>bring up that men kill themselves more than women
>woman says "yeah but women attempt it more"
>maybe they don't want to die and it's cry for help
>"Shut up shitlord! Stop trivializing their suicides they obviously have it worse!
You can't win. Just laugh in her face and walk off.
>>26647219
call her a roastie or fat that always triggers 99 percent of women
>>26647219
>women "attempting" suicide
>jump from 2nd floor
>Take more aspirin than the recommended dosage
Got in a talk about this with a girl recently. I said "There's probably legitimate reasons to kill yourself for some people, and for some people, their life isn't going to get better".
She acted all offended and said "You're talking to a 9 times suicide survivor right now" as if that was supposed to mean anything. I called her bullshit and said "You don't need to try to kill yourself, you just need to kill yourself, if I wanted to die, I would actually do it." I then listed a few ways that would actually work.
She knew I was right, but all her orbiters started freaking out.
>>26647219
>complain about depression, no gf, no friends, no future
>"lol Anon stop being a pathetic loser."
>girl complains about trivial shit making her depressed
>say she's acting ridiculous and I can't feel sympathy
>"omg leave her alone Anon you don't know what she's going through"
>>26647219
guys
its not a pissing contest to see who feels worse
just let them be
>>26647903
>9 times suicide survivor
That phrase is hilarious to me for some reason
>>26647903
>9 times suicide survivor
>>26647903
>You're talking to a 9 times suicide survivor right now
>>26647903
>>26647903
>9 times suicide survivor right now
>suck this hard at kill yourself
Should've told her to go kill herself.
>>26648106
*sucking this hard at killing yourself
Fucking hell I had a complete brainfart there
>>26647903
>9 time suicide survivor
It's not fucking breast cancer.
>>26648034
It's hilarious because clearly she was not trying to kill herself. You can't try 9 times and still fail. She overdosed everytime, on dxm I think, and where she would be found immediately. Not gonna kill her, but quick way for ruining your organs and a nice trip to the mental ward.
I think she does genuinely have problems, after knowing her for so long. It's hard for me to empathize with her though, because she's a massive slut and attention whore with a legion of orbiters.
I mean, I really do believe she's suffering, but there's so many people going through worse, without the support and companionship she receives. It's pretty hard for me to care about her complaining about her problems when I'm experiencing much much worse myself, and so many of her problems are self inflicted in the first place.
>>26648130
Post pics famalam.
>>26648130
>overdosing on dxm
wew lad
>>26648130
> tfw failed 2 times kyself
first time I somehow survived the jump off a bridge and just swam back and was like god is giving me a chance I dunno
second time I overdosed and got into some empathetic trip so I called the police to pick up my body because I didn't want some guy to end up finding my rotten corpse after like 2 years and leaving him with such an image.
It isn't "trivializing her suicide attempts" to point out the fact that they weren't. Parasuicidal behavior for attention and affection isn't the same as trying to kill yourself, and conflating the two is what's "trivializing suicide". She should either try fucking harder or shut the hell up, half ass "attempts" are nothing to brag about. Why would she bring it up, even? Hath she no shame?
>>26648030
And here we have it: the only person with brains in this entire thread.
>>26648377
This. What an intellectual and reasonable post made by the real intelligentsia of /r9k/
I'm sick of people telling me that I can't be a robot or a shut-in just because I'm female and have a boyfriend and go to school and go partying every few nights with my friends
They don't understand the real depression and social anxiety I feel every day. Some nights I don't even feel like going out and when I'm at the club I get nervous sometimes.
>>26648444
1/10 lure
>>26647219
>men are even better at killing themselves than women
Step it up.
>>26648444
Fuck off, you're not a robot. Not because you're a woman, but because you're a normie
>>26648444are you even trying anymore with this lame ass bait?
>>26649309
It's not a pissing contest to sees who's worse off, you dumb manbaby
>>26647219
you could be a little less confrontational and point out men that attempt it and fail are going to be even more ashamed and not report it or seek help so they can try again because there is no help
>>26647219
>women can't even manage to kill themselves
>>26647903
>9 times suicide survivor right now
>1st time jumped from 2nd floor balcony
>2nd time cut wrists with broken plastic ruler
>3rd time jumpped from bunk bed
>4th time tried to over dose on tylenol
>5th time tried to over dose on advil
>6th time tried broken ruler method again but on thighs
>7th time tried to hang herself with twine
>8th time actually used razor blades but on her hips
>9th time tried to drown herself in a pool just by swimming underwater
>>26648444
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8 please dont h8 on this terrific b8
>>26649550
kek
Ninth should be tried to kill herself by holding her breath
>>26647991
Just stop hanging out in the likes of normies, I knew to do this since highschool.
>>26649581
>tried to wish herself to death
>went in the ocean and waited for sharks to get her
>slapped herself in the head a bunch of times trying to give herself a severe concussion
>jumped in front of a bicycle
>>26649450
But it is, you fucking retard normie R*****or. You really don't see how someone who was depressed with no friends, relationships, or self-esteem would be pissed at an attractive woman with plenty of friends, orbiters, and a boyfriend claiming her life was so shitty? It absolutely is a contest, fucking moron.
>>26648587
>>26649309
>>26649437
>jokes are b8
>sarcasm is b8
>satire is b8
Kill yourself, retards. He's clearly joking. How fucking stupid can you get?
>>26648587
>>26649309
>>26649437
Holy fucking shit how are you guys even alive it's not bait it's literally a joke
>>26649719
>being this retarded
That post itself must also be satire right?
>>26649719
>>26649740
I personally didn't continue reading after the 5th line, sry m8s
.5/10 "joke."
>>26649719
Welcome to 4chan 2016. The people 4chan used to mock are now the average user.
I especially love how they respond to it just to point out that it is a bait post. There used to be an image macros that were consistently posted here mocking that type of retarded shit.
>>26647903
>9 times
>Suicide survivor
Ladies and gentlemen, you can't make this shit up
Some whore actually tried to kill herself NINE FUCKING TIMES
>9 time suicide survivor
shoulda asked her if she was a cat
Keep it up guys i'll add more to this
>>26647903
>9 times suicide survivor
Is she a cat girl?
>>26649979
Should it be "an /r9k/"
>>26649979
You're going to post it on reddit, aren't you?
>>26649992
>Can't grammar to save my life
Thanks anon, yeah it should
>>26649979
looking forward to seeing this screencap on /r/4chan! simply fucking epic dude!
>>26647903
yo nigga put me in the screencap
>>26650007
>posting shit on reddit
I wouldn't dare too even if i wanted too
and i wouldn't even know where to go so...
>>26647903
looks like she ran out of lives
>>26650017
Is that on reddit?
As if i'm gonna post it on there
>>26647903
>9 times suicide
Jesus christ what a dissapointment
>>26650115
>>26650038
>tomorrow
>r/4chan
>/r/obot meets suicidal girl
>>26648444
Dude
This is literally the worst bait on the internet.
Nice trips tho
>>26650239
>/r/obot
sauce?
>>26649979
you're going to get so many reddit points from this epic post, bro
>>26650343
Jesus christ what's with everyone thinking i'm gonna post this on reddit?
>>26650239
>Implying i'll be on reddit
>>26647219
Honestly, why argue with a feminist?
I remember when I first started reading red-pill blogs and was blown away with how they completed shattered feminist myths. I was so excited to share this information with my unitiated friends, so that they could learn the truth I had discovered. What I realized was that they had no interest in hearing the truth and would resort to whatever mental gymnastics they needed to in order to justify the beliefs they were comfortable with. It was disappointing, but also a real revelation.
I decided at that point that I was no longer going to attempt to convert anyone. People have to discover truth on their own.
>>26650759
This. Debating others to change their opinions is pointless.
>>26650759
>A man convinced against his will Is of the same opinion still
>>26649979
Le Reddit army here!
Nice job comrade, we are going to get ALL the upboates, for the win, epik for the win!
F*ck yeah bro! *brofist*
See you on r/4chan m8 ;)))
*teleports away, like a gentleman*
>>26651100
>>26650343
>>26650239
>>26650017
What the fuck, is this huge samefagging or this is legit other people being faggots
>>26647219
Literally the Kill yourself tier of killing yourself.
>>26649550
Jesus I haven't laughed this hard in a while, gg anon
>>26651251
>>26647903
Whoops. wrong reply.
