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It's never too late. I lost my virginity to a hooker. Had
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It's never too late. I lost my virginity to a hooker. Had sex with more hookers until I got used to it. Then I started being able to get pussy without paying for it.
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>>27060959
>I lost my virginity to a hooker
Explain how you mustered up the courage to do this.
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>>27060910
>be 22 yo kissless virgin
>trust a friend to hire a hooker for me, she's hispanic
>cant get it up, too nervous
>she starts insulting me and makes d'un of me
>i almost lose my shit and assault her, she gets scared and pretends to call for her pimp
>i go away to avoid getting beheaded, but while leaving i fuck all of the furniture i can find up and throw some things out the door
>she has to go in the streets semi naked in december to pick her shit up while i go for my car and never look back
I gave up on sex, i consider myself an asexual now, even if it's probably just an excuse to cope with the traumas.
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>>27060959
>Then I started being able to get pussy without paying for it.
How you do this?
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>>27060910
This. The time I realized why girls won't like me ever it was already too late. I'm uncomfortable enough near other people and real life lewdness how could I open up to someone? People like telling "just get over with it", like getting some pity sex or a hooker will change everything. Even if all goes relatively well, I would be traumatized for sure. My sexual / relationship problems are so far away from the normie "I have a family and a job but the regular sex isn't that good with my waifu because muh childhood trauma" (lol) on the scale just having sex wouldn't fix anything.
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>>27060910
I realized it when I was 16. I'm just running out the clock until I can legally buy a shotgun.
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>>27061146
women can literally sense when a guy is not a virgin through pheromones
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>>27060974
Drunk in Thailand.

>>27061146
It comes naturally. Once you are no longer mystified by sex, you lose the desperation that prevents you from scoring. You will realize that girls want sex, too. You will stop giving a fuck about rejection, because you will just move on to the next girl.
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Yeah I think I'm done.

Even if I had a chance to have sex now, way too much psychological damage has been done that it wouldn't be worth the trauma. I can't be close to anyone either emotionally or physically. I'm 26.
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>>27060910
lol I'm just 18 and I already feel like OP
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>>27060910
At some point i realied just being around people is slightly uncomfortable to me. Touching them even, my mother is very uncomfortable. So i dont think i can bear any physical contact.
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>watches cartoons for kids
>wonders why he's still a virgin
Are you guys for real?
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>>27060910
How would it be awkward? Like even when I got laid for my first time I knew what to do. It's all in the hips like I don't get why you wouldn't know what to do.
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I don't desire to have a gf or sex anymore.
You should use much of reasoning and analitics to convince yourself why you shouldnt have one and why you dont have one.

Then you stopping wanting romance. You still want to have sex, you can deny that except being castrated, but you can used to be virging and fullfill your urge by masturbating. >tfw no gf is a one of the most pathetic feels.
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>>27060910
I'm 23 and I'm still dumb enough to still have hope
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>>27060910
you faggots have no fucking idea

when i was 13 i was totally fucking losing it on speed for "ADHD" thinking i was the biggest creepiest virgin faggot who ever lived

and i was literally taller and older and manlier looking than all other kids my age, and got a gf just by literally walking up to a girl i thought was 10/10 and asking her, because i was fed up with everything and just decided to be a douche who would act entitled to girls

and it worked the one time i tried it

but after fucking her for a couple years she dumped me and i stopped growing and since ive become totally invisible to girls and realized i had so many fucking chances of girls throwing themselves at me when i was a kid and blew it being paranoid and now its literally been 7 fucking years since ive even fucking hugged one i wasnt blood related to and my fucking hair is falling out and im losing my god damn mind and am way paranoid than i was when i was fucking 10 years old and overdosing on amphetamine for two fucking years straight

>>27061370
>It comes naturally. Once you are no longer mystified by sex, you lose the desperation that prevents you from scoring.

ahahahahahaahhahahaahahah


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaahha
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>>27062197
You need help. All those drugs must have melted your brain.
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>>27061848
>Then you stopping wanting romance.

>You still want to have sex

totally backwards for me

all i ever wanted to do was fall asleep with a girl in my arms for a long night

i got a girl who begged me to cum in her mouth, and i still havent done that, or fell asleep with her, because i was too nervous about having a gf, even two years after having her

and then she dumped me for a guy who beat her and cheated on her

and then i spent the next 8 years watching a drug dealing hedonistic retard fuck all the most beautiful girls only for him to end up total trailer trash who cant even hold an ugly feminist gf or minimum wage job down for two weeks, and im supposed to feel better about this or something despite the best years of my life being total fucking misery while he did nothing but get his fucking dick sucked for being a retarded piece of shit, and now im losing my mind from loneliness and my health is failing me
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>>27060910
>you haven't even held a hand with a female and you immediately start out with sex
there's nothing special about this shit, even animals do this
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>>27060910
After I turned 22
I kept telling myself it would happen, but I knew that was a lie. I can feel my dark mana festering deep within.
The power of cynicism and being a jaded asshole will make me a great Wizard
5 more years until the world submits to my will.
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>>27061370
>It comes naturally. Once you are no longer mystified by sex, you lose the desperation that prevents you from scoring. You will realize that girls want sex, too. You will stop giving a fuck about rejection, because you will just move on to the next girl.

I think this is my biggest obstacle. But I really don't want to hire a hooker (illgal here)

I want to go to Amsterdam and just fuck a hooker there, but as I get older, sex becomes even more mystifying and terrifies me.
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>>27062197
Anon, please calm down, you're starting to scare me.
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I put an ad on craigslist personals trying to find a girl that would accept money in return for letting me hug, touch, and maybe teach me how to kiss her. I'm not all that ugly and am not choosy but I was hoping to fast forward my experience level so I could maybe lose my virginity by the time I'm 30.

The only response I got was from some 23 year old girl that told me (in long paragraphs lacking punctuation) that what I was doing wouldn't matter because there was no passion involved and would then go on to tell me how great it is to be loved. I stopped responding after the third email.
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>>27062439
Go to Germany or Thailand and lose it to a hooker. You will be awful the first few times. But it's important that you get used to the touch and sight of a naked woman.
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>>27062505
Sight is no problem, I've seen loads of porn
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>>27062650
porn actresses are not a good sample of the standard woman.
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>>27062671
I no longer want sex
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>>27062650
It's very different to see a naked girl in real life.
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>>27062748
In what way? I know the nipples are more 3D because I once saw a girl's boob at a party.
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>>27062481
im fine ill just die of a stroke at the ripe old age of 35 probably
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>>27061678
>>watches cartoons for kids
OP here, I have never watched anime.
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>>27062197
>>27061370

>it comes naturally...you lose the desperation

This is chad advice, you just described a paradox.

For Chad sex might just fall to him for robots nothing ever will make that happen without a ton of work and anxiety.
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>>27063060
Did you not read my posts at all? I got a hooker because that was the only way out. And now I can get sex. Any robot could do the same.
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>>27063145
Did you read my post?

i asked out the hottest girl i knew in 10th grade and fucked her for 2 years and still couldnt talk to other girls

the only reason she liked me was because i wa
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>>27063161
*i was "hot"
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>>27060910
aaaaaaaaaaaah
im on the same age m8 m8 m88
now i just dont care anymore
i need to fix my shit up
im not ugly on the face im just fat as fuck
so im on loosing weight process
maybe
may be
on next year when i get to 24 i could fuck a 18 yrs old pussy . that would be dope. but first i need to get normal, and then need to get fit. other than that im gonna be doomed.
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>>27063060
Anxiety is an internal issue. You can choose to have it or to not have it. It's not quite as simple as that, but it really is as simple as that.

There are so many women with no self confidence that anyone with a redeeming feature can find someone.

It's also a ton of work for everyone, not just "robots".
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>>27063424
You can't choose to have anxiety or not, do you even neurobiology moron?
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>>27064128
You can choose to not be a massive butthurt cuck faggot.
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>>27064173
Good argument reatard
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>>27062197
pls don't do drugs, anon
it's bad. seek god instead.
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