>how did you lose your virginity anon?
>how may girls have you slept with anon?
>how many girlfriends have you fucked anon?
What sentences give you /instanxiety/
>>26653357
>met girl at college party
>invited me back to her apt
>chilled with her on her couch
>her roommates went to bed
>suddenly realized I'm going to hook up with her (previously did not realize what was happening)
>got bj that night
>she said "fuck me" a few times but i didn't do it that night cause I'm an idiot
>fucked her a couple weeks later
>met girl in Final Fantasy XI
>she comes to live with me after about a month
>have awkward sex with her, we were both virgins and had no idea what we were doing
>she moves home a few weeks later after realizing what a sperg I am
> what makes you happy?
> what are your hopes/dreams?
>>26653357
>So anon, any girl in your life?
>What are you doing today anon, any plans?
My dad loves to make me feel uncomfortable.
Literally everything gives me instant anxiety. I'm never comfortable in any situation.
I haven't even left the house since 2015 for fear of someone trying to interact with me.
My mom picks up my psych meds for me, but those don't work well enough for me to function around other people.
I'm thinking about possibly trying online classes to get out of being a NEET, but those require me to go in and take tests on campus, which I don't want to do.
In the spirit of the thread, I'll do sentences that give anxiety too:
>anon, have you put in any job applications today?
>what are you going to do with your life? You need direction!
>your grandmother just asked me what you're doing with your life, I told her you're taking some time to get it together
>your father is getting impatient anon, do you have a plan?
>>26653357
>how did you lose your virginity anon?
I lost it at my friend party with drunk chick, she almost vomited but didnt. It was kind of awkward to get into position because we were so drunk, i somehow put my condor and things happened. She tried to give blowjob but it was bad so i end up pounding her.
>how may girls have you slept with anon?
Only her, i had other chance but i didnt had condor at the moment.
>how many girlfriends have you fucked anon?
I had only one girlfriend but we were couple only for 2 weeks. I meet her on student exchange, we've tried LDR but it didnt work out.
>Girl from rave when I was 17
>2
>0
Could have been more when I think about it, but I fear that hardcore clinging from girls after you fuck them.
>14 being normie that time
>drink alot, smoke weed sometime
>girl at the same age
>lost virginity
Pretty normal. Life was awesome back than.
>>26653679
>Literally everything gives me instant anxiety. I'm never comfortable in any situation.
Sorry brother. I know that feel. The anxiety destroys our hopes and dreams.
>>26653357
>Drunk with buddy at the bar
>We go up to two korean girls
>Chat them up, they just moved to canada
>Get number
>Text that night/next day
>She is down to meet up next night
>Pick up, head to my apartment
>Drink, listen to music, fuck
>Easiest pick up ever
i never feel anxious telling people that i'm a virgin
why do you care what they think???
>>26653995
Because I can sometimes manage to hide my robotness around normies and when they find out it, they look down on me and make me feel self conscious
>>26653540
>>26653581
>>26653771
>>26653901
>>26653943
>>26653967
Here is our daily reminder that not only is this board infested with normies; it is infested with newfag normies that don't even understand what the subject of this thread is all about.
>>26653357
Literally anything spoken by women
>>26653357
Happened yesterday
>Talking to nice girl, she has been flirting with me for past week or so
>Decide that monday I was going to ask her out
>Today she told me she just got a new boyfriend named FUCKING TYRONE
I SHIT YOU NOT FUCKING TYRONE
GOD DAMMIT FUCKING NIGGERS RUINING EVERYTHING
I get anxious when someone asks me what I do
because I do nothing but play video games but I refuse to admit that since they'd think less of me for it immediately, and I can't bring myself to lie even about petty shit no one would care about
>>26654530
>What have you been doing lately anon?
Humans need to gain the ability to die on the spot
>>26654292
Assuming I'm a newfag and a normie.
