Let's get to know our fellow robots better.
>age
>gender
>nationality
>virginity status
>employment status
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
>waifu (post pic)
>20
>Male
>CA USA
>Never touched a grill
>Jobless for two years now
>I-I like cycling, and camping alone
>>25490521
OP again, hello chums
>age
20 years young.
>gender
The only gender that posts on /r9k/.
>nationality
Proud British blokei'm white i swear
>virginity status
Intact.
>employment status
Wagie office monkey. Shit sucks.
>hobbies outside of animu and vidya
Pfft, don't make me laugh.
>waifu
Guess who
>>25490521
>Let's get to know our fellow robots better.
Why?
>age
25
>gender
M
>nationality
Ger
>virginity status
No, pls no bully
>employment status
Apprenticeship
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
/fit/ & /k/
>waifu (post pic)
I don't have a waifu
>>25490610
Is that Zinnia? Good taste, breh.
>23
>Male
>Canadian
>Munched a cooch a couple times
>Student/Job-seeking
>Guitar, harmonica, singing, reading, cooking, weightlifting, running, gymnastics
>No waifu
>22 years old
>male
>American
>non-virgin
>waits tables for minimum wage
>studies foreign languages
>>25490521
>Age: 23
>Gender: M
>Nationality:American
>V Card: Yes
>Self employed
>Fitness, Writing and Programming(babby tier.)
>>25490521
thiss isnt /soc/ you faggot!
>age
23
>gender
m
>nationality
usa
>virginity status
n
>employment status
y
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
... outside of animu and vidya?
>waifu (post pic)
n
>>25490698
Baconator best Katawa
>age
28 (oldest motherfucker here)
>gender
m
>nationality
usa
>virginity status
n
>employed
y
>>25490733
Don't shit your pants mate, I'm not calling for a meetup. There are survey threads on this board all the time newfag
>>25490521
>>age
24
>>gender
m
>>nationality
u s a
>>virginity status
not one
>>employment status
recently got a new job, had a few meetings but it hasnt rly started yet. working from h o m e
>>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
n/a..... it was art but now idk
>>waifu (post pic)
no waifu sorry
>age
24
>gender
male
>nationality
murrican
>virginity status
not a virgin
>employment status
not employed
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
nothing
>age
27
>gender
m
>nationality
floridian
>virginity status
not virgin
>employment status
sous chef @ $16.50 hr
>hobbies
drinking heavily and lurking forums
>>25490521
>age
19
>gender
Male
>nationality
French
>virginity status
Virginity stolen
>employment status
Failing student getting more welfare money than both my parents combined
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
none
>>25490802
>>25490790
>>25490769
>>25490736
>>25490698
>>25490682
>>25490621
7/10 posters are non-virgins
this board is a normie board now, there is nothing special snowflake about you
>>25490521
>23
>M
>Burgerland
>still virgin
>NEET
>Music, playing guitar and making glitch art and various photo shop creations
>>25490902
I know bro but maybe we just fucked hookers...
>>25490902
Don't forget rapeanon over herewell maybe he wasn't raped but that's how i'm reading it
20
male
Canadian
virgin
student/work part time at college
not really interested in anything anymore
none
>>25490964
thats fair, but I doubt it
>>25490977
Forgot to link fucking shit it >>25490901
>>25490902
You started posting here when it became a maymay board after it was re-added, didn't you?
>>25490902
Being a virgin or being a manlet or having a tiny dick don't make you a robot automatically. Being an absolute misfit of society with no friends or love for humanity does.
>>25490977
I was molested by a roastie at age 9. I like to disregard that but then my socially incompetent robot girlfriend thought it might be a good idea to try sex as soon as we could be together (after six months of long-distance relationship), which we both agreed was actually a really stupid idea later on.
>>25491003
Nope, the robot destroyed this board.
>>25491054
you mean the robot that board was created for and used for years before they removed it because everyone just said bloxbloxblox anyways? And now was readded and literally did nothing because you just bloxbloxblox again?
Also, if you've EVER been muted you're a shitty poster.
>>25491039
>I was molested by a roastie at age 9. I like to disregard that but then my socially incompetent robot girlfriend thought it might be a good idea to try sex as soon as we could be together (after six months of long-distance relationship), which we both agreed was actually a really stupid idea later on.
Shit bruh, sorry to hear about that froggy. At least you don't have to go through the melancholy of not knowing what sex is like, although I'm sure it's a sore issue for youno innuendo intended
>20
>male
>Asian-American
>kissless virgin
>U.S. Marine
>fuck you vidya games is my hobby
>30
>male
>American
>had sex LITERALLY once
>market research analyst
>besides animu and vidya.. cycling, I guess
>no waifu, want to bone a new girl every season. pic related is a recently beloved qt tho
>>25491039
>Being a virgin or being a manlet or having a tiny dick don't make you a robot automatically. Being an absolute misfit of society with no friends or love for humanity does.
a good majority of normies think they're misfits of society. If you're biggest issue is finding 'the one', or dating you're 'oneitis' you have the plight of a normie
>>25491126
>30
All hail the mighty wiz-
>had sex LITERALLY once
...
>>25491149
I'm still friends with the power-stealing bitch too
>>25491003
Not him but even in the gentleman age it was present, albeit not as Silly as frogposters would make it out to be; Self control and the like were always held in high esteem.
>From what I remember.
>Having a functioning relationship(most important being a nuclear Family.)
Was important.
>>25491167
Power-stealing? Care to explain?
>>25491080
>you mean the robot that board was created for and used for years before they removed
yup, I'd rather have board full of newfag robots than a board full of oldfag normies, and yes the traffic to this board increased dramatically after the robot came back
>>25491039
>Robot girlfriend
Wew lad.
>>25491110
Nice waifu dude
>>25491182
There are better places for that, try jp or even wizchan
>>25491086
Sex is not some grand transition that turn you from a beta robot to an alpha Chad. If you've ever masturbated, you have a solid idea of what sex is like already. Actual sex is just different because you do it with someone else, but if it's not someone you love and are loved by, you might as well masturbate, it feels the same except you just move a hand and an arm.
Only Chads and Staceys can fuck random people and enjoy it a lot but then those people eventually regret it once they decide to settle down with age.
>>25491131
Yes, it's true. Everyone feels like shit sometimes and everyone is lonely at some point, but so-called robots whi whine about not having friends or not having a gf aren't robots at all, just normies with unused potential.
>>25491184
Sometimes shit happens.
>>25491181
I would've obtained my wizard powers when I turned 30 last month, if not for her. So I guess she didn't technically steal them, but she's the reason I don't have them
>>25490521
>age
21
>gender
Male
>nationality
United States
>virginity status
Secure
>employment status
Full Time Equivalent
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Reading and programming
>waifu
Image 53 of 105
>19
>male
>usa
>not one
>student and looking
>guitar
>>25491229
>17
You really couldn't have lied?
>>25491210
>go to wizchan!!!!
if you want memes, shitposting and a normie fuckfest you got >>>/s4s/, >>>/b/, and >>>/soc/
go fuck up their boards retard
>>25491262
that's the exact opposite of what i want, not sure where you're getting that.
>>25491229
Thanks for the laugh, you are joking no?
>>25491224
Oh, you mean wizard powers. I thought you just had a bad grudge or something.
>losing virginity right before age 30
Shamefur dispray.
>>25490521
>age
20
>gender
Male
>nationality
Russia
>virginity status
Always with me
>employment status
Unemployed
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Self-loathing and tabletop RPGs
>waifu
The very best
>>25491229
MODS MODS MODS
GET THIS UNDERAGE HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE
>23
>male
>English
>Born again virgin
>employed - just
>darts, cooking, walking (not interested in animu or vidya)
>Kate Winslet
>>25491214
>Yes, it's true. Everyone feels like shit sometimes and everyone is lonely at some point, but so-called robots whi whine about not having friends or not having a gf aren't robots at all, just normies with unused potential.
I think you're misunderstanding me. If you have no friends or gf, and you are desperate for any form of intimacy, you are a robot. But most normies think that translates to being desperate for favourable intimacy
These are the people who complain about non-virgin girls/degenerate girls, fat girls, the ones who claim 'you can still be lonely if you have a gf :^)', the people who go clubbing every Friday, and they are the people who started the 'practice gf' meme
Normies have issues, but they are trivial, and this board is because a fuckfest of trivial issues.
>age
20
>gender
male
>nationality
poortugal
>virginity status
kissless v
>employment status
404 not found. Mediocre student though
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
/out/ stuff, exercise occasionally,
>waifu (post pic)
claimed
>>25490521
I don't know why I do these surveys
>age
21
>gender
Male
>nationality
Burger
>virginity status
KV
>employment status
don't really wanna say
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Drawing and movies
>waifu (post pic)
It's hard to pick even from other animes and vidya, it's even harder to pick my favorite senran but I love Mirai
>>25491281
thats exactly what this board has become as a result of the robot. There was plenty of that beforehand, but all the robot did was bring more normies from /b/ here
>>25491360
You are not allowed to post on 4chan if you're under 18.
>age
20
>gender
male
>nationality
Finnish
>virginity status
yes
>employment status
studying
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
lifting, producing music, history is interesting I suppose
>>25491313
Nah it happened back in college 6 or 7 years ago back when I was trying to be normie. I haven't talked to a woman outside of a professional context for the past 5 years at least
>>25491372
Awesome waifu. Can't wait for S2
>age
25
>gender
M
>nationality
America
>virginity status
nope
>employment status
in college/IT Job
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
anything
>waifu (post pic)
no
You could say I'm pretty normie
>>25491399
cheers, fellow patrician. For me it was the second best AOTY
>>25491389
it's completely the same, the robot has nothing to do with the quality of the content because it really doesn't do anything to change it. I doubt /b/ posters came here for the robot, they probably came here because /b/ is literally just a porn board now for posting pictures you're not supposed to share and dick rating lmfao
>>25491360
You're an idiot, enjoy your time away from here
24
male
you tell me, father is Irish, mother isblackAmerican but born in England
still here
unemployed
watching some sports
pic related
>>25490521
>age: 19
>gender: male
>nationality: bongistani
>virginity status: lost it to some romanian escort a few weeks ago, though i got mugged by her 3 pimps after, though i'm only a poorfag so they only got an extra 10 out of me
>employment status: was employed at petrol station but got fired so currently NEET and running out of dolla
>hobbies: drawing 2d pron cartoons and dying inside
>waifu: pic related
>>25491471
You could've just lied you spastic
>>25491365
No, in my opinion, the moment you seek any form of intimacy, you stop being a robot. Wanting social interaction is a trivial issue if you ask me.
>>25491343
>>25491497
Welp, kind of nice while it lasted OP; See you guys in other threads.
>>25491442
if you havent noticed the dramatic increase in normies, then you are likely a normie yourself.
A few examples
There are regularly threads about normies and their relationship issues, and unlike before nobody gives a shit.
There are these 'has a girl ever been interested in you threads' and all the posts are serious people saying 'multiple', and yes
This thread, where only a fraction of people are virgins and nobody cares
these arent redflags to you?
>>25491444
>he doesn't have a vpn
>>25491525
well yeah if you start comparing yourself to starving africans but this board is built on relationship related issues.
>>25491539
i-is it because I posted 3D?
>age
24
>gender
male
>nationality
usa
>virginity status
not a virgin
>employment status
employeed
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
pen and paper rpgs, juggling, making music, reading, skateboarding
>waifu (post pic)
>implying I'm straight
>implying I dont have a husbando
>>25490521
20
M
US
Not even close
part time job/student
anime is fucking gay. i masturbate, vidya, follow politics
>>25491539
Thanks for contribooting anyhow, I think it all went downhill once people started posting 3D waifus.
See you round space cowboy
>>25491585
That's taking it too far.
So someone with no friends, who is disliked by many people, is a normie if they don't wish everyday to become a real human bean?
18
M
English
College
>outside of animu and vidya
kek senpai
pic related
>>25491586
Yes it is to be honest.
>>25491656
Alright, sorry bout that anon I deleted it, I should have scrolled through the thread first
>>25490521
>age
22
>gender
F
>nationality
Serbian (and in Serbia)
>virginity status
finger-banged
>employment status
NEET
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
reading, gym, occasional vidya and no animu
>waifu (post pic)
N/A
>>25491630
taiga is shit
Nice, a great place to test out my data mining algorithms
Thanks, narcissistic faggots
>>25491586
>>25491690
NO 3D IN MY THREADS!my fault for not stating that though
>>25491701
N O V O S I B I R S K
>>25491721
no problem faggot
>>25491624
>So someone with no friends, who is disliked by many people
no? i dont follow?
>>25490521
>Let's get to know our fellow robots better
>virginity status
FUCK OFF
>age
19
>gender
male
>nationality
polish
>virginity status
virgin, duh
>employment status
studying
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
always wanted to have some interesting hobby, but the only thing I can come up with right now is watching movies
>waifu (post pic)
nah, taylor swift that could be, girls in glasses with shoulder length hairstyle or even shorter
are there even any polish fembots?
>>25491788
>If you have no friends or gf, and you are desperate for any form of intimacy, you are a robot
So if you don't want any form of intimacy and as such aren't going through such torture, you're not a robot?
>>25491721
Feel free, I have nothing to hide nor do I use digital transactions.
>>25491690
I can't stay made at you fags, even if I don't like how things have changed.
>>25491620
It's one of the nicest threads I've been in a while.
>>25491807
b-but it makes it easier to weed out the normies
>>25490521
>Let's get to know our fellow robots better.
>>age
24
>>gender
Male
>>nationality
Irish / Native Alaskan
>>virginity status
Not one.
>>employment status
Engineering college student
>>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
hiking guitar beer workemouts
>>waifu (post pic)
my gf of 4 years
I'm a normal deal with it
>age
22
>gender
mtf
>nationality
us
>virginity status
lost it to one person ;w;
>employment status
neet
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
cooking, programming
>waifu (post pic)
>>25491837
>Forgot picture of waifu
Sorry for using her image so much, but I rarely if ever post her.
>>25491838
That it does.
>age
20
>gender
Black
>nationality
>virginity status
Had Sex, dont care
>employment status
College
>hobbies
Speed cubing
>>25490521
>age
18
>gender
mtf
>nationality
german columbian
>virginity status
kv
>employment status
NEET
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
none
>waifu (post pic)
i cant pick one desu
>age
you
>gender
are
>nationality
a
>virginity status
double
>employment status
nigger
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
you
>waifu (post pic)
faggot
>age
18
>gender
Male
>nationality
American
>job
Apprentice
>virgin status
Have sex with gf on the reg
>hobbies
Hiking and fishing
>waifu
My gf... Not gonna post a pic
>>25491701
>slav grill
>NEET
>gym bunny, smells sweaty
>reads, obviously smart af
>possibly unbroken hymen, apart from the finger contact
Pls can I be your waifu? You can peg me sometimes if you want
>>25491833
>So if you don't want any form of intimacy and as such aren't going through such torture, you're not a robot?
well yeah because you must likely have good self esteem, and you're most likely happy. If you're not than you're at fault for being alone, and in my opinion self destructive
NEETs who at any moment could change things for themselves arent robots. I.e. those normies who are hit on by girl but reject them because they dont meet their standards, while still
complaining about tfw no gf
>>25491882
>Sorry for using her image so much, but I rarely if ever post her.
Post away, pham.
>>25490521
27
Male
Scottish
Not one
Nightshift at a popular burger joint
Lifting and comic books.
No waifu.
>>25491938
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMALSCUM!
>>25491229
UNDARAGE
>>25491923
Compliment me more!
>age
Just turned the big 2-0
>gender
Why, male of course
>virginity status
Got a blowjob once. That's about it.
>employment status
Currently in college
>hobbies
Vidya gaymes, watching anime, reading. The usual.
>waifu
Check pic
>>25491977
>>25491984
>says the samefag
>>25491837
>It's one of the nicest threads I've been in a while.
D'aw, I'm gonna blush
>>25491949
But anyone who wants to change their situation can. Most people out there aren't complete Chads or Stacies and you can find the right person to help you. Hell, even forums like this are full of like-minded people who could support each other if they wanted to.
I have shitty self-esteem and am really not happy but I'm not looking for any social interactions at all and am browsing 4chan out of boredom.
>>25491775
N O V I S A D
O
V
I
S
A
D
>>25491943
>gym bunny
disgusting.
I meant weightlifting
>reads, obviously smart af
non sequitur
>possibly unbroken hymen
sorry, i broke it before the fingering incident which happened last year actually
holy shit, time flies
>Pls can I be your waifu? You can peg me sometimes if you want
only if you dress up like a member of the Croatian NDH
>age
21
>gender
m
>nationality
french
>virginity status
kv
>employment status
y
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
lurkin' b for lolis to add as avatar on Origin
>waifu (post pic)
pic
>>25492030
pic related you faggot.
>age
19
>gender
Male
>nationality
Colombian
>virginity status
Gone
>employment status
Not employed, Biomed engineering student
hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Dont watch anime, dont know any other hobbies desu. I used to train
>age
22
>gender
male
>nationality
Swedish
>virginity status
Lost it two weeks ago
>employment status
university student
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
liftin, running, reading, cooking, drinking, learning languages (okay, I only speak four, but I'm working on more)
>waifu
this is the closest I can come nowadays. used to be Haruhi, like seven years ago
>>25492053
Last post for real this time, going back to lurking and don't like leaving threads without saying goodbye for some reason.
>tfw everyone on this site is more like my family than actual family.
I wish everyone good luck on their future endeavors, and hope they remember that their are many different ways to be happy.
>>25492220
Oh, s-sorry I'm slightly new
>Age
18
>Gender
Male
>Nationality
Mexicunt
>Virginity status
Aren't we all virgins here.
>employment status
Works on a cinema, place is not bad but not good tho.
>Hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
...O-Outside of animu and vidya?
>waifu (post pic)
>>25492281
*there
JUST
>can't even leave correctly.
OP signing off due to irl shit, nice to meet you all. You're a bunch of cunts but you're my bunch of cunts. Later
>age
20, two full decades of being alone
>gender
male
>nationality
American, primarily british / scandinavian (swedish, danish)
>virginity status
i sucked a dick when i was 8, but i'm straight, does that count?
>employment status
Air Force officer candidate, hope to commission in 2 years
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
i love to read historical narratives and fantasy fiction, music is also a big passion of mine, technology of all sorts
>waifu (post pic)
pic related
someone please love me
>age
20
>gender
Male
>nationality
American
>virginity status
Very
>employment status
Work in a small cafe
>hobbies
Sketching, painting, cooking, playing piano, biking, motorcycle riding (back before I had one), running, shitposting
>hubando (post pic)
Joji
>>25491879
>virginity status
lost it to one person ;w;
dont worry, most people only lose it to one person
>>25490521
>19
>male
>burgerville
>had sex with girlfriend of 3 years two times but neither of us came it was really awkward and lasted a total of 5 minutes
>unemployed but going to college (sophomore
>gym, reading, learning about history
>waifu is 3D master race Brandi (dizzykitten)
>>25492435
well i meant like ive only been with one person, but yea i did kinda word it silly
>>25492430
Wtf? You look like FilthyFrank.
>>25490521
>age
20
>gender
M
>nationality
Australian.
>virginity status
Actually not a virgin, surprisingly.
>employment status
NEET. Probably will be one for the rest of my natural life, at this rate.
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Reading and writing novels, novelas, and short stories.
Where would I be without my waifu? ;-;
>>25492492
That is Flithy Frank
>Age
20
>Gender
male
>Nationality
Florida, USA
>Virginity Stat
kv
>Employment Stat
I work retail
>Hobbies
I want to get into cycling and airsoft but for now I mostly collect old vidya.
>Waifu
pic related
>>25492542
What is his snapchat?
>>25492466
Also that girl is an 11/10 holy fuck
>>25490521
>age
20
>gender
Male
>nationality
Poland
>virginity status
KV
>employment status
employed, CNC operator
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Guitar, Books
>waifu (post pic)
>age
20
>gender
Male
>nationality
Mexican (born in US)
>virginity status
Not a virgin. Lost it during Thanksgiving break.
>employment status
Employed. Work at a bar.
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Reading. Smoking with friends. PHP.
>waifu (post pic)
Pic related.
>>25490521
>pls no ban
>Male
>Canada
>Intact
>Student
>Reading, pixel art
>Karahara, Kotoura, Hanako, Sylvie
>>25492891
>>pls no ban
>age
22
>gender
Male
>Nationality
I'm an Englishman
>virginity status
100% KHV
>employment status
Out of work, currently looking
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Writing, roleplaying(no faggy ERP shit), keeping /fit/, going for night walks, getting gud at bass guitar, reading.
I need more things to do to distract myself from this crushing loneliness. What would you guys recommend?
>>25492891
Could've just lied. ;-;
>>25492291
Fuck. Forgot to put the waifu's name.
Caren Ortensia, from Fate/Hollow Ataraxia.
>>25490521
>age
19
>gender
Male
>nationality
US
>virginity status
Intact
>employment status
NEET
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
History and YuGiOh
>waifu (post pic)
:^)
>>25491701
>tfw no qt older slav gf
>>25493093
heavy drugs
>>25490521
>age
33
>gender
Male
>nationality
Canada
>virginity status
Solid steel
>employment status
Employed part-time.
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
RC aircraft and drones, writing, hunting, fishing, cooking.
>waifu (post pic)
Attached. Sorry.
>>25494089
I'm sure they'd do the trick, but I'd prefer something that I can pursue as an interest/hobby.
>age
26
>gender
Transloli.
>nationality
German.
>virginity status
Filthy non-virgin, but recovering.
>employment status
I'm in education.
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Reading, cycling, cooking.
>waifu
Image related.
>>25490521
>21
>M
>Polish
>confirmed
>university student
>cycling
>>25494485
>Transloli
pics
>>25494507
>Subhuman slav
>Ponyfag
Like pottery
>age
24
>gender
f
>nationality
american
>virginity status
virgin
>employment status
i work in a museum
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
art, screenprinting, playing music
>>25494602
>i work in a museum
Which museum? What do you do?
>>25494602
>>25494653
Well maybe not the exact museum, but what kind anyway?
>>25494591
My transition isn't completed yet.;_;
>>25494598
>fat amerilard
>calling actual whites subhuman
jej
>>25494730
>fat amerilard
Spooky skellington actually
>calling actual whites
That's a funny way of saying German fertilizer and Russian fuckbois :^)
>>25490521
>age
20, birthday in March.
>gender
Female.
>nationality
Burgerland.
>virginity status
Not a virgin.
>employment status
Unemployed as of yesterday. :^)
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Illustration.
>>25490521
18
Male
Usa
Kissed and hugged, virgin
In high school, seasonal employment at a beach
Building Pc's
>>25494804
What were you doing the day before you were unemployed?
>>25494653
>>25494678
an art museum. There's an attached restaurant and I work in the kitchen. I also help with or run sound for events. I have a fine arts degree though so I plan to try and move up over time.
>>25494880
Very cool
Anything interesting about working in an art museum?
>>25494842
I worked a specialty retail job. I was really good at it and enjoyed it as far as retail goes, but my manager was psycho and paid me minimum to essentially be a shift manager. She had screamed in my face four times before I walked in on my shift, grabbed my check, told her I was leaving and bailed.
She had tears in her eyes because she's under staffed but she got what she deserved for treating me like her personal punching bag.
>>25494931
>Am I a normie, robots?
You are banned is what you are. See you in three years.
>>25494931
Are these fags seriously so autistic that they're willing to take the ban? Jesus christ.
>>25494925
Don't you just love that kind of manager? Desperate for help, too stupid and petty to realize they have to treat their help like humans.
>>25494925
Good for you family
I'm afraid I'd be too spineless to do anything in that situation.
25
Male
USA&German
Untouched (no fornication)
Wage monkey for a year (looking for business opportunities)
Gym, cycling, mission
Pic related (just joking, dont have one)
>>25490521
>age
27
>gender
male
>nationality
American
>virginity status
Lost
>employment status
part-time wagecuck
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Writing, reading, following international and domestic news, watching movies
>waifu (post pic)
>27
>m
>us
>virgin wizard power here i come i guess
>emploied but on "leave" for two years
>small amount of lifting
>don't have one maddy oreilly i guess porn star
>>25490521
>>age
24
>>gender
Male
>>nationality
American
>>virginity status
Have it still, probably always will
>>employment status
Part time at a hardware chain
>>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Literally don't have any, I watch tv and complain about shit to pass the time
>>waifu (post pic)
Don't have one, never got the appeal
>>25494974
Honestly. I was the only other adult, the other three were 15 years old and while I loved the hell out of them they were incompetent the way 15 year olds are.
I wasn't even really a bad employee. She would get mad over the most inane shit, like me telling her I was tired and telling her that I had told her a month ago that I didn't want to close the store and put up with it through Black Friday and the holiday because I didn't want to fuck her over. Apparently asking her politely if I could open the store instead made me a drama queen and meant I didn't care about her or the company or anything.
>>25494978
Thanks familia mia. I'm just sick of the way people think they can treat others. I know /r9k/ isn't my diary but get out of shit like that as soon as you can. It took me a long time to learn that they're ultimately going to treat you the way you let them.
>>25494902
One of my pieces was part of a display of local artists once. That was definitely the coolest thing. But I meet lots of people in the local community. Networking is a big deal. And at least it isn't McDonalds.
>>25495106
>I know /r9k/ isn't my diary but get out of shit like that as soon as you can. It took me a long time to learn that they're ultimately going to treat you the way you let them.
I know I should, but I just fall apart in the end ;_;
Was raised by a shit down and just can't bother to fight back nymore
>>25490521
>48
>m
>us of a
>turbo khv
>accountant (literally wage kuckery)
>bad guitar playing
>pic related
>>25495151
*dad not down
>>25495162
>48
A Wraith walks among us
>age
18
>gender
Male
>nationality
White USA
>virginity status
Got a blowjob and handy couple times
>employment status
Lifeguard/Full time student
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Collegiate Diving (Division 3) and club wrestling
>waifu (post pic)
Seiba is life
>>25495151
Are you still living with your dad? Is it possible for you to live anywhere else if you are? Obviously I was in a position to walk out on my manager but sometimes it gets sticky if you can't.
>>25495133
That's awesome man. Can I see an example of your art?
>>25495162
>>48
man, I plan on taking myself out at 35 at the latest. I couldn't imagine being almost 50.
>>25491630
you like midgets?
midget porn is brutal
>>25495210
I am, but I'm moving in with grandparents in a few days
NEET life is over and I need to get closer to my new job.
Still can't drive though which sucks
>>25490521
22
M
2I USA
virg
lumber jack
hockey, cycling, guitar, bass
not a weeb
>>25495246
I'm real glad for you! Now all you gotta do is get your hands on an automobile and learn how to drive. Make me proud.
>>25495361
Yeah
I tried with my dad who gave me shit about it, but he was an even bigger asshole when I was driving.
I thought I did fine ;_;
>>25495351
can my waifu be a fw190?
>age
23
>gender
Female
>nationality
White British
>virginity status
Far from it
>employment status
Temp job
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Art, /lit/, nature, boating.I know I don't belong here anymore and maybe I never did but for the longest time this place was the only thing stopping me from killing myselfI'm sorry
>>25494949
Still not banned, faggots
>>25495532
Can you at least take my virginity
Your accent would make me cum buckets :^)
>>25495223
sure. I do a lot of retrofuture stuff.
>>25490521
>>age
19
>>gender
male
>>nationality
an amorphous nordic mixture but live in America
>>virginity status
7 in the bag
>>employment status
have a job at college
>>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Brazillian Jiu Jitsu, Jazz Music, BDSM, different outdoorsy things.
>>waifu (post pic)
Not for any of you fucks she is mine.
>>25495588
I like that more than I thought I would t.b.h
Post more please
21
Male
American
I've kissed a girl on the cheek once
NEET
kickboxing, and /fit/ meme
>age
18
>gender
f
>nationality
usa
>virginity status
kv
>employment status
student
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
cooking, needle point, lots of collections
>waifu (post pic)
sadik hadzovik
>>25495532
Why were you thinking about killing yourself?
>>25495669
It looks like someone stuck the wrong action figure's head on a G.I Joe
>19
>Dyke
>American, Dutch if we're talking about heritage.
>100%.
>Dropping out of college, so neet.
>Writing, hating myself and my sister.
>>25495704
Sadik has a very large head, yeah, but he is still beautiful.
>>25495642
thank u u
>>25495770
kek
Looks like my sister if her hair was longer
Moar pls
>>25495801
are you an artist anon?
>>25495931
I don't have an artistic bone in my body.
I still like to look at nice art. And things made by anons is usually really cool/
>>25495695
Dad died when I was young, became depressive and extremely anxious. Became a shutin and my anxiety/depression snowballed, I worked hard to try and be 'normie' and face my fears and when I did I got bullied and shit on a lot and it made me feel worthless. Eventually became homeless, living in a hostel for almost a year. Really hit rock bottom, hoped to die every day.
Then I got my own place and eventually a job and things progressed. Now I'm looking at going back to school and I've become more comfortable with myself, though I am still insane.
Things have gotten better. The little world I built is small, but it's comfy.
>tl;dr because life hurts
>>25495951
> i just want to fuck you
>>25495726
You can always lose it to my dick and just pretend it's a strapon :3
>>25495977
:^)
No I've saved every picture because I like it.
>>25495993
ur a fucking loser m8
>>25496150
I've known that for years m8
If you aren't a loser why are you here?
>>25496183
That's true, that's true. We're all losers.
I don't want your dick though, fatass.
>>25490521
>19
>female
>american
>virgin
>NEET
>drawing
>tsukihi araragi
>>25496279
Why can't dykes take a joke?
Besides I'm not fat
>>25496306
Post drawings pls
>>25496320
i'm delivering poor banter i'm sorry, i'm not actually offended or anything.
most neets arent
>>25496366
Should have started off by insulting my dick friend. Maybe called it small
>>25490521
>>age
18
>>gender
Male
>>nationality
English
>>virginity status
Non, 2
>>employment status
Neet for two years, going back to college soon
>>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Drinking, recently gave up weed
>>waifu (post pic)
Here;
>>25496404
that seemed too obvious.
i wish i was australian.
>>25496436
Your response wasn't obvious enough to be good banter.
Just made you sound like someone who shouldn't be here.
Pick the low hanging fruit next time and practice till you get Aussie-tier bantz
>>25490521
>>age
18
>>gender
Male
>>nationality
Colombian
>>virginity status
Kissless
>>employment status
NEET
>>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Shitposting here and feeling suicidal
>>waifu (post pic)
I have no idea
>>25496476
fair enough anon. next time i'll bantz you good.
>>25496539
>implying I won't have you soaking wet ready to ride my neet cock
Sure thing :^)
>19
>grill
>Burger
>new in box
>unicuck
>shitposting, crying, thinking about making a black pipe shotgun
>>25496579
>implying it would be big enough to ride in the first placeim not made for banter
>age
19
>gender
Male
>nationality
Dutch
>virginity status
Mana intact
>employment status
Unemployed, student
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Outside of animu and vidya?
Animu and vi- FUCK
>waifu (post pic)
pic related
>>25495956
I can understand a lot of that. Depression, anxiety and suicidal thoughts are things I'm familiar with. Even had a couple of years where I hardly left home at all.
It's hard getting back on your feet after stuff like that. I'd heartily recommend going back to some sort of education though. University has helped me a lot.
>>25496686
>implying it needs to even go in for me to get off
Why would I care about your orgasm?That was a good start
>age
19
>gender
Male
>nationality
American
>virginity status
Virgin
>employment status
NEET
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Music is my main and pretty much only hobby
>waifu (post pic)
Lives in my head
>age
18, 19 on the 22nd
>gender
male
>nationality
born in america, mother is russian and father is jamaican
>virginity status
kv
>employment status
student
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
music and literature
>waifu (post pic)
>>25496741
so what the fuck are you gonna do just sit down and jerk off
that got really fucking weird real quick
20
Male
New Zealand
Virgin
Uni student
Idk, I'm learning spanish atm
no waifu
>>25496839
Just rub it on you :^)
As long as I cum it was a good time
>>25496661
im this post >>25491879 wanna be friends maybe?
>>25490521
>age
almost 20
>gender
m
>nationality
TX
>virginity status
yes
>employment status
NEET
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
>
>waifu (post pic)
>>25490521
Is this /soc/? No? Then stop posting this fucking bullshit you failed normie
>>25497228
I'm in Texas as well, fellow robot.P-please kidnap me and i'll be your gf.
>age
18
>gender
F
>nationality
Cypriot
>virginity status
kv
>employment status
No job
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
reading, painting
>waifu (post pic)
Big Bossu
>>25497190
Sure senpai. Post some form of contact!
>>25497301
Are you that really tall Cyprus girl?
>>25490521
>age
42
>gender
M
>nationality
NY
>virginity status
KV
>employment status
Neet
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
have 3 WH40K armies
>waifu
>>25497404
Y-yes
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25497452
>tfw manlet who wants to dom a tall qt
>tfw American
>>25490521
>24
>male
>HUEland
>lost in 2015, fucked 3 grills in 2 months. got lucky i guess
>working, but gonna start masters course soon
>4chan? I play the piano and read occasionally
>no waifu atm, liked akane form 999 when i played though
>>25497474
What height are you?
>18
>M
>USA USA USA
>Virgin
>Working at family company until shipping date
>Computers, Reading, and Piano
>19
>f
>swe
>kissless virgin
>jobless
>drawing and talking walks
>>25490521
22
Male
Russian Slav
Not virgin
NEET
Taking piano lessons, I've always wanted to become a professional pianist, but sadly I couldn't study music up until graduation, now it's too late, but at least I can enjoy myself
>>25497517
5'8"
Not super short, but noticeably at least
>>25497531
Post a picture of yourself senpai
>>25497531
>tfw no Viking gf
>age
24
>gender
male
>nationality
Canadian
>virginity status
Lost it to a fat hooker 2 yrs ago
>employment status
Work full time
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Model kits, relaxing with my rabbit, walking, action figures
>waifu (post pic)
none
>>25497531
w-where in sweden?
>>25497336
well i dont really wanna post my skype here but i made a 10 minute mail so send yours there and ill add you [email protected]
>age
23
>gender
male
>nationality
israeli
>virginity status
havent had sex in half a year
>employment status
NCO in the armored corps
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
video games, cars, movies
>waifu
lmao
>age
22
>gender
Male
>nationality
Canadian
>virginity status
I've had sex once
>employment status
Just graduated
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
Gym, history
>waifu (post pic)
HAH GAYYY
>>25497561
>NEET
>in Russia
kek good luck
>age
20
>gender
f
>nationality
Canadian
>virginity status
virgin
>employment status
I have a summer research job at my university
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
I read a lot and work out
>waifu (post pic)
anime is a plague on society
>>25497714
Care to elaborate on your last point?
>>25497737
its cancer just like furry/brony trash
>>25497714
>anime is a plague on society
Glad I'm not the only one that thinks so
>>25497737
Gook go home
>age
20
>gender
Female
>nationality
Murrica
>virginity status
Kissless virgin.
>employment status
Notta neet.
>hobbies (outside of animu and vidya)
I like to read books and masturbate.
>>25497737
I don't believe any further elaboration is necessary
I've always thought it was stupid, but now every single guy who has ever been interested in me, no matter how normal or even chad-like they seemed externally, has been interested in anime. I'm sick of having fucking weebs all over me. I'm not even east Asian. I have no idea why they like me.probably because i'm 5'2" and 90 pounds so I look like a twelve year old. fucking sickos
>>25497657
Sent ;^) le original blawwkkzzz
>>25497714
what city? pls date