>"robot"
>has several friends
>has social media
>has a tinder
>talks to girls regularly
>"robot"
>my only online friend for 5 years said he is going to host a party
>mfw
I WANT MY FRIEND BACK, THE NORMIES TOOK HIM.
>seeing your one and only friend being taken by the Normies
Last time I've seen him was 5 years ago, we were best friends for 6 years, I trusted him like no one else.
>"robot"
>has tried marijuana/LSD
>has had sex with prostitutes
>has had happy endings at massage parlors
>has had girlfriends
>likes sports
>has normie clothing
>studying in university
>close with family
>maintains social media and regularly gets dozens of likes and comments
>has tinder
>has convinced a girl on omegle to get nude
>has convinced a girl online to send him nudes
>goes out with friends on a bi-weekly basis
>travels the country/world
>has a very good job
>is married
>has kids
>if he opened up about his depression or anxiety, his friends/family would be supportive
>>26582559
you should move on with your friend he is only trying to get pussy
This board really has turned to shit thanks to normalfags
>>26582672
I really like that "normalfag" meme, can you do that ree thing for me
>above average looks
>"robot"
>wealthy family
>"robot"
>has, or has had, a gf
>robot
>>26582701
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNFUNNY NORMALFAGS
>>26582647
>>has had girlfriends
>>likes sports
>>has normie clothing
>>studying in university
>>close with family
i fit these 4 am i still a normie?
the only girlfriend i had was in the 7th grade
>>26582948
if you fit any of them you're a normie that's the point
>to be a robot you have to intentionally ruin your life in every way possible
>only when you have trashed it beyond repair and stagnated in your filth for years on end can you become a robot
k
>>26583047
>intentionally ruin your life
the whole point of being a robot is that it isn't intentional
>>26582647
I only have two of those traits but I'm definitely not a robot. Very cyborg, leaning towards normie
Hey I got a joke!
Q. What do you call a robot with low IQ?
A. Scrap metal (not a robot)
>>26583076
How can you intentionally not have a gf when youre like 24 already? Did you never go to parties?
>>26583210
i was never invited to parties
i never had friends
>>26583210
>Did you never go to parties?
Is that really so unbelievable?
>>26583210
>implying that having a gf only depends on someones intention
You REEEk of normieness
>>26583210
>Tfw try to bait someone because i thought thats how some sad people felt better
>i feel very guilty now
Fuck
>>26583210
>notmie can't even imagine a non-normie life
>probably thinks its all just a meme
>>26582521
>"robot"
>is female
>>26582701
you will never understand, please just leave before things get ugly
>inb4 your shitty normie arguements
>>26583451
>tfw reveal how normie you are
>get backlash for it
>"haha i was just trolling!, *phew*"
>>26583618
No really, im not even 20 yet and im already a diagnosed schizophrenic, only kiss i ever had was in kindergarten in a pillow fortress, and it wasnt even on the cheek/lips
Am I a robot?
Robot stats
>skinnyfat
>manlet
>shit hairline
>shit jawline
>ugly
>riddled with anxiety
>depression
>KV
>never had a gf
>3 friends and haven't had a female one since I was 16 and that was my only female friend since I was 10
>jobless, never had a job
>keyboard warrior
>pretty much nearly every person I've ever met who is my age and who's life I've been in at some point in time either hate me and think I'm a weirdo or are completely indifferent
>loner at college besides one chad who talks to me out of pity
Possible none robot stats
>smoked weed socially in the past
>only 18
>play an instrument
>have performed music on a stage in front of people (recently)
>attend college
>speak to at least one of my three friends 3 times a week, mainly online
>a grill hugged me once
>a girl has liked me once but turns out she was just mad dick hungry and I sperged out
>family aren't ashamed of me yet
>>26583950
fuck off normiefag
>Treating failure like a competition
>Competing with each other to.see who is the most opressed victim and the specialist snowflake
