I just bought my first sex toy decided trying to get liad is super lame. whats up with yall? Its the doc johnson sasha grey sucker
Pic related i just bought this, will be here in two days.
I bought this a few weeks ago and it fucking ruled. I hope you bought kind too.
I went on a trip, got really fucking high, watched some HD porn... Edged for hours. One of the best sexual experiences of my life and I'm a normie who has had plenty of sex
Anyways, it's great, buy it did rip. The inner hole tore and amazingly my dick stabbed a hole out of the back. After just like four hours or so. Don't expect it to last forever
Also, fuck anyone who says it's creepy, it feels too fucking good to deny yourself it. Women are okay with vibes... These are the male equivalent
>>25477573
Hope you bought LUBE too. Typo
I really really want a sex toy because I am so sick of using my hand but the idea of it is really shameful and I'm only 19 and still live with my parents so I don't know how I would order one without them finding out
Go on /jp/ and read their onahole thread
It has the bst information about sex toys on the internet
>>25477643
Jerking off absolutely sucks after I used the thing.
Honestly if I was single it might even be dangerous. I was on weed and benzos watching HD porn, adding this to the mix felt so good there was some fear there, like doing some really good drugs. If I had access to that feeling all the time I might let my life gal apart. Luckily normie and married so I'll probably only do it once or twice a year when I'm on a solo trip. If you fuck with these I hope you have some will power
On a positive note, I'm sure this will fix death grip Syndrome and re sensitize your dick if you fap too hard/much
>>25477025
How much did you pay for that OP?
>get really drunk on new years
>bitter, sad, lonely, did I mention drunk?
>have money to burn
>wake up next day
>somewhat remember jerking it, couldn't remember to what
>mfw I spent over $100 fun bucks on a blowjob robot
It gets here later this week. Tried to cancel but the site explicitly states that you can't. Drunk me wants sober me to be happy I guess.
>>25477865
Just make a chargeback with your credit card
You paid for some low quality shit. You should have bough the Mouth of Truth, the undisputed best blowjob sex toy on the market.
>those lips
>those teeth
>that tongue
It's perfection
>>25477884
I'm over cancelling at this point. I'm actually curious to see how the thing feels. Not like I was gonna spend that money on aDate with a girl who would give me a real blowjob
>>25477932
that looks like one of these fuckers
I couldn't fap with that
>>25477958
Those autoblow machines are a scam though. They're loud as fuck and don't even feel that great. I suggest you you get a chargeback, which you are legally ale to do especially since you were intoxicated when the purchase was made, and buy yourself a nice high quality hole instead
>>25477987
Really? Well that's disappointing. Just might do that then
>>25477884
He knows damn well he wants it.
>>25478021
If you want to spend around the same amount of money, I suggest you buy the punihole DX. It is one of the best sex toys ever.
http://www.amazon.com/puni-hyaluronic-lotion-100ml-masturbator/dp/B0098FV7X2/
>>25478197
>http://www.amazon.com/puni-hyaluronic-lotion-100ml-masturbator/dp/B0098FV7X2/
I just bought one of these, its the best if you dont want a big ass.. ass, laying around for somebody to find, its small enough to hide away but not too small, worth the price, although I felt creepy using it just because of the box picture