Post unbelievable things about yourself that are 100% true.
The newer style Pepe is my creation.
>>26673386
I actually have a gift for words and writing, like a minor superpower. When people speak, I actually see the words spoken like they're overlaid on an inner screen, and they're colored and animated by letters and by nuances in speech and meaning. It's like having closed-captions on in real life, and I actually see it. I say that it's a minor superpower because I've always been really good at reading and writing, I was in a fuckton of spelling bees as a kid, I have a knack for speech and poetry, etc. I'm also relatively decent at translating dead languages.
I also feel sound and have some kind of spatial-conceptual synesthesia going on. I additionally have an IQ above the 99th percentile.
>>26673386
If that's true, kudos to ya, robutt. How's it feel to see what it's spawned?
I have an uncomfortable computer set up and now I have a chronic pain in my right arm.
>>26673386
The old style pepe is better 2bh
>>26673677
>not having a chronic pain in your left arm and sudden sharp random pain in your heart
I was in North Korea and at the gathering of the juggalos in the same week
i snitched on some Stacey at my highschool, she was bragging about having sex with an nfl qb and I screen capped it and sent it to sports journalists before she deleted it, ended up blowing up and being a big deal, and got her btfo, her parents ripped her out of private school and sent her to wyoming for some nature retreat shit for troubled kids for months, basically ruined her life
would do it again a million times no regrets fuck that stupid bitch
>>26673608
Feels good man
Sasquatch
I once went nearly completely blind in my right eye without warning when I was 17. It happened overnight. Oddly, it turned out to be Retrobulbar Neuritis, an inflammation of the optic nerve. This condition only happens in women 90 percent of the time, so it's odd that I'm a dude that got it. Regained sight after a few weeks and a visit to the doc
>>26673711
Vice magazine plz go
I have two namefags, when I use one I always seem to not be able to type what I'm trying to say easily, but with the other I can say whatever I want with no trouble at all. It must be some psychological thing.
I'm a male model
My cousin from Spain had sex with soccer player Neymar. Pretty sure nobody will believe this but according to my cousin, Neymar is gay as fuck.
>>26673804
I haven't been muted because my comment is very original
>>26673700
I broke my collarbone last week, so my left arm hurts too. I'm still working on that heart thing via comfort eating.
>>26673822
he looks a bit faggy too
My cousin played football at the University of Oregon and he still holds Pac-12 and Oregon records in some categories
>>26673715
Is that the girl that snapchatted her in bed with the sleeping nfl player?
>>26673829
dumb normalfag
back to /v/ with you
I popularized the "that feel when" meme when I used to browse Krautchan before 4chan took it.
>about yourself
>my cousin
>being this autistic
>>26673885
Dumb Norman back 2 Reddit with u
I own 3 food stalls at a mall
>>26673386
I am a published author.
There's a Wikipedia article about me.
I made a living writing custom erotica for years.
I was once thrown out of prison.
A famous mystery novelist once confessed her secret fetish to me.
I run a website that you guys often use
it's literally thanks to 4chan users popularising my website that I have any kind of income
>tfw people slowly migrating to a competing service because I'm too depressed to work on improvements
>>26673386
i wrote a flawless 6 steps guide to fix depression based on my own experience and battle with it
i posted it here and got no replys at all
i already forgot about it, it was two years ago
>>26674004
What is it retard?
>>26674004
ZUCKERBERG GET OUT
>>26674021
People here don't want to improve unfortunately
I have a really cute black girlfriend who I genuinely believe is my soul mate.
We live together, we're in love, and she's super sweet. Her love for me has motivated her to understand and take part in my nerdier hobbies like anime, tabletop gaming, 4chan, etc., which would all drive away other people. My love for her has made me try to help her with many of her personal issues, like her difficulties with her job and her family. We've both grown as individuals thanks to the support we've given to each other.
Don't fall for the "racial purity" meme, anons, it will only serve to cut you off from someone you may otherwise have terrific compatibility with. Find a girl who you click with, and forget arbitrary bullshit like race, religion, etc. Purposely expand your search to racial, ethnic, or religious groups you previously didn't consider. You may be surprised by what you find.
>>26674004
8ch? lmao. Right?
I coined the name zyklon ben garrison
on a now defunct imageboard that is word filtered maybe 3-5 years ago
i didn't start the ben garrison meme as whole though that was a jew from melbourne i believe
I was homeless for four days because I lost my keys to my dorm and I was embarrassed.
>>26674047
yeah, i also learned that depressed people cant be helped so it was pointless anyways
>>26674058
People eat off that table. Gross.
>>26674058
YOU INTRODUCED HER TO 4CHAN
I came up with the word "britbong". The story of it's creation is incredibly lame. I wonder if most stories of how words were created are lame too.
>>26674023
I might as well post my full name and address
>>26674062
nah
>>26674058
>forget arbitrary bullshit like race, religion
The differences will start to show as the both partners get older. It's easy when you're young.
I personally know so many examples of children of mixed race/parents of different religion who want nothing to do with one side of the parent's race/religion.
>>26674004
NeetForum?
>>26674129
Specifically /pol/. She's more redpilled than I am, and it's a bit scary.
>>26673981
How is that hard to believe??
>>26674336
so shes a self-racist?
I have been on 4chan since 2004
I fucked and knocked up my high school teacher. We got together seriously when I aged up.
>>26674339
Where do you think you are anon?
original commento
>>26674565
how did u do it? looks? charisma? or is she a pedo?
>>26674058
You're literally just a racial fetishist, please fuckoff Goldstein
>>26674579
Looks I think, not a Chad but I was pretty physically mature for my age.
>>26673386
I know the guy who made frail snail, he's a 14 year old who skipped a year of school and is dual-enrolled in college.
>>26674206
>I might as well post my full name and address
Go for it.
>>26674004
omegle?
the most original comment
I was the prom king
>mfw I wasn't even planning to go
I work in a specialist clinic and saw Liam from one direction came in one day because he's balding
>>26673386
I have actually kissed a girl before and have been in a relationship at one point in my life
>>26674058
You could have had all of this with a white woman though.
>>26675075
This hang that bitch up
>>26674793
Was it one of those things Normans do like how they choose the guy with downsyndrome as prom king and the tranny as prom queen to give themselves a pat on the back?
>>26673386
I lost my virginity to Rihanna during the Barbabos carnival.
A landscape I painted was bought off me by prince Charles' curator for his personal collection.
I'd post it because neither me nor the painting are famous and you wouldn't recognise it, but I don't have a picture on this computer.
>>26673386
I created the DUDE WEED LMAO meme with a thread about seth rogen on /tv/
>>26673386
For two years I had a forensic psychiatrist who also worked with Jeffrey Dahmer. While I was under his care I was chemically castrated and regularly went to group therapy meetings for sexual deviants, mostly pedophiles, but also exhibitionists, rapists and people who practiced beastiality.
To top it off, I made threads documenting my visits here on /r9k/ for one year, which were received extremely well and always maxed out the bump limit. I mentioned to my shrink once that the internet was more helpful than he was, one thing led to another, and I wound up showing him excerpts of one of the threads. They were put into his official notes in my case. I have 4chan posts in my psychiatric history now.
>>26673386
I made the baby pepe sucking his thumb that gets posted sometimes. There's a demonic shoop of it that's gets posted more often that I didn't make.
>>26675367
People have been saying shit like that for years. At best, you standardized it.
>>26675495
I've been around for years
not that great compared to others but I'm a starting family doctor
I'm fat so my penis is around 1.5 - 2.0 inches flaccid.
Yet I've manage to get two of my previous girlfriends to cum by just fucking them, multiple times in a row.
I despise homeless people more than anything, shitting, pissing and begging on the streets.
I read about this method on the internet and I managed to pull it off it a few times.
I emptied bottles of strong liquor, mostly firewater that in my country is cheap, enough to leave 1/4 of the liquor in the bottle, and I filled another quarter with methanol. Mix it up well and leave it inside trash cans at night.
The idiots finding the bottles drinked it up inmediately without questioning first. Truly imbeciles.
Eventually they died I guess, I say I guess because in the news they were warning about finding hobos dead by intoxication, but I'm not sure if they were talking about me. I stopped doing it after that regardless.
>>26674147
The story about British people telling the time by the amount of big Ben's bongs?
"Oi it's eleven bongs, it is!"
I'm a millionaire.
c;
>>26675566
how do you justify harming people who mildly annoy you
I masturbate 12 times a day on average
>I have an IQ of 475
>I created 4chan and sold it to moot for tree fiddy and a bj
>I have the cure for cancer but I use it to wash my ass instead of sharing it with normies
>I control the Illuminati
>I am an ayy lmao
Ive used lucid dreaming techniques to change my reality in various ways, including killing
Im in contact with beings from another world
>>26675685
>I have the cure for cancer but I use it to wash my ass instead of sharing it with normies
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>26673715
Fuck yeah
Good on ya anon
>>26675623
I don't. I'm an asshole with borderline depression.
I hated hobos and junkies since my childhood and well, mixing all that shit didn't end well.... For them.
I've managed to get off easy most of my life through incredible strokes of luck, lying, bluffing, scheming and manipulating people and the system.
>got in to study for a bachelor's degree via a once in a lifetime - loophole with no previous finished studies past secondary school
>found a job in "my field" before I graduated because of mandatory internship for said degree
>lived a couple of years off benefits after quitting said job to find something better
<they asked me not to leave, offered a permanent position with 1.5x normal salary of said job duties.
>started looking for work again, this time something bigger, and nailed a solid permanent job in a 40-some people company
>been taking care of my aunt for years, got a very sizeable inheritance after she passed a few months ago, big enough to make 3 of her brothers want to contest the will in court (they ended up with nothing)
So yeah. I've skipped school, avoided responsibility, stolen and cheated every chance I got. But I've been good to people, helped anyone I can even at my own expense, so I guess it all comes down to karma
Now I'm in a job with absolutely no chance of ever being laid off, the work is easy and I get to have trainees do work for me, so I'll take it easy and save up, and once the inheritance lands I'll set up plans to start my own company should I get stuck in my current one.
>>26675718
Was killing hobos part of your plan?fhhffbfdc
>>26675631
Great numbers
>>26675748
It was a pretty big proof
>>26674206
So it's popular enough that we'll know you
>>26675763
For youfhhffbfdc
>>26675808
I'm killing these hoboswith no survivors
I've been on 4chan since I was 8 years old.
I'm 19.
>>26675723
you seem like you don't give yourself any credit for what you do. you're not a genius but you wouldn't be where you're at just from luck. What kind of work do you do
>>26673386
I really like robots and agree with them in a lot of things but I'm the most normie of the normies
>>26675748
>>26675763
>>26675808
>>26675826
Does anyone else cringe at this shit when they see it? It's funny for the first few weeks at best, but after that it's just awful. I'm reminded of boys in highschool spouting the same inside jokes at each other for months on end, completely oblivious to how fucking stupid they look to everyone else.
>>26675860
How can you agree with robots and share their views on a lot of things if you're a normie?
>>26675860
This desu, I like this place and am redpilled, but I'm very integrated with society and have friends and the approval of my parents.
I accept that I'm not a robot, but i like them.
>>26675880
Is baneposting cringe now?
Damn, I love it.
>>26675836
I've taken the easy options because I've had a lot of unlucky hardships in my life as well.
I think I'm a good guy, dependable to my friends, loyal to the company etc, but the path here forced me to.
I would've ended up in the gutter a long time ago had I not done my all to "get away with it".
I work in IT, doing what I love and like the most; I've been doing things daily with computers since I was 7, that was 21 years ago.
I've made such a point of being and appearing as a good guy to all my friends, co-workers and relatives that if they got a full look of all the shady shit I've done to manage they'd be in total disbelief.
Obviously I'm not a genius and you might be right, but I'm just calling it as I see it as well.
>>26674336
bullshit
she browses a forum where people masturbate over their genocidal fantasies, and cannot go a paragraph without calling someone a nigger or a kike
>>26675921
Baneposting can be funny when it's unique/original but it's usually pretty cringe.
It's like, "Oh! He said 'big guy'! Now I say 'for you'! I know how this epic inside joke works!"
There's no punchline, it's just filling in the blanks.
>tfw I'll never have anything to contribute to a thread like this
>>26675880
I share the ideas that work is for idiots, people is most of the time annoying, I'm a bit racist, well more than racist I don't like strangers I would say, I don't trust in no one. I find hilarious the strange situations autism makes happen.
But on the other hand in my country it's imposible to live without seeing people, I have gf although I'm aware I never will trust 100%, I have a paid job (not really difficult as my country is really unproductive).
>>26675953
>I've taken the easy options
>if they got a full look of all the shady shit I've done
like what ? this is /r9k/ nobody's going to throw a rock at you. There's already a guy claiming murder above
>>26673608
Can you rap pretty well. If you don't like it, have you ever at least tried
>>26675921
The basic premise of it seems flimsy and desperate
Its what a couple of 12yr olds might find funny
>>26675880
hello r/edditoriginaladaaa
I've literally never said something unfitting in my entire life. My brain just does this weird taking in all factors around me stuff I dont understand anything of, and instantly chooses if something is appropriate. Literally the only thing keeping me from an heroing right now, since I can get pretty much everyone to like me once I speak to them
>>26675893
Normies loving robots, the final chapter of r9k
I have a gf
fambam
>>26676099
Don't think of it as a patronising thing, like a Stacy saying how cute a downie is. Think of it as an uneducated pleb watching patrician film and not quite understanding, but knowing something more important is there.
I'm a newfag to r9k and I hope to become robot.
>>26673386
I have $180000 in my savings account but i never buy clothes and i ride a bike everywhere
I had a Bolivian surgeon re-route my digestive tract through a pig's anus in my chest. He installed a control center on my outer thigh that warns me when the density of the feces in the collection area becomes great enough that I need to flip the switch to release the feces. The indicator light is green when the density is low, then turns to yellow, then red, and finally flashing red with an intermittent beep like a smoke detector. Flashing red lasts about 90 minutes before feces starts to leak out. Normally I latch a colostomy bag to the metal ring around the anus and release the feces into that. But lately I've been calling prostitutes when I'm about to blow, getting them naked and then ripping my shirt off and spraying them with a hefty load of pressurized feces. (The container at the terminus of the tract can hold almost 1.5 liters of feces). I also like to scare the prostitutes with my surgically altered butt, which I had the doctor fill in completely as an unbroken swath of hairless skin. Obviously most of you aren't going to believe me, as you probably shouldn't, but this procedure will be made available to all colostomy patients within 10 years (the control center part of it, not the chest-anus or filled-in butt). It's still in its infancy and not legal to perform, hence my travels to the third-world. The inner mechanism will probably rupture after a few years, resulting in a very painful septic death, but it's worth it. The doctor told me he's performed the procedure on over 10 patients since 2012, but he could have been lying, who knows.
>>26675988
>There's no punchline
For you.
>>26676155
Such a fucking good explanation
>>26675860
This. I'm a robot beet who has been screwed over at life and I consider myself a robot. However, if the robots met me in real life without knowing my situation then they would think that I'm a Chad or an alpha.
>>26675975
White Cucks love to be racist and self hating so it isn't surprising.
>>26673386
I invented DFW posting.
>>26676028
Nothing major naturally, but all of it is stuff normies would frown upon and against my personal moral and ethical guidelines:
Lying, manipulating, stealing, etc..
What I've done is not my point, but rather that I actually made it.
>>26676161
I am in awe, there are no words.
![easymode[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PGIuJBX.png "easymode[1].png")
As far as I'm aware I was the first person to make the "Ping pong ching chong easy modu" joke about pic related. Got a couple of replies laughing at it and some guy accusing me of samefagging.
I was arrested during a spree of
vandalism and burglary. Got of scot-free, as the prosecutor made a major procedural.
>>26674206
mar zuckerberg?
>>26676161
>chest anus
Thats fucking bullshit but i believe it
Fucking hell just when you think you've seen it all
>>26675880
It reminds me of Reddit's pun chains.
I popularized the greeting "hiho" in the german gaming/internet scene around 2004.
>>26676292
I would not be proud of that.
I try to popularized "Heil", I had a few problems because of the russian jews...
99.9 iq percentile here. I had the highest score that year in a school iq test when I was tested for the gifted program in a major (top 5 in size) North American city. Of course this has caused me to never have to try in school or in jobs as success comes so easily, and I feel like I would be even more successful than I already am if I had a lower intelligence and higher drive. So it has its advantages and disadvantages.
Ive got feelings too
>>26673386
Ive forced more than 15 memes on various boards. I have a routine to post each meme everyday. Normally it takes 1-2 months off posting everyday to force it and then other people will start posting it and i can find new memes to force
I can get any woman I want
I made most of the Hijaks, including this one.
>>26676338
Let's not tell fucking shit, lyer.
>>26676345
No respect if Fuck Yeah Seaking is not one of them.
>>26673711
What news outlet do you work for?
I shitposted an entire vg general to death. I got outed part way through but I simply had to adopt more levels of irony into my shitposting.
>>26676345
I find this extremely easy to believe
My dick is not available online
In the span of 6 months, I've turned down 3 different women looking for a relationship. I'm 6'3, handsome and still a virgin. No friends of mine believe I'm a virgin either and outright deny that it's possible.
>>26676345
I think that's how most memes are born. It's usually just one guy spamming it around until it catches on.
I absorbed my twin in the womb.
>>26676459
did you absorb their power?
>>26676459
You now you have the strength of an infant and a faggot?
>>26676450
Ye probably. Another day another dollar is probably the worst creation ever.
>>26675789
nah, I'm a nobody, it's only that my details could likely be found from a little googling.
literally nothing bad would happen I'm just paranoid
>>26675310
How much did you get?
>>26676472
>>26676476
My mom waited until I was 24 to tell me.
>"You were supposed to be TWINS, anon! Why do you think we had that double stroller? Why did you have to kill your brother or sister??"
Chill bitch I was the size of a potato goddamn
>>26673386
I post nearly all the
>You spend your nights jerking off to porn
>Stacy had chads lining up outside her dorm
content on this board.
>>26673386
My mother's friend was murdered before I was born.
As a toddler I had a nightmare and the details of the dream played out exactly as the murder did - the man was beaten in the forest, shot in the head (it didn't kill him) and thrown in the ocean where a shark attacked him and he died.
Nobody had discussed the murder in front of me because my mother hadn't spoken of it in 10 years and I never met her family or old friends so none of them could have spoken about it in front of me.
There's pretty much no way of me knowing about this unless it was somehow passed on to me genetically.
>>26673896
>he cannot into reading comprehension
Quick! Get out! Get out of here!
Not exactly unbelievable, but I am the NEET comedian and I have written literally hundreds of jokes on wagecucks, femanons, mods, jannies, trannies, trips, robots, NEETs and more. I have multiple word documents each containing around 7 pages worth of jokes. I haven't posted in a little while because my last thread flopped.
>>26676540
you wouldve heard the story as a young kid and cant remember hearing it, only the details
>>26676591
Sorry NEET comedian. I'm a big fan, but i have nothing to contribute so I lurk, I imagine a lot of people do that.
Keep posting buddy.
>>26676497
but that means anyone who uses the other site could google you???? what the fuck is your problem???
>>26675544
Lol okay bud maybe you should spot acting better
>>26676602
>nobody in my life knew the story but my mom
>my mom never spoke of it
she was in witness protection program and had to hide her past life dude, nobody spoke of it to me. I only even found out about the dream a few years ago and I'm 28
>>26673386
I lost my virginity at the age of 22 in a gangbang with a married woman
>>26676692
>>my mom never spoke of it
prove it
>>26673608
That's pretty much autism's side effects
>>26676648
Obviously, he doesn't want people to know he browses da foreskinz.
>>26673817
a model for what?
>>26673608
>being this delusional
this comentario is originario
>>26676772
Gay bear magazines and websites.
>>26676354
can you get Joanna D'Arc?
i bet you don't
now shut up chad
I remember past lives or I'm crazy. I don't speak of it and I'm a reasonable and functional human being who has had good jobs in the jewelry industry. I also have lucid dreams with a faceless man who basically bombards me with mysterious shit but is actually pretty forthcoming as far as answering questions. I've seen dozens of iterations of a single place, and other places i go to in my dreams come with memories that aren't mine. I don't believe or disbelieve, it's all a mystery to me.
>>26676900
It's just dreams. That is not a power, we all have them.
>>26676728
>witness protection program
she couldn't speak to anyone of her past or she might get murdered or tracked
>>26676818
thought so you fucking faggot
>>26676844
HELLO?
NECROPHILIA?
Fucking normie, don't try to be one of us again
>>26676996
I'll be your faggot.
I believed it was butter
>>26676944
Neither of us can say for sure, though I'm more inclined to agree simply because it'd be unpopular if I did not. As for this talk about, "powers", I didn't mention anything of the sort I think your interpretation is more a comprehension issue on your part, or some passive aggressive silliness.
>>26676944
>It's just dreams.
Society puts a premium on disregarding dreams
In reality its an avenue of expanded perception and awareness. They can be as real as this reality
There are other people somewhere dreaming of this world and perhaps saying the same thing, its just a dream
I own a Pepe t-shirt and wear it to uni.
I single handily started the skelly revolution.
I first coined the terms "Chad Thundercock" and "normalfag".
I go out of my way to be honest.
I hurt my brain with nervous laughter and constant tension.
>>26677174
it was I that suggested that female chad be called Stacey.
>>26676967
She said it to you when you were too young to understand.
I posted my face in an RP community and became a dank meme for a day or two
>>26676155
>I hope to become robot.
uh, that's not really how things work
also being a robot isn't something you "want" to become
it's just a bitter virgin who's absorbed too much "redpill" shit
I like that you appreciate me though
>>26676944
An unpopular opinion I have is that Sigmund Freud was actually right to an extent. Dreams are a look into your subconscious
>>26674004
funnyjunk? I bet it's funnyjunk.
>>26677210
I'm seriously not making it up, Normalfag was just a spin on newfag whilst Chad came from a youtube video where the guy referred to two jocks called Brad and Chad. I probably heard the word Thundercock on TV or something but it just sounded good as a last name for Chad.
>>26675310
Based charles.
I don;t have any top secret facts.[Spoiler] But I am happy.[/Spoiler]
>>26673386
I'm a celebrity but most people on /r9k/ wouldn't recognize me. I perform for a group in a different socioeconomic demographic.
>>26675185
lol the people at my school only chose the down syndrome guy but chose who they really wanted for prom queen. The split second look of disappointment on her face when they announced who won was priceless
>>26674004
vocaroo or a meme generator (text on images)
>>26674004
Based on what you've said, I'm pretty sure it's wizardchan
>userbase leaving
>reluctance to share that you, the founder, browse evil norman 4chan
>>26673386
I use Linux and have a neckbeard, yet I have a girlfriend and am not a cuck.
I made this comic.
Posted it like, twice on /int/ and then it kind of took on a life of its own.
My friend once quoted it to me IRL and wouldn't believe me when I said I drew it, wew
I haven't went out in 3 years except for buying food
>>26677521
>except for buying food
Still counts, when I stopped going out I ordered everything online and had it delivered.
>>26675075
But he told us she is his soul mate... at least his soulmate exists!
>>26677352
wizchan doesn't have any other site similar.
There's nothing exceptional about me.
I know a lot of things, but I never applied them to anything.
I just get to be annoyed when the knowledge is popularized and others make money of it, while I never had the chance.
I scored 150 (above the 99.9th percentile) on an analytical IQ test when I was 16.
>>26677457
Are you the guy who kept calling the turks cockroaches until it became a meme ??
>>26674058
i think most of the people here are just meming when they are saying racist stuff, but the rest should really read your message
I legitimately spoke to God.
I was sitting in class and bright light began to emanate from everywhere until I was blinded. When I blinked my eyes open everything was gone. I was floating in a white void and God appeared before me. He told me I could ask him one question. I asked if homosexuality was really a sin. He said "Fuck do you think?" and I felt myself in free fall. As his form disappeared above me I tried shouting "WHAT'S THE ANSWER?" but no sound came out. I heard his voice as if he was still right in front of me: "OF COURSE I HATE FAGGOTS." I found myself jerked back into consciousness, on my back in the classroom looking directly at the ceiling. I didn't return until after the words were said but I could sense the ringing in the room and in my throat that indicated I had clearly shouted those words. "OF COURSE I HATE FAGGOTS." Nobody said anything but I knew they had all heard. I thought I just had a seizure or something but in my hand was a strange, polished stone with an otherworldly essence and an unfamiliar symbol on it. I had never seen it before. That night I searched for the symbol for hours, found nothing, and locked the stone in my top desk drawer before going to sleep. When I woke up, it was gone. I distinctly remember seeing the symbol and seeing God in front of me, and making a note to capture the images in my memory, but when I try to picture them I only see a haze, like that part of my brain is inaccessible.
I was planning to come out to my best friend that day after school. That was two years ago. Now I know I never will.
>>26673386
I am a 22 year old NEET kv highschool dropout
I program microcontrollers and make purpose specific programs
Just now i finished making a script to rip direct download links from my favorite anime website
>>26677942
how did you learn this?
>>26677942
22 is unbelievable now?
What did this board come to?
>>26677869
No.
bl0x0rz
>>26677810
Andbyou ended up here, what a shame fampaitachi
>>26673386
I used to the be the fittest guy in highschool. I exercised just about every day and strangers would come up to me to ask me about fitness. If I continued training after leaving school I would have definitely surpassed the national junior record for squatting. I used to do martial arts and would spar other people from school and always win.
After leaving school I became a shut-in.
Over the next 3 years I didn't leave the house except to buy junk food. I lived like shit.
I had internet friends for the first couple months but ended up getting banned for doxing the admins.
I've made a couple videos and .swf's that have become well known.
I've made countless image edits that consistently get posted on 4chan.
I've doxed countless people and have a hard drive just full of information from randoms.
I doxed Ben Garrison and framed it on Cripple Kike.
At one point I was pretty much the sole person leaking dox on randoms during gamergate for no reason other than fun.
I once got a guy v&, had his nudes sent to his entire family and put his dox online
I used to spend literally 90% of my time awake on 4chan and later other imageboards, some days I literally didn't even leave my mattress for a second
I became borderline morbidly obese
I spent so much time on clearnet I got bored and started exploring deepweb
I don't really have knowledge of anything beyond forums, video games (plenty of hentai), info finding and cp
I'm pretty much the stereotype of the fat, edgy, virgin, neckbeard, angry, loser
>>26677913
>once chance to ask God a question
>Ask him that stupid shit
I hate you.
My crush will end sleep next to me in my bed tonight and we won't have sex.
I have a gf and we live together but I enjoy fapping a lot more than having sex with her.
>have secret faps when she sleeps/im alone
>tfw I'm a 29 year old teenager
>>26677942
How the fuck did you learn how to program? I don't know too much about computers or programming but I was thinking about learning and picking it up.
>>26673386
I actually created the newer style of Pepe.
>>26676385
was it wpsg
>>26676385
What general was it? That's basically happening to /wtg/ right now.
>>26678099
No I did originally thought
>>26674058
Interracial couples are literally the embodiment of peace and unity.
>>26673991
Is this a meme
I want to know more
I lost my virginity in a threesome in Tokyo when I was 17 because my friend got me drunk and convinced these two girls I was a famous musician.
>>26673386
I'm 23 and I'm a virgin with no job, education, or driver's license
>>26673386
I let black and hispanic men fuck my wife, she's a very popular online pornographic personality. We have several channels on the most popular pornography websites where I post our content, we practically make enough from our online business to where I could quit my job.
>>26678312
Do you post in cuck threads here?
>>26673386
there's ~60k in a gray backpack,wrapped in a blue tarp, buried under a huge rock,that's under a bridge in a city in arizona. and i know where.
>>26676161
This would be so easy to prove with a picture but have fun with your fantasies.
>>26675481
Do they do that to Toonpiles? what do the try to get from all of this? If you arent atracted to normal woman you cant just force yourself to be.
>>26678151
Also I've made out and played with two or more naked or at least partially naked chicks on the same night at least one time and got to play with their boobs, smack their asses, and/or feel them up. Felt pretty great.
It's funny, b/c no one seems to realize I'm a loser otherwise.
Deleting that post now. tl;dr "I have been invited to sex parties before and went and had a great time."
I saw my mother get hit by a lightning bolt when I was 6.
At the collision, she was lifted slightly off the ground and landed unbelievably unharmed by the thunder.
>>26677999
what was your bodyweight senpai?
>>26678312
Where do you guys live, if you don't mind me asking? I'm black and have a bull fetish.
>>26673608
So you are on the autism spectrum like me. Except you have more delusions of grandeur.
>>26674004
This might be stupid but is itJlist?
>>26673386
I didn't start 'please be in London' but i did start
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>>26678353
The majority (like 99%) of the patients there were in prison and involuntarily going to the sessions, the rest were there because they DESPERATELY wanted help of any sort, even if it meant completely killing their sex drive or just talking with other people who could relate. I fell into the second category at first and it eventually became mandatory after I got caught doing something.
Everyone there knew that they couldn't change their sexuality, there was no notion of that anywhere and no one ever promised that. The hope was to prevent repeat offenses, and completely prevent any incidences from occurring with the very few people who came through who had yet to do anything. It was sad as fuck DESU, but I'm glad I had the experience. I learned a lot.
Also I'm not entirely sure what you mean by toonpiles. The people they treated were pedophiles, exhibitionists, rapists, necrophiles, serial killers, people who committed bestiality and rape victims.
>>26678312
Get the fuck out normal cuck
>>26673715
Prove it. If it got to the journalists, then surely there are articles about it.
>>26674058
A Jewish Goldstein Production (tm)
>>26676213
>I invented DFW posting.
>>26678493
What is the source? An interview?
i have crazy good eye sight like 180 degrees in both horizontal and vertical view combined with very good sense for detail and overall skill for observing. its pretty easy for me sometimes to just guess what the person's going to say before they say it because of tone, context, situation, etc (this is probably due to being observative). my hearing and smell are also pretty good, as well as sense of touch. im also very very good at estimating things such as eyeballing weed, figuring out how much time will it take me to travel fro point A to point B.
I'll be 40 this Spring and I still waste time on 4chan.
I'm taking a dump right now and it feels real good.
>>26673386
I'm the protagonist.
>>26678583
That makes me the antagonist.
>>26678583
Wake up now anon...wake up...
>>26678439
What does that shit even mean?
>>26678118
Did you create the "This NEET is asleep" pepe?
>>26678537
https://youtu.be/FkxUY0kxH80
I know the guy who made Meatspin.
>>26677869
>It's a meme to call a roach, a roach
Fuck off, Mohamet
In 2006, I fucked a girl who went on to become an extremely well known actress in the UK. She was just a drama student at the time
>>26678301
Im 26 and all those same things
>>26678126
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
No upvotes for you here.
My IQ is 128 and I am NEET.
>>26674058
good one my guy
i singlehandedly initiated the misogyny on this board
i'm a woman and i did it so we have unlimited ammo to prove we are victims of "rape culture"
endgame is that we get all the benefits of feminism without losing the benefits of chivalry
it has been a rousing success and there's no turning back now, even if i posted this all day every day and everyone believed me, it's too late
thanks for the help boys
ps as if i need to mention it, i'm jewish
>>26676385
/dng/?
>>26678759
rupert grint
>>26678301
I'm 22 and mostly the same. Not a virgin if you count oral. I was in school a couple of years ago but I dropped out due to mental issues basically and now kicking myself because my loans defaulted and I can't go back.
>>26678682
No but it does use the newer style face
>>26674004
Instasync?
I followed the average length from age 5 to 16 with less than a mm precision (measure twice a year because I have an unrelated condition and they keep track of this stuff) , he remeasured because he was fascinated. I don't remember how unlikely he said it was but I'm certain it's less than 1/10000 the way he sounded.
Then I ended up at 177cm. A little below average.not that amazing I guess
>>26677316
Shoji pls
>>26673386
The 3D renders i used to do when i was 17/18 are featured in several articles about great interior design all over the web.
I eventually stopped doing 3D modelling because i thought i wasnt that skilled and it would never get me anywhere.
>>26678824
Everyone played with their dick as a kid.
Now, if you were cumming that'd be pretty impressive.
>>26678804
i singlehandedly initiated the misandry and feminization in the west
i'm a man and i did it because i was jealous of my people losing to hellenic aryan men and because my *father* was cucked by a roman legionnaire, even if i posted this all day every day and everyone believed me, it's too late
thanks for the help *girls*
ps as if i need to mention it, i'm jewish
>>26676772
medical model for fat men with small penises.
>>26678686
Thanks friend0
