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Last Femanon Thread of 2015
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Femanons:

What's your race?

What are you doing for NYE?

Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?

What are your resolutions for 2016?
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>white

>drinking a beer and sitting on my ass

>i don't think so. teared up a tiny bit while watching Love Actually because i'm a saft cunt, but that's it

>not fail college. move to a better place. waste less money on tech shit
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>What's your race?
Asian/white monkey half breed.
>What are you doing for NYE?
Nothing unusual, playing games and practicing piano. Probably work out.
>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
Someone bought me a really nice gift and I cried in front of them while receiving it.
>What are your resolutions for 2016?
Continue doing what I already do, work out, play piano, draw, cook, do chores, etc. I am a hikki NEET so the goal is to just not turn into piece of shit.
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fuck off

originality
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>>25388197
You sound cute. Pics?
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>>25388219
Fuck off m88
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>>25388197
Are you that Viet/White girl?
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Hello, is this thread where I get a girlfriend?
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FEMABON LS LOVE ME

PLLLEEASE FUCKING LOOOOOOVE MEEEEEE

GOOOOOD FUCKING DAMNITTTT
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Hello. I'm looking for girlfriends.
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>>25388237
Y-you too.

This is an original post
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>>25388287
Good
stay away from my sister
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>>25388168
>drinking a beer

yuck, it's like you don't want a boyfriend.
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>>25388244
No, but I'm quite sure /r9k/ is full of asian/white people having met quite a few here.
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>>25388256
It's the thread where you finally take off your trip and stop being a faggot
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Daily reminder to go back to reddit.
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>>25388109
>Last Femanon Thread of 2015

Friendly reminder to sage and report.
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Hi femanons.

Hope you're doing well today.

I have a question.

Do you actually accept there are real and tangible differences between men and women on a biological level? Like, do you accept women are generally more emotional and fragile?

What would you say is the best way for a man to deal with a woman's emotional fragility, if she easily cries and has been hurt in the past?

And would you ever forgive a cheater, assuming he cheated by spending lots of time with and spending money on the other woman.
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>>25388393
>Do you actually accept there are real and tangible differences between men and women on a biological level? Like, do you accept women are generally more emotional and fragile?
Yes, of course. This doesn't mean that men can't be just as fragile though. I've just accepted that generally, I tend to get emotional a bit more often than men.
>What would you say is the best way for a man to deal with a woman's emotional fragility, if she easily cries and has been hurt in the past?
Just hug her, comfort her. Depends on why she is crying though. If you're cheating on her and she's upset, she probably won't want to touch you. Leave her alone and write her a letter asking for forgiveness or something, give it to her to read on her own time.
>And would you ever forgive a cheater, assuming he cheated by spending lots of time with and spending money on the other woman.
Sure, if he seems like he absolutely regretted it or was able to admit that he needs help (from me or whatever). The situation you're describing doesn't sound that way though. Also, threesomes are fine, but only if I'm able to help choose the girl too.
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>>25388664
>Also, threesomes are fine, but only if I'm able to help choose the girl too.
Holy shit be my gf
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>>25388664
>Sure, if he seems like he absolutely regretted it or was able to admit that he needs help (from me or whatever).

Fuck you're perfect.

Would wife. Wish more women were like you.
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>>25388664
You sounds like an amazing person, yet i'm likely way out your league.
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>>25388287
AHAHAHA FUCKING REKT BETA FAGGOT
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>What's your race?
Caucasian.

>What are you doing for NYE?
Nothing, playing some games and waiting for more games to DL.

>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
I teared up after accidentally biting my tongue.

>What are your resolutions for 2016?
Be better at saving money.
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>>25388320
What kind of Asian is your other half?
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>>25388983
>rpg's
Shit tier woman
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Getting drunk and fucking my bfs huge cock. Why pick pain or pleasure when I can have both.
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Are you fembots nice people? I don't care if you're pretty, I just genuinely wonder if you're decent to be around? Because it seems like all women are either obnoxiously self-confidence because they're hot, or obnoxiously loud because they're compensation for being fat.

Why can't women just be normal and not so fucking loud?
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>>25388691
>>25388728
>>25388792
I'm sure you guys will find someone. I married a robot that I met here in 2009 and am very happy with my marriage. My answers are just based on my own personal experience with marriage.

>tfw trying to find a girl for a threesome
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>>25388256
We should be lovers instead
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>>25388983
>monster hunter
Mah nigga.
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>>25389182
Explain please familiy
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>>25389182
No you can't ruin our friendship like that
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>"white"
>Playing video games
>Yes, about my best friend, I get jealous when she spends time with others instead of me
>To gain weight because I'm a skelly
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>>25388109
>What's your race?
white
>What are you doing for NYE?
spending it on 4chan, maybe later skyping with parents
>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
Yeah, few times. Mostly because I miss my grandma, who died some time ago. Also because I felt helpless, lost and lonely.
>What are your resolutions for 2016?
work out, eat healthy and clean, read more, study more, get one more cat, be less asocial
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>>25389221
be my skelly vidya gf
>>25389237
Sorry to hear about your granny anon :(
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>>25389133
I'm nice to strangers. Why would I be mean to them? I don't go outside much but women I see while walking to the grocery store seem to be speaking at a normal volume.

Do you mean women who post social media stuff online such as tumblr? I wouldn't really count them as "normal women". It might have to do with the town you live in or where you go that you are seeing these women.
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MODS
MODS
MODS


sage
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Applications to be my gf below
_______________________________
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>>25388109
>white
>making a nice dinner, getting drunk
>yeah I was a little lonely last year, this year I'm just gonna get too drunk to care
>my resolution is to find a real boyfriend with a job, not some fake fat manchild on the internet who will stop talking to me when I don't want to send nudes
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>>25388109
>What's your race?
white

>What are you doing for NYE?
not kissing a qt ;_;

>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
not really

>What are your resolutions for 2016?
to create something I'm proud of

>>25388393
hi athens

>Do you actually accept there are real and tangible differences between men and women on a biological level? Like, do you accept women are generally more emotional and fragile?
not "fragile", moreso empathetic and nurturing. which are not faulty traits imo

>And would you ever forgive a cheater, assuming he cheated by spending lots of time with and spending money on the other woman.
literally no
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>>25389133
I'm nice but it seems like you're not very nice.
>Why can't women just be normal and not so fucking loud?
You sound spiteful

>>25389270
I play pleb games and I don't want to be a skelly, looks like you'll have to find someone else instead.
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>>25389350
>literally no
Ya bitch, you'd get so attached to the d that you would take back a nigger
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>>25389350
>which are not faulty traits imo
>literally the reason you can look after kids and not get sick of them

>>25389344
Why even send nudes to random people you've never met in the first place? I thought most girls had realized how dumb that was by now.
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>>25389383
>I don't want to be a skelly
I know that's why you should be my gf. Since you're trying not to be
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>>25389413
Hey Athens, desu. How you been? Are you impressed by how easily I can tell you're posts apart?

I love women, btw.
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>>25389350
what do you mean "not really" you either cried or you didn't
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I gots a qyestion for the femanons as a guy whos gonna take his fiance downtown austin tonight. Would you rather see a bf or gf or whatever take you to eat then the pub or go to fireworks after eating? I dont want to freeze my titz off but the cold i feel would be great to get it on in public under a blanket. Otherwise we regularly visit the pub and shark people out of their money. God bless open carry jan 1st
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>>25389456
I wouldn't want to do any of that, where is the option to stay indoors and just have sex all night or play video games?
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black
didn't really do anything besides watch a movie
no
learn to cook better, go through SICP, maybe try a psychedelic for the first time, maybe find a concert buddy, graduate, become a wageslave
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>>25389451
>Are you impressed by how easily I can tell you're posts apart?

Not really, they're quite distinctive. But you've made a few mistakes in the past so it's not foolproof.

>I love women, btw.

Same.
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>>25389482
>implying women that good exist
kek
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I'm going to literally spend every day of the next year opening fembot bait threads even though I'm a man

fuck you fucking faggots, you will fucking fall for it, and you will fucking deserve it
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>>25389456
go to the fireworks and do it under a blanket, thats romantic and will make for anime memory. pub is shit that you will just half forget
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>>25389488
Why do you have to rain on my parade, friendo?
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>>25389482
The fuck is wrong with u. Are you an introvert? Good luck not going out and pranking faggts and making money like a successful couple.
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>>25389494
I am this person >>25388197

Wanting to play video games and stay indoors is what most people want to do on this board, please don't bully me. ;_;
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>>25389494
they do, and I am married to one
>>25389508
>being this ass ravaged
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>>25389520
>anime memory
wow I'm drunk already
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>>25389532
>pranking
That's for little kids, couples on TV shows and youtubers. It's not actually fun.
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>>25389531
I'm really trying not to rain on your parade, if that means anything.

Just in this fembot thread for old times sake.

And because I still have the occasional compulsive urge to hook up with 4chan chicks
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>>25389456
I don't like drinking and especially not in public spaces, so I'd rather get something to eat first. But it depends on the girl, really. You know your fiancee best of all.
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>>25389593
D-don't do it! Cherish your normie gf. ;_; Fap and move on bud.
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I just want a norwegian fembot gf ;_;
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>Black
>Might be going to a party that I wasn't directly invited to. Or I'll pussy out, sell my ticket and spend the night here.
>logged into fb the first time in a year. Saw all my old high-school friends met up at a bar last weekend. I was invited but never knew about it.
>Be more productive, throw away all social ties for good.

>>25388664
>Do you actually accept there are real and tangible differences between men and women on a biological level? Like, do you accept women are generally more emotional and fragile?
Mostly, but there are exceptions. Hormone imbalance maybe?
>What would you say is the best way for a man to deal with a woman's emotional fragility, if she easily cries and has been hurt in the past?
Not sure. Everyone's different.
>And would you ever forgive a cheater, assuming he cheated by spending lots of time with and spending money on the other woman.
I'd tell him I forgave him, but I don't think I could emotionally recover from something like that.
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>>25389606
Nah i was just thinkin the food then fireworks. I guess we'll avoid 6th street in austin which is like bad part of downtown sf x10
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>>25389208
We are best friends now.
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>>25389616
I wouldn't do anything in reality. The appeal of the fembot is a siren song of HPD and crazy fetishes that never ends well.

How are you doing anyway.
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>What's your race?
Mixed spanish-black halfbreed.
>What are you doing for NYE?
Drinking, drawing, writing, probably going to try juggling those and wind up spilling shit all over my tablet and laptop. I've accepted that that'll be the case at this point
>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
Heart disease gives me a far shorter life expectancy than I'd previously thought. Never wanted to live long, but I'd have appreciated the option.
>What are your resolutions for 2016?
Improve to a satisfactory degree in art.
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>>25389749
>deflects statement
>hits on fembot
>all in same post

Chad get out
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>>25389777
I'm not hitting on her. We've spoken on and off for years. I just prefer the company of people who have actually been on 4chan prior to at least 2009.
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>Asian

>randomly browse twitter and 4chan

>didn't cry, but feel down in general, only 1 friend wished me merry christmas.

>ask out my crush, he's this azn boy who I know lurks 4chan, but he's prob out of my league or one of those white fetishists.

uhh actually get fit and not fail out of uni?
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>>25389344
>fat manchild on the internet who will stop talking to me when I don't want to send nudes
what if he didn't stop talking to you after you didn't send nudes?
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>>25388197
Hapa that grew up Hawaii and now lives in Florida?
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>>25389845
You sound terrible just because of this:
>uhh
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>>25389855
>>25389344
What if he doesn't want nudes
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>>25389876
No, sorry. Probably someone else.
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>>25389777
chill brah, me and athens go way back

>>25389749
I've been VERY, VERY, VERY extra good. Best December in a long time. :^) How about you?
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>>25389845
Advice:
>thicken thighs
>look into becoming more active in social media and be the first to wish merry christmas to ppl
>seek tutoring for classes
>look for honorabre japanese boy. Youre wasting your time seekimg korean.

The last my fiance said as her family is korean. The guys never care for their own racially similar persons (aka virgins)
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lets omegle guys
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>>25389955
>fembot defending Chad
every time
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>>25389955
>>25389831
Oy the fug was i supposed to know such. Oh well my apologies
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get a female friend

i grew up with male levels of testosterone due to a genetic disorder and girls never want to be my friend because im too aggressive or something
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>>25389955
That's good. December was ok, Christmas was underwhelming but I spent a lot of thought getting nice presents for people at least.

Tonight I went out for dinner with a friend and now I'm just getting drunk and watching Harry Potter.
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>>25389383
>>25389221
What are your plans to becoming a fleshhuman again? Filming themselves eating has helped some former skelethins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YlZNwU5pJU
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Femanons:

What's your race?
White

What are you doing for NYE?
Sitting on the couch

Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
Like 10 times
>no friends at all
>little to no family
>both grandma's are dying
>depressed
>stress from school

What are your resolutions for 2016?
>Get friends
>Get over my depression and dissociative disorder
>Get ok grades
>Get /fit/
>save 30000 euro's to buy cheap land
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>>25389955
you worthless little cunt, you only reply to people who shit on you except when this tripfagging nigger does it?
do you enjoy the hate or not?
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>>25389156
How to you meet people on r9k I never understood that
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>What's your race?
white.

>What are you doing for NYE?
drinking, eating junk food, masturbating while smelling my ex's panties.

>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
I cry every day so it's hard to keep track.

>What are your resolutions for 2016?
be more outgoing and less of a burden to my family.
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>>25388109

>What's your race?
White.
>What are you doing for NYE?
Playing Don't Starve Shipwrecked.
>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
Nah.
>What are your resolutions for 2016?
I'll try to survive.
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>>25390049

Do you also have a male-style sexuality?
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>>25390068
It's kinda weird but my current plan is to eat food that my sister has sent me. That sounds odd, but I don't care enough to eat for myself, so I only have a bowl of cereal or two a day. So what my sister planned is that she will send me healthy food to eat, because if she sends it herself I'll actually care about eating. I also have OCD though, so I have certain eating rituals I'll need to accommodate
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everybody in this thread is either a man or a trap, don't fall for the bait.

cucks
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>>25390260
>baiting in a bait thread.

.03/10 m8
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>>25389984
>>25390079
athens is my friend, he's a good guy. not a chad in the slightest.

>>25390058
where is your gf? i'm with my parents, my sisters and grandma come around tomorrow, it's cozy :)
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>>25390076
>30000 euro's to buy cheap land
Where are you from?
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>>25390126
>tfw a femanon will never masturbate sniffing your underwear
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>>25390152
ive never had sex so i wouldnt know
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>>25390289
I want to move to Norway (Nordland) but I'm from the Netherlands
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>>25390076
>this post
Now I'm sad
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>>25390305
>implying thats a femanon
Bruh no chick smells a dudes underwear while fapping. Itd just be smelling ass after taco bell and itchy nut cologne
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>>25390358
Mine probably smells like pre-cum t.b.h
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>>25390276
fuck you, friend or not you need to cut this "only replies to hate" shit you've got going on cause its bullshit.
you're probably some worthless slag that got tossed around during some disgusting 4chan meetup, why haven't you killed yourself?
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>>25390329
I live in Nordland. Why do you want to move here?
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how do i get a fembot gf

i'm 5'10 173, have 130k in savings and am going to travel the world off the growth once i reach 600k
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>>25390172
Your sister is really caring. Why are you so neglectful of yourself? Any idea where the selfhate stems from? I remember asking about a eating ritual skele before. Same person? What were these rituals again?
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>>25390410
Stop being a bitch and get off r9k dumbass.
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>>25390276
>where is your gf? i'm with my parents, my sisters and grandma come around tomorrow, it's cozy :)

Literally in bed asleep.

What are you eating tonight?
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>>25390377
Yeah. I'm terrible for that.
Hell I get precum in my pants just by leaning into my workstation for an extended time.
(My crotch aligns to the edge of the bench so when I'm moving around doing stuff it keeps rubbing up against it and I get a stiffy. Have to go sit down for a while so it goes down a bit)
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>>25390443
but real women are fucking boring
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> What's your race?
white

> What are you doing for NYE?
shitpoasting and trying to finish a bottle of gin

> Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
our dog had cancer and while he'd exceeded all expectations really started to struggle on boxing day. It was absolutely terminal, so we decided to put him to sleep yesterday before it got too painful (for either party, i guess) :(

> What are your resolutions for 2016?
stop procrastinating at work and earn more paper
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>>25388109
>femanons
>existing
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>>25390465
Want me to build you a fembot 2.3, with automated acid solution assisted vaginal cleaning protocol and soda machine breasts?
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>>25390402
I like Norway, it's a nice country. Nordland has a good climate, beautiful nature, it isn't too close to big cities or nuclear power plants but still got a city like bodo.
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>>25388109
Reminder that femanon threads aren't welcome on /r9k/ and based mods are on our side
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>>25390458
iktf and I'm lamenting the fact that a femanon won't schlick while sniffing my pre-cum soaked boxers
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>>25390503
soda is shit desu, i'll take pro gainer with milk machine breasts
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>>25390435
She is. I feel bad about her basically paying for a good portion of my meals but it was her idea, and I think she needs to do this. Sounds weird but she doesn't think she's a good sister so having her help me with this will help both of us.

> why so self hating
I know exactly why but I'm not going to talk about it again

And no, that skelly wasn't me, but it's common for people who have eating disorders to have certain rituals of eating
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>>25390452
that is so cute

russian foods, you know the drill senpai.
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>>25390695
why do you continue to exist if you hate yourself so much?
your own mother tells you that you're worthless, JUST DO IT.
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>>25388109
White.

Drawing and listening to some guy play Lunar 2 in the background.
Maybe I'll really let loose and drink some orange juice.

Yeah, over body issues.

I'm just going to keep going with pushing myself to become a better person. I've spent much of my life being a lonely NEET too scared to go out and be an adult.
This year was the most successful and productive years of my life and I know 2016 is going to top it.
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>whitegirl
>probably get drunk and watch some anime after I finish up helping my parents rip up the carpet.
>the hell is there to cry about?
>work out and stick to it this year. Last year I did well for 3 months but got hurt and never went back to working out.
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>uptown girl
>ive been living in an uptown world
>ive been looking for a back street boy
>ill find out my mom never told me why
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>>25390790
Post body fembot
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>>25390876
I did yesterday, but I don't feel like posting myself all over /r9k/ every day.
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I'm interested: Has /r9k/ ever made any girl ITT cry?

>>25390695
>russian foods, you know the drill senpai.

Ah yeah, I know. I made one of those green-pea/potato salads the other day actually.
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>>25390961
Repost for a lonely robot pls
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>>25390978
Yes but because physical rekt. Me and some people were playing handegg and a chick who was friend of one of em kept complaining that a girl could play.

I ended up decking her because i tried to fake her out but going against a fat midget like i (5'9", 230 lbs)
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>>25390978
>I'm interested: Has /r9k/ ever made any girl ITT cry?
Probably all of them

>green-pea/potato salads
It's called olivier and it's so much more than that :-( I don't like it 2bh
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a-any british femanons about?
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>>25390531
MODS LITTERALY HAVE NO BALLS
I BET THEY DONT EVEN HAVE OVARIES

LOSERS, WHO DO IT FOR FREE
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So, any femanons down to chat on skype or something tonight? I've only talked to one before, it didn't go very well.

Text only btw. I'm too shy and sick to cam with strange girls right off the bat.
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>>25390516
o-oh I see. I'd be your tomodachi if you came here!
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>>25391075
Oh I put all of the stuff in. And yeah, can be quite heavy, needs to be eaten in small portions.
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>>25391410
im a girl. we can talk all night long
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>>25390978
>>25391075
potato salads are so delicious

>>25390961
The one wearing full black? keep it up
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>>25390978
No, but also no one bullies me hard enough. Looks like robots aren't doing their job.
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>>25391468
ur a fagt

heh, being dominated by a man like that turns you on, doesn't it?
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Asian/white mixed.
Probably just video games alone.
Yeah. I get scared about things changing and it upsets me and it was enough to make me cry that time.
I don't really have one.
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>>25391523
Lewd, only disgusting impure perverts hit on strange girls they meet online. I bet you have a stinky pencil dick.

You probably like being degraded considering you are some beta bitch robot.
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>>25391527
Will you be my girlfriend please?
We can play games together
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>>25391642
Maybe
What games do you play?
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>>25391681
RTS, Grand Strategy and DotA
Sometimes MMOs
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>>25391527
could you be my gf? i'm a girl though..
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>>25391707
Nah nevermind
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>>25391707
I don't think we'd be much of a pair, then. I'm not really into RTS, only grand strategy I played was Hearts of Iron 3, and I mostly play shmups.
>>25391714
But that's forbidden love.
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>>25391707
Gross
Those are mobile phone games at best
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>>25391740
I only ever played Touhou Project, and I'm pretty bad at it too
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>>25391757
I'm playing Mushihimesama a lot lately. It's pretty good.
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>>25391075
>Probably all of them

Also. I forgot to reply to this.

I asked this question because many years ago I pretended to be a man cheating on his fiance and apparently it made a girl cry, so I felt super guilty and apologized.
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>>25391740
well, nevermind. i don't play shmups much, i used to love beat em ups and played one "competitively" if that makes you consider doing something forbidden.
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>>25391740
>only grand strategy I played was Hearts of Iron 3
>starting with anything other than ck2 in Ireland
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>>25391835
I like those too. I'm straight, though.
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>>25391854
I got it for free from some site years ago. Plus I like the WW2 setting.
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>>25391896
Play Darkest Hour then. It's the same time period, but better.
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>>25391925
>>25391896
And don't start with Germoney. Be either Canada or the US for learning game mechanics.
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>>25391925
I don't really play the genre a lot, but I'll keep it in mind.
>>25391958
I was probably gonna pick Canada anyway. I like playing as my home.
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>>25391859
oh okay, good luck to you anon!
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>>25390516
Literally sitting in Bodo right now. I have no idea why you would want to go here.
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>>25391611
I do have a small penis, but I don't like being degraded or degrading other people.

I just wanted to interact with someone. Don't be harsh, bruh.
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>>25391985
It takes autism to enjoy the genre honestly.
Do you like Broforce?
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>What's your race?
White Also half jewish
>What are you doing for NYE?
Spending it with my family
>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
Yes. It was over a book I was reading.
What are your resolutions for 2016?
Promise to lose weight and then not do it.
>>
>White
>Sitting at home, waiting for the new year to come in when I drink my homebrew
>No
>Nothing. Resolutions are for idiots.
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>>25392030
Hello do you want to be my friend Bodo anon. I need a steam friend ;_;
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>>25392081
I actually picked it up the other day. It's pretty fun so far.
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>>25392106
>tfw no kike gf
>>
>aryan
>studying
>I cried every single day because my bf left me
>kill myself
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>>25392044
>Don't be harsh
>bruh
>don't like being degraded
I was just joking with you. Stop, you're making my vagina dry up. You shouldn't take posts so seriously on 4chan.
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>>25392158
>there are femanons that like broforce
Be my gf
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>>25392194
Where you live? We can go to Tim Horton's because I want some donuts anyway and then play Broforce in my apartment.
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>>25392269
Your country is mine's hat ;_;
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>>25392289
Oh, that's unfortunate. What state, out of curiosity? Been a while since I've been down there.
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>>25388109
>What's your race?
mixed, though usually people think i'm part ethiopian or white/sudanese

>What are you doing for NYE?
getting drunk with my sister and her friends and feeling uncomfortable/scared because i won't fit in with her friends, hoping that the boy that i like will come pick me up and be my new year's kiss because i would like one

>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
being alone, everything horrible that's happened to me in the past few months, and i didn't see my family, and had to call the police on my neighbors, and i'm single, and don't have close friends to invite me over for christmas dinner.

>What are your resolutions for 2016?
start a band that sounds like hole and be happier with myself
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>>25392314
Jew York
Beem a while since I've been to Canada too
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>>25392338
*Been a while
fug
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>>25392338
Oh, never actually been to New York. Last time I went to the US was on a family vacation about 7 years ago. We went to Florida through Kentucky and Georgia and such. Kentucky was pretty nice, though. Think I had more fun passing through there than in Florida.
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>>25392135
Are you the netherlands anon? Either way, sure, i'd love to be your friend. Wish I had more people to talk to. Either way, add me, or send me your steam id.
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>>25392381
I think it's hell here, I live upstate. Never been to Kentucky though
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>>25388109
>What's your race?
white
>What are you doing for NYE?
playing vidya, drinking
>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
no
>What are your resolutions for 2016?
git somewhat gud at piano
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>>25392334
>everything horrible that's happened to me in the past few months

What happened?
>>
So it's a guy starting these threads, right?
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>>25388109

>What's your race?
Half Japanese Half Norwegian

>What are you doing for NYE?
I'll probably play some Mario Kart 8 with my online buddies or possibly some Fire Emblem if they're not up for it tfw no bf ;_;

>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
My abusive mother, as usual. She enjoys insulting me every chance she gets while my dad is out enjoy himself with a hooker i wish i was joking.

>What are your resolutions for 2016?
Lose 10 more pounds. Go out and make some friends. Go to more cons
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>>25391438
Th-thanks. I can't believe you were able to get that.
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>>25388393
>Do you actually accept there are real and tangible differences between men and women on a biological level? Like, do you accept women are generally more emotional and fragile?
Of course, but i also understand that there are many exceptions to the rule
>What would you say is the best way for a man to deal with a woman's emotional fragility, if she easily cries and has been hurt in the past?
The classic; don't try to fix it just say "wow that was a dick move" or "that really sucks" or something like that. I would want to be left alone but many woman like to be with someone when they're sad. Idk it depends on the woman.
>And would you ever forgive a cheater, assuming he cheated by spending lots of time with and spending money on the other woman.
If that's all he did, I wouldn't consider it cheating. If he did all that, and had sex with her, then absolutely not.
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>>25392106
I'll give you all my money if you just be my gf
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>>25388309
is this my nigga nate
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>>25392381
Give steam
We can play broforce together
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>>25389133
I'm very low volume and I've been told i act mom'ish, so I think I'm nice. I have a bit too much confidence though, and my default face is smug.
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>>25392483
i was engaged and it was my first long-term relationship and he was actually lying to me for months and i narrowly missed dying from something that he did.
this resulted in my homelessness and a ton of self-destructive behavior, and my mental health backslid a lot, and i'm kind of okay now but i'm afraid for the future because i haven't had a chance to really process everything and i think i'd rather die than actually deal with it because i'm tired of crying.
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>>25392169
I'm not here to make you wet, you fat nasty whore.

i'm gullible i cant help it
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>>25392518
You sound nice. I'm a girl though, good luck on your resolutions and getting a nice bf.
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>>25388109
>white
>dunno. might chill, might go out.
>nope
>thrive on more tears of the butthurt robots
but for real i just wanna love myself more
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>>25389133
I'm very low volume and I've been told i act like a protective older sister, so I suppose that means I'm nice. I have a tad too much confidence though, and my default face is smug.
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>>25392425
Probably too cold for me. Mild year here and I hate the cold.
>>25392687
My internet's pretty janky, I don't think it would work. Just trying to connect to matches or servers for most games crashes my connection outright.
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>>25392742
Sh-shut up bully!!!

Also, I'm sure your dick is fine, most robots seem to underestimate the size of their penis and what women like.
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>>25392772
>Probably too cold for me.
Is Canada surprisingly warm? Either way I hate cold too
>Mild year here and I hate the cold.
Same here
>My internet's pretty janky, I don't think it would work.
That sucks
We could always just talk
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>>25392135
I d-didn't want a friend either way...
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>>25392801
kiss my ass

it's actually pretty small but I'm not losing sleep over it. Nothing to be done about it. I mean, it's not a micropenis.

look it, you seem like cool people, and I'm going to work soon. got skype?
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>>25389644
nordmann paa r9k? den var relativt ny.
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>>25392579
Well, I'm yourbiggestfan.

>>25392722
What was he lying about? How did you almost die? How long has it been since your situation got better?
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>>25392932
Sorry, I only have steam, my steam is id/memomo.

If I don't see you around, I hope work goes well. Have a nice day~
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>>25392990
Ja det er noen faa.
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>>25393011
have you ever known a serious heroin addict? that should answer your first two questions.

it's been 4 months.
>>
This is probably just a stupid thread for trolling femanons, but seeming as 2015 is almost over

>What's your race?
Hispanic / German with a resting bitch face ree

>What are you doing for NYE?
Going to BF's house lol!! XD

>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
Stuff about my robot friends, how lonely they are, stories about their unrequited love. I wish I could split my life into a million pieces and give them all a happy life. They deserve it.

>What are your resolutions for 2016?
Eat better / work on my drawing skills / be a better me kek (^:
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>>25393028
I'm 004, added. Feel like we made a real connection tonight over these few posts, giving me a lot of courage going into the new year.

you're still a niggerfaggot. you've played even more fallout 4 than my retarded ass.
>>
>>25392403
Nah that wasn't the Netherlands anon (I'm the Dutch one) but the Netherlands is like Norway but warmer, more dense populated and without nature. I like cold weather, isolated areas and nature but still want to have a hospital et cetera nearby (and the US, Russia and Canada really aren't my type of country). Although the Faroe Islands were also an option, their climate is too warm.
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>>25390485
>gin
never had it, but i smelled it and it smells like fir trees. is it any good?
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>>25392669
Well gee, anon.
How much is that?
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>>25393200
Norway definitely sounds like the place for you then. I love it here, my original comment was aimed at why Bodo of all places (Since there are several other places i'd live before bodo). I am so used to all the mountains and nature, that whenever I travel outside of Norway it feels weird and alien.

How's the NYE over there?
>>25390076 and if this is you, that's pretty depressing to hear. I hope it gets better.
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>>25393572
Yes that was me but for most people NYE if pretty nice here in the netherlands. People count down till the next year begins, light fireworks themselves (there is also special firework safe for little children) and eat snacks made from dough, oil and sugar called "oliebollen". Huge numbers of people also buy tickets for the lotteries or go to gatherings, comedy theater (idk how to describe it), or go to the national fireworks.
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>>25394383
Rolling for Rome
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>Race?
Whitey
>NYE?
watching criminal minds
>Cry over Christmas?
probably lol
>Resolutions?
hmm try to look better or something
>>
>>25393563
10k in the bank, b-but I have a nice place and job to make up for it
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>>25394612
>10 k just to date some fat kike
Anon why? Just get an escort
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>>25394252
Sounds pretty good. Here it's mostly the national fireworks or whatever I should call it. Was especially significant this year, since bodo is 200 years old, so it was a lot bigger. Otherwise it's the same old. Family gatherings and people going out etc.
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>>25394383
Nice pic anon, great idea I will roll
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>>25392168
are you okay? im here if you want to talk
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>>25394644
I just want a chance at love
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>>25394739
Why not try and get the aryan girl on the rebound :^)
>>
>What's your race?
White
>What are you doing for NYE?
It's over, but I went on the treadmill, had a shower, read Harry Potter fanfic in bed and went to sleep early.
>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
Nope
>What are your resolutions for 2016?
None really, I'll just fail if I put too much pressure on myself to achieve things. I want to solidify my habits of working out and shopping less, but I'm not actively 'resolving' to do it, it's just stuff to keep in mind.
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>>25388109
White
Nothing
Yes, no family
Lose 50 pounds
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>>25394761
I'm not worthy of the aryan, i'm black hair and green eyes freak
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>>25391410
yes! whats yours??
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>>25394800
Well someone needs to go after her and I personally don't care for blonde hair or blue eyes
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>>25388109
>What's your race?
White
>What are you doing for NYE?
stay home alone and be on 4chan
>Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
no not really. ;-;
>What are your resolutions for 2016?
>do well in school
>not become complete NEET/Hikki
>eat healthier and take care of myself more
>i want a bf/gf ;-;
>not be depressed desu
>>
>>25395157
>>i want a bf/gf
>gf
The only thing that keeps me from offering t.b.h
>>
>>25388280
Are you Chad?

If not, then no thx. Sry. :)
>>
What's your race?
White
What are you doing for NYE?
Same shit I do everyday, nothing
Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
No, haven't cried in months.
What are your resolutions for 2016?
Be happy, if that fails, kill myself.
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>>25394831
You really think I stand a chance? Thanks..
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>>25389133
You have selection bias from the internet. The defining trait of most women (and most people) is that they are overwhelmingly boring.
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>>25395484
>You really think I stand a chance?
She's miserable and emotional anon. Now's the time to strike
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>>25395622
For my health to improve. I'm more focused on my sleep. I haven't been able to sleep without pills for three years but no pills work. I'm going to see a sleep psychiatrist really soon so hopefully it helps.

Also, for my parents to finally be normal again or just get a fucking divorce.
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>>25395662
Aside from the sleep issue, what other health problems do you have?
>>
>>25395715
Let's see, it's prob easier to name what I don't have, haha. Fibromyalgia, Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia, Ehlers Danlos, Juvie Arthritis, clinical depression. Lots of fun things.
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>>25395844
>see laundry list of weird medical disorders
>start looking them up
GROSS ANON I WAS EATING COME ON
>>
So most girls secretly fantasize about being raped/abused.
How do you get into it as a man? Do you start off slow or do girls just want you to go full tempo from the start?
>>
>>25395921
Lol, it's not like they're that fucking bad. They're just joint problems.
>>
>>25388109
>What's your race?
Half white half asian
>What are you doing for NYE?
Sleeping and crying
>What are your resolutions for 2016?
To get schizo senpai finally notice me but he won't
>>
>>25395944
All are a result of obesity.
>>
>>25395844
>tfw no gf with a shitload of medical issues
Fucking hero complexes are the worst
>>
>>25395984
Im a schizo. Maybe I could not notice you.
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>>25395990
I wish obesity was what caused it for me, at least i'd fucking know what caused it then. I've had them since I was 13. I weight 111 pounds now and i'm 5'11. No eating disorder, i'm just unable to put on weight
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>>25396027
One schizo not noticing me is enough, my heart can't take 2.
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>>25395984
>tfw no obsessive hapa gf
>>
Schizo boy here
the voices are my GF
>>
the OP image makes me feel the tfw no gf so hard
I just want a cute girl with big boobs to hold and hug and love and tickle

fuck
>>
>>25392579

Shit, now I'm curious. Need to see them pics.
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>>25396806
It's a fat girl who's losing weight and honestly will look pretty damn good when she's thin
>>
>>25396886

Well, good luck to her then.
>>
>>25388256
>tripfag
You'll die alone.
>>
What's your race?
>white
What are you doing for NYE?
>getting drunk by myself
Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
>not that i can recall
What are your resolutions for 2016?
>die
>>
What's your race?
>Black
What are you doing for NYE?
>Nothing, I tried inviting people at work to do something, but it didn't work of course. I lied to get off early or else I would have been working till 11.
Did you cry over the Christmas period, if so, what about?
>I don't think so. I watch a lot of kdramas and I usually tear up a bit when I watch them and movies.
What are your resolutions for 2016?
>Try to finish college by the end of the year and move out of this horrible state.
>>
>>25394644
>some fat kike
All girls want to lose weight. It was more sarcastic than anything else. I won't lose weight because I don't really feel bad about it.
>>25394800
Sorry anon, but my half whiteness has rendered me dirty blonde and blue eyed.
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