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MORE SPAGHETTI! MAXIMUM REGRETTI!! I fucking hate my autistic
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MORE SPAGHETTI! MAXIMUM REGRETTI!!

I fucking hate my autistic ass. How bad did I fuck up in general. Also, spaghetti moments thread. Share your pain.
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You're trying to be candidly as awkward as you really are and praying that a woman will find it endearing. None ever, ever, ever will. This one even recognized what you are / what you were doing, and chose to use it for a power trip, act haughty, and subtly humiliate you.

>You say like a lot XDDD

The human response would have been to recognize what was happening (you are professing interest in her) and defuse it if she's not interested, or give you an easier time if she is. Instead, she chose to let you keep floundering on the deck.

You continue to beta out, trying to make some kind of genuine connection using your own awkwardness as a base, and you get
>Haha lol x ok? :P lol haha
in reply. Because it's a woman, and women are both evil and actually mentally retarded.

You aren't as autistic as you think. Or, you are, but you're misattributing it. The real autism is the self-awareness that you are bad at this shit. The fake (or only partially real) autism is you hamming it up like
>I just, oh jeez, I'm so bad at this, uh.. if I didn't already fuck it up.. which I probably did.. ugh..

Not to say the latter doesn't FEEL genuine, but it doesn't have to. Just stop doing that. All she did here was use you as an ego trip ("lol some sperg is fawning over me, only three times this week that's happened"). They're completely inured to this shit. Make a checklist:
- Never self-deprecate
- Never equivocate
- Be direct and almost terse
- Never, ever apologise

Ask girls out if you're interested in them, and when they say no, move on. Eventually you'll get one who doesn't.
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>>25359094
Don't bother, OP. I could tell after her first comment that she's far too stupid a person for you to want.
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>>25359184

That's actually useful advice. This is literally the first time I've done this shit, so I appreciate it. Thanks, faggot.
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