At least you aren't a furry.
>>27253604
but i am one though
>>27253604
Thanks. This will hold off suicide for a few more days until I get another lift.
That's where you're wrong.
Not only am I a furry, I'm a furry fetishist.
Not only am I a furry fetishist, I fap to most fetishes within the furry community
>paws
>fat
>hyper dicks/vagoos/anus
>multidicks
>feral
>soft mouth/cock/anal vore
>piss and scat
>hyper scat
>interspecial
>feral
>feral on anthro
>dicknipple
>deep fisting
>anal exploration
>macro/micro
>ponies
>cubs
>cocktongue
>conjoined
>dickneck
>detachable
>amputee
>cock arms/legs
And probably many more I'm forgetting.
>>27253604
>implying I'm not a furry
I would give up a lot of things to unload in that bunny
furries would reject me
I just came to an imagine where a boy steals his sisters book of spells to repeately transform himself into a girl only to have his sister get fed up with him and turn him into a female dog who then goes and has sex with another dog.
but hey atleast Im not a furry!
no i'm not but I'm a trann which is 5 times worse
>>27253774
>Transformation
My negro
>>27253730
i cant believe that fucking steaming horseshit was actually a movie
>>27253604
Japanese furry is ok
>>27253774
...The fuck?Link?Now I want a story where a brother transforms into a male dog and the sister fucks hum without knowing it's the brother.
>>27255155
https://www.sofurry.com/browse/folder/stories?by=44665&folder=15871
There are things far more worse than being a furry
>ESL
>manlet
>asian immigrant
>wearing sex gear with your parents
Tbqh they didn't raise it well.
>>27253604
i'm the worst thing of all
a furry who cannot even interact with the 'furry' community
and i don't mean like 99% of furries who spend their time arguing with one another and going on about they're not one of THOSE furries, oh no, what I wouldn't give to be one of THOSE furries.
i can handle the cringe, it doesn't bother me on it's own - but it's overblown, instead you find a circlejerk of some of the most normie people around (but they want to fuck gay dog men, quirky!) or the worst kinds of failed normie, most of them have shit-tier personalities (i do too, but it's a different kind of shit, and a very subjective one at that.)
now obviously i jack off to the porn, hell even if i wasn't a technical furry i'd do that because the one thing they do right is make porn for every bizarre fetish you can think of, but when i'm not jacking off (because even though i have no life, i have a life outside my sexual preferences unlike most furry-normie-gay-doggo-chasers) i'd actually like to keep my aesthetic preferences (like dog men) around, but i can't because then i'll be lumped in with furries, because those stupid fucking faggots couldn't control their powerlevel or follow basic rules like "USE A THROWAWAY ACCOUNT TO FAVE PORN"
if you like anime, you probably fap to hentai, that's fine, you can always deny it.
if you post on /co/ you probably fap to r34, that's fine, you can always deny it.
if you like anthropomorphic animals, you probably fap to furshit, but even if you don't there's no way you can deny it. that isn't the fault of the rest of the world though, that's the fault of the goddamn furry fandom, the worst thing on earth.
outside that they're commissioning porn that tickles my dick, i look down on the majority of the furry fandom more than the few outlying literal retards who keep uploading mspaint garbage.
and still in some ways i long to be their weird blend of autism, retardation and normie, because at least they can pretend to be happy.
>>27255470
>sex gear
look at that thing and tell me how you're supposed to have sex in it.
there's no way to get the dick out, and having seen the suit from other angles in less popular pictures there's no ass-SPH or even mouth either.
fursuit sex is mostly a meme, sex gets you hot and sweaty enough as it is, imagine doing it while wearing a fucking carpet.
still a ridiculous thing to wear, but not in itself sexual.
>>27253604
this is without a doubt one of the saddest pictures ive ever seen on 4chan. And I don't mean 'sad' as an insult. I mean I am genuinely filled with sadness looking at this. Fuck sakes. I can't even find the words to describe how I feel. It's just depressing to look at.
straight furry is the best thing you can be. gay furry is the worst.
straight furry >>>>> straight > gay > gay furry >>>>>>>>>>>>>> female
>>27256027
you are without a doubt one of the gayest faggots ive ever seen on 4chan. And I don't mean "gay" as an insult. I mean you are genuinely filled with semen from sucking on dicks. Fuck sakes. You can't even find the rags to wipe cum from your thighs. It's just seeping out of your anus.
>>27256124
u nailed em
>>27255421
fuck ESLs every time I'm in an online game and I spot an ESL I verbally abuse the shit out of him
