How many people here are virgins
>>26669860
>21 years old
>Lost my virginity to a club slut like a week ago
>Pretty sure she had no idea I was a virgin
>Whisky dicked hard and couldn't get it up properly, but still fucked her for a couple of minutes, she gave me a blowjob, I fingered her and then we cuddled for like two hours
It's a weird feeling, I don't know how to properly describe it, but I feel no different at all, like a couple of days ago I just randomly thought to myself "wow, I really fucked a girl" but other than that it has had pretty much no affect on me whatsoever. I'm kind of disappointed tbqh, also condoms genuinely fucking suck, jesus christ, I could barely feel anything.
>>26669901
>Condoms
USA? US has some very shitty condoms. It's like fucking with a plastic bag on compared to the ones I use.
And we told you that sex wasn't that much of a big deal. You guys make it a big deal for yourself.
>>26669860
>been dating my gf for nearly six months
>never lets me fuck her but wants me to eat her out all the time
Is there a bigger cuck than me on this board
>>26670151
Same situation but reversed.
I don't want to fuck her much but I love eating her out all the time.
Does that count?
>>26669860
That image has the wrong ages.
>>26670387
I mean I guess. She always nearly has panic attacks and feels bad about it afterward any time I'm about to go in.
And I mean I enjoy it too but I wanna feel good too, and her blowjobs feel like nothing
>>26670407
The last two ages are on spot.
>>26669860
Lost my vcard fully 2 months ago just before I turned 24 (we all know you don't lose your virginity until you finish inside with no condom).
First time I put my penis in a vagina bareback was just before I turned 23 (wasn't allowed to cum inside her so doesn't count).
I stopped coming here a while ago. I no longer have the crippling anxiety associated with being a virgin. Just dropping by to see how ya'll are hanging in there.
>>26670437
>blowjobs feel like nothing
>mfw you're a fucking cutfag
Are you a cutfag, anon ?
>>26670559
Y-yes... also my antidepressants kill my libido
Can you please tell me how a good bj feels?
>>26669860
I AM GRAND WIZARD
BEHOLD AND GASP AT MY MIGHTY POWERS YOU FUCKS
21 y-o virgin here.
I have never even made an attempt at getting a girlfriend or laid.
>>26669860
24 year old, semi-successful virgin here
Now a 22 year old virgin.
There's a girl who likes me but I don't really want to bang her. I'm a lost cause.
Lost my wizardhood to a slut who broke my heart. Now I'm still alone but I also lost my powers.
I stuck my dick in a pussy before and have done thrusts but I don't consider it losing my virginity because I didn't bust. Plus someone walked in and that was the end of that.
>>26670824
rest in piece anon. you should have thought more about it and known for a fact that wizard powers are far greater than a woman.
I fucked a whore once for five minutes, lost my boner and didn't come.
That's all my sexual history. I'm not sure if I count as virgin. I'm 19.
All these
>I cumed, but with condom
>I only got my dick sucked
>I only fingered her
>I only had sex twice
I guess 90% of r9k are normies now.
>>26670575
>>26670437
I am so sorry bro, I am so sorry
But to keep it short, blowjob is the best feeling in the world
>>26669860
Lost my virginity when I was 20. 30 now and have slept with 13 women, 4 relationships, the latest one lasting 5 years and still going strong, we're getting married in June.
When I was 19 I imagined I would never meet a woman. Things change.
There's hope for you all.
>>26670547
Normie detected. Please follow procedure and leave the board immediately.
>>26670957
The vast majority of /r9k/ are just normal people who pretend to be virgins because it's funny and to screencap threads for Reddit.
I genuinely can't see how you can be a virgin in this day and age. Women are more promiscuous than at any other time, and being that half the population of the world are women, it means that you would have to intentionally try to avoid sex in order to be a virgin.
That's how you know most of these 'ahhhbloobloo I've never hugged a girl' stories are fake. They are completely unbelievable.
Entertaining though.
>>26671019
>The vast majority of /r9k/ are just normal people who pretend to be virgins because it's funny and to screencap threads for Reddit.
I don't doubt that.
>That's how you know most of these 'ahhhbloobloo I've never hugged a girl' stories are fake. They are completely unbelievable.
I guess many might be fake, mine aren't though.
>>26671019
Nice b8. Normies will fall.
22 years old here
and celibate
virgin and i dont masturbate
feels good desu senpai
>>26671019
It's not a meme, the fact that you said that is unbelievable to me. I almost feel offended
19 about to be 20 and still virgin. At this point I'm just gonna say fuck it and get my wizard powers
>>26671019
>The vast majority of /r9k/ are just normal people who pretend to be virgins because it's funny and to screencap threads for Reddit.
oh look another normalfag who needs a ban
fuck off retard
>>26671019
You may not believe it anon, but there are 30+ virgins who still live with there parents and shit in their gaming chairs I can confirm
>>26671019
what if I am fucking pathetic and not extra handsome?
pretty sure that nothing dries a vageen faster than a sad dude
>>26671019
fucking can't wait for /wiz/ board
>>26669860
I'm 24, still kv. It's all over.
>>26671019
I'm fucking over 30 and a virgin and I know plenty of others, you are not actually picturing what we really are, hint the /soc/ board is not us
>>26669860
>How many people here are virgins
Reporting in 24lvl virgin.
>>26671019
>The vast majority of /r9k/ are just normal people who pretend to be virgins because it's funny and to screencap threads for Reddit.
I really hope that's not the case...
I need another cake once I ding 25 level.
I never cared before but now I actively want to pretend I'm a wizard.
What a shame that you only hit max power at 30 but that's probably when everything else hits rock bottom
Can I still become a wizard if I've gotten a blowjob but not pee pee in vagoo?
Level 28 apprentice here. I cannot see myself with someone, I cannot see why a woman would want to be with me.
This is how things are.
Being a non virgin fag doseng cure anything you still feel empty inside no matter what
>>26671395
Fuck im too driin drunk to be p9dtin posting sorry guys
>>26669860
21. Lost my V-card about half a year ago in a Psych Ward. Was my first and last ONS. The amount of pain on her face when I said I didn't want to keep in touch was too much.
>>26670981
As if I didn't need another reason yo end my useless existance. Just fuck my shit up
Thanks for being straight with me, friend
>>26670407
This is an updated version for the modern period of utter degeneracy(the last two years).
>>26671395
>>26671410
NP, drunk anon. Your words of wisdom are still welcomed even if they are presented in a sloppy manner.
What're drinking on this fine night?
Does anyone have the 20+ virgin types chart from the same maker?
>>26671395
yeah if you fucked a hooker that is
>>26671019
>it means that you would have to intentionally try to avoid sex in order to be a virgin.
Yeah that's pretty much it. But what's wrong with doing that?
>>26671447
I'm back, my fucking sides
>mfw he actually is a cutfag
b-b-but muh aesthetics
bbbb-ut I don't even have to wash my dick
Every time someone complains about blowjobs he later admits that he's a cutfag.
You faggots got cucked by your mothers on an ultimate level.
Your dicks are keratinized and dry as fuck while your foreskin was cut because WOMEN prefer it like that and sold to make facial creams FOR WOMEN.
ha hahahahahha
>just end it
>>26671537
I hope no one actually fell for that. That is pretty much resigning that you are utterly unwanted and the only way you can get sex straight up is through a transaction like that.
Sure you can say that taking a woman out to dinner and the movies is like that as well, but it isn't a forward money transaction along with the fact that they aren't in the business for it and had a choice of many men and used that time with you rather than a first come first serve basis.
>21
Shit gotta start training my magic then.
I'm 22.
25 v checking in. Get like 3 matches a day on dating sites on average, not a single reply. Just cuck my shit up m8
22 yr old virgin here. Legitimately never had a romance through choice/ religion and a whole load of mental problems. Never kissed, hugged or boned. I'm not depressed about it though- I know I'm a super horny guy in general but I really enjoy the freedom of not partaking in what society deems normal. I like rejecting girls, making them try to woo me then just leaving them- probably my edgiest fetish.
Hoping to lose virginity in a marriage to another virgin and make this shit epic. This virgin is going to come from another country/ culture entirely where she is submissive to me. Robots can be ultra chads in their own worlds if they play the cards right. Not that I want to even be a Chad.
>>26669860
everybody on /r9k/ is a virgin
>>26671583
>That is pretty much resigning that you are utterly unwanted and the only way you can get sex straight up is through a transaction like that.
I'm 25 and at this point it's pretty useless to deny that. Still won't do it though since I don't think I'd really enjoy it if I knew she was only doing it for money. And I don't really want someone I'm not comfortable with touching me.
>>26671651
pretty much this or paid for sex
![168_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KkkxFxm.jpg "168_b[1].jpg")
>>26669860
>How many people here are virgins
26 here, 27 in a few months.
Kissless, hugless, handheldless, dateless virgin, with no friends and no accomplishments.
My biggest problem is that my parents bug me about it when I visit them once a month or so, otherwise my loop of sleep-work-4chan and living in my own cozy apartment is pretty good.
After I lost mine, I told her I lover her and she simply said "that's nice". Fuck them all.
>>26671349
What will be the first spell you cast on your bday?
>>26671349
I am sure there are plenty of women who'd like to be with you. They are all just fat, ugly and as depressed as you.
So basically having unreasonable expectations is whats keeping you a virgin.
>>26671019
yeah this is what my classmate told me when he found out Im a virgin. Im kinda offended
>>26671944
Funkus-groovist I guess.
>>26672011
Well good thing I'm not fat, I am fairly lean, always have been.
>>26672110
Being fat doesnt matter. You are a log quality partner, and the only people you should be looking at are other low quality partners.
Others wont accept you, as you arent good enough.
>>26672159
God damn straight I am a log quality partner. I am a premium god damn product that can do a multitude of things. I don't even need to read further to see more praise because I get enough of it.
>>26671019
I fucking knew you faggots couldn't actually be as pathetic as you seem to be.
>>26672299
Yeah bro it's all a joke, also /pol/ isn't really racist, /x/ isn't schizophrenic, /b/ isn't really faggots and /a/ is full of people that pretend to like anime.
>>26669860
I remember seeing this picture a couple of years ago, i'm pretty sure this is an edit
>>26672281
Underage b&
I'm finally talking to a girl for the first time in 27 years. I don't even know if I like her all that much but i'll get SEX and actually be able to contribute to a conversation about SEX.
That's about it I think. What am I doing?
>>26672410
Wizard is at 30.
>>26672848
why do you think your going to have sex with her?
>>26669901
Sex doesn't mean anything without an emotional connection
GF first, virginity second
I seriously can't understand people who are not hideously ugly who haven't had sex. I've looked around so many of these threads, at guys that look significantly better than I do, who say they've never even touched a female, holding hands, hug, anything.
Maybe it's the fact I spent my late teens in a relationship that fucked my entire perception of women over, but I don't have a problem talking to women, and have slept with ~10 girls in my 23 years on this earth, with 2 since the year began.
I wish I knew advice to give that isn't hollow. Don't fear pussy? Don't put it on a pedestal? Don't be afraid to talk to women? These didn't help me when I was 16 (as I'm sure most of you are, sorry), but it's what gets me to talk to women today.I do a lot of stand up comedy in my city which seems to help a lot.I've fucked 6 different girls doing that from random hookups, but I only count girls I've been with more than once.
In short, anyone can get laid once. Anyone. Show me your photos.
>>26672995
>Show me your photos.
This isn't /soc/.
>>26670837
/hugs
>I did the same with at 18
>I haven't considered myself as a virgin since then back in 2011.
>>26672410
>pretty sure
>base age is 7 years old for having sex
>pretty sure
How are we defining virgin?
here you go loosers, the original more realistic troll chart.especially considering I was 22 when I lost my virginity, we fucked like rabbits for a year but then broke it off.
>>26669901
Fuck you normieeeee
You had sex, you are a normie reeeeeee
>>26673041
You don't have to be afraid of your face, lad. My point is that everyone has good features about them and if you accentuate them you'll attract women who look for those features. I've been laid because of my fucking eyes.
>>26671019
I want to tell you how wrong you are, but judging by your post you wouldn't get it anyway. Fuck off.
>25
>never had a gf
>never wanted a gf
>perfectly happy with masturbation
>only feel weird because I know I'm supposed to have lost my virginity by now
I guess it's not so bad.
>turned 21 last year
>start hanging out with friends more, start drinking and all that shit
>one of my friend's sister introduced her friend to the group and she sort of just became one of us
>short, fat, not very attractive, but was fun to hang around so whatever
>any time we all hang out and drink, she always goes off by herself and cries
>at one point I ask her what's wrong and we talk for a bit about her problems and stuff
>just trying to be a good friend
>big mistake
>she develops a crush on me and gets really clingy
>try to make it clear as I can I'm not interested
>this makes her go off and cry more
>whatever
>one saturday night a couple of us were hanging out and drinking as we usually did on the weekends
>just me, the girl and my friend's sister talking, having fun and such
>I get incredibly intoxicated even though I didn't drink much, feel really woosy
>I sit down for a bit on my friend's couch and drift off
>wake up the next morning in the guest bedroom feeling like death
>not sure how I got here
>I get home and sleep it off
>wake up to a bunch of messages congratulating me on loosing my virginity
>uh oh
>I tell her it was a one time thing and she takes it really hard
>she later tells me she's pregnant
>things spiral out of control
>want to kill myself for being such a fucking idiot
>turns out she fucked some other dude, so it might not even be my kid
>feel super relieved
>turns out she wasn't even pregnant and was just trying to get me to stay with her
>also turns out she drugged me and pulled me in the back room and did her thing when no one was looking and proceeded to tell the world I was the one who came onto her
>I lost my virginity to a short fat chick who date raped me
Welp.
>>26673616
I think I was raped once. Cops found me unconscious with my pants down. This was last week
>>26669860
19 year old virgin.
Hoping some day I get to be a wizard.
>tfw virgin
>you don't believe that any other poster here is a virgin any more
i want to, but there's a lot of normies/redditors here
what the fuck am i doing here
fucking faggots
19 year old virgin reporting in.
Massive social anxiety and I never go outside of my house. Only female contact I have is on my uni, and even then I don't approach girls first, it's only when some talk to me first, and it's usually the ugly ones.
With personality like this, it's only logical that I'll be a permavirgin, there's no other way.
I'm already 100% sure I'm going to become a wizard.
>>26674529
do you want to be my friend?
blox
Wizard powers soon
>>26674661
Sure I do. You got Steam?
22 year old virgin here. I am deformed and will probably never lose it. Doesn't stop normies at work mocking me tho.
>>26669996
> make it a big deal for yourself
Stop feeding people this bullshit, I had sex and I stopped being insecure.
Depression was cured and I started enjoying life.
I don't even pursue sex anymore, but sex was the cure for my suicidal urges.
ALL virgins need to have sex, they will be much happier.
>>26673244
>You don't have to be afraid of your face, lad
Not him but this made me chuckle.
Even my own mom and at every family gathering they admit I never got "the looks" but neither "the brain".
>>26676945
>ALL virgins need to have sex, they will be much happier.
I listened to this advice and bought a hooker so I will not be 20+ virgin.
I din't even like it.
Now what ?
>>26672299
>>26671019
Redditors detected.
Get the fuck off my board right now you fucking cancer.
>>26671019
Sorry, but you're wrong. I didn't avoid having sex, it just sort of passed me by. I'm not even sure how people go about getting into relationships.
>be ugly
>obviously cant get good-looking girls
>talk to ugly fat girls with horrible personalities, who I could fuck easily
>they send me pics of their tits etc
>really not interested in having sex with them
>never gonna have sex, and I'm okay with that
It's a weird feeling. It's like if you really want to eat chocolate, but the only chocolate you are allowed to eat is chocolate that has been dipped in dog shit. You're not going to want to eat chocolate, and for good reason, too!
>>26672299
>>26671019
Get out of here right this instant you prententious, faux-empathetic, self-righteous faggots.
Go back to whatever shithole social media shit you came from and go suck a nigger's dick.
>22 years old
>kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>grew up in a military family
>moved almost every year on the year
>never had a chance to make or maintain friends
>graduated high school, then moved again
>family eventually settled down where we live now
>now neet of five years who never leaves the house
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>26669860
Wizardhood starts with 21? pfft what a kind of wizard are you spoosed to be?
Some kind of unskilled hedge wizard?
With 21 you are a mere Apprentice.
Reportin. No issues approaching women, just always get rejected.
>>26669860
I paid for sex at 17. Im an autist but whats my level?
22. Its to the point where most girls are slut-extraordinaires and I'm gonna have to admit I'm a virgin if I ever manage to get laid. Had a few chances to lose it as a teen but didn't because I was a homeschooled Christian and passed it up.
19 here
Can I still be a wizard if I jack regularly?
>>26669860
>11 years old first fuck
i haven't laughed like that in a while thanks
>>26669860
correct ages are 11, 13, 15 and 17.
>>26679456
>11
>13
ahahahahahahahahahah maybe in England
>>26669860
these numbers keep getting lower every time I see this image
>>26680944
Before you know it, 5 year olds are already level 15 fire wizards.
>>26669860
>21 is wizard now
Where the fuck are my powers? I'll even settle for some subpar Warlock shit.
>>26671572
This is why all females must be eradicated and replaced with artificial wombs so no man has to suffer again.
>lost virginity at 19 to gf
>Was a complete robot til I was 18
You can do it lads
>>26669860
>tfw my main actually was on eredar
I lost my virginity when I was 18. Literally came in 30 seconds. I've had sex maybe a dozen times since then, still come in 30 seconds. It's great for me, the girl is never happy though.
>21 virgin
>never even been remotely close to having a gf or something of the sort
given up on women desu
just waiting for my wizard powers at this point
>>26681500
Try jerking it a couple hours before if you know you're gonna get laid
>21 is a wizard
I laughed
>>26670824
Sleep tight Enkidu
>>26673244
Do you fucking know where you are fuck the fuck off you rancid piece of shit.
25 and still a virgin. I can feel my mana growing in strength. In five years the normies will bend to my will.
>>26669860
Literally, Bait: the Chart. 21 is far too low for a Wizard.
18 and a virgin. I've already forsaken the thorny vine that is romance for the higher path of divine study. I rain pity upon you who have given up your ability to grow as powerfull as you can, alone.
I'm almost 20 and I'm unironically a virgin. I'm ok looking but I have aspergers. I jack off sometimes.
20 and proud to be pure
>>26670575
It feels like nothing else in the world. The first time I got blown she laid me back and sucked my balls while stroking my cock at the same time. I probably looked like a half restrained seal during that shit. It made me feel extremely sensitive.
>>26681943
I'ts 2016, war changed
Anyone here 25 and just not give a fuck? I've never wanted a girlfriend and masturbation is totally fine for me. I feel bad because I know it's pathetic, but personally it doesn't bother me.
>>26682425
Aromantic
>>26682508
please fuck off tumblr
>>26671019
>it means that you would have to intentionally try to avoid sex in order to be a virgin
You got me. Women are terrifying.
>>26669860
Got close at 13, but didn't feel right. Turning 19 next weekend. No regrets. :-)
>>26682508
>>26682551
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a real thing. I have made good friendships in the past, but I also tend to just stop talking to people abruptly. And I don't feel I love my family that intensely.
I think I just can't truly care about people and so don't want a gf. I like the idea of cuddling a girl in bed at night, but just once or twice then I'd get bored.
Are any of you virgins curious what sex feels/is like?
>>26682720
I would imagine it feels like a warmer version of my hand
>>26669860
23 1/2 year old virgin here.
It just pisses me off that women will never, ever make a move on you or give you any reason to believe they like you or care about you. They sit pretty and wait for you to do everything, then get bored/disinterested when you don't do what they want you to do.
I have had so many girls "act interested" only to go cold on me or something. So it hasn't occurred to me that a woman would want anything to do with me. It seems like they just want some guy who isn't completely ugly to them to ask them out first or whatever. Yes I want to feel appreciated and "validated" and women hate the idea of having to make their man feel wanted for some reason. Either that or I am just not wanted. Who knows.
>>26682752
A vagina feels tight, warm, wet and kinda spongy. The texture is similar to the inside of the cheek on your mouth. A normal smelling vagina smells like if you lick the back of your hand and smell it after 10 seconds
>>26669901
this, senpai. lost my virginity a year after graduating highschool. didn't do anything for me. i still can't talk to girls, still have no friends, still NEET ... i know it sounds like a meme but you really have to MAKE LOVE to lose your virginity i think
>>26682878
Close enough. I'll live.
Me.
>19
>kissless virgin
>handholdless
>never even been close to having a gf
>most I've done is an awkward hug and flirting
>in uni, no friends
Honestly think I'm destined for wizard status... unless I just visit a hooker.
>>26682953
Also to add on to this, I don't even feel like I deserve sex. I'm such a pathetic coward it's probably better if I'd never existed.
>>26669860
18 Year old KHV reporting in.
Finally came to terms with the fact that I won't lose it before I graduate high school.
I've lost almost all sex drive.
I don't look at porn or jerk of anymore.
I don't even look at girls.
I haven't had a full erection in a month.
Are my powers coming sooner? Do I have some kind of gift?
If you are still a virgin at 18 you have failed as a human and should blow your head off at the earliest moment.
>>26682895
w-what happened to that poor man ;_;
>>26682953
Why don't you just get some hobbies? :^)
WIZARD IS AT FUCKING 30 YOU FUCKS
GET IT RIGHT >:(
>>26683065
roids, m8
his own doing
>>26671019
I legitimately feel fucking offended. For the first time in years.
Well done normalfag, 10/10 bait.
>>>/soc/
reporting in.
>20
>KHHV, the whole package
>never really been alone with a woman of my age, ever
>make no real friends at school
>college goes by with only guys in the class, get to know one whore very slightly who was like five years older and she ended up cheating on her long term boyfriend with a guy she met just that year in college
>go to uni and its a class full of dudes again
>mostly just sit and play games by myself or with online friends, once again only dudes
i've pretty much stopped caring at this point. i'd only want a virgin, there's no point in being miserable and settling for vapid used goods, i'd rather have the experience i'd missed or nothing at all.
>>26683159
theres no way roids killed him
>>26683181
He had cancer or aids I forget
>>26683100
Sure, right after I just be myself.
On a serious note I do have hobbies and interests. Don't really what the point is though, I just want to lay in bed most days.
>>26683115
This.
Newfags are infesting our board.
Lvl33 wizard here.
>>26678170
This.
Is it so unbelievable? When you're average looking, coupled with depression, anxiety and general awkwardness like me then you end up with a kissless virgin. I wish I could just turn on a switch and get a gf, or just have sex, but it won't happen.
>>26669860
the age gets lower every year it seems like
My main was on Bladefist.
I'm over 21. I'll have you know that as a wizard I am not affiliated with Chaos as that image suggests. In fact Chaos tends to have sorcerers, not wizards, i.e. people who are over 21 and "lost their virginity" through blowjobs and have had no sex since. Please stop misrepresenting my people.
23 years old, still a virgin, and an avid 4chan user since 2007. If it wasn't for 4chan being so enjoyable I'd probably have met a few more girls by now, and I'd definitely have more experience socializing. Can't count how many social happenings I missed because I preferred 4chan. That said, I was the problem, not 4chan. If anything my time was better spent here than any other online community.
>>26671019
Lots of men are irredeemably ugly and just as many are completely unsociable. Besides that, a ton simply don't try, and a large number give up after the first try. My excuse is that I isolated myself and never desired actual sex (or an actual girl) enough to make the risky moves I had to when I had my various shots.
31 here.
I have been to places outside of the boundaries of what you call 'existence', far beyond of what you could possibly understand.
One day, you shall too join the brotherhood of wizardry.
About 2 percent of males in america die virgins
literally 98% of males succeed in finding sex
figure your shit out
get off the computer
>>26671019
>Women are more promiscuous than at any other time, and being that half the population of the world are women, it means that you would have to intentionally try to avoid sex in order to be a virgin
Stellar fucking logic there, Sherlock.
Still a virgin. Had the chance to (only twice though lol). But I wanna save myself. lmao.
>>26678261
you're the same as me accept that I wasn't a military brat. Some random shit always popped up.
4 high schools, 3 middles schools, and 4 elementarys lived in 5 states. Social life is shit and I don't have any social media of any kind because I thought it was pointless to have them since I'm always moving and the "friends" that I only knew for a semester to a year will forget about me in a few months.
>>26684325
haha! lmao xD. lol.fucking mute
I fucked a girl.
I'm still autistic. I'm not like a typical robot. I'm alright looking and 6'3. It was bound to happen eventually. The girl I lost it to was a cute sweetheart with an amazing ass that thought it was cute that I'm a virgin.
I discovered I'm quite good in bed and made her cum from PIV multiple times.
My big phallus helped. I really wish I was baiting you all but its how it is.
And I still feel like a fucking linkin park song.
What am I even doing, its 2 30 I gotta sleep.
>>26670407
No, besides the "wizard" at age 21, those are the original ages
some asshole who was likely bitter he was mocked for being a 19 year old virgin moved up the ages, but that's not the original.
THIS is the original, anyone who says otherwise is wrong
>>26669860
that meter is for normies everyone knows30 is when you become a wizard
>>26683159
he has cancer you retard
>>26669901
Barely feel anything not something a virgin would say nice troll tho
You dont notcie the difference unless you have already had unprotected sex
>>26684420
you are just a manchild and you are aware of it. that's why you are sad. you are going to grow up eventually, I believe in you bb
>>26670407
Yea but if your a vigin at 21 good luck bruh. You have one year to understand the bar scene or your fucked for life. Because im sure you have already tried online dating at 18.
>>26671019
Lol r9k is bout to explode after that post
>>26684649
T-thanks.
Y-you too.
Blox
>>26671191
This is wiz board. What else do you want
>25
>hugged plenty of girls, held hands with one
>kv
I just don't care. I'm scared that I'll realize at 35 I always wanted a gf and it'll be too late, but right now I just don't. I don't crave affection and I don't want to spend time with another person and pour my heart into them. I'm sure it's nice, but I just don't want it. Maybe I'm lucky, maybe I'm in denial.
This is the real version.
>26
There was a period from age 24-25 that I cared, now I don't give a shit. I'm not even ugly and have been approached by a few girls in the past but I'm not normalfag enough to put in all that effort.
Doesn't stop me from hating women though.
>>26684849
>posting an edit
Nice try.
>>26669860
not sure if anyone has said anything yet but if it's standard from prom to be for graduating classes, then the age for that stage in this pic should be 18, and not the 16 it shows, which means all the ages on this chart are two years younger than they should be
>>26684745
Anon, this is me to a T. I need you to stop it right now, you're scaring me.
>>26684951
>responding seriously to a bait image
>>26685073
no i mean I just saw that this thread has 179 posts so I was pointing it out to be a troll just as you are. I guess unlike you I'm falling for it by actually taking it at face value, though....
>>26671019
Yeah haha
We're just all joking haha
>>26682408
War never changes, pal.
>>26684056
why is brian doing this pls tell me
