>alive (debatable whether it's a good thing)
>white
>have constant food/shelter/
>access to internet, technology
>in education
>live in a good area
>not ill or crippled (yet)
>live in a developed country
>parents are alive
>can play instruments
>have a best friend
I couldn't find 15
>go to private school
>parents pay for my education
>kissed a girl last night
>got pretty good friends
>not socially awkward
>have a mechanical keyboard
>eat well everyday
>live in a first world country
>lots of people support me
>own nice things
>look pretty good according to others
>fit
Still depressed
>>26629799
>alive (debatable whether it's a good thing)
>white
>have constant food/shelter/
>access to internet, technology
>in education
>live in a good area
>not completely immobile yet
>two cute cats
Took me a few minutes for the last two, dis all i got
>>26629799
>major health issue just averted this week
>have two people who care about me, kinda
>have a good set of brains when not kill by feels
>have a job that pays more than I can spend
>just got a new coffee machine that I will program tomorrow morning so I wake up with fresh coffee
>my room smells of fresh laundry
>i'm not too ugly
>i started running again
>i've loved someone
>the trees are starting to get flowers, the weather is nicer
>i don't have to wagecuck tomorrow
I'm stuck.
>asian, family poor as fuck
>can't move out because parents can't take care of themselves
>depressed
>no gf, but fine socially
>fit
>i'm okay, i guess
>day 12 of nofap, noporn, nodrugs and feeling healthier than ever
>more open to new music than ever, im always finding new stuff i like
>more close with my 2 best friends than ever
>my acne is almost completely gone
>im starting to see gains from lifting
>a few girls in my social circles are showing interest in me
>doing good in school
>just found a new safe source to LSD
>parents have no clue of me doing a shitton of drugs
>my gay brother just broke up with his boyfriend so i dont have to see that degeneracy everyday anymore
>a friend of mine always says i have a nice voice for rapping so i got that going for me i guess
>white
>healthy
>tall
>rather attractive
inb4 reee
>alive
>have friends
>liked
>6'2
>have talked to girl irl on Friday
>when to a STRFKR concert
>dogs love me
>about to go to a smash melee tourney
>have a car
>have a gpa of 3.4
>have qt girl like me but to spaghetti to talk to her
>get to change some kids's life this summer at a summer camp
>love what I'm majoring in
>about to get /fit/ because of track and field starting
>>26630276
also white
>>26629887
>have a mechanical keyboard
ah yes
the benchmark of modern civilization
>>26629799
>white
>uni student
>got internship
>borderline broke, but not starving
>my relatives are alive
>no crippling diseases
>18 years old
>male
>fighting anxiety atm
>teeth are not falling out
>hair is in place
>not a micropenis
>don't live with mom
>it's weekend right now
>my dad called me on phone today
wowie, I did it
>>26630276
>have parents
>going to uni
>white
>musician
>5'11
>not fat or skinny
>Alive
>white
>male
>U.S Marine
>over 21 as a freshman
>decent amount of money
>car
>no debt
Feels semper fantastic
>getting back into lifting
>just gotten into lots of new bands
>feeling more self confident
>eating somewhat healthily
>planning holiday that's in a few weeks
>starting a youtube channel
>reading more
>getting into history
>white
>making plans to join the army
>over my insecurities
>thinking of writing a book
>no illnesses
>still have 1 friend
>playing less vidya
>>26629799
>white
>6'2"
>almost have official gf
>doing well in college
>realized I have great friends that really like me
>lifting is fun
>healthy
>enjoy my major
>gonna get laid tonight
>not depressed anymore
>going to a party tonight
>making huge social gains
>it's 52 F today rather than -15 F
>my brothers are doing well
15 can't be fit into a single line
>last night
>hang out with girl for 3 hours
>almost fuck, no condoms
>we go to my frat's party
>everyone is SUPER pumped to see me
>hugs fucking everywhere everyone cheering because I showed up finally
Probably the best feeling I've felt in a long time desu fampai
>>26629799
>white
>6'4"
That's about it
Healthy
Have savings
Enough money per week
NEET
Funny
Musically gifted
Boned a lot
Am optimistic
Have all the gear and equipment I need
Summer swimming
Internet
Got two valentines day messages from girls (that I don't want to know though)
Am improving
Healthy
Feel good
>6' tall
>White
>Have a half-way decent job (hopefully, just hired, but seems half-way decent).
>Have bachelors degree.
>A few people actually acknowledge my existence.
>Relatively financially stable.
>Decent relationship with parents.
>Have car.
>No major health issues.
>Not fat.
>My favorite professional sports team is doing well this season.
I can't think of any more.
>>26630407
>>almost have official gf
>>doing well in college
>>realized I have great friends that really like me
why are you here?
>>26630407
Get the hell out of here.
>tfw you fucked everything up with your lies and autism
>tfw drinking and listening to sad songs all day every day just to feel
Good things? Nothing. All gone and I only have myself to blame.
>>26630531
wrong picspoilerforblox
>>26629799
>alive
>healthy
>white
>moderately attractive
>learning to play an instrument(although I really don't practice enough)
>still got a lot of options open for my future
>in education
>have acquaintances(not really close enough to be friends... not yet, at least)
>live in a first-world country
>food/shelter/etc
>improving social skills/situation(about half a year ago I was so shy I could barely talk to anyone, I'm noticing a clear difference now and I'm pretty happy but want to keep improving until I'm basically Chad-tier.)
>improving state of mind(I had pretty bad depression from about September or October, but I've been changing my perspective on life)
I got 12, which is pretty good I guess.
>Awesome family
>Close circle of friends
>Have significant other
>Getting good grades in school
>Have a job that I don't hate
>Not ill
>Live in developed country
>Live in nice city
>Learning a new language as a result of my job
>Roomate works in retail so I get a lot of awesome and free shit
>Sex life is off the charts
>Have a gr8 cat
>Comfiest bed in the world
>Qt
>Just bought a flat of San Pelligrino so I have lots of tasty drink
Life is dank
>have a great job
>have qt gf
>have some pretty good friends
>relationship with family is alright
>100% independent financially
>have access to any drugs i want
>own a nice car
>have no mental illnesses
>have no serious physical flaws
>have bachelor degree
>still pretty young
>don't have to file my own taxes (accountant friend)
>am white
>live in the city in 1st world country
I think that's only 14. Oh well.
>good family
>first world
>private school
>food and water everyday
>im attractive
>intelligent and cult
>access to internet and culture
>friend gave me vinyl record of my fav band yesterday
>fav band is doing new album
>another percy jackson book is coming out soon (no bully)
that's it
>>26629799
>go to top 20 university
>parents pay for all of it
>live in nice house
>have good future job prospects
>will inherit lots of money when grandparents, parents die
>Am the favorite child
>come on /r9k/ to feel better about myself by comparison
>not autistic
>pretty smart
>decent looks
>not socially awkward
>have awesome best friends
depressed because not enough dopamine in brain
>>26629799
>made it past the age of 20
>europe
>parents alive
>food/shelter
>in college
>had a gf
>had sex
>close relatives love me
>>26629799
>I guess I'm in uni
>I'm kinda smart? Not really that smart.
>I do know this boy. I think I might love him.
>My parents are kind, but they don't know I'm gay
>I'm kinda comfy
That's it basically.
>have a love interest
>have friends
>live in first world country
>access to food and other necessities
>have friendly pets
>smart
>deep voice
>not short (wouldn't call myself tall either)
>speak multiple languages
>very good at my hobby
>extensive vocabulary
>studying economics
>friendly appearance
>fast typer
>good at graphic design
Took me a while honestly
>>26629799
Let's try.
>after over 10 years my severe depression is gone
>i love being white
>not a virgin anymore
>my apprenticeship for becoming a watchmaker will start this summer
>i am not dead
>finally getting my life back on track
>have a really thick dick with average length, a realy pussy plower
>shamestation is free of Boomdaga
>my turds are perfectly shaped and smooth as a pussydick
>I am not OP
>I am not a woman
>I am not a nigger
Fuck yeah
>>26629934
>>two cute cats
Please still be here and please post them
>>26630865
>>have a love interest
>>extensive vocabulary
Married
Cool downtown apartment
Good group of friends
Job is easy enough
QT At work wants my knob
Pornstar girl wants me to be a stunt dick
Perscription to adderal
Recently got skinny and fashionable
Writing career going well
White
Uhhhhh...
I think that's all I got.
>alive
>in university
>have a girlfriend
>have family that loves me
>have my license
>have food to eat every day
>have all my hair
>in good health
>have had sex before in life
All I got
>In college
>Moving soon
>Sort of fit, not muscular but play sports
>No financial problems and home
>Smart
>Not a small chance of never being happy
1. Apartment has heat
2. Apartment has water
3. Apartment has electricity
4. I can afford my rent
5. Plan to save $10,000 this year within reach
6. College graduate
7. Work in law
8. Know quite a bit about the law
9. Living with a roommate instead of mom and her bf
10. Roommate is a good man
11. Only money I owe is via student loans
12. Only have one credit card and am never late with payments
13. Credit score > 700
14. In spite of success enjoyed, I remain a thoughtful and caring person
15. Beyond material things, I enjoy internal delights (reading, exercise, etc.)
Good thread, OP.
