*yawn* good morning wagecuck. I know it's still early but you know how Monday traffic can be. Better to get an early jump on it than be late again, you know how important it is to Mr. Shekelstein that you are on time every day! He will be checking your time card once he get in to the office after his morning round of golf, you wouldn't want to get written up again would you?
Another day, another dollar.
>>26668622
Thisis a good reminder for wagies.
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Wakie wakie sleepie wagie
As a NEET I find the sad plight of the wagecuck a moving subject for poetry
Hurry wagecuck, don't be late!
Barely time to have a shower
You friend the NEET can masturbate
But Shekelberg has all the power;
He alone decides your fate.
The NEET awakes refreshed and free
To lift his weights or smoke a bong
But Shekelberg laughs with happy glee
As you crawl before the hungry throng
Flip the burgers, bag the fries!
Your workday's barely started yet
"Oh manager!" the smug NEET cries
You made his order incorrect!
Five hours later, nothing's changed
Apart from your paycheck, by some change
Your tears splash the grill like rain
While your boss is at the driving range
And what about our friend the NEET?
He made his way down to your home
You're the laughing stock of the whole street
As the neighbours hear your girlfriend moan.
>>26668803
This is art in it's purest form. The NEET, unburdened by wage slavery, is free to spend his time honing his craft. A beautiful thing to see. This is what free bodies, free minds, and free souls can accomplish! Wagies just don't understand.
I have to go in early today but don't want to get out of bed.
>>26669090
The Wagecuck's Dilemma
>>26668622
>wagies sittin in traffic as we speak
Wagecucks are going to be so mad when they see this at 8pm when they get home, they'll forget to enjoy their two hours of """""free time"""""
I'm leaving my wage cuck job this week after I get my check.
I just found this deep wisom of NEET philosopher:
>Wagecuck alone measures time.
>Wagecuck alone chimes the hour.
>And, because of this, wagecuck alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no NEET ever endures.
>A fear of his free time running out.
Truly inspiring!
>tfw NEET but bored with anime and vidya
help
>>26670420
Try activities on left side of chart
>>26670954
> the NEET, finally able to overcome his crippling depression for 10 minutes, rolls out of bed, empties his piss bottles in the toilet, throws on his finest suit and heads down to the piano lounge where he puts on a show for local socialites
