Lets play a game, /r9k/
>go into your reaction image folderor one of them if you're the kind to have multiple
>open the window to full
>pick the image on the 4th row and furthest to the right
>share a greentext relevant to the image (e.g. sad looking one would be a sad one, laughing would have a story you find funny, etc.)
>Met a guy online
>Told me I'm cute
>Go to his house
>He cooks pasta for me and himself and we eat
>He tells me about his job and friends (He's a civil engineer)
>Starting to feel funny, drowsy almost yet still alert and very warm
>Suggests we watch a movie
>Puts on the lion king
>Before the opening scene even starts he's already next to me rubbing my leg
>Feel myself getting a semi and my heart rate is increasing
>I look at him
>He kisses me aggressively
>It feels amazing
>I unzip his pants and start stroking him
>He tells me to wait
>He leaves and returns with a chastity cage
>I put it on and he locks it
>I start sucking his dick like it's the best thing I've ever tasted
>He pushes on the back of my head making me gag on it
>He turns me around and spanks me hard as fuck
>He puts his cock in my boipussy inch by inch
>Soon he's all the way in pumping away at my insides
>I can't control it waves of pleasure bounding through me
>He cums inside me and I cum onto the floor at the same time
>I slump down and cuddle up next to him
>He tells me I'll be wearing the cage from now on
>My mind is fried I can only say "Thank you daddy"
>be me a few years ago
>going to 3d modeling class for the first time
>thankfully I'm one of the first people here, so I have my choice of seats without having to awkwardly choose who to sit next to
>class starts, teacher basically says she has no clue what she's doing
>says we'll be using blender for the class
>she asks if anyone has blender experience
>I raise my hand, say I took a class on it over the summer at MSU
>"Ok Anon, we'll be relying on you for help"
>shitty laptops are passed out, I open blender
>Nothing looks familiar
>mfw I mistook the software I had experience with for blender and now everybody is relying on me
>be around family
>suddenly start giggling
>can't stop
>everyone looks at me like I'm insane
>mfw
>>27113695
>implying you're not actually insane
>tfw people are disgusting
>tfw own father and mother are disgusting
>tfw you're disgusting too
My reply is the look on my face when reading this anon's story.
>>27113564
>tfw black
>tfw hate other black people because they are literal niggers
>take the bus sometimes and hear them blasting ape music and dancing to their *cultural heritage*
>take a trip to Sainsbury's during lunch break at college
>seeing niggers steal packets of chicken from over the counter
>wishiwaskidding.jpg
>When they get caught their only reaction is pic related
>If i wasn't black i would join the fucking kkk
>Goddamnit I fucking hate niggers
>Goddamnit I fucking hate myself
>>27113931
>Self-hating nigger
Worse than being a normal nigger, honestly
>>27113968
It really isn't
I just can't get into the ape-meme, most black people do nothing for society and I fucking hate that I'm taken for being a worthless piece of shit before I can prove that myself.
>>27113386
>be me
>workan retail
>customer comes in asking about a promo that only applies to products online
>tell her we dont have those specific products in the store
>she tells me she wont be shopping here anymore
>mfw
>>27113995
>that file name
nice.
>>27113931
You a britbot, Tyrone?
>>27113931
I wish there were more nigs like you senpai
>be me three years ago
>shower two times a day
>when I wake up and before I go to bed
>one day bring tea to bathroom
>bring the tea into the shower
>drinking it while I am showering
>mfw
Showers always calm me, and for some reason eating and drinking in the shower makes what I am eating/drinking taste much better. So before I go to bed I often bring desserts or leftovers from dinner to the shower, and in the mornings I often bring cereal, fruit or sandwiches.
Shit's great.
>>27114137
Sure as fuck am
I literally hate being black, why can't I just have been white and a beta instead
Whereabouts are you? I'm beds/bucks/herts
>>27114149
So do I
If every nigger hated niggers, then would there even be nigger culture anymore? I wish I was white god fucking damnit why do I have to be like these other apes
>be deity of ocean
>try to hang out with boats
>they're scared and try to offer human sacrifices to me to make me go away
>try to look after human sacrifices
>they die
>mfw
>>27114198
it's okay anon, you can still be semi-white, although I guess it will never be the same as having beautiful white skin and shining blue eyes
>>27114225
please don't comfort me desu it just makes me feel worse
>tfw i'll never be a true white
>>27114250
How dark are you, senpai? Are you light chocolate at least?
>be me
>on top of the world
>was literally a king n shit
>white revisionists ignore me in history books
>Be me desu
>>27114278
I'm actually not that dark, but I definitely can't pass off as light-skinned
I'm not that bad looking, not a niggatron with huge lips either
I just wish I was white so that people wouldn't fucking judge me as a nig before they knew me
Problem is that they're half right to judge me like that because every other black person I know is a full blown nig
>>27113386
>mfw I drink my first cup of coffee for the day
i dont know which one to pick ;-;
>>27116042
dump all yellow faces, spurdo, and that feel images pls
>>27116276
that's over 700 images.
>>27116326
did i stutter bruh
>>27116344
i'll give you 1 (one) yellow face
>GF broke up with me a month ago
>She found another guy
>I moved somewhere else
>I act as if I don't stalk her, or as if i don't care.
>I care a lot and i'm dying inside
>But no one else knows
>I'm left to deal with this shit on my own.
>>27116386
youre the man, dude
>>27116418
ANB ONE SPURDO :D:D:D
one unique post coming right up sir
>>27116452
Danks ;DDDDD
>>27113386
>tfw I think about the nature of my existence and how it must be validated with this image somehow
>it cannot
>the harrowing nature is reflected and echod by the laughter in the picture
>I cannot cry, I've lost the agency to do so
>my wires have been rearranged to force laughter followed by scowls
>mfw I want to laugh because it's the only thing that feels real anymore
>I post
>people on /r9k/ give me free (You)s
>>27116514
>mfw i read your post
>mfw this is an original post
>Runny nose and runny yolk
Even if you have a cold still
You can cough on me again
I still havent had my fulfill
In the someday what's that sound?
Broken heart and broken bones
Think of how a castrated horse feels
One more quirky cliche'd phrase
You're the one I wanna refill
In the someday what's that sound?
Most people don't realize
That two large pieces of coral,
Painted brown, and attached to his skull
With common wood screws can make a child look like a deer
>>27116042
Spongebob and thread derailers pls sempai.
>Be 8
>Playing outside with my toys, everything's cool
>Then somebody approaches me
>It's this black teenage lanklet who recently moved in with his aunt and uncle
>Asks if I want to play video games
>I'm a stupid kid, so I completely forget everything I learned about stranger danger
>Accept his offer
>Next thing I know, I'm on my knees, blindfolded, sucking dick
>Life has been going to shit ever since
>life is slowly going down the drain and I'm just dicking around until I'm forced into homelessness
>>27113386
>disappointment almost on par with awe
>watching my country's political system in action
>in a house party
>get tired of dancing and I want to lie down in one of the rooms
>see some fat girl sitting alone being sad
>tell her that if she wants to talk about anything then follow me
>we go into some room
>listen to her story
>hug her out of pity
>she wants to kiss me
>I don't want to be a jerk so I kiss her
>her mouth tastes like ammonia
>climbs on top of me
>want to jerk me off
>push her hands aside
>wants me to fuck her
>she is a virgin so I push her off and tell her no
>tells me that if I won't fuck her then somebody else will
>feel like shit, go into another room to talk with a friend to take my mind off it
>she comes back, tells me she wants to apologize
>she kisses me again, I let her jerk me off so she wouldn't leave again
>it's fucking shit I come after like 10 minutes, I tear up a bit
>put her on a bed and tell her to sleep
>catch first bus in the morning, go home
>shower and wash teeth
>lie on bed trying to sleep
>jerk off to the memory of a girl having her way with me without me wanting it
>feel like a manwhore
>>27113386
One of my folders
>>27116722
forgot story
>get a coffee at Tim Horton's
>decide to drink it there because why not
>only clean table is for 6 people
>sit there and slowly drink my coffee
>suddenly a wild group of normies appear
>of course they ask me to move because they have a big group
>at this point I could have moved
>decide to lie and say I'm waiting to meet a group of my friends for lunch so I took the big table
>they bugger off and sit in an uncomfortable arrangement because lol not enough seats
>they decide to leave after like 10 minutes
>I leave right afterwords
>>27116806
>>I leave right afterwords
Hhmmmohmygod
>>27116806
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>be me some time in elementary school
>popcorn tendies were on the menu for lunch that day
>getsomedimsum.png
>order some
>there before me lays the most delicious pile of popcorn tendies my eyes have ever bestowed
>i take a long, glorious wiff-wiff of the magnificent moist chunks
>i begin my voyage on devouring the golden bliss, one by one
>enjoying each scrumptious, crispy bite :^)
>start to panic as they start to run low, but my tummy isn't anywhere near satisfied
>the last popcorn tendie remained
>decide to give it a proper eating, by dipping it in literally everything else on my lunch tray
>mashed potatoes, fruit-cup juice, chocolate milk, and even in my fucking peas
>there before me lay a tiny nug of something that used to be edible
>actually eat it because i was stupid and fucking tiny
>yummywummyinmytummy
>mfw i had nonstop nausea and diarrhea for the next week
>mfw worth it
>College student
>Never interacted with people in elementary or any following grades
>absolutely lonely and relatively horny so I attempt to interact with my peers
>most SJW's and people who want to "live in the moment"
>every intelligent person I meet is a beta male who will not seek a place of power
>aggressive empty males take place as alphas, ensuring a fertile mate and a position of power
>mfw this world is doomed
>be in highschool
>some new girl wants to hang out with my group of rejects because shes got nothing better to do
>have great time
>see her in school and try to talk to her and get ignored hard
>realize the only reason we had a good time was because no one was there to judge her when she hung out with us and now that were in school she doesnt even look at me cause her social standing would take a hit
>mfw the normies betrayed me again
>be several years ago
>be working in large amusement park
>usually working in rides
>be told to go work at this huge waterslide for the day in the waterpark section
>ok.jpg
>jb in tiny bikinis, jb in tiny bikinis everywhere
>up close and personal with every single one of them
>literally couldn't sit down or else my dick would start to initiate readymode within seconds
>felt like i was high on brain chemicals the whole day
>holy fucking god i miss that job
>>27113386
>drinking with iranian bro
>all of the sudden he goes "fuck muslims they ruined the middle east."
>continues to rant about islam for about half an hour
>>27117009
>>every intelligent person I meet is a beta male who will not seek a place of power
>>aggressive empty males take place as alphas, ensuring a fertile mate and a position of power
>>mfw this world is doomed
very true
the world is a cruel place
>>27117236
>"fuck muslims they ruined the middle east."
he's right though, afghanistan was once a very wealthy and secular country
>>27117157
Christ that image has been through hell.
>>27113931
>I hate myself because other people with similar genetic backgrounds are shit
I don't get this logic desu
If you're not a fucking retard yourself then why would you put yourself down like that? Just hate those niggers for making you look bad.
>Playing as detective in SS13
>Antag nuclear operatives reveal themselves at the beginning
>Go to HoP to ask for wider access
>Spend next few minutes just checking whole station for hidden antags
>After sone time I find and get into gunfight with one in the middle of the main corridor
>Suddenly the giagantic fucking explosion
>Like 15 people died from it
>Barely survive with fucked up lungs and glass shards in my body
>Soon fall on the ground in critical condition
>Buddy Warden actually comes for me and drags me to medbay
>Doc heals me
>Become friends with warden which seems like he got brain damage in that explosion
>Shuttlehasbeencalled.mp3
>We're trying to get into sec escape pod since shuttle will be propably full of murderers
>Half of the station is fucked so we can barely make it in there having only oxygen masks
>Near sec antags spot us and start chasing us
>We start running to the pod just trying to survive
>On are way we see HoS which starts running too
>We quickly get into escape pod in 3 and HoS welds the door
>Still three minutes before the escape so there is no way the door will last that long
>Suddenly there is a request for instant escape
>Heads of staff agree to it quickly
>Fly away in escape pod with warden and HoS, barely surviving this hell and winning the roundI couldn't think of better greentext for this image.
>>27113931
You seem like a nice guy anon. I hope you are successful and show everyone who you really are.
>>27116404
JUST (iktf m8 )
> be in senior year high school
> see a kid wearing a Nike hoodie
I didn't know it was a Nike hoodie. It has the text JUST DO IT on the front, but the way he was walking I couldn't see the DO IT part.
> pass him in hall
> thought it was a meme hoodie from 4chan because all I saw was JUST
> wanted to let him know I was also part of le secret edgy club
> Make eye contact
>"hahaha JUST am I right! Haha ALIMONY!!"
> accidentally said it too loud
> strange looks all around
> notice that it's JUST a Nike hoodie
> mfw
>>27118015
I did something similar, I thought I met a fellow /pol/ browser because I thought I overheard them talking about Christ-chan, but they were talking about Chris-chan. I went full sperg on them too. Feels bad man.
>Be Me
>Woke up today
>>27118287
That's why I sleep as long as I can 2bh
>>27113386
>if you're the kind to have multiple
>mfw 158 reaction folders
>>27118287
Bitch ass.
Got a gun and still "thinking" about it.
I hate this image.Delete it.The filthy coward
>Accomplishing goals and feeling pretty good
>Decide out of the blue to take a look browse local okcupid profiles
>Tons of cute girls around me
>A lot of them sound really nice and interesting from their profiles
>As I go through them I realize I'm too much of a loser to realistically make any of these women happy
>Feels like despite all I've done I still have so much left to improve on
>Alone for another year
>be me
>be obesefat
>no friends because of it
>spend all my time on the internet
>enjoy vidya games
>eventually make some friends through vidya
>find out some actually live close
>one day the leader say we should all get together and have a party
>worried about them hating fat people but go anyway because it may be my only chance to make friends
>arrive there super anxiously
>it's terrible
>somehow these people are ever worse than me
>go home after eating one of the pizzas
>stop playing multiplayer games and going outside
>>27118419
eric? more like autistic hahahahahahhah
this will be hard let me think
>be me
>be 13 yo
>new to a catolic school
>be lonely
>be scared always
>be small and shy
>one day meet a qt guy with skin as white as paper
>we become friends somehow
>he becomes to close
>stars casually touching my little butt
>he would wrestle me and put his crotch all over me or touch my cock while doing this
>never asks him why, dont even know that what he is doing is gay
>kinda like it
>one day we go to movies
>movie is boring af
>the cinema is premier so the chairs are like sofas
>he sits in my chair
>takes my hand
>WTF are you doing anon
>dont say anything
>he then proceedes to put his hand inside my pants touching my butt
>takes my hand and makes me touch his butt
>movies ends
>we stop talking for reasons i cant rememeber
Nothing else happened besides showing me his cock while changing clothes. I never knew how to react.
Thats it.that hand is from a robot, not his, his was whiter and softer
When I was in elementary school this kid would wrap a fruit-by-the-foot around his thumb and suck on it during lunch. By the end of each day his arm was coated in a sticky red ooze of of saliva and strawberry funk.
>>27113931
Hang out with white people.
>>27117526
>Just hate those niggers for making you look bad.
Exactly
I hate that I'm judged before someone knows me, and I hate that I automatically have to prove myself because niggers fucked up finally getting out of slavery. I still wish I didn't have to jump through the fifty hoops a nigger does before the real performance began.
Lol I don't have a reaction folder
>>27114162
Hello /sci/
>>27119404
I do
But even then, I'll never be a true white, have white parents, facial structure,privilege
I see a group of black people outside and I legitimately want to kill them all, why do they all act like fucking animals
>talking to girl on tinder
>going well
>ask if she wants to hook up
>"uhm... no"
>>27118541
Wow, those guys look pretty awful. Is that you in the back?
>>27113386
>be me
>think only of minority of people genuinely like bernie
>sure that most people at least research his policies
>all friends start sharing bernie memes on facebook
>tag me in them
>ifuckinghateberniefaggotsanders.jpeg
>cant tell them off for liking them otherwise my normie cover will be blown
>slowing drowning in pro sanders memes
>MFW
>haven't showered in a week
>even after I've worked out
>go to school in clothes I haven't washed and re worn many times
>pass by people and notice that they can smell me
>nobody ever says anything
>don't give a fuck anymore
>normies can fuck off
>mfw I'm too far gone to give a shit about smelling like a bum
>Girl I've been dating for over 2 years comes to my house, sits on my bed teary eyed and says she doesn't love me any more
>Begin crying uncontrollably
>shes saying sorry and I keep saying its okay because im a bitch
>after she leaves i send her texts and try to call her saying that this doesn't feel right
>eventually she just ignores me
>I spent all night crying and feeling the worst I have in my entire life
>when the sun starts to come up outside the tears finally stop and i just sat there feeling like nothing
>>27119647
redpill me on the bern pls
why do you hate him?
>>27113386
Man I really have old reaction photos here
This was back before it became a normie meme
>>27116706
fucking hell anon that is the worst story I've ever heard. let a fattie blow me one time and it was a very shameful experience.
>get a blowjob from a very damaged female
>halfway through the night she starts crying
>kicks me out of bed and makes me sleep in the den
>wake up in the morning disoriented as fuck with a dead phone
>my face when she asks if I want to stay longer
>never talk to her again
Sorry MD
>>27113564
I wasn't expecting to finger my asshole today. Thanks for that.
>tfw conservative
>tfw also gay
>Be at the gym trying to become strongbot
>Use a timer when boxing
>I finish my third bout and grab my phone to turn off the timer
>Massive meathead guy thinks I'm taking a picture of him, gets really offended
>Show him that its just a timer
>He gets in my face
> Go full on puffer fish
>Tell him that if he insists I took a picture of him that I'd take a picture after I kicked his ass
>MFW he backed down
>MFW I'm 5'6" and he was 6'4"
Felt good: nobody talks to me while boxing anymore.
>>27113386
>Fred Fuchs?
>FRED FUCKS!
not a good story but its the only thing i can come up with
>working at some job
>chilling in the break room
>some people are talking about global warming or some shit
>rando autistic security dude walks in and hears them, starts going off on how its a myth
>starts bringing up some weird shit about how volcanos are causing global warming yet at the same time its a myth
>eventually shifts into Illuminati stuff and people slowly start to leave
