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Most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me and ever
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Most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me and ever will happen to me.

>Teen weeb years, also into furry porn
>Got my first laptop for my birthday
>Loaded it with tons of furry porn
>Didn't know how to properly computer back then
>Windows Vista made it harder too
>In math class one day, a class where I didn't even need my fucking laptop out
>Sit in front center of class of 30
>Sit right beside cute girl I'd been trying to win over all semester
>Was already picked on a lot in school for being a fucking loser and a weirdo
>Leave to go to the bathroom and leave my laptop on my desk with my notepad up, since I was taking notes on it
>Screensaver settings: 5 minutes, Picture Gallery slideshow
>All my furry porn is in my pictures folder along with random memes
>Was gone to bathroom for like 10 minutes
>My laptop started a screensaver slideshow of all my furry porn and memes
>Entire class is laughing as I can hear when I'm on my way back
>Stand in classroom door and they all look at me quietly giggling and staring at me intensely
>Notice what's on my screen
>Lose my spaghetti
>Shut my laptop and my instructor tries to continue teaching but no one is paying any attention
>20 minutes of awkwardness till class finished
>Teacher and everyone felt too awkward about what they saw to ever confront me about it
>That girl moved seats away from me
>So did everyone else
>News already spread fucking fast by lunch
>People seemed to forget about it by the time I was in grade 12
>This happened in grade 10

I'm honestly surprised I didn't kill myself.
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I have had some real embaressing things happen to me, but I rather pretend they didnt happen.
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>>25912180
>Sitting in modern history
>Use school laptop to take notes and such
>Notice chrome is open for some reason
>Go to close it
>Window expands and asks me whether or not im sure
>Loli hentai
>Girl behind me sees it and starts laughing, friend next to me starts laughing
>I should have accepted my death at this point
>"I clicked it because it thought it was funny and disgusting"
>"Yeah sure anon"

I'm surprised they treated me like a normal person for the rest of my high school years.
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>>25912180
Noice. I think my middle school teacher caught a glimpse of my porn folder once, I ninja'd out of it but she was looking over my shoulder so I'm sure she saw it.

Now the real question is, how good was the furry? All I could find when I first got into furry was sexyfur siterips
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>>25912285

How good was the furry? Eh, I had some shitty stuff at the time, but I had a lot of high quality Dr Comet stuff, but SexyFur is still my favorite if I had to pick. Gunbunny, Miami, Champagne, etc.

Now that I'm not a fucking loser, I actually have an active sex life with a good notch count and only fap to porn out of habit when bored. And it's of irl girls and I haven't fapped to hentai or furry for years.
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>>25912180

holy shit OP, thank you for making me feel so much better about my life.
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>>25912442
>I haven't fapped to hentai or furry for years.

Fucking normoe, get out.
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I used to tell myself at least I'm not a furry to make me feel better then I fapped to Sindollplease just end my life
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>>25912180
christ i wanted to kill myself just reading that, that makes me feel better about my high school years. i think the most embarrassing thing i ever did was when i was in elementary school and i showed everyone my dick
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>>25912442
>I actually have an active sex life
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>>25912558
Sindoll is high-tier mah nigga, nothing to be ashamed about

(and it's kemono not furry)
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>>25912637
is it kemono because he's japanese or some other reason like ratio? I don't really like the heads but the bodies are so thicc and soft, I can't say no
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>>25912676
Kemono because it's superior japanese art.

Usually Kemono have more "anime-like" face (sindoll's head are pretty animalistic like western, but I like them)
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>>25912180
fyi they didn't forget
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>>25912717

I know they didn't. But nobody held it against me and girls would actually date me.
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>>25913026
Are you attractive ?

Girls can forgive almost anything to a Chad.

I knew Chad that openly had furry on their phone and joked about it
*Show a huge titted wolf girl
"wouldn't you fuck her ?"
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>>25913071

Now I kinda am. Fucked 43 different women to date, became an entirely different person that girls are into and that other guys respect. Go to gym regularly and am moderately fit with visible muscle. Don't openly display weird fucking habits anymore.

I literally grew out of autismo-mode. Girls don't even care that I like anime and vidya because I'm good at sex, am hot, and ride a cool motorcycle.
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>>25913191
Thank for the answer.

You know what to do robots
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>>25912180
At least you're not catfucker.
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