Okay guys, I'm ready to buy my first escort. I need some advice. As I do not drive can I ask them where the incall is near? I don't want to arrange everything only for a 4 hour bus ride. Is kissing on my mouth alright? I'm on a ton of medication and afraid I won't be able to cum or the inverse of cumming too fast. What are your experiences with deathgrip syndrome?
This is where my v card will be lost but I'm going to tell her I've done it once before. How do I ask for a footjob? Are most okay with fetishes? I'm afraid that the way I wipe my ass gets too much poo on my taint and even through wiping doesn't get it all out. I don't want her to even get the hint of shit while she's sucking my cock. inb4 troll. Should I just not care what she thinks because she's just a human fleshlight? How do I keep myself from developing feelings during this encounter? Do I wear a condom? Should I eat her out or should I just focus solely on my pleasure? Some first experiences with losing your virginity to escorts would be nice.
Pic Related: Something I'd like to avoid
>>27166059
>inverse of cumming
???
>>27166059
>Do I wear a condom?
yeah of course
>Should I eat her out
no thats disgusting
im a virgin as well so i cant give you much advice but i will say this - tell her you are a virgin, it will probably make the experience easier/more enjoyable
take a shower beforehand and clean your ass dude come on its not that complicated
i dont think you have to worry about developing feelings for her if its a one time thing
also how much are you paying? i doubt i would want to lose my virginity to a prostitute but if i did i doubt i could afford it desu
>>27166059
>This is where my v card will be lost but I'm going to tell her I've done it once before.
Don't bring it up at all. There's no point.
>>27166059
can i see a picture of you, op? it's not to make fun of you. i just want to offer improvements. most people are not truly ugly. it usually just takes a few changes like a haircut and new glasses.
>>27166255
There's way more to making somebody than good looks, and you have to be seriously good looking to be able to attract people based on those alone.
>>27166199
I have a full time job. Money is no object. Most I'll go in $400. I'll maybe carry baby wipes on hand. I doubt I'll go back to her again. But the location thing sounds the most complex. Will they tell me where the incall is near? I don't want to just flat out ask because they might think I'm a cop.
>>27166255
I'm on the right. Please nothing too harsh.
OP why are you so desperate to throw away your virginity?
>>27166328
>giving trolls direct access to your facebook.
>>27166408
I can't say no to those dubs ~desu
>>27166059
If you think you have death grip just wait a week. Yes, wear a condom. No, don't eat her out. Kissing is up to her if she does girlfriend experience but that might cost extra.developing feelings for her is probably all up to you but she's someone who understands what she's doing so just ask her what you want and she'll tell you yes or no and you'll negotiate from there. They generally do better if they can pretend they're having fun. You should just shower before you go, but she might want to shower you to check for herpes.
I'm not sure what else you need/want to know.
>>27166328
Not the anon who asked for the picture, but shave, do something about your eyebrows and consider shaving your head. You'd probably look better, and your hair line is receding anyways.
>>27166328
Jesus. The one in the middle might have some hope still.
>>27166328
>>27166542
Also, cant see very well, but maybe go to a dentist.
>>27166328
Buzz your hair, lift and bulk, get on a skin care routine and you could look like a smaller version of the rock in 2-3 years time
>>27166604
>Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Anon...
>>27166328
>cut your hair
>wash your face more often
>work out
It's that easy
>>27166059
Nikka I did the exact same a few days ago. Here's what do:
>shower just before
>shave pubes
>forget about fetishes, just focus on sex this time
>don't eat out a roastie
>talk to her beforehand via text to find out where she is and if she does a certain thing you'd like, although it may cost extra
E.g the one I fucked charged a bit extra for kissing
>wipe your ass properly. Use a bidet or some shit
>she should have condoms with her. Standard business practice
>reverse search her images on her online profile to see if she's not a bait & switch
>on the night just be nice, compliment her etc, tell her what positions you'd like. Just don't say something autistic.
Personally I didn't cum after she jacked me off for around 20 minutes after fucking and succ, although that's cos the medicine I'm on fucks up my erections make it hard to cum. If you have death grip syndrome (AY AY) then nofap for a few days before the night. Actually nofap anyway for an optimal experience.
>pic related, the escort I banged
>>27166328
Bro if you lifted u would be a 9/10
Most hookers won't do anal. Even if you have a fetish for it, don't even try asking.
>>27166059
Ayyy. You live in the twin cities brother?
Online escorts are crap, you have go somewhere to get the good ones
I went brothel twice when i was 17, i can give a quick run down.
>Is kissing on my mouth alright?
I say no, when i was initially having sex with this girl at the brothels, i initially went in for a kiss in the missionary position. I didn't know what i was doing and she moved her head back. I suspect kissing on the mouth is something for the boyfriend / husband.
Though they are fine with you kissing their body.
>I'm on a ton of medication and afraid I won't be able to cum or the inverse of cumming too fast. What are your experiences with deathgrip syndrome?
I wasn't able to ejaculate two times i went, and the condom made me last about 30 minutes both times. Because of this when i get a girlfriend I'm telling her I'm a virgin.
The girl i was fucking didn't really care either, but she asked me why i last so long and if i masturbated before getting their. I made up an excuse and said i had some to dink.
>How do I ask for a footjob? Are most okay with fetishes?
Just ask, she won't say no. Heaps of guys before you would have asked much more fucked up things. They understand men have fetishes.
They don't give a fuck.
>How do I keep myself from developing feelings during this encounter?
I never did, i viewed her as nothing more but a walking urinal.
>Do I wear a condom?
Yes, brothels for one IS MANDATORY. Escorts will run the same thing and it will be mandatory with them as well. Even if you don't want a condom, she will kick you out.
> Should I eat her out or should I just focus solely on my pleasure?
Focus on yourself, you are there for yourself, for your own pleasure. You aren't paying her so you can pleasure her.
And shower before you get there. Maybe spray a bit of cologne on your shirt as well. Don't seem like a slob.
>>27166841
>wash your face more often
>wash your face
>wash
GTFO you normie trash
>>27166328
I'd say shave and lose the glasses OP
