HOW TO GET A GF
not hard to get a gf.
you must:
have a good job
live in a nice house and drive a nice car
must be confident but not too arrogant
needs to be funny but not goofy funny
tall but not too tall
spontaneous but only when she is expecting it
handsome is a plus, and handsome with good hair is better
not bald
know the exact time to say all the right things
know the right time not to say anything
needs to know how to treat her like the women she is, both in the bedroom and out on the town
family oriented and good with kids, but not too good with kids
must be money smart
needs to care about her but not be too controlling
>>25324635
>have over 200k in secret saving account
>have gold and silver bars hidden
>wear shitty nikes till they dissentigrate off my feet
>drive shitty 4 door car with swapped mitsubishi motor cuzz its reliable
>have no job because of savings
>cant tell girl about any of my secret wealth cuzz fake ass bitches be fake as bitches
oh well i have a shitty personality anyways...
>have 99 smithing
>have 99 mining
>have 99 fletching
>have 99 cooking
>have 99 attack
If you have a good job and don't drink, do drugs, or smoke and are a loving and family oriented person then I will date you. I don't care about height and if you are going bald just shave your head and you will look good.
>>25324796
are you cutie though? I'll marry you if you're cutie
>>25324635
>not bald, hair is okay
>meet no other requirement at all, besides debatably being funny
>have a GF
It's literally random chance. I can give you absolutely NO advice on how to get one.
>>25324853
Yeah I am cute
>>25324867
what is your salary requirement for a good job?
are you expecting to live in a high cost of living or are you okay with a good job in the middle of nowhere
>>25324913
I don't know in California the COL is high, so like $80k plus. I want to leave California though and outside California the cost of living is not as crazy. I want to live kind of in the middle of nowhere and raise my kids in a farm.
>>25324943
sounds good to me, I live in a cornfield in the midwest.
>>25324635
Stop searching for the perfect one, search under your league and probably you will fuck a lot, normal white woman are fuckd up in the head
srs question does this apply if the girl in question has a bf?
pls respond
>>25324635
or
>fuck any of those things up and not give a shit
they'll follow your lead, if you feel bad about yourself they'll feel bad about you too. if you feel like "whatever, i'm awesome," they'll think that too. women are like dogs with pussies that aren't quite as tasty.
>>25324972
I would live there but I am pretty religious and stuff
>>25325010
of course.
Women are always looking for someone better than their current bf.
>>25325151
ok but what does that have to do anything? if youre not muslim then I'm cool with it
>>25325203
makes you wonder
are those women even gf material?
>>25325264
such a creature would never exist in reality.
>>25325229
I'm going to raise our kids Christian
>>25325310
I dont have a problem with this, you sound too good to be true tbqh.
My best friend was unemployed, didn't use deodorant or mouthwash, dips a lot of tobacco, never shaved, and blew all his money on video games. He still had a 9/10 gf that he ended up breaking up with because she was airheaded. He also treated her like crap
>>25324635
>have a good job
>live in a nice house and drive a nice car
Depending on your age, this is untrue.
>spontaneous but only when she is expecting it
I know what you mean but this is untrue. Unless you mean sex
>not bald
Not a problem if you are black
>>25324635
literally a meme from a Plinkett review
>>25324787
>tfw never got anything to 99 except woodcutting
>tfw actually had several girlfriendswithin the game{/spoiler]
>>25325376
I am flattered that you think that
I am very awkward and pretty boring those are my faults
>>25324635
>have a good job
check
>live in a nice house and drive a nice car
No car, I live in a nice apt in the city tho.
>must be confident but not too arrogant
negative confidence
>needs to be funny but not goofy funny
I can be funny when I'm not on edge around people, which is rare so I'm rarely funny
>tall but not too tall
5'8" manlet
>spontaneous but only when she is expecting it
nah I'm pretty boring
>handsome is a plus, and handsome with good hair is better
I'm not good looking.
>not bald
check. for now...
>know the exact time to say all the right things
I rarely know what to say and will take 10 mins to respond to a text so no
>know the right time not to say anything
I'm very cautious about talking so if I'm not supposed to say something usually I'll be right about that
>needs to know how to treat her like the women she is, both in the bedroom and out on the town
Haha nope. I guess I get how to treat her in public or w/e tho.
>family oriented and good with kids, but not too good with kids
that'd be cool in like 7 or 8 years. I'm okay with kids.
>must be money smart
I feel like for somebody with a bs in finance, I'm mediocre regarding money smarts. I can be real good tho if I feel like giving a shit. It's just that I can so rarely bring myself to care, that I spend more than I need to and brush it off.
>needs to care about her but not be too controlling
I don't think I'd be controlling.
I can't even begin to comprehend being in a relationship, desu. Like i dont know how I would ever end up in one, it baffles me. Oh well.
>>25325693
well lets have our kids and live happily ever after
>>25325894
Ok post your Kik I am too scared to post mine
HOW TO GET A GF
> not be a ducking weirdo
> proper hygiene
> friendly
> other variables per woman
That's it.
> Bonus: Decent shape. Hit the gym lardass.
Hell, you could be fat and weird and fine someone. Some chicks dig that. It just varies per person.
>>25325920
skype ? i dont have kik
>>25325972
Post your email this is original one two three
>>25324635
>shitty micro-studio apartment
>no car
>poverty tier job
>say /pol/ tier shit to my gf all the time about deporting niggers and zionist conspiracies to genocide the white race
>6'3''
>I do okay but most nights I'd rather stay in
>I've been told I'm handsome. She loves it when I get dressed up for work (business casual despite the lmfao no money wages) and she commented on my how much she likes my hair just the other day
>far from bald
>meh
>maybe
>that's a really autistic thing to say
>I do want a family some day. We've talked about marriage and ideal child bearing years for her (we're looking at 28-32 for our first kid assuming everything goes to plan)
>still put manage to put away 30-40% of my monthly earnings into savings. Not that she'd know- we keep our finances separate for now
>Very possessive and she knows it.
Women are women anon.
You're overthinking it.
>inb4 my gf must be fat/ugly/stupid etc.
Nope.
You people are just ridiculous with your mental fantasies and your extreme rationalizations of why you don't have a gf.
>>25324635
>Plinkett
>>25325941
Don't forget most importantly: be tall.
>>25324787
>tfw never "bought gf" at grand exchange
>tfw chicks saw my sweet blue braided beard and already wanted me
>>25325994
my skype is bigmandan845
thx
>>25326043
> this is what these fucking NEETs do though. Instead of facing their own personal failures, they run and hide and make excuses.
>>25324787
>have all 99 combats
am I chad yet
>>25324635
>when you're a short student with hair and a girlfriend
>probably not even that good looking by r9k standards since I'm black
you niggas have gotten ridiculous with this shit
>>25326221
Ok I added you
You've forgotten the most important requisite of all, DON'T BE WEIRD
DEAR GOD NEVER BE DIFFERENT, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, YOU MUST FIT IN WITH HER FRIENDS OR ELSE
>>25326755
that's kind of implied by most of the points
>>25326147
>>25324635
Yall posted some fuked up pics they made me have like a shroom flashback or something. Very creepy
>>25328414
FUCK MAN, BRENDAN'S ALREADY HAVING A HARD ENOUGH TIME
>>25324635
HOW TO GET A BF
1. have a vagina (or a dick, either is fine rly)
HOW TO GET A BF (YOU HAVE STANDARDS EDITION)
1. don't be fat (don't eat whatever you want constantly in excess)
>>25324635
HOW TO GET A GF
not hard to get a gf.
you must:
be lucky
have a surface on which to fuck in private
have a wingman who can hype you up and say that you're rich regardless of your situation.
Seriously, the good wingman thing is the biggest. Don't brag, but have someone who can brag for you and razz you at the same time. The important thing is that she thinks you're rich and successful. That's it.
"he hates the jews, but he's a Vanderbilt."
One I've had my friend use, "His family started Barcardi Rum" And this was at a time I was unemployed and living on his futon.
Shit works mon freirs
Don't be fat, don't be short, have a social life.
The third part is the most difficult...
>>25324635
this is stupid. Getting a girl is not that hard. the only thing women crave above all else is comfort. If you can give them that, you're golden.
