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Girl has the hots for me but is a roastie.
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What do I do bots? She told me that she thinks I'm hot.

Still a kissless virgin, I'm thinking I should be happy right now but is this really an accomplishment?
That I got to be guy #100, should I go in? Any advice if she tries to turn it into a relationship?

I don't want a roastie but maybe I'll stop being self-conscious if I do it
Do I have to kiss her? What do I do if she tries to kiss me.
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>>25412072
You might as well let a shemale fuck ya ass
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What do you mean a roastie? She's a slu or has a large labia.
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>>25412072
Have sex with her, even pretend to care about her, but don't ever, EVER let yourself develop romantic feelings. I know it sounds stupid to develop romantic feelings for a roastie but that's how our bodies work. It's hormones. So use her as a practice gf for a while but dump her once she starts being annoying.

And don't ever let her turn you into a normie. Don't meet her friends, don't go to parties, don't pretend to share her interests. In most likeligood, she tries to get a beta provider to settle down with (while she keeps polishing off tyrone's dick in her spare time).
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>>25412154
She has a porn video, she's slept with so many guys she's desensitized to being upfront about wanting me. She initiated it and immediately brought up how hot I am.
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>>25412171
Sounds pretty gross but depends on your age and goals I guess. If you're over the age of 25 then go for it. What do you have to lose?
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>>25412171
Do it if you want to have sex, don't if you want a meaningful relationship
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>>25412171
>She has a porn video

why would you say this and not link it
because people are just going to tell you to link it
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>>25412219
kek, we all want a meaningful relationship. But if a woman isn't a roastie there's a high chance that she's looking for THE best partner, because there's a chad around every corner and if none of them won her over, then what makes you think a robot can?
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>>25412072
You will regret for not agreeing or might feel disgusted for fugging with her.
I say do it, you will know what sex feels like and maybe it will give you confidence to meet other girls if you didn't have it already.
Just check her for aids.
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pump & dump
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When will you guys stop misusing the term roastie? I'm a virgin and I have a roastie. Call them what they are.
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>>25412325
This is unspeakably ironic

>What's considered better: A key that opens all locks or a lock that's opened by every key?
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>>25412170
>practice gf

Is this the new meme?
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>>25412328
>I have a roastie
>I'm a virgin

nice b8, roastie whore
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>>25412072
>grrr I hate roasties
>as soon as one pays attention to me I'm going to drop everything I believe in because le vagina xD

Let's face it, you're not mad at women for being whores,you're just mad you can't get laid.
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>>25412171
The video, Anon. Where is it?
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>>25412072
How do you know she's a roastie if you haven't seen her vagina?
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>>25412785
>How do you know she's a roastie if you haven't seen her vagina?

she's had like a hundred dicks in her, so she's definitely a roastie by now
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>>25412805
But some porn stars have perfect innies and they've taken literally thousands of different cocks.
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>>25412830
>what is surgery

don't fall for the roasties' deceptions
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