The Story Of The True Weeaboo
>be me
>be 18
>be in last year of hs
>be the one smart kid who cares about grades and intellectual stuff
>dont have any gf or anything
>pretty much jack it about once a month, pretty sad
>also, have discovered 4chin about 2 months before then
>get invited to party, dont know why
>go to party, be very excluded
>stand around for a while drinking beer with my friends, talking about random crap
>suddenly a landwhale approaches
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>shes gotta be like 420 pounds
>i have prepared my butthole at this point, and she says
>"WHATS UP GREG"
>"My name isn't Greg, you retard"
>"It's George."
>...
>shewalksaway.jpg
>i remark at how weird it was
continue next time
>>27207261
>David Tennant
Fuck off
>be me
Fuck off
>be 18
Really, fuck off.
>be the one smart kid
Kill yourself
>>27207261
You've got my interest spiked OP.
>>27207323
oh, do I.
I shall continue
>I decide that fucking around with her will be fun
>she seems like a pretty dumb fat fuck, too
>i go over to her
>say something along the lines of
>"hey want me to get you a drink"
>she says
>"yeah sure, get me some punch"
>i get her the punch
>she says "thanks"
>she starts moving closer to me as she starts talking about some anime or something
>she likes me, duh
>she talks about anime for the rest of the night
>i begin to develop a plan to ruin her year
>tell friends about plan
>they are excited
will continue next time
>>27207398
kill yourself you narcissist
No comments on recent post yet so will continue anyway
>party is over
>i go home and start formulating how i will execute plan
>first, i must elevate my social status to alpha male to avoid blame issues
>this will be hard
>i decide to just skip that part
>so, the next party i hear about i decide to go to.
>she is there too
>i have told others of the plan, they will help
>the only problem with this plan is that i am forced to have the sex with her
>i decide to lose my virginity to a whore first
>that works
>kk
moving on
>at party, see her
>decide to get her really drunk
>bring her a drink and whenever she gets close to finishing, bring her another
>she gets totally wasted
>we go into a bedroom
>she says "this is my first time"
>im not surprised, shes a total weeaboo landwhale faggot
>i think that she should probably kill herself, but keep my thoughts back for the meat of the night (kek)
>so we have the nastiest sex ever
thats the boring bit though
next time, boys, next time
>trying to excuse having sex with the only person within your reach this hard
>she fell asleep, thats good
>important for plan
>i need to take a shit
>shit on her torso
>rub shit all over with something, i think it was like a ruler or something
>run over to their laundry room
>get bleach
>put the entire thing on the bed as a reminder
>jizz on the poop
>put my clothes on and go to sleep in another bedroom
waking up was the best part
>wake up hearing screams of terror
>this was great
>i tried not to laugh as i went into the room
>"what happened?"
>"i dont know"
>almost kekking
>i get out of there
>later learn that she almost killed herself
>worth it for the keks
thats it
im glad to have annoyed you faggots
someone screencap this shit i can't wait to post it on r/4chan and get lots of upboats xd
I want Reddit to leave
>origioni post
>>27207526
>>first, i must elevate my social status to alpha male to avoid blame issues
>>this will be hard
>>i decide to just skip that part
fucking kek
>>27207679
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>>27207679
thats not funny
i dont mean it in a, that's offensive, or immature way.
the sad thing is most guys would probably want to have sex with her, where as most girls would not want to have sex with you. the depressing part is where you say she's disgusting but when it comes to a female that will have sex with you even the most disgusting pathetic thing you can come up with is a better lay than you, even in your fucking dreams.
fuck that's sad having sex with you is considered revolting, don't kill yourself OP there's probably not hope but damn just shm senpai
>>>/reddit/
You seem like the type
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>>>>>/reddit/
>>27207261
>>27207398
>>27207526
>>27207679
Wow, that was really lame.
I take it you didn't actually plan this out and wrote yourself into a corner?
Better luck next time, seriously. I really want the board quality to improve. Give your stories a little more thought before you start writing.
>>27207261
Didn't even read.
Have a well furnished cuck shed laddo. You deserve it for prepping the bull and screencapping /r9k/ for leddit.
Cringe worth thread desu
Nice try OP but that sucked. Time to go back to trap threads.
You tried really hard to be funny and witty with those posts and did an awful job.
Humor is not forced like that. Even through typing people can tell when you are doing it. Hopefully you delete this thread out of shame and take it as a lesson.
Shit story fuck off.
Delete this thread holy shit
>>27207261
time to reveal my power level. i have read greentext on plebbit before and this is the exact same up to the third seperate post. did you honestly think people on this board were going to see this as legit? you're a big fucking corn. if you post this shit on reddit ill find your username and make sure to show them all the hate you got for this post on actual Chan. fuck off
