>english girl is at my school for 1 day
>meet her in the library and hit it off
>show her around
>be fb friends
>start thinking about more than I really have reason to
>she has great taste in music and is generally lovely
>I'm being fucking charming
>almost appear to be flirting
>asks if I'm single
>yes
>aweshitnigger.jpg
>ask her
>she's bi and has a girlfriend
>"um, I'm taken"
>tfw
>tfw kissless virgin
I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up but I can't help it. Still glad I met her, might see her in London this summer. Why is this shit so depressing?
I guess it would be way worse if it were a guy, somehow
>>25555145
>she's bi and has a girlfriend
Let's see, the girl you like has a relationship with ANOTHER GIRL. Don't you see the opportunities here?!?
>THREESOME
>You all get along, as a group of friends and they introduce you to their friends and help you find someone else
>THREESOME
>You ask her to hook you up with someone in their circle, or have her GF hook you up with someone in their circle
>THREESOME
>You use them both as wingwomen
>THREESOME
>You orbit her until she breaks up with her and catch her on the rebound
Did I suggest to you aTHREESOMEyet?
>>25555483
fair point anon, although I doubt I have the social and sexual charisma to swing a THREESOME everything else is realistic. Just feels unexpectedly bad
>>25555483
>threesome
why would I want to disappoint two people at once? I'm all for efficiency but that's too much
>>25555641
You made a friend, a socially well-adjusted friend who doesn't see your socially awkward flaws or dismisses them as "quirks"
I'm sorry she's a girl OP, but I'm glad for you that she's bi and dating a girl (because as males we're hard-wired to be jealous of other guys but girls slip under the bio-radar)
Consider it a victory and maybe fap to the thought of them scissoring.
>>25555723
>I want to disappoint two people at once?
>Implying they'll both want the dick, implying a threesome isn't about taking turns being the one being serviced, or a way to allow one member to take a break and then rotate to have seemingly never-ending fun.
I mean, I only know about as much as you doabsolutely no first person experiencebut I think it'd be easier to hide your under performance when there's someone else to have fun with don't you think?
>>25555761
thanks anon, in perspective it isn't a loss. I need to stop being so desperate for a gf so I don't romanticize all female contact, just don't know how to do that.
made this
>>25556129
don't know how to stop feeling like it's a loss
