits where you from bb
>>27251268
This. Everyone needs plumbing.
>>27251270
I'm like this, but I'm sure you'll get other anons tripping over themselves...I'm also celibate so...I'll fade into the collection of responses
>>27251270
>>likes me
And what are you like?
>>27251270
>>sexually vanilla
You think you want this, but you don't.
>>27251320
>celibate
>wants gf
Just get friends
>>27251270
Hope your cats are emotionally fulfilling.
>>27251268
>>27251299
It's a good business lads, have a few mates who do house work (I'm the only one doing industrial). Because our prices are quite high regardless of the amount of work needed. A lot of women actually try to pay with something else, my mate who is currently apprentice his boss who is 40 and fucked multiple women who paid with sex. He'd often wait in the car and see his boss walking out while pulling his pants up and smelling like female fragrance.
Just shows you what women are like these days.
>>27251088
What movies will we watch together? What music would we fall asleep to?
>>27251339
Yes, I'm celibate until marriage.
>>27251375
I'm the same as you dumbass
You mean you're chaste
Celibate is an entire life thing
>>27251355
>A lot of women actually try to pay with something else
This is far from exclusive to plumbing
>>27250311
Ideal:
>some type of humor
>common sense
>love for me
>same tastes as me
>probably won't get this, but i really like guys with bangs.
>cute but not too cute so finding a Stacy is unlikely
>last but not least, some lack of emotion. being too clingy is a no no, i love guys who hide their emotions and cover it up with lack of empathy for anything.
Bare minimum:
>pretty much what i listed above at ideal, subtracting bangs
i don't expect much
>>27251411
Sure, but i don't ever hear it from mates doing other sorts of work, like brick laying, plastering etc.. I only hear this from fellow plumbers. Even talked to my mates boss a few months back.
Has a wife too but still fucks broads on the side when he is horny.
>>27251428
>>last but not least, some lack of emotion. being too clingy is a no no, i love guys who hide their emotions and cover it up with lack of empathy for anything.
Weird as fuck, people don't like this for a reason
>>27251292
Can you handle rats?
If not I'm content with a few bettas and a dog.
A dog is a must though.
Myrtle beach, it's a ghetto teen beach. Not my thing, I don't even like the ocean but it's oddly cheap if you live away from the water front.
>>27251442
She wants one of those "bad boys".
>>27251392
Thanks for explaining it, guess I was confused about the terms
>>27251320
>celibate
Well, I probably wouldn't meet your requirements, then, because I'm not a virgin.
>>27251321
Tough question, anon. Experience says not very likable, though.
>>27251337
Why would I not? I'm hyper vanilla and don't get bored easily.
>>27251481
>I'm hyper vanilla and don't get bored easily.
Because you'll have an orgasm some day while being dominated with BDSM equipment and suddenly you won't want to go back.
>>27251465
Anon I fit that weird requirement and it's not a "bad boy" trait
It's an unlikeable autist trait
>>27251481
>Well, I probably wouldn't meet your requirements, then, because I'm not a virgin.
Alright. I'm black so I'm sure that would've been a dealbreaker anyway. S-sorry.
>>27251481
>Well, I probably wouldn't meet your requirements, then, because I'm not a virgin.
You fit my standards still, but I'm not himI'm chaste tho
>>27251511
>Niggers on my /r9k/Got any manchild hobbies?
I want a guy who's nice to me. Funny is a bonus. He needs to listen to me, and I need to be able to trust him. I will give him the same in return. His secrets, hopes, and dreams are safe with me. They're even safe if we break up.
I am terrified of sex. If I completely trusted you, I'd be willing to do it. I can't do it with someone who I can't trust or who doesn't seem to care about me.
Obesity is a dealbreaker. Your height and face don't matter, you can't control those and I value trust more than anything. However, obesity is a neon sign that says "I don't care." and I'm not interested in that frame of mind.
>>27251523
I play vidya, getting together a tabletop game for /tg/, I'm working on my drawing and I like to write
Ideal requirements
>must be over or 6"2
>must have over six inch penis
>must be willing participant in outdoor activities
>is OK if you play the vidya
>must have own car and house
>must like dogs
>would preferably like if your sexually experienced
>bonus if your interested in going into the military or are in now.
Bare minimum
>needs to have a job
>needs to have at least six inches
>not living at home
>>27251494
This. Idk why but it's so hot when a guy berates me and plays head games. I'm sure most women don't enjoy being that type of victim.
Don't know why. I don't think it's daddy issues. I think I'm just used to people stroking my ego and it's exciting when someone I adore tells me I'm worthless.
So probably daddy issues.
>>27251604
The fact that you exist and I'll never get a chance to meet someone like you fills me with anguish.
>>27251616
Go away that's not what people with that trait do dumbass
I just don't talk to people
>>27251611
>tripfag
Fuck off whore
>>27251630
Are you anywhere near Austin, TX?
>>27251634
I mean in the sense that it's not unusual to want something that most people would find unappealing.
>>27251669
Is 1700 miles away close enough :^)
>>27251669
I'm afraid not. I'm in the northeast.
>>27251493
There is nothing in this world that can make my vagina dryer more than BDSM porn. I know degenerates like to believe all people have the same deviant sexual preferences as them buried deep inside, but that is not the case.
>>27251511
>>27251606
Race isn't an issue for me. I like to draw and write, too.
>>27251513
What are your standards? Female?
I don't care how unwashed and unkempt he is as long as he's not fat and is willing to sit with me in my dark room reading about conspiracy theories, watching movies and listening to dark ambient but relationships would ruin my lifestyle.
>>27251604
I don't even need to see a pic to know you are an absolute qt pie, Anon.
>>27251699
>Not fat
>Not hideous
>Doesn't care if I'm not talkative
>Won't try and make do things I'm morally opposed to because they think it's fun or try and argue with me over it constantly
>must be female yes
These are my standards
>>27251462
>rats
Meh id settle midground and say ferret, love dogs but my last German Shepard was retarded so I want Siberian husky next
I live in Tenn so it's full of cowboy hat faggots thinking they're going to be the next country singer superstar
>>27251606
What vidya specifically?
>>27251675
>>27251678
A big problem with the Internet is that we can talk to people who are anywhere in the world, but we're still all so far.
>>27251707
You made me smile.
>>27251785
An excellent solution is good planning and expedient long distance travel
>>27251772
I'm trying to get more into western style rpgs, so daggerfall and arena. I like Smash Bros, and some other Nintendo stuff. I can play most genres, but I don't care much for puzzle games.
>>27251707
Its pathetic the amount of retards in here putting pussy on a pedestal they have never seen or met. This place is soc 2.0
>>27251830
I'm a student. Unfortunately, travel is out of my realm. Austin is a good place to be stuck in, though. There's gigabit speed Internet and plenty of places within biking distance.
>tfw I'll never meet a fembot because the third world shithole where I live is full of whores.
>>27251911
I'd be willing to travel :^)
>>27251937
I created a gmail account if anyone wants to talk.
[email protected]
>>27252225
I sent you a message
But not an original comment :^)
>>27251088
you described me.
I'm a male and I fit most of the standards listed here. I have a job, live by myself, and am not psychologically damaged. The worst I get is that I suppress all emotion sometimes, but that comes with dating shitty women so it's no big deal
>tfw you can never be sexually satisfied because your turn-ons are both broad and extreme
>>27252471
Then what the fuck are you doing here? You dirty normie.
>>27252675
List them then
Let's see what these special snowflake fetishes are
>>27252695
I enjoy the discussions. Suppressing emotions is a coping mechanism for depression. Being a normie implies that I'm a successful Chad and this is not so.
>>27252773
> Being a normie implies that I'm a successful Chad
No it doesn't
It implies you're a normal functional human being
>ctrl+f "glasses"
>no results
FEMALE VAPIDITY STRIKES AGAIN
>>27252814
OK let's put it this way then, I'm too robot to be a normal functioning person, and to normie to be a robot. The grey area is my home in all things and I've accepted it.
>>27250480
Honestly, this sounds perfect.
Maybe one day I'll find someone like this and I'll settle down for them - even start working full-time so they can stay at home and look after the kids. But until I meet a girl sufficiently uncorrupted by feminism I'll just continue working 6 months a year and spending the rest of my time traveling the world, hanggliding and scuba diving in new and exciting islands.
>>27252888
There's nothing wrong with glasses. I guess they're not seen as a positive or a negative here.
>>27252471
Join the club mate
>Reasonably attractive
>Six-figure salary working 6 months a year
> /fit/
>Have goals and hobbies - travel, outdoors shit, photography, volunteering, animals
>6'3''
>>27253083
Maybe everyone assumes that you'd have a gf.
>>27252888
that's some nerd shit lmao
>>27253083
Fuck off you worthless cunt
>>27252975
>settle down
I wish there were a way to have kids without raising them. Like a stay at home mom you can just visit every once in a while.
>>27253108
>Maybe everyone assumes that you'd have a gf.
That's pretty much been true since I turned 17. But I'm pretty socially awkward and since most of the girls I've slept with have been during long-term relationships I still have no idea how to chat up girls. Seriously, I've no clue what to say.
>>27253203
That could be a thing. You'd just have to pay the lady enough money to be able to stay at home.
>>27253252
How old are you now? Maybe I could give a bit of advice.
>>27253252
>since most of the girls I've slept with have been during long-term relationships
good fucking god how do you newfags even have half a sense of thinking this is a board for you
what I would give for 2008-2010 /r9k/ again
It's hard to say. I don't really know what I like until I meet someone and then I like his qualities. Usually end up falling for my friends/ ruining perfectly good friendships by dating
>>27253303
This. Normies should stick to Reddit and stop shitting our board.
>>27253319
You sound like a normie and not a 'bot' at all
>>27253253
Until she sticks with the first thundercock that strikes and you're left with custody.
Even better; you have "joint custody" and have to pay child support while being left with the kids.
>>27252888
Men are the only ones who are vain enough to care whether or not their mate wears corrective lenses.
>>27253441
>males fall in love faster than women
>males fall out of love slower than women
>males are the only ones vain enough--
Picked the wrong person to spit this argument at, whore. Reevaluate your life decisions before you make some snarky childish response. :-)
>>27250311
Someone responsible and someone who wants to live hard. I'm sick of stagnation. Sick of picking up for other people. Work with me or move aside.
>>27253467
Try sourcing that then we'll talk, moron.
>>27253475
What the fuck does this even mean? Are you one of them lady gym teachers?
>>27252888
What glasses do you wear, eeyore?
>>27253491
It should be a quick Google search, from what other anons claim. I'm not given a source to each and every bit of information I learn during a university lecture, shallow whore. ^_^
>not obese
>showers and brushes teeth regularly
>not really condescending / an elitist
>about the same level of attractiveness as me
>not a genwunner
>21+
>ok if unemployed but has some sort of ambition for SOMETHING in life
>not allergic to animals
>>27253564
Fit all of that except one trait
Guess which :3c
>>27253493
Someone who doesn't blame everyone and everything else for things going wrong. Taking responsibility. Living hard means no longer wasting what's left of your life worrying about "what if" or "there is no point". Enjoying life. If you move forward, you're bound to find change and a good story to tell later.
Stagnation is pretty much what a froglet does. Just stagnates. Sits around. I can't do that anymore.
Also, I'm sick of picking up for other losers. So yeah, work with me, or move aside.
Gym is shit, gym teachers are shit.
I'm looking for good personality, damn it.
>>27253582
So any normal functioning human being then?
>>27253523
>hurr u should just believe me because I said so
wow, so convincing
in an argumentative discussion, it's your job to provide sources to support your points if you're trying to change someone else's view. you sound like you're 14
>>27253580
genwunner?
but you also don't know what I look like
>>27253626
Nope guess again
And I don't see what that has to do with any of it
>>27253603
...It's hard to find that and someone who likes me back. I'm pretty useless. I can only attract losers because I am a loser. People who sit around in basements on the other side of the world.
>>27253636
>>27253626
Ahh neve rmind
I'm average to maybe slightly above average levels of attractiveness so idk how I compare
>>27253636
>And I don't see what that has to do with any of it
>>about the same level of attractiveness as me
just sayin
and hm, allergic to animals?
>>27253276
Mid-20s, probs not a good source of advice for anyone but I'll do my best
>>27253303
Man, I've been posting on this board since I was 17 and embarrassed myself trying to get advice on how to fuck my first gf when she was flying in to see me
>>27253650
You could always find the one ambitious one of those and take him up on it
>>27253493
It's not a girl, anon. They must be one of those newfag males who spew an answer despite who it is directed at (not that /r9k/ needs more "femanon" threads anyway.) For example: Females don't use words such as stagnation nor are they wired to "pick up after other people".
See >>27253582
>I'm looking for good personality
Should be a huge fucking neon sign that says, "I have a penis!"
Sage for indirectly responding to it and giving it attention.
>>27253660
>allergic to animals?
No, but I hate having cats because changing litter boxes. Last guess
>>27253679
oh no D:
uh.. 21+?
>>27253691
Third time's the charm I suppose
Too bad you didn't get dubs
>>27253664
I have a friend in the UK that said they'd hire me to just be their irl friend they can cuddle sometimes and I told them I wouldn't feel comfortable being paid to just exist and whore out cuddles. That's the most ambition I've seen. I think I'll just sit online and complain forever desu
>>27253729
Does he have a job or would he pay you in neetbucks?
>>27253729
>I think I'll just sit online and complain forever
Sounds like the typical empty shell of a human being, or what is known as the common whore. Doing nothing to better their situation while endlessly complaining and blaming every other sapient being for their issues.
>>27253738
He says he wants to get into translating and vidja games, so they will stop being censored or something. I don't think he'll get far because he's not a sjw and he sits inside too much. It's hard to get far without having friends in the industry, I'd think.
So I guess he's mostly joking.
>>27253759
Nah.
>these threads always get my hopes up that I might have a fembot gf someday
>then I remember that none of them live anywhere near this redneck shithole
>>27253790
He wants to make porn games uncensored in Britain?
>>27253803
Don't feel bad, Anon. Most of them are roastie whores anyway.
>>27253815
This, they all claim to be robots and lonely. But they all have been fucked multiple times and have had multiple boyfriends.
>>27250311
>6 foot exactly
>Currently studying to get into programming with the government
>Also work and will be travelling to japan next year
>Blonde
However
>Anxiety issues
>Heavy but have started losing weight
Y or N?
>>27253807
I'm not sure what games he means. He likes weeb games and I mostly see Nintendo getting censored as of late. Bravely Second and what not.
>>27253836
>non-porn games being censored in bongistan
Always makes me smile to see how fucked they are.
And what are you doing to improve yourself femanon?
>>27253803
People tell themselves that they don't care for looks but when it's moment of truth, it's all about the face.
My point is, high chance there's a good reason these girls ended up here and even higher chance men like us will be rejected on the spot by them
>>27253860
Honestly? Moving 2000 miles away and hoping to force myself to swim. Swim or drown. idk Doing that in less than a month.
>>27253861
Isn't that subjective though? Like some people think I'm cuteand so do Iin terms of facial features but others think I'm not great.
>>27253889
You're moving to another country?
And just winging it? Do you have anything to stand on?
>>27253582
This is the definition of tryharding + projection.
>>27253910
I live in the USA and it's a big fucking continent to move across. It'll be like another country though. There is no way I could do it truly alone, I think... I have some Internet friends there and they told me I should just do it because they know my situation is dismal. Shit has been pretty rough out here and I need to just change it all. I can't even talk online to people much anymore. I just feel sick.
All those years online did help, Mom!! ha... ha...
Just a couple months of Walmart wages and a whole lot of determination to not be a fuck up anymore.
>>27253607
>"argumentative discussion"
>change someone else's view
god stop
>>27253955
desu you sound like internet friend I have who's female minus the part about you having a job
What's wrong with your particular situation fembot
>>27253861
Well...I've had three of them offer to take my virginity, so I think i'm doing alright in the looks department. But, they're always too far away.
I talked with one that was "only" a few hundred miles away but I didn't even have a drivers license at the time.
>>27251604
bullshit, there is a limit wich a women can handle of male bitching before she starts to show red flag signs.
You won't be able to handle someone who lurks here without imploding
>>27253980
I got a job at Walmart at the end of last year because I was sick of being broke. I missed food and having a little freedom. So I'm a slight upgrade... I guess...
Man, I couldn't even go into it here without feeling embarrassed... It's such a distinctly specific description that anyone who knows me would know it was me here... And I know people who frequent this board... I've probably already said too much here, honest. It's just fucked, dude... People are dying and have died and there is abuse and this job fucking blows... It's driving me insane... I can't even drink anymore because I just end up bawling...
>>27251918
>"fembots" in our thirdworld shit holes are leftwing or weird fatchicks
these are all reasonable standards. Why is it so hard to find girls like these or are all the "fembots" lying pieces of shit.
>>27254032
Postcontact
I want to hear more
>>27253969
I'm sorry, calling someone else a shallow whore adds so much to your credibility, I can't imagine why normies don't bow down to your great intellect
>>27251157
I laughed a lot at this post anon, just wanted you to know that
>>27254064
...I never really intended to even go on about this. It just kind of came out... There's no point in sharing either... I won't even tell url friends nowadays... They don't understand it... shit
>>27254152
You laughed for three hours before replying to it?
>>27254157
Maybe, but I'd like to hear more.
Email me [email protected]
>>27251270
>not manipulative, hateful or childish
>unassuming
Aw shucks matie, you sure about these two? :%(%%P%(GT$#)$)_G
>>27254032
Damn well if you are interested in student Who is also a veteran going to college that works night shift security and watches anime and goes to the gym on his free time
>>27251611
Im all that except no house and no military.
I see no reason set myself to a location aslong as I have no family but since youre a whore i pass.
>>27254206
Do you watch shit tier anime?
>>27254032
There are many cute girls who work at walmart. You undoubtedly get hit on many times on a daily basis by nature of the average population who visits such a place and the sheer traffic therefore you could quell your loneliness among other things yet you visit the board to shitpost and complain about how "bad" your life is.
Goddamn do I hate what this fucking board has become but it is always an eternal reminder of how fundamentally illogical the entire female gender is. What a fucking joke your lot is across the entire board.
>>27251611
I was in the military does that count?
>>27254234
What do you define as shit tier?
My favorites are samurai champloo yu yu hakusho and hajime no ippo
I am currently watching gate and gintama
>>27254238
>robots talking about logic
Male here, my standards for women
>loves me
>Decent looking (if she pass my minimun then, after that point, my boners are directly related to how much commited im to her and the relationship)
>Clingy, warm person
>A good and nice person in general
>Intelligent
>Not rude, doesn't make fun of me because she is "bored"
>Not "Bored" all the time ( huge red flag)
>it's not Fat
>Has or had a long time JOB and/or understands the value of money and that money equals to time and effort
>If she has a strong relationship with parents or family, one of them MUST be cool or like me
>Don't care about sexual experience, but must want to fuck me and try different things, she must care deeply about this subject
>She knows or is willing to know how to protect her from pregnancy, doesn't freak out for the most meaningless shit
>True, never cheated and never will
>Understand the jew and won't force me to pay overpriced meals
>Enjoys being comfy at home aka low maintenance
>Doesn't have some weird shit going on for food, like vegetarianism or something like that.
>It's not lefty
>It's not a special snowflake ( im antisocial xd lol )
>it's not rich or super poor ( i must be able to relate with her enviroment)
>No male friends, i can accept some fag guy friend/s.
>Has at least one TRUE female friend, ONE, at least.
>Doesn't go clubbing, if she likes to go out with her SMALL group of friends one night to a bar or a house to have some harmless fun once in a while then "it's ok bby have fun :^)"
>>27254058
It's not easy to find robots at places like bars or parties.
>>27254238
I'm sorry, but from what I've seen, Walmart is probably the worst pool of autistic old women and body sweat smelling college kids I've ever seen. If you hit on anything there, you're asking to catch Athlete's foot on your cock/vag. n-no thx They hire literally anything that can move there. That's how I got the job.
-\_(:^})_/- am a fem, gib attensh pls
>>27254261
I guess that isn't too bad. I actually like watching really cringey anime nowadays because cringe is just my mode as of late. God, I hate Angel Beats and School Days. I like spo0kee anime though, like Lain. Got tired of tropes.
>>27254321
>repeatedly refers to his potential mate as "it"
are you talking about human women?
>>27250480
>there are men in this thread RIGHT NOW who are brainwashed and thirsty enough to think that having a "house wife" isn't complete grovelling servitude in which you work for the rest of your life while she sits on her arse at home providing zero financial contribution while you achieve some fake self gratification for a year or two until it wears off and you're left wondering where it all went so wrong
>>27254356
I watched school days with my military buddies in the barracks 10 of us crammed in small room drunk as hell glued to this trainwreck of a story
Shit was comfy
How old are you?
>>27253662
Sorry I'm replying so late. What do you do?
>>27254321
>doesn't freak out for the most meaningless shit
Filthy disease carrier detected
>I actually like watching really cringey anime
Not the guy you're talking to (or a guy) but we should watch low production 80s anime together. I've always wanted a femanon bff.
Woops
>>27254575
was meant for
>>27254356
oregeno
>>27254403
Robot women
>>27254541
>be in relationship once
>Condom stuck inside
>spends the next 6 hours crying
>i wasn't even hard
>>27254613
If it was her first time, that response is a little understandable if you believe 6 hours is exaggerated, which I do
>>27254483
It's like watching a car wreck. The vn is better. Dear god, so much shitty shit. Also, I'm like 12.
>>27254681
She was really obsesive about this subject. she wasn't virgin and had a 1 year and a half relationship before me.
I was a virgin actually
>>27254734
Walmart does not hire Preteens to my knowledge also pics plz
>>27254865
Why does it always come to this
you're just asking for someone to sperg on me
>>27254995
If thats you i have to say i like your hair bangs
But you are pretty qt tbqh familia
>>27255026
I await the sperging
I'm gonna dump photos of my pets here now.
This is Freg. He's a clown tree frog.
>>27255095
A pretty good boy.
Maybe a good girl. I cant tell.
I'm making him a really nice tank soon.
>>27255060
My bad.. So do you like dags?
>>27255095
>3. You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: off-topic replies
>10. No spamming or flooding of any kind.
>>27255100
This is Ari, my crested gecko.
Once she's an adult I'm getting a few more.
>>27255117
She's an orange monotone dalmatian.
Very sweet animal.
>>27255116
Kill yourself thirstposter
>>27255137
Seems to enjoy climbing me like some kind of animate tree
>>27255151
Also enjoys bananas, crickets and branches
>>27255160
This is my python, Noodle
He's a big moron, but he's my big moron
>>27251270
>would never have a one night stand
What about past one-night stands, but they no longer do the pump-and-dump?
>>27255176
He's a good boy though
He's never bitten anyone, and never hisses at me
>>27255177
You're human filth
>>27250311Tall russian who always looks mean and barely ever speaks, Ideally when he speaks he has a strong accent.
Bare minimum is just be thin and taller than me.
>>27255189
He's such a big dork
>>27255198
And he's a convict
>>27255196
Height and location? I might fit your minimum
>>27254167
that's a woman for you
>>27255204
He's shedding right now though, so his colors are dull
>>27250480
>What I will tolerate in exchange
>I'll be the fucking housewife
But that's something he does for you. It's also something you wanted.
>includes cooking,laundry,cleaning, ect
Oh man you don't think I could afford a maid when I can support a housewife? Cooking is for me. Don't take that away from me. (you can practice of course but I'd like to be able to cook)
>I rub feet, I like men's feet
That's nice but that's like tops twice a month I'd like that
>I can handle a good amount of yelling or anger, just no hitting or jerking me around. I have been shoved to the ground, that's the max I can take.
Ok so this means I don't like you.
>I give sex on demand
That's nice hypothetically. But really if I don't care for you then why would I have sex with you? If I care for you why would I not want to have a mutual experience?
>willing to anything in bed,but not good with anal.
Given your limits is hitting in other situations the only odd things hat comes to mind right now is stuff like furry (who wouldn't be able to deal with that really) and scat. (want neither)
>I'll still do anal, I just fucking hate it.
Ok? So why would I do that with you. If I care for you.
>I have never cheated/would never, I'd like the same..
Sure.
>I think that's resonable.
Yeah of course you think that. Because you're missing the thing that actually grants you the possibility of even considering this. Your babymaker. There's no way I could say the same as a man and ever expect that to happen. But among women this happens all the time. Even without the actual self sacrifice parts.
It's also an extremely cynical view of relationships. I'd never want to be with someone like that.
Worst part is that you're missing anything that would indicate affection. You don't kiss him and hug him when he comes home. It's probably what I'd like the most in all of this aside from just sleeping in the same bed. Those things are so underrated it's silly.
Maybe I'm demanding a lot.
>>27255217
He's occasionally known to fucking destroy rats
>>27255232
Look at this perfect fucking coil
>>27255225
Maybe you're just a worthless faggot
>>27255260
>maybe you're a worthless faggot
Fair pointdidn't even read did you. Have a (you). No problem.
>>27255260
Dumping my plants now
This is Jose, my cactus
>>27255323
You're begging for the attention of a 5 hour old post
>>27255225
You make the mistake of thinking she actually cares about what you think when she has 10 other orbiters who think her idea of a relationship is perfect.
>>27255355
>mistake
I'm arguing the hypothetical woman. The tl;dr of my post is 'I'd never take a housewife I don't love'.
>>27255338
>begging for attention
No. Not really. I don't consider less than 8 hours to be unreasonable to get a reply to. Happens all the time.
And my message wasn't really put forward because of the retards as >>27255355 rightly say. Retarded orbiters.
>ideal
The kooky entrepreneur that NEET shitposters pretend to be, eschews the nine to five to make the cool shit he cares about happen.
Can take and dole out the bantz, generally engages my constant childish bullshit.
A creative collaborator, who can take the loose meat of my constant babbling and my fruitless frustrated energy and set us on a path towards glory.
Titties/hips big enough for me to play with, but small enough to appear like normal male when clothed in public.
Sexual submissive and masochist who is energetic in role and well-humored on topic of sex. Willing to engage in intercourse regularly
Behaves poorly in public to amuse me and antagonize others.
>bare bones
Basic empathy, reasoning, all that mental facilities jazz
Doesn't resent me for my ugliness, stupidity, and whatnot. Not looking to upgrade.
Safe to be around
Independent from my resources, such as cash, transportation, or living arrangements
Conversational
Relatively inoffensive to senses
>>27255215
6'3
Australia
qqqqq
>>27251088
E U R O P E
U
R
A
P
E
>>27255592
W-Would you change the height restriction for me :3
>>27255471
>tfw muscular guy with mild gyno
Would you play with my meaty man tits?
>>27255623
Sorry anon...
Hope you understand <3
>>27255733
I don't ;_;
Manlets don't learn
>>27250311
fembots need to get the fuck off this board this board was our only refuge to get away from you parasites
>>27250480
What about the penis size ?
>>27253829
>this
Are you describing yourself? What would you study to 'get into programming with the government'? IT-sec?
>>27251611
How deep is your g spot ?
>>27250311
>tfw someone uses your OC pepe
robo pls go
>>27250311
What I want
>someone who looks like a rather shy guy, but will take the absolute lead in bed
>he should we well mannered
>at least have a cute face
>he should NOT be muscular or anything, but also not chubby or fat
>my ideal bf, would be more active then I am, so I won' get to laze around that much or: I have to animate him to be more active (I think it's nice if we help each other out in that case)
>I want someone who has only me as friend, but is on good terms with others
>he should be a sadist (not the extreme way)
>he should be cheerful, but also a quiet person or: If he is talkative he has to be pretty patient (I take my time with opening up)
>should like to cuddle or to kiss (not in public though, thats disgusting)
>he shouldn't treat me like a princess, he should only spoil me if I behave like a good girl
>no matter what, he should have a kind heart
>should enjoy bj's as much as I like to give them
>and lurking on 4chan would be cool, since I'd like to have someone to talk about things we saw, red or discussed
My exchange
>I'll tolerate if he doesn't watch or read anime or manga ;_;
>I'd be the one who cooks
>I'll like him and find him attractive
>I would put him first
>I would be up for sex anytime
>>27256749
I accept your offer
>>27255658
>muscular guy with mild gyno
literally my fetish
>>27256766
>nice dubs
where are you from?
>>27256792
East coast usa tbqhwy
>>27256783
Are you this fembot? >>27255471
>>27256808
>>27256792
too far away anon?
>>27256824
no sorry just a meaty chest enthusiast passing through
>>27256930
Cool to see that theirs at least a few people out their that are ok with gyno.
>>27256909
I guess. Germany here.
>>27256977
You can always come here where there's no rapefugees femanon
>>27256977
I'd be willing to give an ldr a shot tbqh
>>27257094
Really? I don't have much against ldr. I mean, it sucks if one partner moves, but if it's like this from the beginning I don't think there is a problem.
How old btw?
>>27257146
>How old btw?
19. 20 in a couple months
You?
>>27257154
kek, kidding me?
19 and 2 month to go till birthday.
