Who here 25+?
>be 25 going to be 26 in 2 months
>never had a steady job
>No degree
>no friends
>stuck in a rut of getting up and looking at chans
>seems impossible to leave the rut, feels like it's too late to try
>seems impossible to leave the rut, feels like it's too late to try
I have people in their 30's in my class with no prior higher education and they are doing just fine.
>26
>almost zero friends
>mild clinical depression (12 years and going)
>getting my 'masters' degree this summer
>~$45k in the bank, no debt
>no prior experience in my field, will probably have a real hard time getting a job that I want
>have basically lived like a hermit for a long time now
>things have started to change a bit though
>hoping this is the year I finally make it
U sound like me dude only I'm morbidly obese
>>27172474
Yeah, I've got some people who are 30+ in my classes too. They always have more work ethic than others.
>>27172449
> be 29
>lost years of my life to drugs and depression, live robot life of no friends and string of shitty entry-level jobs
> left school @ 17 with no qualifications so go on access course at local college, fucking smash it as it was easy af
> go to uni on other side of country, meet new people, get some semblance of an actual life
if i can manage it, so can you anon
I'll be 26 on April 14th, what about you?
>another year until I can finish my BS in Electrical Engineering
>tutor regularly
>only friends are spergs
>only passing classes because they are terribly dumbed down grade-wise and are pretty easy this semester
>took three years and a summer for my AS, BS is taking normal time
>I should have a car soon, which will probably instantly elevate my status to "fuckable"
>if I can get a summer internship/job, women will probably be throwing themselves at me for my money
It's ridiculous how shallow people are.
>26
>have a degree
>lots of debt
>no job atm
>having twins soon
>will have to settle for any job in a couple months
>job market is dreary as fuck in this state
>still don't want to leave though
>>27173040
>probably
>maybe
>probably
How are you 26 and still doing this shit?
>>27172449
26 here.
>Currently living and working in Japan
>From Denmark
>Master's degree
>Friends
>Introvert
>Dislike teaching kids, but whattaya gonna do
>Will get PhD or die trying
>Scared of mediocrity
33 here
Life is steadily getting worse
You have no age. You are not trapped in shit. Free yourself from the prison that is your mind. Just go fucking do whatever you want to. Just try man, goddamn.
>25
>no degree
>student debt
>best job I've had in years, finally decent money
>have lived out on my own since 2010
>now renting the entire upstairs of my father's house because no money until recently
>plan to join the military
>can't yet because eyes are fucked up
>otherwise cleared physical yesterday
>eyes can be fixed, once I get past a $5k insurance deductible paywall plus whatever the cost is, because fuck Obamacare
>ugly, resemble the Jew despite not being one
>no gf, ever
It's a mixed bag.
>>27173073
Have you considered you might be too stupid to understand and communicate with others and that is why you are here?
i'm going to be 28 in a few weeks
please kill me
>>27172449
>>No degree
Try thinking for yourself for once?
Having or not having a degree does not matter.
im 18 and i guarantee ive got it worse than all of you
age isnt relevant
>>27173182
this is my new wallpaper thanks
>>27173182
Why join the military when you have a great job? What job is it?
>>27172986
lmfao senpai im orignial this is orginal pls dont mute
>>27173248
It just sounds retarded to say "I'll prob get pussy cuz of my car" "I'll prob get pussy cuz of a summer job" like wtf nigger is this high school?
>28
>never had a job
>dropped out of school
>might be bipolar
>been NEETing it up for nearly a year
>people losing hope in me
>really fat, love life is nonexistent. Got btfo by a pretty cool girl recently
>starting to have random pains all over my body
>never take good shits
Gun in the mouth seems like a better idea every day.
>>7737526
>be NEEt
>go to bed at 18h00
>try to meditate in my bed for one hour
> fall asleep at 18h30
>wake up at 00h30
>get a night boner
>wank a bit in my bed until I am tired again
>fall asleep
>wake up at 3h30
>get up and full wank or try to meditate in my bed but fail
>breakfast at 04h00
>watch series and 4chan until 18h00
I have been doing this for 5 years
>>27173321
what makes you think or realize that you're biploar
im just interested because i know someone who is and they refuse or never notice that the way they're acting is unusual
30 here, with bachelors, phd and pretty lucrative aero engineering job. I used to come here way back in the early days when things were brutal, but I made it through. You can too.
Always hope. Go robo.
>>27173124
How is it in Japan? Hows the pay, also you got jap friends?
>>27173362
>How is it in Japan?
Depends on what you mean. In many, many ways it's a nice country, but their work culture is fucked. It's not an anime, but I don't watch anime anyway.
The pay is fine. Can easily save up money on a normal salary. Tinder is big in Japan, so meeting girls is fairly easy. I don't speak Japanese well, so getting "real" Japanese friends is more challenging. I have only been here a couple of months at this point though.
>>27173358
How did you get the phd? Paid yourself?
>>27173040
>I should have a car soon, which will probably instantly elevate my status to "fuckable"
How come so many low-tier girls find a car so alluring?
I was registered on this online site and every single teen keeps asking if you have a driver's license and a car. The minute I put into my profile I had both I started getting a lot of messages from these girls.
I mean, I live in Stockholm where getting around using public transportation is extremely convenient. I don't get it.
>>27173356
Mostly major outlook swings over longer periods of time. I can go from being euphorically optimistic about life to not wanting to do anything but sulk in bed for weeks. It's one of the reasons why I struggled with colleged. I'd just suddenly have no energy to do anything and feel nothing but crushing dispair. Then after a while, things seem okay and I go back to being optimistic and trying to "get my shit together". It's a cycle that keeps playing out over and over.
>>27173383
Thanks, didnt think it was like anime, i dont watch it either. You teach english or?
26.
I've got a job where I spend about 2 hours doing actual "work" and 4 hours playing dark souls in a corner where no one can find me.
Life is alright, but kind of pointless.
>>27173413
Many people here just told me "It's not like an anime, faggot", and I never even understood what that means.
I teach English, yes. I think most foreigners who work here are English teachers.
>>27172449
28
almost hit my aim of 20k savings (can't add pound sign hiro!)
lonely but content
>>27173427
By "here" I meant 4chan btw
>>27173383
You get government/uni/industry to pay you to do it. Depends a bit on country and subject area, but do decently enough in your undergrad and you should be able to find a uni to fund you.
>>27173427
Good to hear youre enjoying it there. Have a nice day anon
>>27173283
>Having or not having a degree does not matter.
Of course it does.
>>27173444
I'm a humanities guy. I got the highest possible grade on my Master's thesis, but getting a PhD is ridiculously impossible. All I want is that PhD goal, and three years of high level work. I am sick of teaching English to children.
>>27173451
You too, friend.
>>27173383
A girl I used to study with at the university moved to Japan like a couple years ago. Don't think she's doing all that well though, considering her Facebook posts.
You should find her and fuck her.
>>27173512
It's easy to become depressed in Japan. Maybe your suggestion is legit.
>>27173495
Just shop around, find someone who works on what you want to work on and ask them about funding options. There's no rush.
>>27173395
A car means $$$, and inherently means you can drive her to see stupid shit.
>oh anon lets go to xyz event in some other place
>let's go to some normie concert
>let's go on vacation
>let's go to the bar :^)
Of course she won't contribute anything, that's a man's job, it's 2016, man up, etc.
>>27173559
How old were you when you got the phd? I wanted it before 30 so bad, but that is likely impossible now. I feel like everything that's not the phd is a waste of time. I envy you.
>Turning 26 this year
>Just walked out on the job I've had for the past 2 years
>Head cook at a restaurant
>Couldnt keep doing it (shitty wage, and the stress of it was making my depression/anxiety/insomnia worse)
>my friend who runs a pizza place on the other side of town offered me work this week for $18/hr. Super easy work
>gonna go hang out with my friend and make pizza while save money for the language school in Japan I'm going to next year.
>things have been a lot worse
>>27173543
It's totally legit, bro.
I think she even did some commercial there, if I read the post right.
>>27173580
>let's go to the bar :^)
Great fun going to a bar and not being able to drink yourself, can't believe how stupid they are and how desperate they think some of us are.
Then again, it does seem like they have an endless supply of beta-orbiters around them willing to do this shit.
>26, turning 27 in july
>havent had a job since i was 18
>NEET
>trying to maybe start school this autumn but i have shit grades so i have to do a good SATs
>doubt that will ever happen
>probably gonna have to kill myself
>27
>no job
>no friends
>tfw no gf
>still at uni, final year. good grades.
>fapping to jav porn and hardcore gay porn
>cry after fapping
>zoloft + xanax
>weed
>depression
>no way out
>3 attempts at an hero
>car crash, od on pills and alcohol and jump off a building
>no severe injuries
>tfw can't even kill my self proper
>underachieving sperg
kill me please
>try to work
>still depressed as fuck
>>27173596
Are you planning on getting your PhD in Japan or in Denmark? I am from America but am trying to get my PhD in Japan, so I may be able to give you some tips on American or Japanese PhD funding. Also, I am in chemistry, not humanities.
>>27173608
>language school in Japan
Don't, you fucking moron. Just don't.
>>27173677
Japan is just an experience. I'd prefer to get the PhD in Denmark, but I am open to any country really. America could be an option.
The problem is my major. There's just no funding. You guys have majors where private firms have an interest in investing money into PhDs. That just doesn't really happen in my world unfortunately. Best case scenario is that some rich companies/whatever decide to sponsor a few PhD, as happened recently at my university.
Tips would still be welcome though!
>26 in May
>still trying to get my Bachelors in History. I started at 18 right after high school and dropped out twice to neet. Last semester of classes though
>shitty gpa
>never worked a day in my life
>parents paid for school so I'm wasting their money when I know I'll never use my degree.
>parents and grandma fell for the college meme that said that any degree meant companies throw jobs at you. Utterly dismayed I don't have a job lined up by now.
>never had a friend
>KHV
>can barely speak in public, stutter and trip over my words.
kill me
>>27172449
>30 in 3 months
>wagie at a job that's okay but bland
>had a partner but not anymore feel okay but bland
>can't bother going outside
>can't see a solution except wage then die
>developing alcohol habit
>everyone gets married or pregnant left and right
I have a story:
>kid at uni
>he's passing his classes on time and shit
>it's Japanese History or Japanese culture
>he came up from Ohio to a western NY college to study this shit
>LITERALLY no scholarshops
>will be $120k in debt
>guy is a sperg and weeb
Fucking weebs
lol I'm 18 and if I am still a virgin loser on here in 7 years then I fully plan on killing myself before I become one of those creepy old men that try to hang out with kids like those weird guys at my local tabletop gaming store.
>>27173870
You wont. I thought the same thing but I am one of them now, its not that bad.
>>27173857
people will do anything to get out of Ohio.
>>27173885
>>27173870
>my only two friends are sperglords and they hang out with the local gamekids
They like playing tourneys and stuff. Same shit they did in high school.
>turning 29 next month
>never went to college
>never had a legit job
>only jobs i have had were bullshit teenage stuff and jobs i got from family members where they used me like a nigger and paid me less than minimum wage
>wouldn't even know what to put on a resume because i have no experience in anything
>only way i make money is by playing guitar in a shitty cover band, i hate the music, but i make money, so whatever
>was a heroin addict throughout my 20s, clean now
i guess i should be glad i'm not in debt like so many other people.
i overdosed on heroin at some point when i was a junkie. basically died. every day i wish they didn't give me narcan and just left me there.
>>27172449
>26 years old
>NEET of five years
>dropped out of high school because of anxiety issues
>got GED a few years later
>took online classes at the local community college in early 20's
>dropped out when I had to actually attend classes because muh anxiety
>on klonopin and Lexapro
>never had a gf, or even a friend because my family moved around a lot when I was a kid
>vidya and anime are losing their appeal
>staying up later and later and sleeping in later as well
>mom and dad stopped asking me if I'm putting in job applications a while ago
>couldn't even hold down a job at Walmart at this point anyways
I suck.
>25
>khv
>work a bullshit highschooler job with a bunch of kids and a 20 year old that is way farther in life than me
>never even get to meet girls
>non existent social skills
>>27173870
I got myself a hooker when I turned 18, cost me ~250-300 euro. Sex lasted about 50 minutes, got rid of my virginity and made me more confident with women that day.
Worth every penny!
>>27173702
While I was getting my Latin Language minor, the Classics/Latin majors were obsessed with getting publications. Apparently, humanities funding runs far thinner than chemistry funding, which is what is paying my fellow Biochemistry majors' graduate programs. So, to get a professor capable of getting funding to funnel his sparse humanities funding into your education you need to really stand out: getting publications seems like a foolproof way to do this.
Also, I had a visiting assistant professor in the Japanese department. At the "Japanese table," we talked about his graduate (PhD) education. Apparently, he did a few years in Japan on the MEXT scholarship. Apparently, you can do an entire chemistry degree on MEXT, but, if you "stand out," you can still get a few years of funding in the latter part of your PhD.
That's about it for the relevant stuff, good luck!
>>27173960
Lexapro is like the worst SSRI. Literally the only people I know on it are lazy fucks that are completely apathetic to their shitty lifestyle. For like 10 years this obese manchild friend of mine was on it, and only after getting him off it has he started to try and make some improvement in his life.
>28 (29 in 2 months)
>lived with anxiety & dperession for over half my life
>dropped out of high school
>dropped out of college
>only ever had 1 job
>can't drive
>no savings
>no pension
>stay at home hikki
>no ambitions
>no dreams
>consume entertainment media all day to distract myself from how hopeless life is
>avoidance is my primary coping strategy
>dont know any other way to live
I'm so tired...
I'm turning 25 tomorrow, robots.
>>27174136
Are you having a big birthday party? Did you invite all your friends to come over? What kind of cake are you getting?
>>27174229
>Are you having a big birthday party?
Nope, I have no idea how to host parties and I've never been one to celebrate myself
>Did you invite all your friends to come over?
>friends
I have no friends beside my coworkers. They're all working tomorrow and all get off at random times.
>What kind of cake are you getting?
No
>>27173727
Teach or apply for government culture/rec jobs. Your options are gonna suckso do mine
>>27173870
>he actually thinks he's NOT here forever
Time flies kid, and nothing really changes.
Right after I turned 23 I was feeling this way. So I forced myself out of my comfort zone and started socialize more, even if it was awkward as hell and I felt like dying afterward I was going to change myself.
Bout to be 33, should have killed myself ten years ago.
>>27172734
I enjoy your happy Fox, I wish the best for your future anon
> tfw applying for disability soon
Feels bad man, really not looking forward to going through this whole process. Specially when it gets denied then really have no options left.
>>27174104
Damn that's pretty sad. How long do you think you can keep this up?
>>27174679
No idea desu. Even if I magically somehow got my life back on track, got my own place, job, car & friends I'd be what..pushing 35?
There would be literally noone left to date that wasn't a single mum or used up stacy
>>27174616
How did that turn out? How has your life changed?
>>27174718
That's lame. If you truly got your shit together by 35 (meaning you also take care of yourself and look decent), you could still be bedding 20 year olds. A lot of them prefer older guys with his shit together.
>>27174774
>bedding 20 year olds
lol no
>>27174030
Lexapro makes you content with where you are, which is preferable to wanting to loll yourself every day. It doesn't turn you into a zombie like Zoloft though. That's a plus.
>>27174718
In the least harsh way, so what? 35 is pretty young these days - people are rarely getting houses before 35, even 40. If you dwell on the age, you'll just get older and older without accomplishing anything. I'm only a few years younger than you, and I know it'll be several years before my life is "in the green" but as long as I can exercise my independence and have a good career going in the meantime, that's something I can be happy about. As for women, yeah, the ship will have sailed on most of them but you can't rule out late 20s career women. Just try to have a better career than them and you're fine (nurses are probably a good example, career women that aren't making too much money)
>mom says to get a job so I'll stop being so depressed
>get a job
>doesn't do fucking shit
The greatest comfort for me is that eventually we will all die.
>>27174826
I don't think 35 is young at all.
At 28 I've already wasted literally over 1/3rd of my entire life. I'm basically 10+ years behind and I'd have to go back and re-do them at twice the speed to catch up to where I 'should' be for someone my age.
I have no job prospects. I have an 8 year employment gap on my CV. I have no higher education and couldn't get into a university if I wanted to. (and even if I did, I'd then be in debt with a degree that still wouldn't let me find employment)
I've lived so long like this that I don't know any other way. I've tried getting help multiple times but it never works out. I live in a town where the only thing to look forward to is die from alcohol & drug abuse before you're 40.
I need to get out but I can't without a job..and I can't get a job without getting out :|
>>27174933
Go to a CC. They're usually less than half the cost of a Uni. I was living at home with my parents, and my AS cost $0 although it took me three years and a summer. I literally got back something like $750-$1k each semester, and all I had was Tap and Pell grants.
>tfw your mom is banging a guy who has no job and no intentions of getting a job and she buys booze to feed his alcoholism and literally lost the family business because she was spending so much fucking money on stupid shit he wanted and now the entire family is fucked and he's only seven years older than you so its like having an older brother that also happens to fuck your mom while you watch him literally ruin your entire families life because your mom cant be single
>>27174718
>>27174774
>making a piece of meat your purpose of life
>thinking it will make things better
that's why you you never be happy.
seek the kingdom of God instead.
>>27172449
>26
>no degree
>was 4 years harcore hiki
>zoloft, xanax 6 years and counting
>locked in mental wards several times (hiki phase)
>stopped taking antipsychotics 2 years ago on my own (best decision ever)
>all my siblings left home and have kids
>mommas boy with his faproom battlestation comfort zone
>underachieving job with minimal social interaction when I surf surf internet most of the time
>2 old beater cars
>1 46yo cougar fuckbuddy
>savings keep piling up as I have almost no expenses
>accepted my sperg nature
>embraced my insane robot like mind
>>27173739
>"everyone gets married or pregnant left and right"
>he literally wants to sign his own enslavement contract
the brainwashed majority if always the dumbest. good goy.
I'm graduating with my bachelor's degree in a few months, at age 30. I suspect the "college doesn't matter" meme is more accurate at my age than if I were younger. I'll know soon enough.
>>27172449
Get on my level.
>35+
>>27172734
h-how did you get that much money?
>>27174757
I have real friends, a part time job, and the most important part of all is I don't feel like a piece of shit and don't hate myself anymore. Sure its only been a little over a year since I started and I've yet to move out but I'm definitely miles head of where i was when I started. and those first 2 months were horrible were nothing I did felt like it made a difference but when I actually stated having confidence in myself again I didn't care anymore of "how little changed" I was actually happy for the first time in god knows how long so I knew I was making progress.
>25, soon to be 26
>part time job
>own a car
>no gf but have had some in the past
>BS in Sociology (lol, I know)
>have some ok friends
>masturbate to fart and scat porn daily
>keep seeing friends have stable long term relationships and start families
>i still live at home
>>27173321
>really fat
>starting to have random pains all over my body
mite be dat dere diabetes. go see a doctor and run some blood tests and remember i love u
9 years of NEEThood.
I'm 25 years old and I've been on 4chan since ~2007.
Not sure why I haven't killed myself yet.
>25
>doing a PhD
>good pay, hate my subject, hate my supervisor
>feel like I'm going down a dead end where there will be no prospects for a further career
>too scared to quit
>no gf
>had a sudden streak of success with women in college
>could have had a solid relationship with a 7/10
>but I let her go
>sitting alone in my flat swiping on Tinder
>"this is the future you chose"
>go on dates once in while, never feel a connection
>few good friends
>often feel alone
>I threw away the prime of my life, am throwing away what's left of it now
>will it ever change?
Anons over 27, do you recognize the beginning decay of your generation's women? Are you still attracted to same-ages women or do you already prefer the younger ones?
>>27174951
what are the weirdos like yo?
Also what are you doing here? You sound pretty normal
>>27176354
The wall is 100% real. Women around 30 look like shit, wrinkles and fat from partying their 20's away.
>26
>soon to have English Degree
>No idea what writing jobs are out there
>probably going to get forced into being a Corp Number drone
>will be unhappy and lonely til I die
>>27176354
No, younger girls are much, much more fucked up.
>>27173608
>my friend who runs a pizza place on the other side of town offered me work this week for $18/hr. Super easy work
>gonna go hang out with my friend and make pizza while save money for the language school in Japan I'm going to next year
sounds really comfy
>>27173870
>if I am still a virgin loser on here in 7 years then I fully plan on killing myself
you're in for a treat. That's what I thought, I'm 28 and nothing has changed. You better go to school and make friends. Don't go on /pol/, the red pill is a burden.
>25
>live with parents rent free
>have my own car
>college degree in television field
>film school after that
>waited tables for two years until getting an entry level job
>stayed with that job for 18 months
>got a better job after that
>company goes nuclear a month after I get hired
>got another job that I start in two weeks
>trying to find an apartment but application keeps getting denied because of my bad credit
I really just want to move out.
>>27178123
that's a nice house. Just save up some money while you live with your parents, buy food and things like that so they won't get mad.
>>27172449
Here's some advice buddy
Stop feeling sorry for yourself and just do it already. Just do the thing that first comes to mind, I don't care what it is.
I turn 25 in May.
How hard is to catch up in life after 25? I'm a NEET uni dropout who has never had a job, a girlfriend and has few prospects in life.
>>27178266
Thanks man I save pretty much everything already. I try to have as little expenses as possible. I would buy my own food but my dad really loves to try new recipes and I'm literally the only one in the house who eats his cooking. I mainly want to move because it feels really shameful to tell people my age I still live with my parents. Then again I have virtually no friends so this isn't really an issue.
>>27173321
Like you bro but without being fat and i've been neet since 14.
Look. I've figured it all out;
Life just doesn't work for some people.
>>27178304
This actually makes sense
>25
>Realized I was wasting my life by posting on 4chan and smoking weed all the time
>Stop both
>Read into self discipline and goal setting techniques.
>Get better looking clothes
>Get a hair cut
>Managed to find a new job that pays much more
>Managed to get my license on my first try
>Found a car I can buy soon
>>27176354
I find that women that are a bit older and not burdened down with kids and exes are the quiter ones that I'd have overlooked before, because no makeup, quiet clothes, introverted, not like those that draw a lot of attention to themselves, and I seem to like them more as I grow older. They also haven't partied themselves to death, those that did look horrid though. For those the wall is real.
Younger girls scare me though, they're way more fucked up than the nice 27 year olds.
>>27176354
I've noticed a decay post-21 honestly. Happens with the men too. Most of the guys who were total dicks to me in high school are now baldies and that gives me great pride. Even better when some of the guys who were dicks to me became heroin addicts. That's the greatest revenge I can ask for.
>>27178335
Plenty of those in uni. You'll do fine, just don't give up and become like some of the most pathetic losers on this board.
2 more months til I'm over this particular hill. Do I have enough time to turn it all around?
>>27178560
>Do I have enough time to turn it all around?
people switch careers in their 40s. YES !
>>27178437
You're on your way, bruh!
Keep at it.
>>27178502
>Even better when some of the guys who were dicks to me became heroin addicts. That's the greatest revenge I can ask for.
The best revenge is to actually succeed yourself, not live off the misery of others.
>tfw used to be quite lonely and picked on at school
>only had two friends
>all of us pretty nerdy and not popular with girls
>one of them got a psychosis due to drugs and developed schizophrenia
>the other one is soon an engineer
>I've got my masters degree in bus. admin/finance soon
>~50k in the bank, no debt
>got my shit together and started dating after some long term relationships after college
>have 2 dates lined up soon, been on 5 this year (pic related)
>we went to school reunion (not official one, just one that a girl from class hosted at a beach)
>they're all complete losers
>either NEETs or working as cashiers at our equivalent to Walmart
>some become pregnant at 18-19, now single mothers kek
>two are in prison
Feels fucking good, man.
>>27173671
>
are you me
I am 26 and have tried to kill myself three times
the last time I ended up in a mental hospital for 32 days. Thats the only thing keeping me from trying again.
>>27178679
Yeah yeah best revenge is to live well but can't I do both? It feels so good when someone on Facebook who was a dick to me for years posts a status about hightailing it to Florida so he can get away from his drug dealer. Especially knowing his parents are sinking every dime they have into his escape. I love not being a heroin addict.
>>27178738
Sure, but before you've made it yourself, no reason to gloat about anything. It just means you weren't a complete fucktard, which is hardly an accomplishment.
>26 getting to 27
>Have a steady job I like that pays decently
>Save 60% of wage monthly since I live with my family and barely spend on things that aren't food
>Decent degree, getting another one on the side
>Few friends
>Ugly autistic KV, no gf ever
Eh, it ain't bad. But kinda pointless.
>>27178790
I'm working in my field of study and that's good enough for me. I also still have my hair.
>>27178918
That's right. Reach for the stars.
>>27178837
You could always occasionally travel to Thailand and bang 50+ hookers during each trip there.
>26 in three months
>starting my Master's in August
>really hoping I don't fuck it up
HELP
PANIC
BUT ALSO DESPAIR
>28 going to be 29
>earned meme degree in 2010
>NEET for 3 years
>got meme degree related part time job for 2 years, became wagekek
>got new job and will be a salarykek, can blend in with normies now.
I guess I'm not welcome on this board anymore, but you can make it. I'm not gonna give shitty babyboomer meme advice like "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" but if you are willing to invest time in turning yourself around in a way that suits you, go for it.
>>27178962
I could. I can even bang hookers now, I'm not in America. But really, even though no one'd know getting a hooker as a first at my age just seems lame to me.
>>27179143
I lost my virginity to a hooker at age 18 that cost me around 300 euro. No regrets, and have since had 3 long term relationships, a few ONS and two fuckbuddies during my time in uni.
Really boosted my self-esteem when I lasted ~50 minutes with her, but that's probably because I was so nervous back then. She did take really good care of me though.
>>27179296
Well at 18 is pretty normal, some fathers take their sons to hookers at 18. But at 27? No fuck that. Who knows though, I might change my mind when I'm drunk enough, or at 30+.
>>27179336
You do what feels best for you, anon.
>42
>work as stock boy at grocery store
>no friends, no family
>never had a gf
>i dont talk to anyone. just walk to work, walk home, play video games, eat, sleep, come to 4chan.
thats my life
>>27179423
How do you survive in such stagnation?
>>27172449
Recently 30.
Just fucking kill me.
>>27172734
Fuck off normalfag.
I hope you die.
Original comment.
>>27174674
Thanks anon, y-you too!
>>27175714
By living at home, only paying ~500-600 euro/month in rent and saving the rest of the money I've earned over the years working at different warehouse jobs.
>>27179477
You're a big ol' meanie, meanie!
>>27179423
I'll be you in 12 years? Do your coworkers think you are that older creepy guy?
>>27179368
Thank you, I will.
>>27179423
Oh man, that's rough. Do you at least live in a place when this job makes you enough to live on your own?
And by the way, what lead you to that? Did you work jobs of this kind your whole life, or are you an ex-long term NEET? Sorry for pricking, cases like yours just interest me.
>>27173011
I'm 26, how is social life at college for people not living in the dorm?
Self employed programmer but I'm thinking of moving to USA to attend like a state uni and study something bullshit like philosophy just to experience life for once.
Do 18-21 girls don't mind a bit older guys? I look young.really I just want to find max caulfield
>26
>Programmer
>khv
>Grew up super obese
>Lost the weight but was weird for years afterwords
I do have some great friends though, they stuck with me even when I was a dark fatass. I'm reluctant to leave the area because of them.
I had an awesome weekend and I truly feel like I'm going to lose my virginity soon.
>>27180081
Fuck off normalfag. If you can hold down friends you aren't a robot. Maybe a cyborg, but not a robot.
>almost 25
>live with gf of 5 years
>degree
>job travelling country
>fat bank account
>supportive understanding family
>new car
Pretty decent familia
I think I might have the worst life of anyone here
>27 years old
>No college
>Never had a job
>Live in the basement of my parents home
>Have lived here for 6 years
>Parents hate me, they avoid me as much as possible
>have an old mini fridge, rusty toaster oven and rusty hot plate for food
>no bed, just sheets
>If I want to go outside to shit I have to ring the 'basement bell', once for a piss and twice for a shit so they know how long to avoid the bathroom area
>haven't seen parents in 3 weeks
>make $200 a month from a combination of drug trials, stealing from homeless people, and giving english lessons to a chinese man I met on chat roulette
>$125 to my parents for rent, I leave it in the fruit bowl in the kitchen because it is 'the only fruit my loins will ever produce'
>back hurts from sleeping in a basement
>if I make too much noise at night dad hides my basement bell up a tree outside and I have to climb and get it, he films me and laughs, I have found his tape collection before
>always cold
>obese
>mostly eat spaghetti boiled in a rusty pan coated with oreos and chips
>sometimes my parents roll bananas down the stairs if they have too many
>started living in the basement after I went to a job interview at McDonalds and literally shit myself with nerves
>basement was my punishment
>can't wait to die
>haven't been wishes happy birthday in 4 years
>on christmas parents gave me a blender so I could make some smoothies or milkshake or something
>accidentally broke it trying to blend a coconut shell
>can't wait to die
>>27180268
>Maybe a cyborg, but not a robot.
I'm going to need some clarification. What do these terms even mean?
>>27180531
This can't be real.
There's no fucking way.
>>27180531
wow this made me sad. do you at least enjoy shitposting on /r9k/?
>>27180704
The parts of >>27180531 that aren't insane are weird enough to be plausible. I think it might be mostly true. Probably not "dad films me climbing the tree to get my shit bell" but the money stuff and lack of blankets ... I dunno.
>>27180811
yes, i love it here
>>27180531
if this is real, i desperately want to help you anon.
>almost 27
>dead end job
>can't even afford to live alone and sharing a house with some 18 year old college kids
>balding so can't even pick up a college girl
>>27180531
Jesus fucking Christ anon.
What boggles my mind is how did you make it for so long, assuming at least half of this shit is true?
>>27180824
It sort of sounds like the story from the book 'A child called 'it''. Maybe even worse, man.
:(
>>27172449
Federal government job is your only hope. I got one at 25 when I was neet. No interviews needed they just offer you the job if you don't have a criminal record and aren't retarded on your resume.
>>27180911
the days fade away like nothing now.
>>27173124
G.E.T. T.H.E. F.U.C.K. O.U.T. N.O.R.M.I.E
fkn weeboo trash
>>27180531
I also don't fully believe this is real
if it is your parents are psychos
>>27180531
>>sometimes my parents roll bananas down the stairs if they have too many
Ok you had me until there.
>>27173321
Man, I envy you for being btfo'd. I wish a girl cared about me enough to call me out on whatever crazy shit I might be pulling. A great reality check.
But anyway, I found out that regular fiber intake does care of the shits. Because I am rather skinny, and I also hate having bad shits, as it forces me to shower my buttcrack afterwise. Also fermented milk products with the bacteria in them is generally a good choice, especially when all the lactose has been turned into lactic acid. So no bad shits from lactose intolerance(no lactase enzyme).
Random pains might be also a symptom of depression. But it is always a really good idea to have regular checkups at the doctor. Especially with your weight.
>>27181080
What constitutes a 'good shit'?
Genuinely curious, 'cause my shits are all over the place, man.
Not quite ready to start posting in these threads yet but I'll be 24 in less than a month and my life has been a waking nightmare with no sign of improvement in sight. Getting drunk off of scotch ale atm and it is the only substance I know that distracts me from the misery at least for a short while. If I had absolutely no qualms with destroying my liver and living an even shorter life, I'd be doing this everyday instead of every once in awhile but the in-between is insufferable.
>>27181264
Solid turd is a good shit. Ideally the one that does not leave your asshole all dirty from the feces.
Bad shit is probably soft shit. And if you have like watery diarrhea all the time, then it is really bad.
But good gut bacteria takes a while to build up. And usually it is in good state with bad states being temporary. A doctor or other expert would tell you probably more.
You should be asking about that your doctor. That is what doctors are for, to treat health problems.
>>27173395
>>27173580
>>27173631
You two are clueless omegas personified.
They want to know if you have a car because it means you have your shit together and aren't a pathetic manchild and are actually worth having sex with because men are attractive to them.
Who but a ridiculous omega would immediately think about their local public transit service or how you couldn't drink if you drove them to a bar.
>25
>working for a year min wag
>live at home
>15k in bank
>no debt
I would have to find a new job if I moved out because I dont have a car and no buses go to where i work
>>27178304
this make sense but its hard as fuck
>>27181370
Thanks for the answer nonetheless.
>>27181832
>be 18
>buy car
>all your money goes into it
>can't buy anything else, let alone save up for own place
>or in americucks case, pay for further education
>wow he's got his shit together
>such a manly man
>>27180531
>>make $200 a month from a combination of drug trials, stealing from homeless people, and giving english lessons to a chinese man I met on chat roulette
I'm 26 now. It's not too bad. I started drinking every day. Makes my nights much better.
I joined the army 2 years ago. So I feel like I have a chance still. It's not a bad option for robots with no choice. You'd be surprised how easy it is to just adopt a new persona when all the details are laid out for you.
>>27182018
Holy fuck we have a potential Gomer Pyle in here!
Tell me m'man, does the rifle ever tell you to just randomly start shooting up people?
>>27181895
>>wow he's got his shit together
>>such a manly man
>spreads her legs for you
>>27182099
Afraid not. You'd be surprised how my story is the norm for the military.
>>27182188
If you can't get laid without having a car and need to rely on picking up little sluts, something is seriously wrong with you.
>>27182220
Well that's disappointing.
>You'd be surprised
I'm actually not. Like, in the least. Still, thanks for defending America (not my country, but whatev') from dirty muslims. Make sure to bag a few for me, anon.
>work minimum wage
>poverty level
>have no interests besides the internet
>due to growing up this way i see no real reason to change
i have decent social skills, but no actual interests
i dont even make attempts at trying to make friends or find a gf because i know im not interesting
>25
>Still live with mother
>Share a bed with my brother
It's pathetic but I have no drive to do anything. I want to kill myself but even that takes too much effort.
Just turned 26 this week.
Any tips for the 25+ life?
I have a graduate job but it feels like I'm going nowhere and am unable to improve. I have a gf and a small amount of savings. I've got zero friends, spent two years being depressed and unemployed and gained a painful medical condition when I was 23.
I'm just lost now. Zero goals, I feel like I could just walk away from it all and be happier for it.
