First times
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Tell the stories of:
>The first time you smoked anything
>The first time you got drunk
>The first time you got high
>The first time taking any other drug
>First time having sex.
Obviously feel free to just select whichever of those topics to talk about.
>>25314716
>Never
>Never
>Never
>Never
>It was good
Stop being degenerate
>>25314716
>The first time you smoked anything
was 'clove'. retarded. the people i was smoking with thought they were so dank and cool.
>The first time you got drunk
was trying the majora's mask 3-day challenge. we totally just lost our focus at snowhead. was a good time.
>The first time you got high
new years 13-14. right when it technically became legal in my state. laughed alot.
>The first time taking any other drug
uh, acid? was a few months ago. felt pretty weird. i wanna try it again senpai
>First time having sex.
2012. i lasted 8-12 minutes i'd say. which seems like bragging? i don't get the whole 'teenagers don'y last more than 20 seconds' meme
>first time I ever cybered
>16-years-old
>some British girl posted her deets in a thread once it was dying, saying she was all alone
>she starts flirting with me
>awkwardly flirt back, don't know what to do
>talk about pounding her pussy
>she shows me a pic of her with this rabbit in her hole
>she starts to get really high
>shows me some more pics of her body
>somehow she doesn't notice that I'm a 16-year-old boy and don't know what I'm doing
>she starts bragging about all this stuff
>turns out she has a boyfriend
>he's a big part of this Moroccan cartel
>she shows me this huge bag of weed and resin, says it's worth like $20,000 (pic related)
>oh shit I'm cybering with a drug lord's gf
>she keeps asking me for pics
>she eventually stops talking to me when she realizes I'm not gonna show any pics
>>25314954
lol
when i was like 9 i would have runescape sex.
>>25314716
I dont remember the first time i got drunk because i was drunk obviously.
I do remember the first time i had sex however.
>15 years old
>10th grade in high school
>had gf of about 5 or 6 months
>we have oral and some hand stuff really often but never fuck because we were both too scared of possibly having a baby
>only dry hump
>one day she's over at my place and only bro is home
>me and gf are making out on the couch
>oral and all that are going on
>i suggest she lay back and let me play with her pussy using my dick
>feels nice, warm, real wet and she looks like she's into it
>put my dick in but just a bit of the tip
>she tenses up and i pull out
>later she leaves and texts me if I put my dick in her
>say yeah but only a little bit
>i popped her cherry but she only began to bleed once she got on the toilet
>she's worried she could get pregnant from that, and I am too.
>we both are stressed over this for about a week until she gets her period
Looking back i was so stupid i should've just put the whole thing in and we worried for nothing. But after that we saw sex wasn't a 'scary' thing and we fucked just about everytime we saw each other. Teen pussy, such a great feeling.
>>25314954
Also she told me this story about her being on ketamine. She thought she had turned into a box and she tried to jump out of it.
>>25315040
what is ketamine
The first time I had sex I got the girl pregnant. Also I just found out about this. So how about that.
>>25315049
Animal tranquilizer
>>25315049
It's this dissociative that makes your body feel all loopy and weird, makes you see some crazy shit and have profound psychedelic experiences at really high doses. Timothy Leary said it was the most powerful, most profound drug out there. People in Britain just use it because it makes you stumble around drunk like a moron at lower doses.
>The first time you smoked anything.
Cigarettes, 15 coming on sixteen or actually 16 years old, alone at home. Protective parents, I don't really know why. Curiousity?. I didn't even use a lighter, I used the grill.
>The first time you got drunk
January this year. Wasn't my first time drinking though. We were meant to go out for New Years but stuff happened so we couldn't, so we rearranged for early January and went bar hopping. I was fine until the last bar. Then I got a bit tipsy, but it was only after we were heading home and I stood up did it hit me.
>First time having sex.
This year, with a guy.
>be with boyfriend, no homo
>watching spirited away for my first time, its his favorite moving
>in bed, cuddling
>start making out
>shit starts getting heavy, pants come off
>im giving him a bj
>decide that we want to take it further
>someone pulls out the condom and lube
>fuck like rabbits while moving plays in the background
>finish just before the movie ends
>literally best orgasm I've had to this day
>cuddle with each other until we pass out
>wake up ~2am and fuck again
>>25314842
>i lasted 8-12 minutes i'd say. which seems like bragging?
>>25314954
Wow, I first cybered much younger.
>>25314716
>>The first time you smoked anything
Last day of 8th grade, smoked weed, didn't inhale, didn't get high.
First cig was that summer, stole a pack from an unlocked car
>>The first time you got drunk
Summer before freshman year, my parents had a keg in the basement and I filled up some water bottles and chugged them and threw up.
>>The first time you got high
Same summer, smoking with an upperclassmen and got high as fuck
>>The first time taking any other drug
First time doing cocaine I was 17 at a huge barn party with a few hundred people and the cops showed up and I spent the night in a cornfield with a bunch of other underagers. I've taken a lot of other drugs tbhonest but none of the first times were storyworthy
>>First time having sex.
16 years old, was super nervous and barely hard, stuck it in and came after like three pumps.
>>25315006
>>25315222
I grew up in a Catholic family so it took me a little longer to get into jerking off. It gave me a panic attack when I first came because I thought I had done the worst thing imaginable.
>The first time you smoked anything
Never
>The first time you got drunk
Don't remember but I was probably out with my high school friends
>The first time you got high
Never
>The first time taking any other drug
Never (unless you count coffee)
>First time having sex.
Never
>at girl's house, we just met a few days ago
>she's telling me about how her roommate always gets the guys
>I tell her she's more attractive
>we stop being autistic and realize we like each other
>we kiss for a while
>then she gets on top of me and grinds against my dick
>we decide to go to her bedroom and try to have sex, she knows I'm a virgin
>I can't get hard
>"Would it help if I gave you head?"
>sure, I don't fuckin know, I've never done this before
>getting head doesn't help
>"It's okay, we can take as long as you need. I get you're nervous."
>after a few more attempts, we decide to just quit
>try to jerk off in the bathroom, I can't even get hard there
>a few days later I'm back at her house, we're making out
>she lets me dry hump her until I come, gives me a fresh pair of shorts to wear going back to my place, because it's really visible
>finally, on the third try, I felt more comfortable, kept my erection, and fucked her
>apparently I was "not bad for a virgin"
>still my gf
I suck at telling stories
First time I got drunk
>pal invited me to a bar on st's patrick
>when i get there he's with his huge group of friends from his hometown
>sit down a start talking with him and this colombian girl
>we are drinking beer
>the waiter brings us some shots
>keep drinking and talking
>more free shots
>start talking with some short chubby girl who studied something about computers
>we make out
>friend brings morr shots and at this point im already nit givong fucks
>keep drinking like a retard
>completely forget about girl, start walking around the bar talking to randoms
>we talk with some nigga whi had a band whatever
>eventuslly go out and takd the bus
>puke in the bus right beforr my stop
>have no idea how i knew it was my stop
>get home and puke a lot more get asleep in the bathroom
Shit was okay i guess
First time i had sex
>invite girl with whom i had had a few dates home
>i try cooking for her but in the end shw basically cooks for me
>didn't even had condoms
>we go to the room and start undressing each other
>whatthefuckdoidonow.jpg
>cant even get hard
>make her cum from oral
>we just lay there for a while
>eventually go back to cookig and eat
>later we try again
>she gets on top and tries to get me hard
>finally get it, condom and penis in vagina
>fucks me for a bit
>i go limp again
Feltbadman
She was pleased to know that I was a virgin though. Apparently she thoughit there was somwthing unattractive about her
>smoked
I was 13. Some Chads from school knew where they sold cigarettes to kids. We used to hang out after school and do stupid shit, but after that only me, the two Chads and another friend started to hang out after school to smoke, since the rest didnt like it.
>drunk
At the beach with a robot friend. I woke up in a parking lot. We puked a lot and had to clean the next day. I was 15.
>high
With two friends, we were 16 or 17. I met the dude who'd be my dealer for at least two years. It was mostly like being drunk the first time. I couldnt stop laughing, shit ruled.
>drug
Salvia at 19. It was pretty mind blowing but I had already matured a bit in terms of drugs so it was just a cool experience, nothing life changing.
>sex
I fucked a hooker once if it counts. My dick went limp after a while since I was drunk as fuck and didn't come. Never had sex since.
>mfw I've done none of these
First 3rd plateau DXM trip (2nd plateau isn't interesting):
>lying down on my back with eyes closed
>coming up really hard, feel intense nausea
>start seeing all these ridiculous alien landscapes
>people skinned out along walls, spread to their limits, moaning and groaning
>huge monolithic bubbles popping all around me and I can feel them against my skin when they get near me
>open my eyes
>can see all four walls of the room at once, they look like they're all a million miles away
>take a step towards the door and it grows huge, feel like I'm two inches tall
>looked out at the city and laugh hysterically at all the tiny people
>can suddenly see my entire life as a timeline extending from both walls of the room
>see beautiful childhood memories, my teenage years, feels like I'm reliving my entire life
>convinced that I had just died, that my life was just a long dream that I was now waking out of
>listen to some music and chill while the trip ends
>>25314716
>The first time you smoked anything
i was 10 and i was heavily influenced by my brother and his beaner friend, i blew the cigarette and they laughed until i inhaled, i cracked my chest and i got used to it but then stopped
>The first time you got drunk
never, i have mixed genetics and both sides of my family going up were all alcoholics , i naturally have a high tolerance for alcohol
>>25315099
R u female
>>25314716
first time getting high
>2013
>17
>senior year of high school
>current room mate invites me to a "weeny roast" that this kid is having
>wtfok.jpg
>get there about 5 pm
>were all chillin eatin hotdogs and being fucks
>the plan was to roll and smoke when the kids mom wasnt home
>she leaves
>fuck yea
>go into garage and guy starts rolling
>mid roll garage opens
>its this kids fucking mom
>everyone dips out back door
>im stuck in garage with big ass chair staring at her like a deer in head lights
>doesnt even question
>whatever
>she leaves finally after talking to autism kid
>were all freaking out
>decide to go to beach at 10 pm to smoke
>we get to beach and start blazing up
>one of the guys brings doritoz
>holyfuck.jpg
>best thing ive ever eatin
>feel fucking great
>we get done with the beach and were climbing down this huge hill
>right on
>my room mate decides hes gunna take a quicker way
>trips off huge hill high as fuck and rolls down
>fucking dyng at this point
>we get to him and he looks totally fucked and were laughing our asses off
>we get to the car and drive back to autism kids house and eat ice cream
it was pretty ok for my first time getting stoned
>>25314716
The first time you smoked anything
>The first time you got drunk
I was 18 and my parents were out so I drank some of their vodka mixed with pop and played Medieval 2 all night.
>The first time you got high
Never
>The first time taking any other drug
Never
>First time having sex.
Never
>>25314716
>>The first time you smoked anything
was 15yo at a hockey game. me and two friends shared a cigarette that we got from some old drunk in a period break.
>>The first time you got drunk
party with friends when 15yo. had fun.
>>The first time you got high
17. 4-HO-MET by myself. had a really good time.
>>The first time taking any other drug
amphetamine - 18, fell in love with it and got addicted.
heroin - 19, best experience of my life. never felt more warmth, love, comfort and relief.
done loads of more drogs but no more interesting first experiences.
>>First time having sex.
15 with my first girlfriend. at my place. hade sex in missionary sex, both enjoyed it but i came pretty quickly. overall a good experience.
>>25316020
15 was certainly a time for you.
>The first time you smoked anything
I think weed when I was 15, smoked with all my friends, all our first times, didn't get high but smoked the next day and got smacked
>The first time you got drunk
Didn't drink at all till I was 17 I think, first time was when I was at a family party and I was the only male talking to the host's daughter and her friends, they were all like 20-22. Ended up drinking a lot of white wine and hooking up with all 3 of them. (Yea I'm a "chad" lol)
>The first time you got high
Said above, was in a park with two girls I was in a band with at the time, got high as fuck
>The first time taking any other drug
I think the first one I did was acid, it was pretty good I've done it a few times since then. Did it with the same friends I smoked with, but years later I was 18
>First time having sex.
I was 16, had a qt polish gf and she had an apartment in NYC, we got tipsy and went back and she rode me till her friends knocked on the door. Didn't finish but it was a great experience.
>>25314716
the first time i jack off it felt so good and i precame something red
Thot i had a heart attack
MFW
do people actually read others replies or do they just post theirs and bounce?
>>25314716
>The first time you smoked anything
Don't really remember how long ago desu.
>The first time you got drunk
Probably when I was like 5 or 6, idk.
>The first time you got high
I was in vacationing in the Dominican Republic w/ my cousins in 2009 (I was 13 at the time). They had some rolled up some low-grade Dominican weed and they just happened to bring me along to the cyph. Watched TV & got completely faded & munchied out. Will never forget that night desu.
>The first time taking any other drug
I remember taking ecstasy on several occasions in 2012. And I'll be completely honest, I've never felt more happier, outgoing, & confident about myself in my life when I was on those shits. 10/10 would do again.
>First time having sex.
The pussy was A1.
>>25314716
>The first time you smoked anything
Smoked weed with some of my friends on his parent's balcony.
>The first time you got drunk
When I was 15. Being the autist I am, I didn't even talk much to the other people at the party.
>The first time you got high
When I was 17, see #1
>The first time taking any other drug
Sorry, I'm not edgy enough to do harder drugs.
>First time having sex.
With a qt3.14 when I was 16. Lasted no longer than 10 seconds after entry.
First of these was getting drunk. Started drinking a lot of whine at a college christmas dinner along with a qt. She eventually started to steal my refills and got even more drunk. I realised I went overboard when I got up to go pay and felt the floor moving back and forth so, after that, I went along and embraced the drunkenness. Eventually got even more piss-drunk thanks to another qt getting me to drink up some shots. After that I went to the party-zone and the whine qt started grinding on me. A while later I accompanied her in the subway and waited until her parents picked her up. Returned, went to the shots qt's place and we spooned.
This was the most normie thing I've ever done and it only happened because I was drunker than goddamn Bacchus. I started hugging everyone saying I loved them, I started telling people "naw, naw. YOU are drunk." and fancied myself a complete loss of sense of gravity, forcing me to crawl down some stairs.
Couple weeks later, went to another party where shots qt was. She handed me a cig, I choked and she laughed it out, saying eagerly that she had taken my cigarette virginity (unfortunately, the relevant virginity remained untouched).
Fast forward a couple months, I stayed over at a friend's place. One of her housemates was growing some dank weedz 420 in hiding, and I just so happened to be there on the day of harvest. We had munchies, we drank a ton of water, we smoked and watched the ending of Space Odyssey. It was fun.
Never had any other drug nor lost my virginhood.
