What was the most degrading thing you ever did as an orbiter?
>>26661708
Orbited one of my best friend girlfriend.
Used to get the bus down to her work and walk her back to her house and then get the bus back home. It was an hour bus ride.
Eventually I realized what a faggot I was being apologized to my friend for being a faggot and forgot about her. She cheated on him in the end anyway. I just like to forget about it.
>>26661708
>she needs a ride
>ask mom whether I can take the car to "go pick up my girl"
>one hour drive
>"hi anon, this is chad, you wouldn't mind him coming with us?"
>stop at the mall
>go buy food to take home
>come back to the car
>girl and chad are fucking at mom's car
>wait until they are done
>"uh, anon, sorry! It just happened! Are you mad?"
>"uh, n-n-o, I'll clean it"
>the smell remains
>mom thought I was with a prostitute
>why god why
>>26661842
Damn, this made me sad
>>26661708
nothing actually. i just cook food for her sometimes, bring her food sometimes, bring her flowers on occasion, and buy her presents.
write letters and give her my mario party cartridge
>>26661842
please don't be true
>>26661708
Watched ISS and Soyuz docking from outside her bedroom.
>>26661842
what smell
>>26661708
I don't orbit. If a woman won't have sex with me, there's no reason to stick around.
>>26661811
>>26661842
Holy fucking shit. How do you live with yourselves?
>>26662342I wrote letters too. In Persian.
