Post times when you got back at normies
>at local flea market
>See a normie selling kinder eggs
>rage
>Call the cops on him for selling dangerous contraband
>wait for like 10 minutes
>police arrive and arrest him, confiscating all his kinder eggs
>tfw
For third worlders and yuropoors that dont know kindereggs are banned here in USA.
>RPGs and assault rifles are legal but not chocolate for kids
>murica
>>26984681
>normie tried to pass me on the right on the highway
>speed up so he can't pass
>>26984681
>at fellow students house with my gf
>beer runs out
>im only driver
>jump in car for beer run
>arrive back to find gf sucking his cock
>stabbed him in the face with a fork
>turned and walked away
>never heard anything
>both of them never returned to university
>to this day I do not know what they did or how bad he was injured but it went RIGHT in down to my fist.
>wiped my ass with my towel, knowing it would be presumptuously taken from me
>was taken in locker room
>normie smiled and said "thanks anon" and smiled shit eating grin
>proceeded to wipe himself down with my shit towel
>>26984681
>>26984797
>>>back to /9fag/ with your kinder meme
>>26985012
That is some fresh memeing, anon
>>26984681
>be me
>at apartment complex for university, so have reserved parking spots
>drive down to the mcdonalds down the street
>come back 10 mins later and some other car is parked in my spot
>ohfuckno
>park my car in front of theirs so they cant get out, and sit on the top of their car and wait
>2 girls come out after 5 mins
>ask them to read what it says on the sign (reserved)
>tell them ive called the towing company already, theyll be here in 10
>they start wailing how they were only in for 5 mins (bull shit)
>laugh and tell them ill move my car if they give me $20 or its not my problem if they have to pay $100 to the towing company
thanks to them i had free mcds for the rest of the week. feels good
>>26987214
A job well done, anon
>>26987214
Shit dude, you're a genius if that's true.
>caster item drops
>need on it despite being a rogue
>>26985012
holy shit, did they ever call cops?
>>26984681
Nice, but you should have bought some first.
>>26984681
Im Australian and i know that you repealed that ban within 4 months.
Story is a lie.
Also private sale was never banned, only retail.
>>26984681
>cops getting there in 10 minutes
Nice made up story OP
>in high school
>at lunch
>normies throwing fruit at me
>throw it back
>hit the middle of one of the normie's plates
>3 normie's clothes splattered by sauce
feels good man
>>26988518
>tfw kinder eggs are absolutely fucking everywhere in Aus and they are the best goddamn thing since the invention of chocolate
>>26984681
Kinder Surprises are fucking terrible
I had one once, and it was crunchy as shit
>>26984681
wow you sure showed him, did the whole flea market cheer as you rode away on majestic stallion of wisdom and enlightenment?
>driving at night time when normies are asleep
>blare my car horn down suburban streets
>open my window and REEEEEEEEEEEE out the window
I literally do this on occasion, it's hilarious to know I'm making normies mad. I'm also one of those people who shit and piss all over public toilets and in store changing rooms.
>>26988944
Doing God's work anon, my nigga
