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So to determine how succesful you are, look how much you have in common with this guy.

>195 cm or 6 feet 5 inches
>attractive face
>masculine jawline
>good hair and beard growth
>muscular, strong and athletic
>ultradeep, masculine voice
>succesful actor making millions
>born to extremely wealthy parents
>white and Jewish

How can we even compete..?
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If you could compete with him he wouldn't be exceptional.
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>>25336117

>195 cm or 6 feet 5 inches
190cm
>attractive face
Yep
>masculine jawline
Yep
>good hair and beard growth
No beard
>muscular, strong and athletic
Yep
>ultradeep, masculine voice
Yep
>succesful actor making millions
Nope
>born to extremely wealthy parents
Yep
>white and Jewish
Asian

Fuqq
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>>25336191
>190 cm
>masculine jawline
>Asian

Doubt.jpg
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>>25336218
It's rare but I have a decent jawline. Ex gf's used to stroke it and comment on it.
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>>25336260
>ex gf's
>on /r9k/

evenmoredoubt.jpg
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>>25336117
>6'5
No, 6'2
>Attractive face
I've been called attractive but I don't see it
>Masculine jawline
Yep
>Muscular, strong, athletic
Yep
>Ultradeep, masculine voice
Yep
>Successful actor making millions
No. 6 figure income though
>Born to extremely wealthy parents
No. Middle class.
>White and Jewish
White, Church of England

How'd I do?
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>>25336290
It's not like r9k is a secret cave where you have to prove your virginity to enter. Anybody who goes outside facebook knows what 4chan is.
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>195 cm or 6 feet 5 inches
185 cm.
>attractive face
Yes.
>masculine jawline
Yes.
>good hair and beard growth
Great hair, clean shaved though.
>muscular, strong and athletic
Yes.
>ultradeep, masculine voice
Pretty masculine. Wouldn't say that it's ultradeep. Some "ultradeep" voices sound silly.
>succesful actor making millions
No.
>born to extremely wealthy parents
No. Born to a drug addicted father and a poorly educated illegal immigrant (my mother)
>white and Jewish
White and Catholic

>>25336260
>masculine jawline
>y-yeah... m-me too... it is d-d-decent
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>>25336117
>>195 cm or 6 feet 5 inches
nope, 5'10"
>>attractive face
Relatively
>>masculine jawline
somewhat
>>good hair and beard growth
yes
>>muscular, strong and athletic
no
>>ultradeep, masculine voice
extreme no. I sound like every "expert" they bring onto NPR to explain things, ie nasal and dorky.
>>succesful actor making millions
kek
>>born to extremely wealthy parents
double kek
>>white and Jewish
Actually, yes. Jewish dad and Northern Italian mom.
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>>25336117
>195 cm or 6 feet 5 inches
188CM
>attractive face
Nope, but neither does he in that pic lmao.
>masculine jawline
Somewhat I guess.
>good hair and beard growth
Im really hairy because of south european shitskin genes but I do manage to have a decent stubble (not neckbeard) and ok haircut.
>muscular, strong and athletic
Somewhat toned, slight hint of abs, but no actual abs.
>ultradeep, masculine voice
Only thing that I actually have 100% on the list.
>succesful actor making millions
Poorfag who pays rent to live in a shitty apartment making almost no money at all.
>born to extremely wealthy parents
Born to peasents (literally)
>white and Jewish
White, have some jewish genes.
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>>25336702
Forgot
>Good hair and beard growth
Good hair. Don't know about beard. Never tried to grow one.
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