Lets talk about what fucking ROCKS about being single:
- Honestly sleeping alone is way more comfortable than sleeping with somebody else
- You can eat stinky fish and cheeses and nobody cares
- Can basically fuck around and nobody judges you
- Don't have to do "fun" activities your GF requires of you
- Porn is amazing, this is a renaissance of porn
- You can focus on what you are truly passionate about, better yourself, etc, and not be obligated to make somebody dinner or eat the dinner somebody made for you or anything else or whatever. Girlfriends take up a lot of time is what I'm saying.
>>25476409
>Honestly sleeping alone is way more comfortable than sleeping with somebody else
;-;
I-I want to believe
>>25476480
It is man you can't fart in your sleep and pick your nose when you're sleeping with the waifu
>wake up next to my girlfriend every morning and we have morning sex
>she makes me breakfast while i snooze in bed
>she cooks most meals for me, does dishes, and cleans
>sex whenever i want, sends me nudes at work, worships my cock
>always have someone to hang out with, and when i go off and do shit with the guys, she stays home and reads a book.
>never a party girl, never had another partner, never even considered sleeping with anyone but me
>have her trained so that whenever we go for a drive longer than an hour, she gives me road head
No need to shower.
>>25476495
not true love then
> No risk of STDs
> No risk of getting cucked
> No kids to watch over 16 hours a day
> All income you generate after taxes goes to you
It ain't so bad.
>>25476572
would you fart in front of somebody you respect? Fuck off dumb shit, I can smell your autism
>>25476409
This list just sounds like an angry teenage virgin's idea of what a relationship is like, based on stereotypes of suffocating women from late 80's movies.
>- You can eat stinky fish and cheeses and nobody cares
I mean, seriously? You're going to give up sex, companionship, and mutual support so you can...eat cheese? Cheese which, let's be honest here, no woman will actually give a shit about anyway.
>>25476633
Only the just get dubs. Gods get quads.
>>25476718
No way homie, I've lived with DOPE girls. Well, one dope girl and one clingy normie. But lets be real, even if you're dating a dope chick, nothing compares to the devilish relaxitude of singularity. I'm at my physical and mental peak as a singleton.
>>25476527
>wake up from dream
>go take a shit
>"MOMMY I'M DONE"
>reflect on how pathetic you are while your mother wipes your ass for you
>wish for surrogate mommy gf
>>25476409
dunno, have to know both sides to appreciate contrast, and I never will
>>25476633
would you demand suffering gassy pressure from someone you respect?
>>25476867
YES BITCH!!!!! I WOULD FUCKING DEMAND IT!!!!!!
>>25476633
how can you say that you love someone if you can't even chug down a bowl of their poo
So basically, the only relationship(s) you've ever had were based on zero common interests, therefore everything felt like a chore/obligation, and the only thing you got out of it is sex. That's sad. Using your inexperience to judge every other relationship on the planet, and teach other people to do the same, is even sadder.
>>25476480
It's true, unless you have a really large bed it sucks. And even then you wake up with someone else's hair in your face.
