>Be me
>get bored one day after eating tendies
>go into gamestop for old times sake
>employee approaches me
>asks if I'm looking for anything in particular
>tell him no. Just deciding what game to buy on steam tonight
>he walked away silent with the biggest grin on his face
>be me
>post unoriginal comments on the robot 9001 4chan sub
>walk home at night
>go into neighborhood filled with shitskins
>see open mailboxes
>take their welfare checks
Fucking niggers dont have their money now
>riding new bicycle home one day from school
>3 bullies stop me
>They do this about once a week
>They see my new bike
>One has a baseball bat
>Makes me get off bike
>Takes piece of chalk and draws a square on sidewalk
>Tells me to get in square and not move till he says
>I stand
>They start beating the shit out of my new bike
>After they destroy my bike, they leave
MFW I jumped out of the square 5 times when they weren't looking
>be me
>report everything even remotely suspicious to the FBI
>Be me
>At drive thru
>Finish my order
>"Would you like fries with that"
>"No thank you"
Stupid roastie bitch doesn't know I real DID want the fries
>started classes the other week
>look decent but no social life
>decide to hatch a plan
>seem clingy and obsessive over my passions and what I love
>mention a girl I like a lot
>they now know I'm a creepy and obsessive guy over this girl
>pt 2 of the plan
>mention how I love to look at duct tape and chains
>people really think I love duct tape and chains
>show my big van to people (got from mommy)
>They think I'm going to kidnap the girl
>she doesn't show up for months
They never had any evidence I was planning to kidnap. It was all implied but never directly stated. Dumb roastie bitch never showed up again.
do they even have PC games anymore?
>>27140014
It's just a guy who works there you moron, he doesn't own the store and doesn't give a fuck if you use steam or not. He was probably smiling about you being such an autist.
You'd know this if you ever had a job or weren't retarded.
>>27142620
Any console game worth playing is released on PC as well.
>>27142887
Nothing he said implied that the employee cared. Kys stupid fag.
>tell someone that I want to die
>"omg anon, don't say stuff like that"
>still think about it
