this is how big the average Chad is, compared to the average Robot. how do you feel?
So is a small dick required for this bait to work?
I am really looking forward to some angry replies :^)
>not a virgin, browse /r9k/ anyways
>post big dick threads often>post conflicting viewpoints, such as "big dicks are just a meme" and "all women want big dicks"
>shitstorm ensues
>tfw 7x5.5 and have been called "small"
>tfw have put on a cock sleeve to make me 9x6" and have gotten nothing but positive results
reminder if your dick isn't 8 inches, women are only pretending to be interested.
>>26680477
Oh much of a big Chad and Robot cocks are for comparison?
>>26680477
actually in dick pick threads in here there are a lot if huge robots
>>26680477
>Thinks porn is an accurate example of real sexual relationships.
KV detected.
>>26680477
>>26680532
mfw I'm so redpilled this shit don't even trigger me anymore.
Feels good not giving a shit.
>>26680477
That looks more like size of the average soft penis compared to size of the average erect penis to me. All the guys I know told me their dicks grew like 2-3x when erect, which seems to fit this pic.
>>26680477
>this is how big the average Chad is, compared to the average Robot
fixed the pic for you
>only 6.5x5.5
>im 6'4 though...
>THAT MAKES UP FOR IT RIGHT?
>>26680981
>im 5'6
>my dick is 7.5x6
>That makes up for it right?
>>26680981
>>26681049
>tfw 5'5" and 4.5x4.5 dick
...h-help
>>26681049
Yeah you'll look fucking huge on your boyish frame.
>>26681123
could be worse>at least all your limbs work perfectly
>>26681206
>mad dicklet
>>26680532
fuck tighter women
>>26680477
The small dick guy can just move his body closer though
>>26681123
>tfw 7'5" and 5'5"x8'5" cock
get on my level manlet
Less than 5" girth is objectively small though, right?
>>26680536
You mean there are a lot of robots who claim to be huge, yet proof is never posted when somebody demands a timestamp
Why do people alwyas assume Chads are massively hung? Did OP get fucked by one or something?
>>26682108
average is 11.66 cm which is less than 5 inches
but yeah if you're smaller than 8x6 it's touch luck boyo
>>26682108
Anything less than 5.5 is objectively small.
>>26682108
>>26682283
>>26682337
ACTUALLY anything less than 6" is literally considered objectively tiny...
>believing in the lies porn does
No wonder you're a robot. You're fucking retarded to think porn has any bases in reality. by that logic any internet guy or cable guy fucks every womans house he goes to.
>>26680477
moar of dat piggy
>tfw big dick
probably the only reason I haven't killed myself
>>26682483
same family, I just hope one day I'll find a gf and she'll worship my bwc, that's what I'm holding onto lately
>>26682386
It's not really a lie that women like big dicks but people on r9k tend to greatly overstate their importance. A big dick will not make up for lack of everything else.
At the weekend I was getting blown by a girl and she had to stop because she literally said "you're fucking huge, I can't do this".
Ruined my day desu
>>26682389
Noelle Easton
>>26683072
so how big are you?
>>26683072
This is like me with my bf. I literally CANNOT give him a blow job because he's too damn big.
I'm 5.5"x4" and I don't give a fuck about having a small dick. I don't care about getting the girl off I only care about getting myself off. And if they're fucked up enough to want to get fucked by me then having a small dick isn't gonna change anything.
>tfw 7.7x6
Good feels.
>>26683113
Not even that big man, 8 inches, I don't know my girth, but big enough that she could barely get her lips around it
>>26683404
>8 inches
>not even that big
>1%
>tfw only 6.5
>tfw can't make gf cum
>tfw can't even post in this r9k thread
>>26683404
>Not even that big man,
>8 inches
>pornstar tier size
>bigger than 99.5% of the male population according literally every statistics ever made
>lol not even that big mang :))
Well meme'd you autistic fuck
also
>implying you are not a 4" dicklet
>6.5x6
>extremely dominant
>never fail to make my partner scream
swaying of the ocean, man, swaying of the ocean. just hold her down by the throat and she'll melt like butter
>>26683484
>>26683432
I didn't want to sound like I was boasting, sorry to offend
>>26683592
no worries m8, these dicklets will never understand our big dick feels
btw I'm 10.5" hard, it could be a bit bigger but hey, at least it's above average, amiright
>>26682591
/r9k/ also doesn't seem to have any understanding as to what average size means. this board seriously believes that most guys that get laid are packing 7+ inch dicks.
>>26680477
>>26680925
here is the REAL, ACTUAL, OBJECTIVE comparison, of an average normie dick and a true robot dick
Guys, women vary in tightness a lot.
I'm 6 inches long and 5.5 girth and I've been with a girl so loose That it could finger hard with 3 fingers and she took it easily. She probably could have been fisted. My cock didn't feel like it was touching the sides. I was literally plunging into nothing.
And she was an18 year old East Asian girl. Thin.
On the other hand I've been with a nice, heavy butt, almost the kind that /fit/ would go "how do you even satisfy a girl like that without an 8x6 inch dick brehs?"
But she has the tightest fucking oussy imaginable. I can make her get close to cumming just slowly running the first 2 inches of my cock in and out of the entrance of her vagina. One time We were ducking and she started moaning and tightening up so much that it actually felt like blood was slowly building up in my dick and not flowing out and I might get a burst blood vessel if I keep going. Infact she feels self-conscious about being so tight and I think actively tries to relax and wants to make herself less tight, even though I've told her it feels amazing and not to change anything.
You just need to keep fucking different women until you find a girl with a dynamite pussy.
You might not know what I'm talking about because you can fuck several women and most will feel about the same, but when you do find a naturally tight girl you won't believe how different it feels.
With most girls I usually start to go soft if I wear a condom and I've been fucking for a while but with this girl I'm Rick hard the whole time even wearing extra safe condoms.
It is so fucking important to get a girl with good pusdy.
>>26683637
Good going dude, as much as there are problems with having large penises, the benefits are too great to be ignored. The look on the face of a girl when she pulls it out can make a man feel like a god.
what is girth measured in?
>>26683951
Millimetres
>>26683951
Radians.
>tfw my cock is only 6.5 inches long but I can make it look big and thick
Pepe-trickster.jpg
>>26683951
Degrees. Mine is 360. Pretty nice.
>>26684377
That yours?
No way that's 6.5
>>26680532
>reminder if your dick isn't in the top 1% of men, women are only pretending to be interested
Thats pretty fucking sad on the woman's part.
>>26684414
It literally is.
From the skin at the base to the tip is only 6.5 inches.
Girls probably think it's going to be a semi-porn star dick but by the time I've got it out in real life it's too late.
>>26684377
fellow 6.5incher here
>>26684377
>>26684802
another 6.5 incher reporting in, suh dudes
No he isn't, Chad has just as small of a dick as you do. Less autism, less thots. Much like them darkies.
I feel powerless and insignificant
>>26684914
Sure, whatever you say dicklet. And yes the BBC is a myth as well :^)
>>26684802
cute
original post desufam
>>26683753
here is the R E A L comparison, robot dick vs an average small dick
robots are you even trying?
Lulz I like how it just keeps getting smaller
>>26685093
I know it is so epic XDDDDDDDDDD
EDIT: Thanks for the gold, guys!
>>26680477
I'm somewhere in the middle.
>>26680477
>>26680925
>>26683753
>>26685028
so let me get this straight, the average robot dick is the big one right?
>>26685154
>so let me get this straight, the average robot dick is the big one right?
lmao no, it's the smaller one
