>>25883334
if these posts could talk they wouldn't tell me to feel good
no mods i shitpost better than they would
no adblock im not the guardian of arcanine
but our memes are being misunderstood

walls feeling like they're ready to close in
i suffocate, what is a second wind?
i resonate on this board
i dont know how long i can post on this board
ive been hitting memes too long
watching normies from the outside in
they sing the same old song
about how their pages always the cleanest

i begged a differ
i really miss him (pepe)
im not involved
id rather diss em
i call on you
to put your tulpas up
cuz every time i come around all the girls go
"gross"

Step you say to suck a cock
He walks
You say sit down it's just a cock
He REEEEEEEES politely back at you
You REEEEEE politely right on through

Some sort of frog meme to your right
As he shitposts left but you stay right
Between the lines of betacuck
You begin to wonder why the fuck

You have autism
You're too beta
To talk to grills off the internet
And you just got cucked
By a chad
And I know chad ruined your life.

>>25884026
Step one*

G
Suffocation...
Can't breathe...

G major
WALLS CLOSING IN
CHEST COLLAPSING
AAAAAAAAH
MY FUCKING HEAD

D
SUFFOCATION
KILL ME (kill me)
KILL ME (kill me)

E
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

G minor
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Here's one from an old thread.

The tears glow bright
On the keyboard tonight
Not a gf to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the king
The feels are howling like a swirling storm inside
Couldn't be normie
Heaven knows I've tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good goy you always have to be
Conceal don't feel
Don't let them know
Well now they know

Bee urself
Bee urself
Can't hold me back anymore
Bee urself
Bee urself
Flip off Chad and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the whores rage on
No gf never bothered me anyway

It's funny how anime
Makes everything seem small
And the fags who once e-trolled me
Can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do
To gas the niggers and the jews
No fags no dykes, no cucks for me
I'm free

Bee urself
Bee urself
I am not like those other guys
Bee urself
Bee urself
You'll never check my five
Here I stand and here I'll stay
Let the whores rage on

My tendies only costed two Great British Pounds
Spaghetti spiraling in noodly fractals all around
And methane pressurizes inside my fat ass
Then I clasp Gaben's hand, preparing for the blast

Bee urself
Bee urself
And I'll rise the like break of dawn
Bee urself
Bee urself
That beta fag is gone
Here I stand in the light of day
Let the whores rage on
No gf never bothered me anyway

Me and my robots tryna get it ya bish
Cry all night and tell me is you with it ya bish
Ops a faggot and evasive
From 9-5 you know I'm fappin ya bish

Dreams of living life like normies do
Back when postin froggies wasn't cool
I fucked a grill then went to tell the board
But all I did was get ignored

Ketchup all up on my tendies ya bish
Smell my fart then go to Wendy's ya bish
The only thing we had to free our mind
Was taking one up the behind

You look like a sjw ya bish
A greentext that wasn't true ya bish
And that's a lifestyle that we never new
Be a NEET with no revenue

It go hail satan, or Bill Cosby
Pick your poison tell me what you do
Everybody gonna respect the robot
But the one in front of the gun is a beta

And I've been fapping all day, this away, that away, through canals and alleyways, just to say, chicken tenders is the perfect food for me, and they're made by mummy.

>>25884400
"And that's a lifestyle that we never knew
Be a NEET with no revenue"
Shit that's actually really good. Like really, really good. I would have never thought of that.

>>25884500
Thanks, I wrote the fray one too. Which one should I try next?

>>25884577
Whatever you want man, you're clearly better at this than me.

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I AIN'T GOT NO TYPE

RARE PEPES IS THE ONLY THING THAT I LIKE

I AlN'T GOT NO LIFE

CUPS WITH THE PISS AND I DO THIS EVERY NIGHT

I AIN'T CHECK THE PRICE

I MAKE MY OWN TENDIES SO I EAT WHEN I LIKE

I'M NOT LIVING LIFE

AND MY MOMMA TELL IT TO A NIGGA, I AIN'T LIVIN' RIGHT

Buffalo robot
Tendies, beta
It was a buffalo robot
In the heart of /r9k/

Stolen from reddit
Brought to /r9k/
Finding a better board
Stab myself with a sword

When I analyze the post
To me it's shit, like the most
Of the tendies beta
Oh the buffalo robot

And he was taken from being cucked
By a chad who really sucked
Fighting his autism
With more autism

He was a buffalo robot
Tendies, beta
He was a buffalo robot
Testing meta

If you know your frog memes
You would know, op's a faggot
Then you wouldn't have to REEEEEEEE
When normies steal your dubs

I'm just a buffalo robot
In the heart of /r9k/

this dick aint free
this dick aint free
this dick aint free
this dick aint free

>>25884598
Fuxking kill me lol, that's great shit senpai

Somebody once told me
A gf was gonna hold me
I aint the chadest boy in the shed
I was looking kinda spergy
with my autism sneakers on me
And my feet hurting I wish I was home

We'll the virginity and loneliness wont stop coming

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I GOTTA KEEP IT A HUNNA

BTICHES, THEY FUCKIN FO NOTHIN

PULL UP IN MY TRUCK IN THE FRONT

RICH BUT I STARTED WITH NUTHIN

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the chads aren't mean
And the grills are beta
Taste, this, cucks

Take me down to the paradise city
Where there's no niggers
And faggots aren't triggered
Eat, shit, mooooot!

Shitposting like this is so crazy,
This board is amazing,
One day you're toying with roaches and the next Chad's having her babies,
Shitposting like this I get down, ugh,
When mods come around, ugh,
I do my best to evade bans and not not make a sound,
Feel like my hands going but there's no words,
Don't fuck around, janitors form herds,
These shitposts, they kill nerds,
I use em, make mods fly like birds.
Been there, done that,
Drop a cuck thread they gon prune that,
Simple shit man I'm done with that,
Fake cringe, take it back,
"My name is John, you jerk to Facebook, thanks for listening", have fun with that,
I've been there and don't want it back,
If I see the cringe I might report it now,
Cuz I'm smug. So smug.

>>25884077
E
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

G minor
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

G major
TING
TANG

G
WALLA WALLA
BING BANG

rodge with the rodge the bang the bang wanna rosey mommy with the chad said up jump the roastie

>>25885358
That was fucking gold.

Man I promise, I'm so self conscious
I have no idea what im doing in college
>tfw the major that i major in dont make no money
but I wont drop out, my parents will look at me funny
Tell me that aint insecure
The concept of school seems so secure
Sophomore, 3 years no qt gf
I'm like fuck it i'll just stay a wizard