Why do girls get so turned on by guys who like their feet?
I don't know, but I thank God every day that I am a footfag. I try not to mention it very often, but it's a virtually guaranteed date with any woman in earshot if I do. I've been hit on by girls who were friends of friends of friends of people I've casually mentioned my foot fetish to. The grapevine is THAT long.
Feels fucking patrician, to be honest. There's just nothing like telling a girl, "yeah, I have a fetish for licking the sweatiest, dirtiest, lowest part of you," and seeing her eyes light up with pure lust and admiration. I know, I'm a Chad, I should get the fuck off /r9k/, reeeee and all that. Don't hate the player, man. Hate the game.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go look at pictures of beautiful naked women and immediately wonder what it would be like to be lying on the floor in front of a couch they are sitting on, while they watch Netflix, rest their feet on my face, and completely ignore me. I only do this once or twice a day, because my complete lack of healthy normal desire to penetrate or dominate a beautiful woman when I see her, instead focusing instantly on a dirty mundane non-sexual part of her that she finds boring and gross, is simply so psychically potent that I have occasionally been contacted via email by pornstars I fapped to, after they sensed my sheer virility across thousands of kilometres and had spontaneous orgasms mirroring my own. There's a lot of responsibility involved in being a footfag - all this alpha energy just bursting at the seams to get out. Wish me luck.
I wouldn't say it turns me on but it's not a bad feeling to have someone find you sexy.
Foot stuff is kind of nice because you can do it kind of secretly, like put my feet in his lap while we're on the couch with friends around, or put them in his lap under the table at a fancy restaurant or something. It doesn't get me off but he loves it.
>>25811236
sound like a cuck tbqh. grils aren't attracted to betashit like you, and if they are then either they are desperate 3/10s and you have some leverage with good looks or money. otherwise this is a sure way to remain a robot. nobody take this guys advice, it won't work unless you're a chad. and even then it won't work unless you want to be a cucked normie.
Better question is why girls are so damn greedy about getting different kinds of shoes. Like bitches will want to get 8 different pairs of shoes just to go walk around the house. As if having every shoes ever made is more important than food.
>>25811294
jesus cchrist
>>25811236
saved, dear anon, saved for life. Well done Chad, now get off muh board. Ree and all that
>hanging out with uni friends
>invite this long distance friend over from scotland
>she has to do a lot of travelling to get to us
>when she arrives we chill out and watch a movie
>she takes her shoes off
>her feet fucking stink but nobody says anything
What I would have given to just get down on my knees and sniffed them up. I wish I could turn back time.
>>25811236
yojnenjoy
>>25811523
hahaha just uploaded to r/4chan
posting in ebic bread
>>25811523
>>25811623
reedit please stop
please
>>25811634
>a bloo bloo it's my secret club
That doesn't turn me on at all
>tehee chad said my feet are pretty >_<
>>25811136
I'm a girl and every friend of mine thinks guys with foot fetishes are creepy and weird. I couldn't imagine how funny it would be if my boyfriend actually fantasize about my feet
>>25811634
>actually believing him
>being this afraid of the reddit boogeyman
A goddam fucking curse.
Are foot fetishes very common or are footfags just very vocal?
>>25812489
>that beard
>>25812736
I know they're all dysfunctional weirdos.
>>25812775
Feet are vanilla as far as I'm concerned, boy scout.
>"eww he looked at my feet! what a creepy weirdo!"
So why do you bitches walk around in high heels and get pedicures. You obviously want men to notice your feet you fucking dumb cunt.
>>25813064
meant for >>25812303
sdfsdf
>>25812489
is the OP anna sophia robb?
She sure growed up.
>>25813064
Women do that for themselves, you virgin
>>25811236
10/10 from one footfag to another.
Real talk tho, while I typically don't mention my fetish, if I'm fucking a girl, I'll kiss and lick her feet. She's hardly gonna stop and go 'wtf are you doing?' Even better if you're drunk.
>>25811236
Sup fellow footfag Chad.
I think the key is you still have to be decent looking and have social skills. I have a footfag friend who cries about never getting a fj, but he's kinda robot. I don't even tell him about the girls he spots with sexy toes that she's already had my load on them. He'd cry even more and probably Ann Hiro.
So what's up, breh? What brings you to robotown? I'm here because for all my chadness, I spaghetti hard with traps and I've developed a fetish for them, so for the first time in my life I feel beta.
>>25812736
Most common fetish I think.
>>25813113
>he thinks women make themselves pretty for themselves and not to attract men
And I'm the virgin?
