>i'm currently meant be taking care of my mom and little siblings since my dad died
>prepare for the impending american revolution
>get /fit/
>get /pure/
>help return America to the people
feels good
any other robots serving the all mighty?
>>25559361
newfag here, what do you mean by /pure/
also praising my ancestors by praying to Thor to give me strength to purge the immigrants
>>25559361
>tfw aunt is a fucking drug addict who can't keep a job
>tfw im having to teach her son shit about life that his single mother wont, like sports
>tfw trying to swindle money from mom so i can go to school and get a degree since i don;t have the money to just move out an dlive on my own
>tfw i wish i had a job to support all my family, not out of love, but because i want to basically own them
>tfw fedora is on too tight so i cant sit through religion
>tfw will never be pure
>>25559865
>stopping that nasty masturbation habit
>quit drinking
>no drugs
>think positively about females
>get sex off of your mind
>>25559361
Will Jesus still love me after I'm done pounding that tight, virgin Christian pussy?
>>25559954
no. enjoy hell lmao
>>25559361
>impending american revolution
kek
>>25559971
I wouldn't mind going to hell for a piece of Christ-chan desu.I'm already going to hell anyways *tip*
>Go to my local Roman Catholic church for Sunday services
>I'm the only white person in the building
>Priest is from South America or some shit, can't understand him through the accent
>Feel even more disconnected from my community in a place that is meant to foster good relationships between people
Fuck multiculturalism.
>>25559361
>Ameripoors are STILL obsessed with revolutions and weird puritanical nonsense hundreds of years later!
>>25559361
Christ-chan a cute! CUTE!
My very existence defies God's plan.
>>25560049
Sounds a lot like my church. Does the priest's name happen to be Father Henry?
>>25559361
I wish all religitiards would just go away and let the intelligent people (atheists) fix this shit that stupid religious people have broken in this millenium
>>25561297
I've been away from r9k for awhile.
Is this still ironic fedora tipping, or is it a serious response?
>>25560152
As an American, I'm somehow both mortified and intensely amused by this.
Possibly more amusing is how other countries don't understand it.
>>25561321
Poe's law is fun original comment
Yes, I'm planning to die for my sins soon.
>>25561378
I just have this horrible feeling I can't shake that reddit took over in my absence.
>>25561419
I like to think it's just some high-tier memers trying to throw us for a loop, but I know there's been an influx in Reddit users all over.
